Bock Stairs:
By MERRIMAN SMITH
UPI While Hous Reporter
Washington - (LTD - Back
itairs at the White House:
David Eisenhower, 11-year-old
grandson of the
President, was having his hair
cut in Gettysburg recently
when the barber congratulat-
Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF
AGENT VERY MUCH in his cups stood at the end of a
bar chuckling" happily. "Brother," inquired an inquisi
tive stranger, "what makes you so alf-fired happy?"
"Ho, ho, ho," laughed
the inebriate. "I just sold
that fool bartender my
singing mouse for $25."
"But a mouse that can
sing is worth more than
that?" pondered the
stranger. "Not this one!"
chortled the inebriate.
"Wait tiH the bartender
finds out the only song
the mouse can sing is
Melancholy Baby'!',
JL Texas plutocrat an
nounced that he was in the
market for a car that could-
travel faster than sound. "My wife," he explained, "generally sits
in the back seat." Another Texan decided it was .dangerous to
install a TV set in his car so now he's booking acts to appear
in it in person.
Chester Morris tells the sad story of a man who's out of a job
because he doesn't know the tricks of the trade. He's a magician.
1960, by Bennett Cert Distributed by King Features Syndicate
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The rear bumper -of the
President's limousine is
painted a dull black. This is
to prevent glaring reflections
into the eyes of the secret
service driver of the follow
up car at night when the big
security vehicle moves at a
contant distance of only three
or four feet frqm the chief
executive's car.
That beautiful Arabian
stallion given the President
in Tunisia last month won't
go to the Gettysburg farm,
but to a breeding farm in
Minnesota where Arabian
horses are a specialty. Eisen
hower doesn't want to see the
fine stallion go virtually un
used on his own farm where
he raises or keeps only Amer
ican quarter horses.
The next time the President
is in Gettysburg and there is
a fairly well-packed snowfall
on the ground, he may take
a ride in a horse-drawn sleigh
through the countryside near
his farm.
A Gettysburg friend has the
horses and sleigh ready if the
weather man and the Presi
dent's schedule can be
brought together.
The three older Eisenhower
grandchildren who attend
public school in Gettysburg,
and becoming ardent riders.
Sometimes they use horses on
the farm, and sometimes,
mounts from a nearby riding
stable.
When they ride, they are
accompanied by secret serv
ice agents who try to stick
close to the trail in an auto
mobile. On a recent ride, the grand
children picked a trail far off
the nearest road and an agent
had to go along on horseback.
Well, at least he tried to go
along. This particular agent
was thrown twice, much to
the merriment of the kids,
before another more eques
trian agent was pressed into
cavalry service.
Those who must drive in
procession behind the Presi
dent from Gettysburg to
Washington on a Sunday af
ternoon call part of the trip
"the Connecticut Avenue cha
cha." This is because the line of
White House cars and accom
panying press vehicles, mov
ing without any sort of police
escort, must weave in and out,
and stop and start suddenly,
in the heavy traffic on Wash
ington's famed Connecticut
Ave. This particular street
carries a heavy load of vehic
ular traffic on late Sunday
afternoons and negotiating
the long avenue is a stomach-!
clutching chore for the men
who have to do the driving.
Eisenhower simply will not
have a police escort going to
and from Gettysburg. He
thinks this is too noisy, too os
tentatious. The men who do the driv
ing would rather hear the
noise of sirens than the sound
of screaming brakes and
crunching fenders.
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Musicians Union
Condemns Shows
The Medford Musicians
Union has joined a nation
wide protest sparked by the
American Federation of Mu
sicians in "condemning by
resolution the blockout of live
American music" on several
television- programs by the
growing use of foreign-made
recordings, according to J.
Vernon Marshall, business
agent and secretary-treasurer
of the local union.
The protest was sparked by
Herman Kenin, president of
the American Federation - of
Musicians.
The resolution passed local
ly pledged a mass protest to
sponsors and producers of
several shows which are seen
in this area, Marshall said.
The union claims the shows
use cheaply procured foreign
music recordings to the ex
clusion of employment oppor
tunities for American music
ians, he said.
Among the shows seen in
this area which use foreign
music, the union said, are the
Rifleman, Robert Taylor de
tective, Johnny Ringo, Zane
Grey theater, the Black Sad
dle, Tales of the Plainsman,
Wanted Dead or Alive, Rich
ard Diamond, Bat Masterson,
the Lock-Up, Tombstone Ter
ritory, Men Into Space, Man
and the Challenge, This Man
Dawson and Sea Hunt.
All the shows, the union
said, are American produced
programs with the exception
of the music.
Central Church Sets
Annual Meeting
The annual election of con
gregational officer of Central
Church of Christ, North Cen
tral ave., will be. held - fol
lowing the morning worship
hour Sunday.
John B. Heberling, minis
ter, will speak on the ques
tion "How Can We Know
God's Will." A duet, "Take
Up Thy Cross" will be pre
sented by Pat Dale and John
Heberling.
The youth group will meet
at the church at 6:30 p.m.
Mr. Heberling, who has
been attending a preaching
convention in San Jose, Calif.,
the past week, will speak at
7:30 p.m. Sunday on the con
vention theme, "In Me He
May Have Peace."
Daughter-Son Event
Set by Shriners
The fourth annual daughter-son
night sponsored by the
Jackson county Shrine club
will be held at the Rogue Val
ley Country club Monday,
Jan. 18, Earl Yoakley and
Glen Fabrick, co - chairmen,
have announced.
A refreshment hour will
start at 6:30 p.m. with dinner
scheduled to follow. Enter
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to Jack Walker's band.
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Central Point-The annual
meeting of the Church of
Christ, Central Point will be
held Wednesday, Jan. 20, at
7:30 p.m. All active members
over the age of 12 years are
entitled to attend the" meeting
and vote, according to Mr.
Jean M. Shelley, minister.
Annual reports of the vari
ous activities of the church
will be presented.
Mr. Shelley will speak at
10:45 a.m. on "Our Glorious
Leader." The 7:30 p.m. sermon
topic will be "Eating Soup
With a Hatchet." It will be
the last in a series.
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