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CONSTIPATION
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The Bare Fact
The reason why an artist likes
To paint a nude
Is not, as many people think,
Because he's lewd,
But just because no change of style
Can leave him vexed,
Since birthday suits aren't long one year
And short the next.
Hal Chadwick
A carnival performer was riding a
train through Ohio with his flock of
trained pigeons when the conductor
passed through the car. Rules, the lat
ter explained, specifically forbade ani
mals or birds from riding in passenger
cars they had to go, the pigeon trainer
was told.
"These aren't just birds," the per
former explained, aghast. "My pigeons
are skilled entertainers, highly trained,
most intelligent. They should be al
lowed to ride with me!"
The conductor was unconvinced. "Pi
geons are pigeons," he said, "and either
they go or you both go."
The trainer finally gave in. He
opened the window and instructed his
precious birds to leave. "But," he told
the conductor, "when we get to Cleve
land, your superiors will hear of this!"
"Cleveland?" the conductor said.
"This train is headed for Cincinnati."
"Good heavens," the trainer cried.
Then, leaning out the window, he called
to the distant flock, "Cincinnati, fel
lows! Cincinnati."
The hallmark for some families is
traced by a three-year-old with a
crayon.
Frank O'Brien
The couple was writing letters when
the husband suddenly stopped and
looked worried. "What's the matter,
dear?" asked the wife.
"Why, er I had it on the tip of my
tongue and now it's gone."
"Don't worry," she said. "Think hard,
and it's bound to come back."
"Not this. It was a four-cent stamp!"
Christian Herald
Pardon My Cheesy Appearance
He who eatsa pizza neatsa
Fool for luck or else he cheatsa.
Francis O. Walsh
A little girl who lived in Connecticut
with her parents went to visit Grand
mother deep in Dixie for the first time.
Proud Grandma, anxious to please the
youngster, cooked all the traditional
Southern dishes particularly those fa
mous hot biscuits.
One night, the old lady listened out
side the door as the child said her
prayers. "Dear Lord," she prayed, "give
us this day our daily bread and, please,
no more biscuits."
A. W. Stinson
My Dinner-Party Partner
No power on earth,
I think, will hush her;
I feared a drip
And got a gusher.
Ken Kraft
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At HOME and AWAY
by Bill Harrison
"Harvey, you haven't said a
word all evening."
"Here's another little story I
heard at the convention.
"No, you can't have a dime.1
"The trouble with children to
day Is, we give them too
much."
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"You know I'm not handy "Well, I got it apart without
ith tools." any trouble."
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Family Weekly. February 1, 1959
"You'll have to carry out "Now watch closely, and I'll
the garbage my back, you show you that flip again."
know.