QUIPS AND QUOTES
The youngster had spent all week
studying Christmas cards. "Mom
my," he asked finally, "don't men
go to heaven?"
"Of course," she said. "Why?"
"Because I never see any angels
with whiskers on these cards."
The mother thought fast. "That's
because the men who do go to
heaven only get there by a close
shave." R. N. Bauman
The Christmas Write-Off
Bound by social fetters,
I'm growing pale and gaunt
From writing lhank-you letters
For gifts I didn't ivant.
Richard Armour
What a young boy usually saves for
a rainy day is his best pair of shoes.
. Pep Mealifie
'Ready?"
Stuff I Wish I'd Read All the Way Through
Buy your children the all-purpose
toy, good 12 months of the
year. They can ride it like a bike,
paddle it in water like a canoe,
slide on it like -a sled. Safe, sturdy,
inexpensive . . . easy to assemble.
The Holiday Basketball Tourna
ment this year will be a thriller,
bringing together the four top
teams in the region. The opening
round, for example, will show off
the talents of five players who
could make All-America . . . The
tournament has been switched from
State Stadium, where it's usually
played, to City Auditorium, which
has a larger capacity.
Santa Clans has the right idea visit people only once a year!
Ernest Bleuin
Family Weekly, December 25, 1060
Everybody's raving about the
new Trencherman's Restaurant.
Greatest bargain in town! All you
can eat and drink for $2. Steak,
lobster, chops, broiled chicken!
Kids free! How do we do it? That's
our secret! . . . Closed during the
Christmas-New Year holidays.
Snowtop has everything for the
skier. Miles of trails, wonderful
food nd accommodations. Euro
pean skiers say it equals anything
on the Continent and are amazed
at the modest rates . . . Strictly for
experts; too dangerous for begin
ners. Parke Cummings
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