FRIDAY, DECEMBER 16, I960
They'll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy Hatlo
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In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
Angleworm is against over-
PACT, HE'S ANTI
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But try to get him to do
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There was a mysterious
storm in the San Diego area
the other day. It brought light
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OF SMITH & MEN
By Jack Smith
(c) 1960 Tlmei-Mlrror Syndicate
Recently I alleged here that
foreign VIPs visiting our con
try as guests of the State De
partment were being bored by
the activities arranged for
them,
. As a case in point I recalled
the visit of Queen Ingrid of
Denmark.. While In Los An
geles, you may remember,
Queen Ingrid was treated to
the igniting of several missile
engines. I merely suggested
0 that she might have had more
fun at I. Magnin.
Well, the U.S. State Depart
ment is somewhat wroth with
me. Annoyed might be a bet
ter word. So august an insti
tution isn't likely to work it
self up into wrath over so tiny
an irritation.
I have a letter from Wiley
,T. Buchanan Jr., the depart
ment's Chief of Protocol. He
chides me for numerous mis-
conceptions and errors about
the planning and execution o
state visits.
For example, he informs me
that Queen Ingrid and King
Frederik were flown by heli
copter to the missile engine
base at their "express re-
oucst.
"They had visited Cali
fornia 20 years ago and wish
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ed to see the enormous
growth," he writes. "There is
no way that (Los Angeles)
with its magnificent road sys
tem can be seen so satisfac
torily as from a helicopter."
Buchanan is certainly cor
rect there. I wouldn't advise
trying to see the city's mag
nificent road system by auto
mobile. "The Queen herself," he
explains, "asked to be Includ
ed In the visit to the missile
base, and I can assure you was
far from bored by anything
she saw."
I guess Mr. Buchanan is
correct in this, too. I myself
was standing a few feet be
hind the Queen when the first
engine blasted off with a ca
tastrophic roar. I wasn't the
least bored. I was galvanized.
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Queen Ingrid comported
herself as befitted a queen.
She disdained the tin hat of
fered her, explaining that it
might wreck her hairdo. In
deference to the ground rules
she did hold the tin hat over
her head, as if lifting it in
salute.
Mr. Buchanan was there,
too. He was wearing his hat,
but I suppose that's irrelevant.
He was closer to the Queen
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Not Guilty Plea
Orlando, Fla.-IUPD-Teamster
President James Hoffa sang
out "not guilty, your honor"
as he was arraigned on fraud
charges today before a feder
al judge.
Two of Hoffa's associates
also pleaded innocent to 12-
count federal indictments
charging them with misusing
$500,000 in teamster funds in
a Florida land development
which never developed very
far.
Hoffa's attorney, former
Florida Gov. Fuller Warren,
sought to delay the proceed
ings in order to have time to
study the indictments.
Federal Judge Dossier De-
vane gave lawyers for Hoffa
and his two codefendants.
Robert E. McCarthy Jr., and
Henry Lower, 30 days in
which to file motions.
Steamship Freed
In Columbia River
Portland - (UPO - The 736-
foot steamship Transeastern
was pulled free in the Colum
bia river at high tide Thurs
day afternoon, 12 hours after
tne vessel went aground off
Sauvies Island.
Officials said there was no
apparent damage to the ship.
wmch proceeded under its
own power down the river.
than I, and doubtless better
able to judge her reaction.
In any case, he notes, "the
Queen was taken shopping
later."
To my dark hint that agents
of the State Department had
fixed a tennis match a few
years ago between the Shah
of Shahs and an American
pro, to make the Shah look
good, Mr. Buchanan points out
that the Shah was on his own
and free to arrange his own
matches.
To my comment that Khru
shchev wasn't allowed to go
to Disneyland, Buchanan, ex
plains that "it was his own
security people who forbade
his doing so."
In fact, writes Buchanan,
outside of Washington, D.C.,
where the formal pattern of
protocal necessarily is follow
ed, State does its best to keep
its guests happy with such
divertissments as private teas
and luncheons, swims in pri
vate pools and visits to the
hairdresser.
"You possibly remember,'
he writes, "that the King of
Nepal, who wished to go for
a lion hunt, was able to do
that and live out of a trailer
during his visit to this coun
try. This could hardly come
under the classification of
boredom."
I agree. But it seems to me
that, if the King of Nepal
wated to go on a lion hunt
he was on the wrong contin
ent. If he had understood he
was in North America he
probably would have asked to
go to Disneyland. You can
shoot a lion any time.
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level in the surrounding
mountains. There was a rea
sonable amount of rain at the
lower levels. The total area
covered by the precipitation,
including both snow and rain,
was quite small.
The weather bureau de
scribes the whole affair as a
puzzler, but adds that one Ed
mund Jeffery, a free lance
rainmaker from Olympia,
Washington, had nothing to
do with it.
JEFFERY, who operates by
settinp- nut nanc fillaH i,Mth
mysterious crystals, had put
out his pans in a big way in
the area where moisture fell.
He says, as quoted by the in
quiring reporters: "I pulled
out all the stops" (by which
he means, one presumes, that
he had set out all his pans,
heaped up with his mysterious
crystals). "I'm taking full
credit for this storm."
F A DOWSER, or a water
witch - whatever he may
be called in the area in which
he operates - can take a
forked twig and tell the well
drillers where to drill to find
water, why can't another op
erator set out a pan full of
mysterious crystals and call
in the rain?
ANYWAY
Un thi urnsr ,a nan'l
help being interested In Mr.
Jeffery and his pans and his
crystals. Water is our life
blood. With plenty of it. our
future will be bright. If the
shortage of the past few years
continues, well be looking at
our hole cards. It's true that
the current water year is
starting out somewhat more
auspiciously, but the year is
young yet. We can use a lot
more precipitation than we
have had.
Maybe we'd better ask this
man Jeffery to come up and
pay us a visit.
QUESTION:
Can man make weather?
Nobody knows.
Anyway, there will be
trouble either way. People
who want to go on picnics and
people who WANT RAIN will
never be able to agree.
Maybe it's just as well the
way it is.
Ontario Rancher
Accident Victim
' Ontario, Ore. - (UPD - The
son of the late Judge G. L.
King, Ontario's first station
master, was killed in a one
vehicle accident near here
Thursday.
The victim was Homer Gil
bert King, 66, rancher in the
vicinity of the Malheur Butte.
The accident occurred, state
police said, when King's new
pickup truck left the road for
some unknown reason and
turned over in a shallow bar
row pit in a practically level
area. Police said he may have
become ill.
Plush Treatment
For Wrong Party
London- llll'P -Mrs. Eileen
Kennedy, Siorri, Conn.,
wife of a U.S. government
physicist working in Mo
zambique, was amazed by
the red-carpet welcome she
and her four children got
here today.
Gold - braided officials
whisked the Kennedys
through customs and immi
gration and settled them in
a "V.I.P." lounge to wait
for their flight to Italy.
The name "Kennedy" ex
plained it all. Officials here
had had a radio message
warning them to expect
President-elect John F. Ken
nedy's sister-in-law.
"What ... me?" Mrs.
Kennedy said. "Certainly
not, I didn't even vote for
him,"
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