Quips and
Quotes
Tabic Fabla
Why should I
Who love to try
. Cooking the most exotic dishes
Be the gal mho' weed
To the guy who' aid
That the fare he mostly wishes
Is a weenie in a bun.
Or a steak well done.
Or a plate of pickled fishes!
Claire I. Smith
"Lower the volume a bit I have to practice.'
Sometimes it' harder for a woman to find a husband
after she marries him. Pat Kraft
Two partners on a Texas ranch were out
inspecting their property when their station
wagon blew a tire. As they were working on
the side of the road, they saw something
gleaming and scraped away the topsoil.
"Just as we guessed," one said. "A thick
vein of gold."
'Tell you what we'll do," said the other.
"Mark the spot so we can find it in case the
price of oil goes down." John L. Powers
The only thing harder than getting up with the chick
ens is not crowing about it. Franklin P, Jones
He had dodged marriage until 35 because
he feared offending his doting mother. But
when the right girl came along, he couldn't
help himself; they were secretly wed, and
for a year he kept the fact from his mother.
His wife, however, had had enough by that
time and demanded he face his mother with
the news that she no longer was the only
woman in his life. Finally, he stammered out
a confession.
"A year!" the mother exploded. "A year!
And me still doing your laundry!"
A. W. Stinson
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