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Tulare. Tulare Pipe & Electric
Tulare., ..West. Auto Assoc. Store
Turloclc.Farm N' Garden Center
If s Later Than They Think
No longer do we til up till
Our teen-age child comet in,
And ttay awake with rod-like will
Through drooping eyet and chin
At latl, at we have proudly taid,
We've gained tome trutl and tente,
We nonchalantly go to bed
And lie there taut and tente.
Richard Armour'
A confirmed bachelor believes marriages are
made in heaven, and he's perfectly willing to
wait. Ken Kraft
Lap off Luxury
Our thedding mull't not a lap dog but
Thit much you can tafely bet your pelf on:
At ture at I'm dretted to put on the dog,.
I'm what the dag tlartt putting himself on!
Georgie Slarbuck Galbraith
"That's the letter as in cowpoUe, colt, cartridge, Comanche.
Billy, only five, was already the terror
of the neighborhood. When a nice young
ster his own age moved in next door, Billy's
mother hoped he would follow a good
example.
One night she had a heart-to-heart talk
with Billy. "I want you to spend more time
with that new boy. He's so good. You never
hear him say any naughty words."
"You will tomorrow," Billy said self-
assuredly. -"Why?"
1
"Because I taught him a few today," Billy
replied. , : " . Edna Elsaser
The real Western hero is the man who had enough brains to buy
property there 20 years ago, Dan Bennett
A backwoods farmer, through canniness
and luck, had accumulated a sizable for
tune in oil. He acquired a large estate and
built a mansion with a huge swimming pool.
But before long he died, and his old friends
came to commiserate With the widow.
"But at least he left you well off," said
one former neighbor.
"Oh, yes," sobbed the widow. "At least
$500,000."
yi "That much? Heavens! And him a man
Vho couldn't read or write."
"Or swim," added the widow.
One of Hollywood's most famous and
conceited stars was on location in a rural
area and went shopping for antiques. He
spotted a real buy. "Will you take a per
sonal check for that item?" he confidently
asked the elderly dealer.
"Guess so." ' . " - 1
. The star made out a check and signed it
with the flourish of a man who loves to give
autographs. "You know who that is, of
course" he said with pride.
"Well," said the dealer, "I sure hope it's
CALIFORNIA
Areata C. F. "Chuck" Bower
Atascadero Griiantl Hardware
Auburn Alpha Hardware
Bakersfleld Fodway Stores
Ben Lomand.v... Wiltons Nursery
Benlcla Culver's Hardware
Carmlchael Western Hardware
Carmel Carmel Hardware
Carmel...... Holman's Dept. Store
Chowchilla..'... Farmer's Hardware
Citrus Heights Larry's Saw shop
Clovfs Hunt's Feed
Corcoran ..Woedy's H. It Auto Sup.
Covlna.. 711 Fix It Shop
Crescent City. .Crescent Lumber Co.
DInuba Richland Company
Dos Pales.. ..Santa Rita Hardware
Elk Grove... ...J. M. Derr Lbr. Co,
El Monte Andy's Hardware
El Segundo..EI Segundo Hardware
E$caIon...Moarehead Lumber Co
Esparto Wyatts General Store
Eureka Harris Hardware
Eureka S&M Service
Felton Felton Hardware
Ferndala ..Ferndale Hardware
Folsom Pioneer Hardware
' Fort Bragg Anderson's Service
Fort Bragg Fort Bragg Co-op
Fortuna Fort una Hardware
Fortuna Quality Hardware
Freino. Carter's Cyclery
Fresno ....Fresno Saw Service
Fresno Garden Specialty Shop
Fresno Monger's Seed Store
Fresnci. .. .Rhodes Department Stars
Garberville.... .Redwood Hardware
Grass Valley Alpha Hardware
Greenfield Browns Hardware
Hermosa Beach. .. .Reas Hardware
Huron. ...... ..Huron Lumber Co.
King City ....ADH Co.
Kingsburg Olson Bros. Inc.
Lake port Lakeport Hardware
Lemoore Lowe's Appliance
Loleta Mena's Hardware
Loomls Netthorpe & Son
Madera..... Roy's Madera Cyclery
Manteca .....Rawe Hardware
Merced. ...... .Shannon Hardware
Modesto B & M Company
Modesto.. Barham's Garden Center
Modesto ...Bob's Shop
Nevada City. Alpha Hardware
Orange..- .Nielsens Nursery
Orangevale Ken Harris Hdwe.
Orangevale. .Orangevale Saw lirop
Oakohle Oakdale Saw Shop
Paso Roblei..Coop Farmers Supply
Petaluma Forman Hardware
Placerville Fishers Hardware
Rorterville. . . .Schortmann's Cyclery
Reedley Janzen Hardware
Rio Dell Adams Hardware
Rio Vista Oilwell Materials
Ripon,. Davis Brosxlorgenson Hdwe.
Roseville.... Firestone Dealer Store
Roievitle Western Aulo Store
Ryda McCoy's Service Shop
Sacramento. .Bell & Bell Mower Shop
Sacramento... Broadway Lawmower.
Sacramento.. B. Ives Hdwe.
Sacramento Martins Hardware
Salinas John Callahan & Co.
Salinas... Hamilton Paint & Hdwe.
Salinas Sherwood Harwdare
Sacto Brown Hardware
Sacto. Emigh Hardware
Sacto Shurrock's Hardware 2
Sacto Shurrock's Hardware 3
Sacto Lee's Saw Shop
Sacto. ... .Loverde Hardware & Var.
Sacto Waldron Appl.
San Joaquin.. Rusconi & Son Hdwe.
San Juan Bautista. .Mission Hdwe.
San Rafael .Davis Saw Service
Santa Cruz. . . .Gambonl Hardware
Santa Cruz.. Linda Viita Hardware
. Santa Cruz Tool Chest
Santa Cruz Wilson Hardware
Santa Rosa....... Dales Hardware
Santa Rosa.;.". Lear's
Santa Rosa. . .Roseland Garden Or.
Sonora. .McCullock Chain Saw Shop
Sonora. ...... .Mundorf Hardware
St. Helena Steve's Hardware
Stockton Lincoln Hardware
Stockton.. Home Supply Tool Rental
Stockton Stockton Tool Rental
Tahoe Valley. . .Nevada Lumber Co.
Tiburon i... White's Hardware
Ukiah.... Portlock Hardware
Uppertake Lake Trading Co.
Walnut Grove... Choy's Sport Shrjp
Watsonville. .....Charles Ford Co.
WatsonvIIIe.. Nichols Rental Center
Watsonville; .Trelchels Hardware'.
West Sacramento... Stuck Hdwe.
Winters E. W. Fenley Hdwe.
Yube City .Western Auto Store
IDAHO .
Abefilsen D It Furniture
Boise...... Flier's Fair
Boise. Rostock-Clayton
Buriey... ....... Skagg't Furniture
Caldwell.. ..Ralph Filer's Furniture
Cascade Cascade Merc.
Cottonwood. . . Hoene Hardware Co.
Ecnmett Emmett Electric
Homedale..; Willis Electric
Jerome..... H order's. Inc.
Marring. ... . Faten's Service
McCall ...Western Stores
Meridian. Mangumi
Montpeller. .Montpeller Automotive
Moscow... State Tractor
Moscow. ...Ward Paint and Hdwe.
Mountain Home.. Tindall's.
Nampa......FIfers Furn. & Appl.
Orofino Crockett's Hardware
Pocatello.. Cecil John Repair Shop
Pocatello. .Getty's Sporting Goods
Rexburg.. Thompson Sporting Goods
Soda Springs. .. .Sander's Furniture
Stltes . .Stites Hardware
Twin Falls... Cain's Inc.
Welppe. ..
NEVADA
Las Yegas.
Durant's Store
VonTobal Lumber Co.
OREGON
Adrian ...Adrian Oil Co.
Albany Triangta Hardware
Arlington. . . . . .Arlington Appliance
Ashland... ..... Ted's Feed & Seed
Baker Nero's Hardware
Coos Bay......,..Farrt Hardware
Dallas. Falrvlew Hardware
Dallas ...Western Auto Store
Elgin Houser Hardware
Enterprise. Weaver Hardware
Eugene... ..Arrow Sales & Service
Eugene. . .Jungers Implement Co.
Eugene .......Reed & Cross
Florence.. ..Roy Bowman Hardware
Grants Pasj.;.;..,FoIlocks Marina
Independence. Western Auto Dealer
Junction" City.. Montys Service
La Grander Globe Furniture
Med ford. Hibbard Hardware
' Nyssa Moss Firestone Store
Pendleton Buckeroo Shop
Rainier ...Rainier Hardware
Reedsport Grawley Hardware
Salem. Howser Brothers
Springfield.. Woltons Lawn & Gdn.
Vale Aldred Electric
WASHINGTON
Anacortes. .Anacortes Feed & Seed
Bollingham...-. ...Gtpom Company
Bolllngham. Pynor & Company
Bollingham. .Ira Yeagor's Sport Store
Cathlamet. ...... Hughes Hardware
Clarkston Vorous Company
Epfirata....Saetre's Marshall Wells
Kelso.....! Keller's Tire Shop
Kelso. . .Watklns Tractor & Supply
.Kennewick Ludlow Hardware
Leavenworth.. Moltalers Farm Store
Longvlew. ...... Hanky's Tire Service
Lynden Jude's Sporting Goods
Mansfield. .Mansfield Trading Co.
Mcses Lake... Marshall Wells Store
Mt. Vernon. .Herman Ploeg, Mowers
Mount Vernon.. Lien's T V & Appl.
Mount Vernon.. Riverside Hardware
Pasco Pasco Garden Spot
Petersburg... The Harlow-Hardy Co.
Prosier. ...... Howard's Hardware
Pullman Rima Hughes
Qulncy Marshall Welts Store
Richland Parker's Hardware
Sedro WooIIey....Mt. Baker Hdwe.
Waterville. .Garrett's Marshall Wells
Waverly. . .Farm Impl. & Sup. Co.
Woodland. . . .Woodland Implement
Yacolf.. Fargher Lake Elec
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John L. Powers
For Dealers in Cities not listed above, see your Yellow Pages,
IS " Family Weekly, April 30, 1961