Betrayed by a
FICKLE
DEODORANT?
Litter-ally Speaking
One of our cat's too-frequent pet tricks
Is self-administered obstetrics.
Herbert Warfel
If money doesn't grow on trees,
how come so many people go out
on a limb for it?
Frank G. Mclnnis
Two bachelors were discussing
how to live alone and like it.
'Take cooking," said one. "A long
time ago I bought a cookbook but
never used it. Too much of that
fancy woman's stuff in it."
"What do you mean?" the other
asked.
"Why, every one of the recipes
began, Take a clean dish, and
that stopped me every time."
Battered Baseball
Walk What you would have done, if you'd known how far away you'd
have to park your car.
Foul Tip........ Information you got that led you to bet on the losing team.
Hot Corner.... Your seat on the warmest day of the season.
Pop Up What the guy in front of you does every time the ball is pitched.
Team Work... Passing hot dogs, payment, and change back and forth between
vendor and guy at the end of the row.
Sacrifice Going to work during World Series.
Short Stop Pause for refreshment taken by you and the bo's between park
and home.
George C. ScMegel
Armchair Cruise
It's a certain sign
You're growing older
When you'll settle for
The travel folder!
Stephen Schlitzer
Campers Courageous
Brave were the kids who gathered
For a week end in the wild;
Brave were the mothers who saw them off
And, despite misgivings, smiled.
Brave were the brothers and sisters
Who stayed behind in the hive;
But bravest of all were the neighborhood dads
Who glumly consented to drive.
Bob Besch
A bird in the pet shop astonished
a shopper with his beautiful singing.
"How much is that warbler?" the
customer asked.
"Five hundred dollars," said the
shop owner.
The customer was aghast at the
price, but the wonderful singing won
him over. He signed a check, and the
owner handed him two cages the
second occupied by a scrawny bird
with wild feathers. "What's this sec
ond bird for?" the customer wanted
to know. '
"YouH need him," the owner ex
plained. "He's the arranger."
"How'B I get you home?"
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