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The woman motorist was driving along an
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Simple Recipe for Utopia
Take wages of today and mix
1932 prices and then
Dividends of 1926
And taxes of 1910.
Shirley Jo Bennett
Out But Not Down
Give me a frozen mountainside,
A place where sleds will really slide!
Give me a day that's bleak and chill,
Throw in a snowstorm, if you will;
Give me all this and tell you what,
Abandoning my fireside rut,
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band asked as he tried on a new suit in the
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His wife eyed the fit at the waist and shook
her head. "Better get a smaller size," she
advised.
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protested.
"Oh, no," she explained. "I'm going on a
diet next week."
Ken Kraft
It would speed things up if
the census takers put all the
presidential hopefuls in one
corner and just counted the
few of us left.
John Shotwell
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"Sir, I have invested part of my salary in company stock every
week for the past 23 years, and I now own controlling
interest, KNUCKLEHEAD!"
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