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That's My Deduction
The Government withholds from me
What it declares my tax to be; .
And it withholds a little bit
For my retirement benefit;
My firm, not wanting me too fat,
Withholds for this, withholds for that;
But they don't even reach the shoulder
Of my espoused, the Great Withholder!
Dick Emmons
If it weren't for modern home appli
ances, you'd never have the time to keep
them in repair.
Franklin P. Jones in Quote
"Do you know what today is?" asked the wife as she
saw her husband off to work.
Only for a moment was he startled. "Of course, I do,"
he said sweetly. "I remember." To himself, he sighed in
relief; he had forgotten the date of his wedding anni
versary, but now he was determined to correct the
oversight. When he returned home that night, he brought
his wife candy", flowers, and some jewelry. She was
overjoyed. "Now, dear," he said smugly, "you see I did
remember what day this is."
"Yes, you did," said the wife, "and I want you to
know that you've made it the happiest Ground-Hog
Day of my life!"
America is a country infested with dictators all
under six years of age.
O. A. Battista
If She Were Only Right Once in a While!
"I'll just invite Mother down for the week end. You
two can get along for a couple of days at least."
"Well, it won't do any harm to ask for a raise. The
worst they can say is 'No'."
"Why wait until payday to eat out? The children
never eat more than a hamburger anyway."
"But you won't look out of place. All the men are
going to wear tuxedos."
"Why not lend my brother $50? He's not going to
leave town!"
"If you'd start shoveling the snow off the sidewalk,
I'm sure it would shame Junior into coming out and
helping you."
George C. Schlegel
The More the Merrier
Though stories Mom and Pop enjoy
Most likely feature "girl meets boy,"
Their teen-age daughter most enjoys
The kind in which it's "girl meets boys."
S. Omar Barker
Two youngsters were sitting on a curb, mulling over
life. "Do you believe in the devil?" asked one.
"Naw," the other answered with deep feeling. "Same
as Santa Claus it's just your father."
Mrs. Russell C. Collins
Vive la
Valentine!
by Reamer Keller
"I like beautiful women,
but this time of the year
they give me a pain in
the neck."
"I reminded him it was
Valentine Day and he sent
me out to buy a present
for his wife."
"I was sitting here eating
out my heart."
"I've been celebrating
Valentine Day."
"What did you expect? A
valentine7"
Family Weekly, February 8, 1959
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