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New "mercy
bandage"
won't pull the scab off
Dollars and Sense
When it comes to handling money,
.My wife is pretty shifty. - ' . '
For instance take my pay check
We split it $5050(i.
Francis O. Walsh
Teen-agers will drive anything with
wheels except the power mower.
Kenneth J. Shively
. Some of those movies on TV are so old
the historical characters are played by
themselves.
Pep Mealiffe
A Dim View on Bright Awakenings
Aunt Annabelle came for a visit,
The first she has made to our city,
And started adorning our breakfast each
morning
With strains of a glad little ditty:
"Another lovely hunk of life!"
Her daily greeting went;
"How sweet you look!" that to my wife!
And "Who's this handsome gent? . . .
I slept just like a little mouse ...
The coffee's perfect, Dear!"
Oh, how the sunshine filled the hou&e.
As long as she was here.
Aunt Annabelle came for a visit
The last one, I mean to advise her.
For nothing I know of is worse than the
glow of
The cheerful riser!
Hal Chadwick
Advertising Endorsements
I Am Available For
"I consider it not only a privilege but an
honor to run a Water King. I find it handles
better than any 60-foot power cruiser that
has ever been presented to me."
"It has been a month since a Family Fun
Swimming Pool has been installed on our
property for me and my family to try out. I
am happy to report it is satisfactory in every
respect and my'neighbors say so, too."
"Bonny Heath is the ideal country club
perfect golf course, excellent cuisine, splen
did companionship. It is impossible to de
scribe how much I enjoy my complimentary
membership." '.
"It's true other stocks are quoted higher
on the exchange than Consolidated Cheese
and Crackers, but I state unequivocally that
the 1,000 shares given me are mighty com-.
forting to have. Annual dividends of $42 per
share seem fair and reasonable to me." -
-Parke Cummings
A five-year-old's parents had been trying
to teach him that Sunday was a day of wor
ship, not just play. One Sunday they dressed
him for church, but before they could get
under way he was splashing in the tub with
his toy boats.
"Didn't I tell you what Sunday means!"
the mother asked angrily.
"Mom, this is no pleasure trip," the young
ster replied. "These are missionary boats go
ing to Africa!" ' .
A. W. Stinsbn
"Here we are . . . Oh, dear! My, my, my . . . Oh, my! . . Ahh, ha! . . ; Hmmm . .
T$k, hk . . ."
Family Weekly, Auguit 2, 1958
Unlike gauze bandages, new CURAD with non-sticking Telfa pad
won't hurt when you take it off . . . won't reopen healing wounds
No more crying when the bandage .has to
come off. New Curad "mercy bandage"
has a pad of Telfa (like the Telfa Dressings
used in hospitals). Gauze is covered with a
plastic surface which never sticks to the
wound, won't pull the scab off.
Flesh color or transparent for adults, Bat
tle Ribbon colors and designs for the kids.
Medicated. Waterproof.
Bauer & Black
DIVISION OF THE KENDALL COMPANY
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pads for larger wound.
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