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CLINICALLY TESTED BY DOCTORS.
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lubricate membranes.
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STAY SAFE!
Check your brakes: Use
(hem carefully on slick roads.
Check your windshield
wipers: Replace if they streak.
Check your tires: Have
good tires and use tire chains
when needed on snow or ice.
Check your headlights:
Have them properly adjusted.
Check your speed: Let
speed laws and road conditions
set the limit.
Check your distance: Stay
well behind the car ahead.
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HOT? TIRED? TRY A
FRESH-UP SODA BATH
Just odd a cup of Arm Hammer
bicarbonate of soda to a
tub of warm water . . . and relax
Doctors recommend soda baths for the relief of
itching skin, sunburn and other skin irritations.
Wonderful when you're hot and tired. Makes
you feel heavenly fresh nil over. Keep Arm &
Hammer bicarbonate of soda commonly
called baking soda in your bathroom. Buy it
at food stores.
How to Reform a Poker-Playing Husband
Don't nag him,
Don't argue,
Don't pray,
Just ask him to (each you to play.
Pat Krnt
Inhale and Be Happy
Several months ago, the United States
hockey team inhaled oxygen before the
final period of its game with Czechoslovakia
and came from behind to win the Winter
Olympics. Since then, have been experi
menting in household uses of oxygen and
now officially release my findings:
In early spring, while planting radishes,
felt faint and exhausted. Took two whiffs
from my portable tank and went on to com
plete three rows of radishes, transplant
three tomato plants, and straighten a trellis
before effects wore off.
At recent Sunday dinner, encountered
difficulty carving meat loaf. Only two quick
whifTs from handy inhaler and whittled
right through meat loaf and part of carving
board. Had enough energy left "to stack
dishes in sink for wife to wash and dry.
At the club, was dealt a bridge hand con
taining 13 spades. Uncertain of bid, I turned
to oxygen. Before I knew it, was bidding
seven spades and on my way toward a series
of brilliant plays which would have made
the contract if some poor sport hadn't un
screwed my valve.
Tank empty right now, but when I get
a refill I'll give you 6-5 I'll have energy to
walk into the garden to see what happened
to those radishes.
Parke Cummings
The voice that used to cry out in the wilderness now moans
about street and sewer assessments. Pep Mealiffe
The little boy ran up to his father and asked, "What's a
bicep, Daddy?"
The father rolled up his sleeve and flexed his upper arm
manfully. "That, son," he said proudly, "is a bicep.'"
"Oh," said the youngster thoughtfully, "just like a muscle,
only smaller, huh?" D. O. Flynn
"Nero it ready lo take you for your walk."
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