Thund.y, AM 18, 1940 0 MAIL TRIBUNE, M.dford, Or.
Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF
A VISITOR in a one-horse town asked the social leader
of the community, "Why do all you ladles read the local
newspaper so thoroughly when you all know anyhow what
CVervhflHv In tnum hna
been doing all week?" AHlIA'
tta bv reading thn . hn'
"that we find out which
ones got caught."
BUI Barker la one ef the
busiest men In Denver, Colo,
At the moment, for In
stance, ha la laboring 20
hours a day to dig up tonga
suitable for psychiatrists
to shrink heads with. Prize
discoveries to date: "Moon
light Neuroses"; Amnesia
Days You're Gonna Miss
Me, Honey; "Aphasia Jolly
Good Fellow; "Heredity Hop to the Barber Shop."
Ernie Kovaes has Invented a new tonte that will grow hair en
a billiard ball. 'It works like a charm," boasts Ernie, "but 7
must admit It slows up the game."
1960, by BenneU Ctrl Distributed by King Features Syndicate
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Hatfield Asked To Name Candidates
Salem -(IIPD- Gov. Mark Hat
field has been asked to re
ceive nominations for Oregon
youths as candidates for two
national awards - The Young
American Medal for Bravery
and The Young American
Medal for Service.
Nominations may be sub
mitted to the governor
through June 30. He in turn
will pass them on to U.S.
Attorney General William P.
Sogers.
Boys and girls are nomi
nated for acts of extraordin
ary courage or for an out
standing record of endeavor,
service or recognition. The act
or service must have been
completed In 1959 and prior to
a nominee's 19th birthday.
WASHING MACHINES
Cleveland-Although house
hold washing machines have
been used for many years,
they did not come Into general
use until after World War I.
SHOP and SAVE
al Oregon Food Stores!
WffiSf . HEY
?JP. .IDS!
FREE
RIDES
AND
SEE THE MONKEYS
KIDS.. .THIS
RIDE IS
YOURS
We have bought the Merry-Go-Round
for four days but
you'll have to get your mommy or daddy te
get tickets free at the cash register.
Show starts at
3 p.m. Thursday, 12 noon Friday
10 a.m. Saturday and 12 noon Sunday
and runs till store closing time at night.
The animals will be there all four days to enter
tain you also. Six of the cutest little guys you
ever saw.
Saturday all day Is prize day on the Merry-Go-Round.
A prize, every time the ride stops, goes
to some lucky boy or girl.
Big Ball of That Good
Cotton Candy Only 15c
1
At . . .
OREGON
FOOD STORE
Medford
Try Oregon Food Stores for
a Treat in Meat
' Ivery Cut ef Meat Unconditionally Guaranteed
Pork Roasts
29
PICNIC STYLE
Lean U.S.D.A.
Inspected
Hams
Swift Premium fully cooked.
10 to 14-lb. average.
Whole or full shank half.
"49
Ground Fresh Daily, Medford's Finest lb. 49c
GROUND BEEF 3 t T3
SAUSAGE H:l3 S8
Good news for people on freezer plans. . . . Now you can buy your
freezer meat from Oregon Food Stores at a 15 saving below what
you are now paying. All beef is selected Eastern Oregon feed lot cat
tle, hand picked, U.S.D.A. good or choice which ever you personally
prefer. ALL Locker Beef UNCONDITIONALLY GUARANTEED.
Half Front Va Hind Va
49 lb. 43 lb. 59' lb.
CUT -WRAPPED AND QUICK FROZEN -FREE OF CHARGE
MARGARINE 4 49c
Instant Dry Milk 5 79c
8ggi FLOUR 89c
SNOWDRIFT
EGGS
"The
Superlative
Shortening"
3-lb.
tin
59
Nulade large AA
47
c
Dozen
TANG
Breakfast Drink
Jumbo
21-oz.
Jar
89'
Sprocket's
10 -lb. Bag
"ALTA"
Drip or
Regular
Mb.
Jar
$1109
SALMON
Del Monte
Pink No. I Tins
59
Stock Up and Save! MIX or MATCH 'EM!
Save
SALAD
Oil
"Best
Foods"
3c
Salad Dressing
"Oregon
Food"
Medford's Finest Produce
Tomatoes
Vine Ripe
Basket
Famous Texas
Grapefruit 10 "89
Avocados -'lO'
Texas Onions 10
California
Top Choice
Grade
ORANGES
VELVEETA
79
CHEESE FOOD
2-LB. LOAF
FACIAL TISSUE
19
"SOFLIN"
400 SHEETS
Instant Coffee
79
M.J.B .
6-oz. JAR
ff Low Every Day Prices PLUS f
I Thrifty Green Stamps 1
1 At Our Medford Store I
I S&H Green Stamps I
1 at our
Ashland Store , 1
Applesauce Appletime Fancy-No. 303
Boysenberries Cala Ripe-No. 303
Peaches Del Monte Cling-No. V,i
Peaches Del Monte Cling-No. 303
Pears Treasure Brand, Bartlert No. 2V4
Mandarin Oranges Spruce ll-oi.
FigS Golden Poppy Kadota-No. 303
Green Beans Rote-No. 303
Corn
Corn
Peas
Peas
Peas
Sauerkraut
Spinach Del Monta-No. 303
Tomatoes DW Extra Standard-No. VM
Stewed Tomatoes Del Monte-No.
Tomato Juice Premium 46-ox.
Catsup Snldert 14-oz.
Catsup Del Monte 20-oz.
Tomato Sauce Del Monte-8-ox.
Tomato Sauce Del Monte-No. 300
Chili Con Carne Bett Val-No. 1
Kidney Beans Market-No. 303
Pork & Beans Market-No. Vh
Pork & Beans Van Campi-No. 2
Tuna light Meat Solid Pack, Market-V4's
Tuna Avalon Chunk light Meat-'A's
Kounty Kist Cream Style-No. 303
Del Monte Whole Kernel-No. 303
Cottage-No. 303
Kounty Kitt-No. 303
Del Monte Early Garden-No. 303
Del Monte-No. 303
Regular Multiple
.16 81.00 .28
.29 41.00 .16
.33 41.00 .32
.25 51.00 .25
.29 41.00 .16
.25 51.00 .25
.19 61.00 .14
.15 81.00 .20
.16 81.00 .28
.21 51.00 .05
.12 91.00 .08
.16 81.00 .28
.22 51.00 .10
.19 61.00 .14
.15 81.00 .20
.23 51.00 .15
303.25 51.00 .25
.29 4100 AS
.21 61.00 .26
.29 41.00 .16
.10 121.00 .20
.17 71.00 .19
.29 51.00 .45
.16 71.00 .12
.23 51.00 .15
.20 61.00 .20
.29 51.00 .45
.29 51.00 .45
.19 61.00 .14
.05 619c .11
Don't Forget!
Drawing will be held Sat. 30
on the Boat. You need not be
present to win, but don't for
get to Register.
LAST CHANCE!
MEDFORD ASHLAND
13th and Central 1475 Siskiyou Blvd.
PRICES EFFECTIVE THROUGH SUNDAY
Green Beans Arbee Croat Whole-No. 303
Flavor Aid Reg. Assorted Flavors
Dog Food Marco-No. 1 Tint .10 151.00 .50
Ajax Cleanser Regular .15 81.00 .20
n a a a a a a a a a n
J. FREE COUPON
50 Thrifty Green Stamps
mm No Purchase Necessary Redeemable Only at Oregon Food Store mm
H in Medford M
D Limit One Coupon to a Customer D
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1 Regular Size Can of
AJAX CLEANSER
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