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cash...."
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A young nan fell in love with the daughter of a frugal
old Yankee trader. "There will be no dowry," snapped
the canny father. "Instead, young man, you will have to
pay for the trousseau and the wedding yourself."
The Ejueh-in-love swain agreed. "What's more," the
father added, "youTl have to make an allowance to me
for losing a daughter and see to it Tn always in comfort"
"All right! AH right.'" the young man replied. "I agree
to everything. Now may I marry your daughter?"
"You think Ira a fool'" shouted the father, shaking his
head. "Let my daughter marry a spendthrift like you?
Never!"
The best device for keeping a irruill boy out of
hot water i$ m bathtub.
0. A. Batxista
When a Woman Reaches 30
"My age? Oh. it's no secret. I'm well, just how old do
you tfiirit I arnT"
Candles on the cake? Gracious, do! That's just for
children.'
"Oh, I don't think you can tell a woman's age by her
children. Take George and me mother always said we
were too young to get married."
"I think premctvrely gray hair is so sophisticated, don't
you?"
I don't reaDy need one. I just wear it to hold up my
stockings."
"Land's sake, George, can't you be like other husbands
and forget my birthday just once!"
George C. Schlegel
A traveler picked up some Scotch tweed and, upon
returning home, went to a tailor to have a suit fashioned.
"Can't help you," the craftsman said. "Not enough ma
terial here."
The traveler went to a second tailor. "Yes," this one
said, "I can make you a suit of this tweed in 10 days." On
schedule, the suit was ready. As the traveler was admir
ing it, the tailor's little boy walked into the shop wearing
coat and trousers made of the same material. "Yes, I
made my lad a suit from the leftover tweed," the tailor
admitted with some embarrassment "But you couldn't
have used it anyway."
The traveler agreed; what miffed him was the first
tailor, so he went back to his shop. "You told me I didn't
have enough material. But your competitor made me a
suit plus one for his five-year-old son!"
"So what?" the tailor shrugged. "My son is 18!"
What an Overhead!
When milady's selecting a
bonnet,
The thing that I actually
dread
Isn't ribboned and heathered
Or sequined and feathered;
It's the price that she has on
her head.
Bob Besch
Today when a motorist smashes his auto through a
roadside billboard, it may be that he only wanted to see
the scenery.
John Shotwell
Deep-Seated Puzzle
I wonder why ice skates and skis
Are sold in pairs instead of threes.
D. O. Flynn
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There isn't prop of rofwrfic blood in your veins!'
'Ijittt won a contest and a free trip around the world!"