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WHEN you suffer pain from
headache, neuritis or neural
gia, why not take what most doc
tors recommend the ingredients
in Anacin for fast relief! Here is
why Anacin gives such superior
pain-relief. Mere aspirin or even
aspirin with buffering contains
only one pain reliever. They have
no special medication to relax
your nervous tension. Anacin
contains a number of medically
proven ingredients, including spe
cial medication that not only
relieves pain incredibly fast, but
also relaxes tension and releases
painful pressure on nerves. Anacin
Tablets are safer, too. They have
a smoother action and do not irri
tate or upset the stomach. Buy
Anacin today!
Why ANACIN
gives more complete
PAIN-RELIEF
Most headaches are caused by ten
sion that presses on nerves and
results in headache pain. Tension
headaches call for the special medi
cation in Anacin. Unlike aspirin or
buttered aspirin which contains
nly Me pain reliever and has no
special medication to relax tension
Anacin contains medication that
(1) relaxes tension (2) releases
pressure on nerves (3) relieves
pain fast. That's why Anacin gives
a better tital effect -more com
plete pain relief.
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When Mark Twain said, "Humor is the
good-natured side of any truth," he
must have had in mind the amateur humor
ist you are bound to meet sooner or later
on any golf course.
Like the game itself, there are certain
rules the nonprofessional storyteller must
follow. Keep them in mind, arid you'll be
the center of any spirited golf group.
As every golfer worth his par knows, the
humor usually gets going on the 19th hole.
Much of it is foolproof; much of it is just
foolish. For instance, take the rough jokes
based on brashness and familiarity that are
often bright excuses for insults. Unless you
are awfully good at this kind of humor,
forget it
Someone once said that it's no accident
that the games men love are played by hit
ting something with a club, and are inter
esting because they present a matched con
test, which is really a sublimated fight. This
is too often true. Try and remember that
camaraderie based on gamesmanship does
not necessarily mean a free rein on insults
disguised in jest.
Wit at the expense of another's way of
playing, when it is personal, is usually
cruel. Even if the victim has a quick come
back and seems to take the verbal rapier
with a happy grin, don't rely on his being
impervious to the wound. You wouldn't
compete with a guy on the course until you
Family Weekly, August 14, 1960
My
Favorite
Golf
Jokes
An old pro at the game
and the gags
comes up with some advice
destined to provide
laughter on
or off the links
By BOB HOPE
sized him up. It's the same principle don't
tee off a round of jokes until you size up
your audience and know their limits.
The art of amusing others may be pleas
antly harmless, but it can be a tough job.
It's true that people love a good laugh, and
a sense of humor can save almost any sit
uation from complete disaster. I'd be hard
put to say when it's more appreciated than
after a day of erratic putting. But, as Art
Linkletter says: "Humor is a state of mind.
It is also a state of digestion.' Hangovers,
ulcers, a bad cold, or a bit of fried fish can
kill your sense of the ridiculous faster than
you can tell the simplest joke."
To me, that remark provides the best
basic lesson about wisecracking: whether
on the golf course, in the clubhouse, or in
the privacy of your own home, don't try
to be unny when others are not in the
mood for it!
Apart from the therapeutic values of golf
for everyone, remember that golf also
depends on your point of view when you
look at a sand trap from the tee, it looks
like a few grains; when you're in it, it s
Texas taking a deep breath.
It's all in the approach. Take the case of
Mr. Brown, trying to stay calm before the
crowd watching him at a tournament. He'd
never played in a tournament before. After
shading his eyes to gauge the distance
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