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The Amazing Postal Service
A letter addressed with a drawing
Of a itorh and a bather (shown shivering)
Reached Coldsprings Maternity Hospital
Without a hitch in delivering.
But the one I addressed in a legible hand
To a firm that is famous all over the land
Found the post office not so omniscient
By mistake I forgot the street number somehow,
And my letter, I see, is returning right now;
The address was, of course, "insufficient."
Hal Chadwick
QUIPS and QUOTES
The family had just moved to
a Southeast-Coast community
and lived in daily fear of hurri
canes. When the season came, a
neighbor told them there was
nothing to worry about. "Just
call the weather bureau, learn
when and where the hurricane
is coming, then take precautions."
At the next warning, the fam
ily called the weather bureau and
asked for news about the coming
hurricane. "Please be specific," a
laconic voice answered. "You
mean the hurricanes that are
coming from the east or the west
or the ones that will hit this
afternoon and tomorrow?"
Sports Interviews I've Yet to Read
"Too bad you lost the World Series. Which team would you say
got the most breaks?"
"Funny thing about that we did."
"J see that most of your first-stringers have graduated. How do
your football prospects look for this fall, Coach?"
"Terrific!"
"If Kid Flanagan gives you a return match, do you think you can
lick him?"
"You crazy or somethin'?"
"So you finally ran a mile in four minutes. Are you content to let Jit
stand at that?"
"Perfectly."
"How come you've already spent 82 minutes in the penalty box
this season?"
"I play dirty hockey."
-Parke Cummings
"Found a big shell, did you? Well, run and see if you can find some more."
Family Weekly. September It, I SCO
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