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RELIEF
Chivalry
Two pretty young girls were discussing
the new tenants in their apartment build
ing. "And he's so chivalrous!" said one.
"Yesterday he and his wife were coming
down in the elevator, and as soon as I got
in he took off his hat." Frances Rodman
Autumn is when many
an old rake pays for his
shady past.
Frank O'Brien
Urgently in need of help, a harassed
young man walked into the psychiatrist's
office. "It's like this, doctor," he explained.
"I own this 25-room home in the swankiest
suburb. It has a swimming pool, formal
gardens, and servant quarters. Then there's
the automobiles two each for my wife and
me, a big model and a sports car. There's
our yacht, too, the Summer home, our air
plane "
"Now wait!" the psychiatrist interrupted.
"What's all this got to do with your
problem?"
The patient looked surprised. "But, doc,
I only make $50 a week!"
A Doctor's Advice on Smoking
What bums me up is not the fact
He told me I should quit,
But this that he was lighting up
While recommending it!
Hoi Chadwick
Sorry, I Just Rati Ota of Sympathy
"Sure, I saw the WET PAINT sign, but
it was Saturday so naturally I figured it
had been painted a day or so before, and
somebody forgot to remove the sign. Well,
my new suit..."
"I didn't have anything in my hand but
an eight-spot so I bid three no trump, fig
uring to bluff them. But it turns out my
partner has a bust, too, and they double us
for a 2,300 set which costs me . . ."
"I wasn't serious mind you. There was
this pretty blonde, and just for a gag I give
her a whistle and said, 'What's for tonight,
babe?' Well, when she flashed her detec
tive's badge, I just . . ."
"I knew it was a sharp turn, but this guy
in front of me was just creeping so I swung
out to pass. You'd never believe it, but
here's a semitrailer coming the other way.
Just let me tell you what that ditch did to
my sports car ..."
"This horse was listed at 150-1, but I saw
her in the paddock and got a hunch, a real
deep one. Naturally, I had to sink my
whole wad on her. Now I get paid Friday,
so all I need from you is . . ."
Parke Cummings '
Skin-diving is a spectacular means of
demonstrating that a man is fully as intel
ligent as a fish.
Gordon E. Thatcher in Quote
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"I'm tending Herkle rfere in as fullback. Maybe
we can oa th:r I:, ...l t i
Family Weekly, November 30, I95