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After Hourt
When everything's dark and I'm
sneaking in late,
I know every step of the way;
The turn of a corner, the length of
a wall,
The distance from chair to buffet.
But the one thing I'll never be able
to do,
Though I practice the rest of my
life,
Is to tell in advance the precarious
niche
Where I always bump into my wife.
Bob Besch
The little girl told her mother,
"Those people next door must be
awfully poor."
"Why do you say that, dear?"
the mother asked.
"They made such a fuss when
their baby swallowed a dime."
Christian Herald
The trouble with slacks for
women is that so few designers
have hindsight.
Ken Kraft
The producer of a television show
had made arrangements for the ap
pearance of a talking dog. Then, as
an afterthought, he decided that if
one talking dog was entertaining,
two talking dogs might be worth
an Emmy, so the trainer of a sec
ond canine was contacted for an
appearance.
On the . night of the show, the
proud producer brought the two
acts together. At the sight of each
other, the trainers paled, and the
dogs bristled.
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, iiab a uic mailer: . uie pro
ducer asked with a sinking feeling.
Don t they like each other?"
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ot tne trainers. "They not only
aon i une eacn otner tney aren t
speaking!
Hal Cfwdioiclc
Memory is what tells a man his
urj1fli nor onnSiraKarv war f4
day.
r ranklin P. Jones in Quote
A woman was determined to
avoid lurv dutv. She explained to
the judge that she should be dis
qualified because she did not be
lieve in capital punishment
The judge was bewildered. Cap
ital punishment? Why this is
simDle case in which a housewife
saved $1,000 for a fur coat She
- save the monev to her husband to
make the payment, and he gambled
it all away."
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ttuesa I ran sprve after alL 1 WAS
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wrong about capital punisnmenu
A. W. Sttruon
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"All the money if, costing us, nd you won't even take a deep breath!"
FRUIT OF THE LOOM UNDERWEAR EMPIRE STATE BUILDING., NEW YORK 1, N. Y.
Family Weekly, December 7, mg