Try and
y BENNETT CRF-
rFHE NEW GIRL in the typists' pool at a big magazine office
was cute as a button, but painfully thin. One of the re
search editors finally decided to take her out to a ball game,
ana then for a big Italian
dinner. "The kid looks half
starved," he explained. He
never got her past the Yan
kee Stadium, however. She
was wearing a new beige
dress, and every time the
editor turned his head, the
bat boy handed her to
Mickey Mantle!
At a matlctans convention,
en magic maker aaked an
other, "Say, what crer hap.
pened to that blond wife of
jours you used to saw in half
very performance"
"Oh, we split up some time ago," was the aaswer. Now she's liv
ing in Boston and San Diego."
" ,
Win Rogers defined a bargain as "anything you can buy for only
twice what it's worth." He described an unforgiving person as "just
a row of hooks on which to hang grudges."
O US, by Bennett Cerf. Distributed by Kin Featurei Syndicate.
Nixon Will Discuss
Variety, of S u b j ects
With Russian Boss
Washington-fCPD-Vice Presi
dent Richard M. Nixon will
confer with Soviet Premier
Nikita S. Khrushchev in Mos
cow Sunday on the Berlin cri
sis, atomic tests, disarmament,
trade and other East-West is
sues.
The vice - president who
leaves Wednesday on an 11-
day tour of Russia, also is
expected to talk with Khru
shchev about prospects for a
summit meeting between the
Soviet leader, President . Ei
senhower, British Prime Min
ister Harold Macmillan and
French President Charles de
Gaulle.
No Special Message
Nixon will confer with Ei
senhower Wednesday. While
there was no indication Nixon
would carry any special presi
dential message to Khru
shchev the White House meet
ing largely" will determine the
substance of his conversation
with the Soviet premier.
The Nixon- Khrushchev
meeting will be held at the
premier's residence. It will
mark the first time since the
1955 Geneva summit confer
ence that Khrushchev hasliad
a chance to talk with anyone
who can speak with full au
thority on U.S. policy.
During his tour, Nixon will
be in daily contact with Secre
tary of State Christian A.
Herter at Geneva. He also will
report to Eisenhower when
ever the occasion justifies.
The vice president will pay
official visits on Soviet Dep
uty Premiers Anastas I. Mi-
Khrushchev Gives
No Explanation of
Trip Cancellation
Warsaw -(UPD- Soviet Pre
mier Nikita S. Khrushchev
still has offered no public ex
planation for the surprise can
cellation of his Scandinavian
visit. But he may do so today
The visiting Russian leader
addresses a group of Com
munist Party notables this
afternoon and there was a
chance he might use the occa
sion to reveal the reasons for
his sudden change of plans to
visit Finland, Norway, Swe
den and Denmark. - '
If poor health dictated hi?
decision, it was not in evi
dence here either in his appearance-
or kthe k rigorous
schedule Khrushchev has fol
lowed since his arrival in
Poland. : -:
To Moscow Thursday
Khrushchev returned to
Warsaw Monday night from
a flying trip to Rzeszow in
southeastern Poland. He had
gone to Rzeszow from a week
end at an unidentified beliday
camp in western Poland.
Diplomatic sources said he
would return to Moscow
Thursday after taking part in
the 15th anniversary of Po
land's Communist govern
ment Wednesday. , ..
No details were released on
his schedule today other, than
a meeting with party officials
and civic leaders this morn
ing. '
Khrushchev used a round of
political speeches Monday to
boast superiority in the field
of missiles and space tech
nology. .. - ,
PARADE REST
Ft. Campbell, Ky.-flJPD-Un-
til a replacement can be
brought up, there won't be as
many parades as usual for
the 506th Airborne Battle
Group here. ' Somebody stole
the reviewing stand.
Buffalo. N. Y. (CPU - An
Air Force C-47 showered sev
eral townships in western
New York with boxes of
photographic equipment i t
was forced to jettison when
one engine failed.
Stop Me
koyan and Frol R. Kozlov,
both of whom toured the
United States this year, and
on Soviet President Klimenti
Voroshilov.
Opportunity Seen
Nixon is known to feel that
his conversations with top So
viet leaders should provide a
good opportunity for give-and
take discussions on the Ber
lin and German issues, dis
armament, atomic tests, trade
and other issues.
He is said to feel that Rus
sian leaders need to knov
where the United States
stands on these issues and
why. The conversations also
will give the vice president a
chance to - determine Khru
shchev's rock-bottom position,
" The only other American
present at Nixon's Sunday
meeting with Khrushchev will
be U. S. Ambassador Llewel
lyn Thompson. ' Khrushchev
and Nixon will determine
what if anything will be
made public about their meet
ing. LIAISON OFFICER - Serving
as Air Force Academy liaison
officer for Southern Oregon is
Lt. Col. Martin J. Elle, of the
9417th Air Force reserve
squadron, Medford. Colonel
Elle, an assistant professor of
psychology at Southern Ore
gon college, may be contacted
at the college or his residence,
1381 Iowa st., Ashland, by
young men interested in at
tending the academy. Colonel
Elle announced that he would
: i t i . i it
dc avauaoie ior wuks concern
ing the academy either to in
dividuals or to groups.
Edith Green To
Introduce Kennedy
Portland -UPD- Rep. Edith
Green (D-Ore.) will fly here to
introduce Sen. John Kennedy
(D-Mass.) at the Dave Epps
Memorial dinner Aug. 1.
Mrs. Beulah Hand, actins
chairman of the Democratic
party in Oregon, said sound
pictures of Epps in action
would be shown as a feature
of the evening's program.
Epps, 51, died suddenly
June 29. Kennedy plans to ar
rive in Portland Saturday
morning, Aug. 1, and to visit
the .Centennial Exposition in
the afternoon. On Sunday he
nas scheduled several meet
ings plus television aDDear
ances, and on Mondav he will
speak at the annual AFL-CIO
convention in Seaside.
The Epps Memorial dinner
will be, held at 7 pan. in the
Neighbors of Woodcraft hall
nere.
V '"I j
LA.dL
DR. JOSEPH W, BURBA
Wishes to Announce
: . - The f Association of
DR. EUGENE R. COSSETTE
In the practice of
GENERAL DENTISTRY
836 E. Main St.
In the Day's Hews
By FRANK JENKINS
Big question:
What of Castro?.
What's he up to?
LETS WAIT and see. He
may be gunning for an
overwhelming demand from
the Cuban people to COME
BACK AND RULE US.
Let's go back into history
and take a look at Julius
Caesar - who, according to
William Shakespeare, an able
historian as well as the
world's foremost playwright,
"did thrice upon the Lupercal
refuse a kingly crown."
Caesar refused the crown,
but he went on RUNNING
ROME - on the whole, very
wisely and very soundly. Dis
honest practices in domestic
and provincial government
promptly CAME TO AN END
under his rule. He used the
power he had won to good ad
vantage and made many im
portant reforms. He appoint
ed to public office the MOST
CAPABLE of his opponents.
He replaced dishonest offic
ials with honest ones. He con
tinued the distribution of free
grain, but he gave it only to
those who were IN NEED.
BUT
Caesar was murdered. He
was stabbed to death by men
who had accepted his favors
and who. he had believed,
were his friends.
That could happen to Cas
tro - who, for better or for
worse, is playing a dangerous
game. We'll see what we'll
see.
QUESTION No. 2:
What of this man Bohlen,
who is under consideration for
a place on the state depart
ment's policy planning staff,
specializing - in . Russian af
fairs? He is said to be favored by
President Eisenhower and Sec
retary of State Herter. Some
right wing Republican sena
tors, including Senator
Bridges of New Hampshire
and , Senator Dirksen of Illi
nois, don't seem, to think much
of him.
What's it all about?
FIRST, let's take a look at
Rohlen's hanlrtrrminri
When, back in the Roose
velt administration, it became
evident that he was likely to
be sent to Moscow as our am
bassador, he turned in and
studied and MASTERED the
difficult Russian language. He
did it, incidentally, in an
amazing short time.
That is certainly in his fa
vor. If you are going to be
an ambassador, you'd better
learn the language of the
country you are going to be
sent to. If you can't talk to
the people or read the local
newspapers, you will be hor
ribly handicapped.
TyHAT is there against him?
" Wpll hp wae raitVi Presi
dent Roosevelt at Tehran and
Yalta. Plenty of mistakes
were made at Yalta and Teh
ran We now know that some
of these mistakes were tragic.
Among other things, they laid
the foundation for the present
mess in West Berlin. But it's
highly doubtful if Mr. Bohlen
influenced President Roose
velt very much at these meet
ings. Even Churchill wasn't
able to influence FDR at Teh
ran and Yalta.
B'ohlen wasn't in the decision-making
echelon at either
place. He was just a consult
ing expert. But the fact that
he was on FDR's consulting
staff on those occasions does
n't sit well with Republican
senators of the type of Bridges
and Dirksen, who are suspic
ious (perhaps with reason) of
everybody who had anything
to do with the Roosevelt ad
ministration. T ETS PUT it this way:
a- Mr. Bohlen is an accepted
expert on Russians affairs. He
got his knowledge the hard
way. The knowledge of Rus
sia and Russians that he has
obtained can be very valuable
to us. We shouldn't waste it.
There should be no politics
in foreign affairs.
MORPHEUS ON DUTY
Rideeway. Ont. (UPD Po
lice who discovered a break-
in at the Watt Electric store
here found" the watchdog
sleeping peacefully in the
basement and the intruder,
George W. Price, 48, asleep
in a chair.
JUST A FEW DEGREES
Marlboro, Vt. (UPD Marl
boro Junior College gradu
ated just five "students this
year. There are 47 in the en
tire student body.
Phone SP 2-9275
President
Says America Has Ho
Fear of Communism
Havana-flJPB-Osvaldo .Dor-
ticos Torrado, 45, who soared
from obscurity to the presi
dency, of Cuba in a few short
hours last week end, appealed
today for American "under
standing" of the Cuban revo
lution. The president said .there
was no basis for American
fears of a Communist take
over here.
"Americans must under
stand the Cuban revolution
and our objectives,"'Dorticos
said. ."This is a Cuban revolu
tion. It is nationalistic."
He said that if the people
of the United States under-
Melted Crayons
Stall Automobiles
' Los Angeles -(UPD- A thick
mass of molten- wax oozed
out onto the street Monday
during a- $100,000 fire at a
crayon company, seriously
burning a fireman and a mo
torist. . .
Eighty tons of wax and par
affin used., for making chil
dren's crayons were melted in
the blaze of undetermined or
igin which spread through the
Califqrnia Pacific Crayon
Company's storage shed.
Several cars were reported
to have stalled in the molten
material. Paul Stringham, 28,
of nearby Norwalk, suffered
burns when he stepped from
his stalled auto and slipped
and fell in the hot wax. Fire
Capt. Frank G. Vogel also suf
fered burns. ' '
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9th at BARTLETT
of Cuba
stood this they would have no
fears about Communism in
Cuba.
Dorticos expressed his
views in an interview twith
the United Press Interna
tional. He has written many of
the laws and decrees of Cas
tro's revolutionary regime
and has pledged to carry them
out. Castro charged that Man
uel Urrutia, who resigned
under pressure Friday night,
blocked some decrees by not
signing them.
Dorjicos, an attorney, said
the principal aims of the rev
olution included revision of
the basic Cuban economy
through agrarian reform to
raise the standard of living
pf the people and the guar
antee of civil rights.
Dorticos said his appointment-
as president of Cuba
"came as a surprise to me.
At first I did not feel up to
it but I have accepted my
revolutionary responsibility .V
Complete Freedom
Dorticos emphasized ' that
Urrutia is not under arrest
and has complete freedom to
go where he wishes.
"Dr. Urrutia is at the home
of his brother-in-law because
that is where he wants to be,"
said Dorticos. "He is as free
as any other citizen. The sold
iers are there at his service."
Three guards at the front
entrance of the estate in sub
urban Bauta where Urrutia
is staying refused to let news
men in Monday. They said
Urrutia did not want to see
the press. '.
JET LANDS SAFELY
Sydney, Australia -(UPD- A
Qantas jet airliner carrying 23
passengers safely completed a
flight from Seattle Monday
night after radioing just be
fore landing that slight trou
ble had developed in its tail
stabilizer. The big Boeing 707
touched down here without in
cident as police and emer
gency equipment stood by.
The trans-Pacific flight took
17 hours. 27 minutes.
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Social Security Law
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. Security Law by sending in this coupon, or calling your Pru
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Y
MEDFORD
Trumpeter Swans To
Portland (UPD- Americans
this summer will get their first
look at the largest waterfowl
in North America, the trump
eter swan, the Interior Depart
ment announced Monday..
Under a program of the
Bureau of Sports Fisheries
and Wildlife of the U. S. Fish
and Wildlife Service, the big
birds will be seen in zoos in
CHEVROLET
Be Put in Zoos
Portland, San Diego, San Antonio,-
Philadelphia, Bronx
zoo in New York and Tracy
Aviary in Salt Lake City.
Each zoo is being loaned a
pair of the birds, the depart
ment said. Trumpeter swan
adults weigh 30 pounds or
more, attain a length of over
five feet and have a wing
spread of from six to eight
feet.
Yes. plus sand ma
Mew social aacurny
DDKS
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And if you want the thrift of a six, you still
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BEST ECONOMY
No doubt about this: a pair of Chevy sixes
with Powerglide came in first and second in
their class in the Mobilgas Economy Run
for the best mileage of any full-size car. "
BEST BRAKES
Not only bigger, but built with bonded lin
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what's what, Chevy out-stopped both of the
"other two" in a NASCAR-conducted test
of repeated stops from highway speeds.
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A few minutes behind the wheel will leave no
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Official dimensions reported to the Auto
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It's the only car of the leading low-priced
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5
NEGRO SEEKS OFFICE
Memphis, Term. -(CPU- At
least one Negro will be on the
ballot in the Memphis city
election next month. Eliehue
Stanback has qualified as a
candidate for tax assessor. In
addition, five other "Negroes
have announced they will
qualify before the deadline at
midnight tonight.
MAIL TRIBUNE, Medford, Or.
fuatday, July 21, 1959
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