Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, March 29, 1959, Image 37

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    Wonderful new way to bake
your own Cinnamon Rolls
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- ...fresh doagh and
icing all ready to use!
Into a pan! Eight plump rolls . . . already
mixed, shaped and spread
with cinnamon-sugar?
Bake! They'll be ready . . . hot and fragrant,
in just about the time it
takes your coffee to brew!
Frost Velvety icing is right in the can . . .
already made for you.
Just spread on, that's all!
Theyreyours! Delicious for brunch,
lunch, snacks and Sunday breakfast!
Hot, fresh 'n home-baked you'll
be proud to call 'em your own! A
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At your grocer's dairy case!
(where you get those ready-for-your-oven PUIsbury Biscuits!)
The
ladies
find
it
taxin
by Paul Steiner
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The Internal Revenue Department received a request
from a California woman to lend her $3,000 so she could start a busi
ness and make enough money to pay off the back taxes she owed.
Finding her name on a published list of "lost" persons
due income-tax refunds, a St. Louis woman gave up $2 in wages to
visit the Internal Revenue office. There she collected a refund of
ten cents.
A Wisconsin woman was fined $50 after pleading guilty
to tossing rotten eggs at a local tax assessor with deadly accuracy.
A London income-tax officer received a letter from an
anonymous woman who sent a ten-pound note and explained that her
conscience wouldn't let her sleep because of her tax delinquency. In a
postscript she added: "If I still find I can't sleep, I'll send along some
more money."
A South Bend, Ind., woman, suing for divorce, told the
court that her husband had not spoken to her for almost eight years,
except once each year to ask how much money she had earned sc he
could fill out their joint tax return.
After a Dallas housewife advertised for a house, ex
plaining she needed it for a reunion with her 12 children, she received
dozens of offers, including one from a man who wanted to marry her
so he could claim her children as income-tax exemptions.
An Ohio income-tax office got a call from a woman
who wanted to know if they had received her "love letter," then
sheepishly explained: "I'm sure you've got it, because my boy friend
says he's got my income-tax forms." The tax people said they'd look
around and mail back the billet-doux if they found it. "No, you'd
better not do that," pleaded the woman. "My husband might get to
the mailbox before I do. Just tear it up."
Although she worked at the Pittsburgh Internal Rev
enue office, one woman didn't take the matter of taxes very seriously:
tax officials charged her with failing to file a Federal return during a
seven-year period. ,
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family Weekly, March 29, 1959