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a careful career girl
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There must be a shortage of cotton
notice how many aspirins they cram
into a bottle to take up the space?
Jack Herbert
The teacher was lecturing on the
wickedness of stealing. "Now if I put my
hand in somebody's pocket and, took out
some money, -what would I be?" she
asked the class.
"His wife!" the kids chorused.
A. W. Stinson
Love That Neighbor!
Show me a guy who is handy with tools,
Show me a guy who can patch outdoor pools,
Show me a,guy who is constantly humming
As he fixes the wiring, the heat or the plumbing.
Show me a guy who, with confident smile, '
Can repair a TV just by twisting a dial.
Show me a guy of this kind, I implore,
And 111 waste not a moment in moving next door!
. Dick Emmons
Sign on a Texas car bumper in
Iowa: "Drive Carefully 'Wealthy
Tourists." -Tom Barrier
Dear Sir:
(And the Sir Was a Her)
They are trained and well-brained
But I'd like it explained officially,
Why those female execs
Want to camouflage sex initially.
Eileen Mercer
Collaborator
My wife is my helpmate, and so, when I tell
A story, she helps me so very well
By adding details and by making corrections
And giving amusing asides and connections
That what I would do without her help I
Don't know though I'd like once to give it a try,
Richard Armour
A miracle drug is the one that gets you
back to work sooner to pay for it.
N Jten Kraft
The inmates of the
mental institution were
seated in the music room,
listening to modern jazz
records. One patient
could contain himself no
longer. He jumped up
and started gyrating in
time with the beat.
The rest of the group
applauded and shouted,
"Sane, man, sane!"
J. Edward Lathem
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Family Weekly, September 27, 1959
Blocks Off the Young Chip
by Al Kaufman