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    MAIL TRIBUNE, Medford, Or.
Monday, Nov. 23, 1959
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Medford and Jackson County
History from the files of The
Mail Tribune 10, 20. 30. 40
and 50 years ago.
10 YEARS AGO
Not. 23. 1949 (Wednesday)
Angus Ward, American con
sul general, released by com
munists from prison in Man
churia. Phony detective steals
$4,500 from tavern operators
in Klamath Falls.
20 YEARS AGO
Nov. 23, 1939 (Thursday)
Flu epidemic closes Central
Point schools; 40 per cent of
students sick.
From Arthur Perry's "Ye
Smudge Pot" column:
"Thanks for the Rose Bowl
dreams of old Oregon and
Oregon" State. They were nice
while they lasted."
30 YEARS AGO
Nov. 23, 1929 (Sunday)
Gold Beach in path of for
est fire on lower Rogue.
Theater building at Sixth
' and Holly sts. to be built this
winter.
40 YEARS AGO
Nov. 23. 1919 (Monday)
Medford Legion adopts reso
lution favoring . return of
death penalty in this state.
Labor plans to form new
political party, at meeting in
Chicago.
50 YEARS AGO
Nov. 23, 1909 (Tuesday)
High water ruins valley ir
rigation system; Ament dam
, on Rogue is certain to go.
Oregon almost entirely cut
off from outside .world be
; cause of storms.
What's Your I.Q.?
Nine or ten correct is superior?
seven or eight b excellent; five et
sis is good.
1. Did Lacrosse originate
with the Vikings, French Ca
nadians or North American
Indians?, . .
2. Is a gambit used in hock
tv badminton, or chess? -
3. What European . nation
1 has a famous military organi
zation called the Foreign Le-
crlnn? -
4 According to the "Old
Testament story, what beauti
ful woman was chosen by
Ahasuerus to be his wife?
? what Norse voyager dis-
' covered a land be called Vin-
land? .. .
6. Who was the first Chris
tian emperor?
; 7. Did goldfish originate In
Chile, China, or Spain?
8. Correct the following:
"Neither of the boys nor
John are going to go."
9 For what weather pheno
menon is the Grand Banks
noted?
10. The moon always re
mains at the same distance
from the earth; true or false?
Answers: 1. Indians. 2.
Chess. 3. France. 4. Esther. 5.
Leif Ericson. 6. Conslaniine.
7. China."!. Neixber of the
boys nor John it . . " 9. Fog.
' 10. False.
Washington State
Group Names Officers
Yakima, Wash. (UPD - Ernest
Sorenson of Chehalis was
elected president of the Wash
ington State Dairy Founda
tion at a convention here Fri-
dsy
He succeeded Walter Ull
rich of Okanogan. Norman
Tolleshaugh of Longview was
named vice president. -
Challenge
People of this country have been surprised at
the degree of dishonesty which existed in TV
quiz contests. It was a shock to learn that some
of the heroes of the quiz hot boxes were only
acting when they seemed to grope so painfully
for answers already provided m secrecy.
The revelations cast a shadow over the val
idity of TV advertising.
like champions, but they detest deception; es
sentially, they respect
When, they have been
standably become suspicious and may even hold
suspect some person or
the up-and-up. "
"IXITH the TV industry examining itself, and
trvinsr to crawl out of the present embar
rassing situation with as
m
mignt De a good time lor otner ousinesses serv
inc t.he niihlir in talcs a look at themselves.
Take the American
j 1 - j 11
in inis instance ine newspapers 01 tne nation, vv e
think it would he nrnner and fittino- for resDon-
sible persons in this great service industry to take
a close look at it and make certain that it is not
permitting moral weaklings tq prostitute its noble
purposes in our democratic system.
MEWSPAPERS must
' News columns must be kept clear 01 editori
alizing. Stories that should be published must ap
pear in print, and must never be bought off. Edi
torial support on the editorial page never should
be for sale. Authors
should be far above holding out a grimy hand
for a reward following
for overlooking that which should be revealed.
Sports writers should be professionally virtuous.
All these things must
to measure up to its
continue to enjoy the
which it should exercise.
WE THINK there is no room of smug satis
faction at the discomfiture of the TV business.-
We. rather think it would be an excellent
time for some organization to take a good hard
look into the situation, and . we suggest such an
inquiry as a logical and
American Society of Newspaper Editors to tackle.
A vpnal. Vpnt and cowardlv nress can't be
tolerated in this nation.
to disaster. And one of
1 l :l: -r 4.1.
ana uppuituiiiucs ui uie
examine itself and police
sary. Bend Bulletin.
1 . i '
Our Weakest Link
It's get-out-and-get-under season again. Snow
and ice for the first time this year are reported
on Eastern and Central Oregon highways, and
American ingenuity again has failed. . ,
Each year with the advent of car chain season
we commemorate this amazing failure, expecting
that each year will be the last. ' . .
The car chain in its
invented 50 years ago.
been a few feeble attempts to make a chain you
can install safely and surely in less than 10 min
utes. All have fizzled.
CNOW tires have come onto the market and the
limited slip differential now is optional equip
ment on some cars. But neither gimmick, or both
together, equals the traction of chains. Light
weight rear-engine cars
snow or ice. Without chains they, too, are like
toboggans on the downslope.
At this time-of year
cerned about this technological breakthrough
than about whose rocket has the most thrust.
Come to think of it,
haven't invented the self -
Capital Journal, Salem
; There's A
...--Nobody has greater
sos who produce and distribute obscene literature.
But we want to be sure the right procedure is fol
lowed to put them out of
felt some apprehension
land s Mayor Terry Schrunk had asked the Parent-Teacher
organizations of his city to lead a
campaign against obscene books and magazines.
Having been the founder of one PTA organ
ization and a member of several others we have
the highest regard for their aims and accomplish
ments. But, well meaning as 'most PTA members
are, we see some danger in saying to all the PTA
members of Portland, "Sic 'em !" Might there not
be some injustices done if a large number of peo
ple' moved in on the newstands and book stores
looking for obscene literature?
THERE are passages in some of the world's
greatest literature that some could consider
obscene. But there is a veiy great difference be
tween what we find in that great literature and
what we see in some stuff that is deliberately
obscene from start to finish, deliberately written
that way to attract a certain type of reader. Are
all PTA members prepared to recognize the dif
ference? We fear not.
If the PTA's are going to undertake this asr
signment the greatest caution must be exercised.
People who know literature must make the final
determination. We cannot risk wholesale book
burning. Fundamental freedoms are involved
here. To weaken them would do all of us as much
harm as the vile creatures who produce obscene
literature are doing Pendleton EasUOregonian.
to the Press
The American people
honesty and integrity.
fooled once, they under
activity that is strictly on
few scars as possible, it
. 1 1
press, meaning narrowly
v - i. 11T
be operated honestly.
of newspaper columns
a favorable mention, or
be done if the press is
great responsibility, and
privilege of leadership
proper thing lor the
For it could be a prelude
the first responsibilities
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pivots ia tu watu xuscu,
itself as may be neces
present hateful form was
Since then there have
y
are fine going uphill on
we re much more con
how come the Russians
installing auto chain?
;
Difference
contempt for the so-and-
business. That s why we
upon reading that Port
I
Dennis the Menace
'Mi'say Noma over there.
Drummond
(Walter Lippman is aaain
reports from Washington in his absence.)
THE CONTEST FOR KEEPS
Washington - If we take it,
as nearly everyone seems to
agree, that. Mr. Khrushchev
does not want war and does
not intend to give up his goal
of a Communist - dominated
world, what does he want and
how does he propose to get it?
These are two of the ques
tions we will need to answer
if we are going to enter vig
orously, not concede by de
fault, the kind of contest-for-
keeps for which Mr. K.i with
rambunctious confidence, has
land down the challenge. ,
Mr. Khrushchev says he
wants two things: (a) ."peace
ful co-existence and (b) non
interference in the internal
affairs of other nations."
We can begin by under-
standing that he doesn't want
the second of these two things
- except for us. He doesn't
believe in Cc-nununist non-interference
in the internal , af
fairs of other nations. He
showed what he meant by
"non-intereference" in Hun
gary three years ago and re
cently he showed that he ex
pects other Communist coun
tries to interfere in internal
affairs when Moscow opposed
the United Nations' indulging
even in a mild debate on Red
China's little . interference in
Tibet. -
Adlai Stevenson and Wal
ter Lippmann, who have tried
to pin down Mr. Khrushchev
on this point, found that with
the Kremlin, "non-interference"
is a one-way commit
ment. They found that in real
ity what he wants is for us
to let the Soviets alone to run
the Communist world and for
us- not to interfere with the
Communists when they stir
things up in the non-Commu
nist world.
So it is wise to assume that
Soviet talk about non-interf er-
ence is eye-wash. -
AS TO THE other objective,
Mr. Khrushchev undoubt
edly wants to avoid war. On
this point he is revising the
'immutable laws" of the sci
ence" of Marxism-a revision
ist, no less. He is saying that,
contrary to Lenin, a war be
tween the "democratic capi
talist" states and Communist
Russia is no longer "inevita
ble." As Prof. Louis J. Halle
has pointed out, if such a war
is no ' longer inevitable; it
never was "inevitable." So the
inevitability of war" is one
of the Marxist-Leninist, falla
cies.
If Mr. K. finds Lenin wrong
on this proposition, he may,
in due course, find him wrong
on others.
There is every reason why
Try and
7- -y BENNkjTT CERF"
LUCIUS BEEBE, most elegant of authors, thinks current
! literary parties are tame and utterly lacking in imagina
tion. "I remember the wingding we had for an early book of
mine years ago, sighs
Lucius. "Jt was in a real
dive, crawling with at
mosphere. Famous litera
ry lights mingled with
the dive's regular habi
tues. Then, at midnight,
the police joined us. It
seems we had engaged a
strip teaser "whose only
garb consisted of two
copies of my book, fore
and aft. Ah, those were
the days of real book
promotion!1' .. ;" f
Latest caper of those two : . .
visitors from outer space was visit to loan association. The
boys were trying to promote their fare back home. "Too much,
they Were told, "for the kind of security you're prepared to put
up." -
"Okay, then," proposed one of the visitors. "How's for lending
us enough to get to Cape Canaveral?"
Q 19'?t "V Bcpn?tt Cerf, Pistributed by Kins Features Syndicate
Ail fOURoe W. '
Reports
traveling abroad. Roscoe Drumond
we should take up Mr. Khru
shchev on the substance of
what he is proposing as long
as we are not misled by term
inology. "Peaceful co - exis
tence" isn't going to be en
tirely peaceful; that is, it isn't
going to be comfortable or co
operative or painless. And it
isn't aimed, as we would see
it, at "co-existence." A more
accurate phrase of what Mr.
Khrushchev is talking about
is " victory for Communism
without war."
That is a sane contest-for-keeps
if the Soviets are will
ing to conduct it on some
agreed ground rules without
the pervasive peril of war. It
could cut back the arms race
to the advantage of both sides,
if the Soviets want it enough
to accept meaningful inspec
tion.
THE contest-for-keeps with
Communism will be eco
nomic and political. It is use
ful, therefore, to have the
stark warnings from the re
ports of the Committee for
Economic Development and
from the testimony of AUen
Dulles of the Central Intelli
gence Agency that it is entire
ly possible for the Soviet Un
ion to catch up with the U. S
in industrial capacity in the
next ten years.
But it is important that we
do not fix our minds on the
wrong end of the problem
The danger is not primarily
what the Soviets can do. It is
wha we could fail to do. The
danger is not primarily the
size of the Soviet economy, or
its growth rate. We wiU not
lose by what they do but only
by what we could fail to do,
What will count is how we
manage ana direct our re
sources to meet the challenge
We can welcome the prospect
of a better life for the Russian
people.
This is why Secretary Her
ter is saying that "we must
realize that the fateful com
petition with Communism has
placed a first claim on the
energy and interests of all of
us."
And we ourselves and oth
ers will need to realize that
this is not primarily a contest
between the National Associa
tion of Manufacturers and the
planners in the Kremlin but
between Thomas Jefferson
and Karl Marx-between free
dom and abundance on one
side and regimentation and
abundance on the other.
(c) 1959 New York Herald
Tribune Inc
Stop Me
Foreign Notebook: Anglo-German Talks;
Irked Tunisians; Summit Date
By PHI LNEWSOM
UPI Foreign Editor
From the foreign editor's
notebook:
Change In The Weather?
West German Chancellor
Konrad Adenauer's visit to'
London thawed Anglo - Ger
man' relations after a year of
coolness. But British officials
are keeping their fingers
crossed. They recall that in
the past, Adenauer has left
Britain professing to be well
pleased, only to be overcome
by renewed suspicions of
Britain after he got home to
Bonn.
Washington Report
By WILLIAM
DELICATE CAMPAIGN
New York Gov. Nelson
Rockefeller is running an aU-or-nothing
political campaign
of an exceed
ingly strange
kind. The
thing is as
delicate as
reaching for a
moonbeam in
a darkened
room.
Of course,
Roc kefeller
"whit"8" wants very
much to be the 1960 Republic
an Presidential nominee. And,
of course, he knows there is
only one way to seize this
prize tp wrest it away from
Vice-President Richard Nix
on. - ,,.,.... .
But through the nature of
the problem can be so simply
stated, the approach to the
problem is one of profound
complications. Nixon is, after
all, a big part of a Republic
an administration which
Rockefeller himself once serv
ed. Nixon is top associate to
a President, Mr. Eisenhower,
whom Rockefeller respects,
both for his office and as
head of the Republican party.
AND , Rockefeller himself,
make no mistake about it,
is an authentic Republican. He
is no Old Guardist, true. But
he is also not one of those
hyphenated Republicans who
are really only concealed
Democrats.
There is a fairly "liberal"
glint in Rockefeller's eye, yes.
But he is not nearly so "lib
eral" as to be prepared to
assist the Democrats by rend:
ing the GOP in an election
year with ill-timed attacks on
Nixon.
This is one of the reasons
the Governor has decided
that he personally, at any
rate, will not participate in
the chant, "Nixon can't win."
It is also one of the reasons
Rockefeller is not already try
ing to force absolutely lear
cut divisions on issues with
Nixon. He doesn't want to
make issues simply for the
sake of talking. Nor can he
actually afford to make them
if he must make them at the
expense of flatly denouncing
the Eisenhower Administra
tion itself of which Nixon
is, as yet at least, an insepar
able part.
ALL the same, Rockefeller's
support of the Administra
tion is pot, and in conviction
cannot be, total and uncritical,
lake the present supreme
question of cold war policy,
Rockefeller is not in favor of
"inflexibility." Nor is he op
posed to all efforts to nego
tiate with the Russians. But,
in this correspondent's firm
impression, the Governor is as
close to some of the views of
former President Truman and
former , Secretary of State
Dean Acheson as to those of
Mr. Eisenhower.
That is, Rockefeller is
afraid of negotiations unless
they are based on a rising
rather than a falling Amer
ican power in this world. And
it is obvious he feels. Amer
ican leadership today is not
a very challenging one
specifically that it is not of
fering too much of freshness
and vigor either in world or
domestic policy. :
Rockefeller certainly would
like- and in due time prob
ably wiU try to provoke a
high debate with Nixon over
cold war policy. He is, how
ever, a man with a marked
sense of responsibility under
lying that famous grlrt the
detached observer concedes
him this. He has no wish to
shoot from the hip in such
an area.
AND Rockefeller's people
feel, with some justifica
tion, that Nixon has thus far
not offered much opportunity
for a stand-up-and-be-counted
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holds false teeth more firmly in place.
Do not slide, slip or rock. No gummy
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aot sour. Cheeks "plate odor" (den.
Pure breath). Oet FBTEETH et vat
arua counter.
Also on the British diplo
matic front: The British gov
ernment is quietiy optimistic
that diplomatic relations with
the United Arab Republic,
broken off three years ago
during the Suez crisis, will be
restored again soon. Latest
target date is Jan. 1.
Irked Tunisians j v
Tunisians are a bit irked
that President Eisenhower's
talks with President Habib
Bourguiba came almost as an
after-thought and that Bour
guiba will have to sail out to
the cruiser Des Moines to
meet him. American quarters
S. WHITE
discussion between the two
aspirants on war and peace
issues.
. The Vice-President, it is re
called, had much to do with
opening the way for the Ei-
sennower - luirusncnev ex
changes but later rather
po i n t e d 1 y removed him
self from them. This kind of
classic political maneuver, is
surely no crime. But it does
make it a little difficult on
an opponent to find and fix
just where the other feUow
stands.
Nixon cannot fairly be call
ed a politician who will take
no risks. But Rockefeller
needs a campaign of very
plain speaking, indeed. What
he has said so far certainly
does not come up to such a
definition. His statements to
date mostly have been brilli
ant generalities. But this is
the fault not of himself but
of his situation. In the end
he must force ; Nixon into a
clear national dialogue and
this far it is not easy to force
any front runner.
(Copyright 1959, by United
Feature Syndicate, Inc.)
Communications
Poisons i '
To the Editor: Cranberries
are recommended by herb
alists to be of benefit to can
cer, especially skin cancer.
O.K.-"he who laughs last
laughs best."
Most of us know that pen
icillin is derived from molds.
Probably some of us remem
ber that great grandmas used
to save scraps of bread in a
stone jar and let them mold
to use for poultices for
wounds, boils, etc. I wonder
how they knew. I have had
plenty of acquaintances with
bread and milk, poultices in
the past.
But nowdays we must run
to the doctor with every min
or ailment to be treated in
the modern way; just as the
foods must have the modern
treatment, even though it is
sometimes fatal.
Perhaps most of you re
member when a few years
ago here, some little boys
were playing with some
spray cans. One little fellow
spilled the parathion on, his
overalls. And he was dead
before sundown.
And people in every state
that use it are still dying
from it alone, not to mention
deaths from many other
sprays that kill animal and
bird life as well as people.
A person could not be
harmed for life just by eat
ing a certain thing . a few
meals of each year.
There aren't many of our
foods that we eat these days
but what are an accumulative
poison, slow but sure.
Wheat is stored for years
before it is milled. And it has
to be treated to keep it from
spoiling. '
Poultry and stock are
treated with drugs now to
hasten them to market. And
these drugs are poison to
people. Packaged foods have
been treated to keep them un
til sold.
AU of these things could
very well cause cancer and
many other ailments that
there is no known cure for.
Why do- we have . to use
deadly sprays on a little tiny
weeny bug, strong enough to
kill people?
I have poured coal-oil on a
two-inch-long beetle and it
died right on the spot.
Also a covering of salt on
PERL
Funeral Home
Ms,
FRIENDLY HOMELIKE
in Tunjs, however, point out
that since Bourguiba and
Eisenhower will be together
only two hours, the time will
be better spent in quiet ship
board talks than in gala
ceremonials ashore. , :
More On Summit
Latest Paris estimates on
the date of the East-West sum
mit is the latter half of April,
just after President Charles
de Gaulle visits England. The
argument: Soviet Premier Ni-
kita Khrushchev wants the
summit as soon as possible
after his trip, to France the
latter half of March. A late
April meeting, however,
might not give De Gaulle
time to get in his projected
trip to the United States be
forehand. .
a slug or snail will disolve it
completely. ,
So go ahead and eat your
cranberries and afterward
when you light up your cig
arette remember that-the to
bacco was sprayed several
times with arsenic. "
Mary E. Atkins .
, 1634 Orchard Home dr.
Medford, Ore.
Only Illusion '
To the Editor:' I liked the
skeptical tone of your editor
ial comment (Nov. 16) on the
book "Stranger Than. Sci
ence." If an uncritical enthus
iasm over something like our
Oregon Vortex is a fair sample
of the treatment of all his
subjects, then the truly mar
velous thing about this au
thor's effort is his credulity.
This seems to be as good
an opportunity as I'll ever
have to say something I've al
ways wanted to about the Ore
gon Vortex.
To begin with it is not a
fake, but, the explanation of
fered by the proprietors for
what can be observed there
are nonsense. There are no su
per-normal physical condi
tions (gravitational, magnetic
or whatever) involved. What
is involved is the distortion of
perspective caused by the
skewed-around semi-collapsed
state of the building and some
adroit suggestion on the part
of the guides.
wnen we are in . or near
such a building (especially if
accompanied by someone teU
ing us what we will see) our
habits of seeing, ingrained as
they are by a lifetime spent in
buildings where floors and
ceilings are level and walls
and corners are upright, play
us false. We subconsciously
continue to assume that these
floors are level, that these
walls are uprght and therefore
our conscious interpretation of
what we see becomes erron
eous. A tall man seems short,
a tossed ping pong ball seems
to fall the wrong way. Photo
graphs of these' events don't
prove a thing either, because
we still have to interpret the
contents of the photograph:
Really there is nothing that
can be observed at the Vortex
that has not or cannot be re
produced and photographed in
any well equipped psychologi
cal laboratory devoted to the
study of perception.
In fact the whole repertoire
of the Vortex, plus many well
staged extra attractions, could
be set up for exhibition to
tourists at any location.
Jim Selleck
130 Hargadine, Apt'. 4,
Ashland, Ore.
What, No Payola?l
To the Editor: After read
ing the current Life magazine
article on the subject of rec
ord companies paying off
disc-jockeys to get them to
plug their records, we polled
our own announcing staff
with the following results:
Uncle Rick: "Who, ME?"
Rose: "Paypla? A new low
fat margarine?"
Clemens: "So give me a
raise." (He's bluffing.)
Buckner: "I confess.
Beethoven got to me."
Holman: "I'm banned in
Boston, but I may floit wit
Detroit."
Manager's comment: (to
the several hundred com
panies who send us free rec
ords with the hope we will
plug them) "Look, fellas,
would ya mind punching the
holes a little closer to me
center?",
Win Marks, Mgr.
KB0Y AM-FM
' Medford
ATMOSPHERE
Hinted
The French re card with
susDicion an Aleerian rebel
announcement naming five
French-held rebel leaders as
a committee to get talks
started on restoration of peace
m Aleeria. One of the im
prisoned men is Mohammed
Ben Bella, who is credited
with starting the Algerian
war in 1954. It would appear
the rebels deliberately have
placed the French govern
ment in the position of hav
ing to deal with men serving
sentences for "activities de
moralizing to the French
army and nation."
Family Troubles
The United States is con
cerned about a squabble be
tween the Philippines and
Nationalist China. It centers
around the Philippine desire
to deport a small group of
convicted Chinese criminals
and Formosa's reluctance to
accept them.
In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
Weather note:
An eight-inch downpour de
luges Miami, breaking a 20-
year record.
That's maldistribution! Here
in the State of Jefferson, we
NEED MORE RAIN. The state
of Florida doesn't.
There oughta be a law.'
"CIROM Philadelphia:
, Former British Prime
Minister Clement Attlee de
nied last night that he refer
red to President Eisenhower
in Denver last week as a second-rate
soldier and states
man. During a press conference
preceding the annual meeting
here of the United World Fed
eralists, Mr. Attlee said he
was misquoted.
HMMmmm.
If he WAS misquoted,
it was inexcusable. The job of
the press is to be accurate.
If he WASN'T misquoted,
but found he had said the
wrong thing and laid the
blame on the press, he's just
an average politician.
TjtRDM Kansas City:
A lioness pounced on
her trainer during a circus re
hearsal here last night, criti
cally injuring him. The train
er was putting the lions
through, their act in prepara
tion - for the Shrine Circus
when he was attacked. .
. He received puncture
wounds in the neck, chest and
face.
TTOW come?
Presumably, the lioness
just REBELLED AGAINST
AUTHORITY.
. That explains a lot of things
in this often troubled world.
TfROM Salem: ,
Half the cars to be pur
chased by the State of Oregon
next month (for the use of
traveling state employees)
will be in the compact sizes.
Of the 80 cars to be bid on in
December, 41 will be with
106-inch wheelbase.
Thought for Mr. T. Payer:
The midget cars will cost
less to begin with. They will
use less gasoline. Their insur
ance cost will be lower. And
so on. -
D'ya reckon the state's car
maintenance costs may be
lowered thus saving Mr. T.
Payer a penny or so?
Maybe so. While there's life,
there's hope.
America's largest SeOing
TOILET TANK BALL
Noisy running toilets can waste ever
1000 gallons of water a day. The
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tank bail instantly stops the
flow of water after each flushing.
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