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Commencement Day
I gaze with hope and pride and joy
Upon my graduating boy,
And know a sudden mute relief
As deep as love, as sharp as grief:
Sharing his wonderful victory today,
I graduate from PTA!
Ernest Sieving
My Hubby's a
Superman on Sunday
How he can read the papers
And simultaneously
Watch a double-header
On the afternoon TV
While successfully snoozing
A little Sunday nap
In the midst of picking pricklers
Out of Fido on his lap
As he sorts through suggestions
From his favorite family
On what to do this dandy day
Is beyond me!
(Right over there
in the soft leather chair.)
Jeanne Hartmon Day
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"I thought we'd eat out. You don't want to be doing the dishes on Father's Day."
Two ardent golfers were spending Sunday morning on the golf course
when a sudden storm blew up. They ran to the cover of a shade tree just as
a bolt of lightning struck it. The next thing they knew, they were at the
Pearly Gates awaiting admittance.
"I'm sorry," St. Peter said, "but sometimes we don't admit people who
play golf on Sunday mornings. No, your cases will take time to decide."
The golfers looked troubled for a moment, then one brightened and asked,
"Well, while you're deciding, do you mind if we play through? D. O. Fljnn
The trouble with today's young girls is that they haven't learned to cook
before they leap. . Don Bennett
The young actor hit it rich with a fat movie contract and immediately
went Hollywood. He invited his old friends out to see his new mansion, and
all were deeply impressed.
"Look at everything!" said one black-sweatered actor to another. "He
really laid it on 52 rooms, bewigged servants, and a private lake with 30
majestic swans."
"And to think," the other replied, "I knew him when all he had was a
furnished room, a washbasin, and four swans." Paul Steiner
Well, we finally figured out how to keep young people down on the farm
turn it into a suburban housing development. Harold Coffin
Family Weekly, June 19, I960 9
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