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The ojffice hypochondriac
Is back at work this morning.
A week ago he caught a cold
Which "hit me without warning.'
"No one has suffered such a siege . , .
"It has laughed off each prescription . . ."
Which quotes are merely excerpts o
His blou-by-bfciu description.
Francis O. Walsh
This is the lime of year every neighborhood discovers it has its own Abominable Snow
man the guy who won't shovel his sidewalk. Al Spong
An elderly couple appeared at the office
of a wealthy executive whose hobby was
collecting antique cars. "We understand,"
said the old man, "that you might be in
terested in buying a 1907 Cadillac."
The collector's heart skipped a beat in
anticipation, but he played it cagily. "Well,
I might," he said. "Does it still run?"
"I'll have to ask my son about that," the
old-timer replied. "My wife and I always
use the old car." Ben Cassell
"Good day, madam," the cheery voice
said over the telephone. "I am conducting
a television-audience survey. Could you tell
me, please, what's on your TV set right
now?"
Jn the background there were screams
and shouts of several youngsters. Then came
the tired voice of a mother. "The last time
I looked the only things on my TV set were
two apple cores, one banana skin, and a
couple of hundred fingerprints."
Frank Hughes
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"No, I didn't order a telephone. Why ?"
Five-year-old Linda had been thoroughly
disobedient, and her mother lost patience.
Linda was spanked and sent to her room.
Later in the evening, she was heard saying
her prayers:
"Please, God, help me be a good girl. And
take care of Daddy and Brother. Don't
worry about Mother, though she can take
care of herself." Auis Demmitt
Change of Mind
Wo doxibt the sage who once opined
That "Out of sight is out of mind,"
Has changed his, if his children arc
Old enough to drive a car.
Virginia Isaacs
Communism would never work in this country try telling an American wife that her
husband's first duty is to the state. Dan Bennett
Family Weekly. February 5, 19CI