Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, June 12, 1960, Image 41

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new fast way to
shrink hemorrhoids
without surgery
Today, there'! a fait new way to
shrink hemorrhoid tissues, stop pain
and Itching all wtthov irery. The
medication: The PAXC formula.
CLINICALLY TESTED BY DOCTOKS.
The PAXO formula does more than
Just shrink hemorrhoid tissue. It
also contains specific Ingredients to
relieve pain and Itching promptly,
fight Infection, promote healing, and
lubricate membranes.
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DANGER! 'SWIMMER'S EAR'
OFTEN CAUSES DIZZINESS,
BUZZING, BLOCKED EARS
New medical formula pre
vent trapped water in earn
by removing hidden wax
Why is it sometimes so hard to
get water out of your ears after
swimming or showering? Why, in
spite of all your thumping and
foot pounding?
The reason isoftensimple wax
in one or both ears, buried in the
ear canal. Water gets behind this
wax and it is traDDed. It makes
your ears feel blocked and buzz
ing. iivii juu oic in swimming,
dizziness may result.
To keep out the water, you
must keep out the ear wax. And
now, for the first time, with New
Formula Kerid' Drops, you can
get rid of this wax in minutes -
without the pain of instruments.
The ingredients in Kerid have
been medically tested with re-
markaDie results.
Don't risk "swimmer's ear."
Don't chance blocked, buzzing
ears, or dizziness while swimming.
Get New Formula Kerid Drops,
and feel the difference it makes.
SURE WAY TO STOP
SUMMER
ITCHES!
Famous formula counteracts
"Itching chemicals" in skin!
Insect bites, poison ivy, sunburn all can
lead to maddening torment of itching.
Doctors know this is caused by "itch
ing chemicals" in the skin irritating the
nerve endingt.
Certain medications have the power
to neutralize these "itching chemicals"
and bring quick relief.
Zemo the prescript ion -like formula
contains such ingredients to soothe
irritated nerves that cause itching,
quieting and cooling the skin. Zemo also
eases pain of cuts, scratches, minor
burns. Liquid or ointment; regular or
extra strength. Save most, get large
sizes of Zemo. Get relief aaf .
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DOCTOR'S FAST RELIEF
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formula Mill ALL fleas, ALL ticks, ALL
lice . . . even resistant varieties. New
medication STOPS itching snd scratch
ing from fungus, bacteria, Insects.
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QUIPS AND
QUOTES
Woman About the Houso
She handles everything with care.
But somehow she contrives
To break a lot of little things
Like twenties, tens, and fives.
Stephen SchlUzer
A man usually celebrates his birthday
by knocking off a day a woman cele
brates hers by knocking off a year.
... Pep MealiQe
The Husband's Guide to Quick Decisions
My Wife's Way
For a well-balanced meal to
night, we should offset the starches
with a little more proteins, and
use plenty of fresh . . .
Before voting, let's balance
one man's foreign-policy thinking
against the other's budget-mind-edness.
Then consider their vot
ing records . . .
The newspaper says the horse
called Meat and Potatoes is car
rying 128 pounds and last time
out went six furlongs in . . .
We can't invite the Lawsons
with the Blakes they aren't
speaking. And the Smiths and
Collinses have nothing in com
mon. Maybe the Carsons . . .
"What I want is something
so strong the Boy Scouts will ask me to join!"
My Way
Right! Take a steak, dear, and
offset it with some mushrooms;
plenty of French fries, too.
I like the way So-And-So
laughs sounds honest. Hell get
my vote.
Meat and Potatoes? A sure
thing! I had hash for lunch.
Yes, the Carsons! Think she'll
wear that strapless number she
had on New Year's?
Porfce Cummings
A father tried to cure his 10-year-old
son of spending his allowance on worth
less items by having him write a detailed
account of how he spent each penny.
One night the youngster was laboring
over his account and remarked wearily,
"I sure think twice before I buy anything
nowadays."
"Good," the father replied, proud of the
way he had handled things. "I hope you
always ask yourself: . 'Can I really afford
this item?'"
"Oh, I never ask that," the boy said.
"I ask: 'Can I tpeVL it?' "
Ernest Blevins
The owner of a cellar-dwelling baseball
team returned home from a talent hunt to
the minors and was cornered by the man
ager. "Did you get us any help, boss?" he
asked desperately.
"I think so," the owner replied. "There's
a team I saw down south playing .800 ball,
and I . . ."
"Wow! Bring up their top pitchers and
batters, and we're in!"
"Matter of fact, every pitcher has a sore
arm, and the batters barely get the ball
out of the infield."
The manager shook his head disgustedly.
"What help can they be?"
"They won't be any help at all," the
owner replied. "But, boy, their manager!"
family Wteklv, June 12, IKO