Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF
A BUSINESS MAN bound from New York to the middle
west climbed aboard one of those economy-minded rail
road trains, sat down at a clothless table in the diner and
demanded a three-inch
sirloin, smothered in
mushrooms, bernaise,
sauce, and french frieds.
The waiter eyed him
pityingly and comment
ed, "Are you ordering,
fir, or reminiscing?''
Princes Marie Louise
cad the great Gladstone as
dinner partner one night,
and the following evening
vu seated next to his bit
ter adversary, Benjamin
DisraeH. Asked to com
pare the rival statesmen,
the Princess summed it up like this: 'When I left the dining room
after sitting beside Gladstone, I thought he was the cleverest
mas is London. But after sitting beside Disraeli, I was convinced
I was the cleverest woman in England:
Bui Moyes. of Portland, Oregon, heard Johnny Ray sob his way
through a dolorous ballad, and observed, "Lon't know what to
call him, but he's mighty lachrymose."
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4-H Club News
Trail Blaiers ' .
, The Trail Blazers Horse
club held its monthly meeting
at the home of Mrs. Tom
j Whittle. Bob Olson called the
meeting to order and Jo Wood
led the flag salute. Karen
Holley read the secretary re
port and a letter the club re
ceived of the Saddlelites
Horse club.
Mrs. Whittle discussed the
movie night that will be held
at the Whittle home Oct. 24.
Parents are invited. Nov. 1
the club will have a hay ride.
Each member participating is
to bring a guest. The club
members received new record
books for the coming year.
.Mrs. . Whittle discussed and
reviewed the books with the
club members. Barbara Beck
brought refreshments.
; Barbara Beck,
Reporter. . ,
.Jacksonville Clubs .
. The organizational meeting
sof the Jacksonville 4-H clubs
was held Oct. 22 at the Jack
sonville Elementary school
music room. Mrs. Truman
Bishop acted as chairman.
Officers elected are presi
dent, Dick Wilson; vice presi
dent, Leatha Davis; secretary,
Careen Carter; treasurer Mar-
cia Dunlap, and news report
er, Patrick Neal.
Our leaders for the coming
year will be Warren Dunlap,
livestock; Truman Bishop,
rocks and minerals and for
estry; Mrs. Warren Dunlap,
cooking; and Mrs. Truman
Bishop, sewing. Pat Neal will
be a junior leader in the live
stock division.
The members were asked
to think of a name for the
new club and present them at
the next meeting. Dunlap met
with the members taking beef
and offered to help them in
locating animals for their pro
jects. '
The next meeting will be
at the Truman Bishop home
on Nov. 10 at 7:30 p.m. Any
one interested in coming into
4-H in this area is invited to
attend the meeting. There
are 17 members enrolled at
present
Pat Neal,
Reporter.
ILLINOIS VALLEY
Workshop Class Planned
By MARGARET M. CROWL
Cave Junction-Mrs. Muriel
Hansen and Mrs'. Fred Salv
age, of the Illinois Valley
HEU, are forming classes for
reupholstery workshop in
January. Registration will be
taken by Mrs. Salvage, tele
phone Cave Junction 3902,
until the end of November.
This date will allow two
months for those interested
to obtain materials necessary.
Mrs. Walt Colpitts, telephone
Cave Junction, 5006, has text
books available that are furn
ished by the HEU without
cost. There is no charge for
the lessons. The only cost
will be for fabric, webbing,
and other materials.
The birthdays of Mrs. Ken
Brown and Mrs. James
Breeffle were celebrated at
the home of Mrs. Edward An
derson of O'Brien, Oct. 21,
when members of the Civic
Women's League had a Hal
loween potluck dinner. Presi
dent Mrs. Ken Mann wel
comed Mrs. Peery of O'Brien,
and Mrs. William Woodbury.
Mrs. Carl Leon demonstrat
ed Studio Girl cosmetics and
Christmas ceramics and cards.
Mrs. Don McClure gave a
report on the construction of
the new home on River st.
The IVHS Letterman's club
is sponsoring a Turkey shoot
at the high school field Nov.
1, at 1 p.m. Proceeds will be
used to pay for a blocking
sled which they built.
There will be a junior class
skating party Wednesday,
Nov. 4. Busses will leave the
high school at 6 p.m. The
eighth grade at Kerby is in
vited to attend.
Principle Wesi Peters an
nounces that the Iowa educa
tion standardized tests will be
given Monday and Tuesday
next week to the junior class
The tests are what is called
development tests and show
the progress made by the stu
dent in schooling. The fresh
man class will be given the
California mental maturity
tests at the same time.
Sophomores and seniors
will be given the Cuder pre
ference tests at a later date.
The tests check the abilities
and desires for certain voca
tions, avocation and profes
sions. Results of the tests help
to strengthen the counciling
program in directing the stu
dent vocations and profes
sions in which his capabilities
and interests can be held at
top level.
Worthy Matron Leene
Weingart, Western Star Chap
ter 64, OES announces the
date for Star initiation Nov.
3, at the Masonic Temple in
Kerby. This will be a special
meeting.
Blanket Collection Planned in Area
The Rev. and Mrs. Denning
of the Cave Junction Com
munity church attended the
regional meeting of the North
west Independent Funda
mental churches at Renton,
Wash., recently. On then-
way home they visited their
sons, Timothy, who is attend
ing the Eugene Technical and
Vocational school in Eugene,
and Arthur, who is attending
the university in Eugene.
A blanket collection cam
paign for victims of Septem
ber's typhoons in Japan and
Korea will be launched here
by the Jackson county chap
ter of the American Red
Cross, according to local offi
cials. The chapter is seeking new
and used clean blankets which
will be shipped to the Far
East for the thousands of peo
ple left destitute ' by the
storms, which were consider
ed the worst in the histories
of both nations.
Red Cross officials said it
can use all the blankets . it
can get. Similar campaigns
are being carried out in other
chapters throughout the coun
try. 1
All blankets should be
whole, with no rips, tears,
holes or ragged edges, the
Red Cross said. Any color or
size will be acceptable, the
Red Cross said, but no sub
stitute item such as quilts,
comforters or used clothing
will be accepted.
Of the 40 million Christmas
trees now used in the United
States, about 28 million come
from United States forest
lands and 12 million are im
ported from Canada.
Man Fined After His
Dog Bites Postman
Marion Ben Day, 417 King
St., pleaded guilty in munici
pal court this morning for al
lowing a vicious dog to run at
large upon a public street.
He was fined $10 by Judge
Alan Holmes.
Day was contacted by city
police after a complaint
signed by Postmaster Moore
Hamilton that Phillip John
son, a mail carrier, was bit
ten by a dog at 315 King st.
Wednesday noon.
Dick Jurgens, once a top
flight orchestra leader, on
Broadway, is now an elec
tronics executive in Colorado.
Sunday, Nov. 1, 1959
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Mr. and Mrs. Joe Reedy of
Takilma have returned home
from a visit to California. The
Reedy's combined business
and pleasure while gone.
Mr. and Mrs. TecU Hooey
have moved into the home
where the Hill Top hamburg
er shop used to be. The
Hooey's formerly lived in
Kerby.
Two Arrested for
Christmas Tree Theft
Two Shady Cove men are
being held in the Jackson
county jail today for Klamath
county authorities on charges
of Christmas tree theft.
Arrested Thursday night
by Jackson county sheriff
deputies were Lawrence Les
ter Sanderson, 22, and Law
rence Carl Rone, 18, both of
Shady Cove. The pair is
charged with cutting Christ
mas trees on the Klamath In
dian reservation.
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