CURAD -the bandage that
Photo Sensitivity
The day the snapshot prints
are done,
My mood becomes quite
mellow.
They turned out well in all
but one
I'm quite a handsome fellow.
But which one do my friends
declare
Is "perfect"? That, of course,
is
The one in which my face, 1
swear,
Looks something like a
horse's!
Hal Chadwick
A small child who had
learned to say her prayers
at bedside went to church
with her mother for the first
time. When the people knelt
down, the child asked what
they were doing.
"They are going to pray,"
answered her mother.
"You mean with all their
clothes on?" said the sur
prised child.
Nuggets
FOOTBALL GLOSSARY-.
Football: Game played between two 11
man teams of 50 players each.
Quarterback: Player who relays the coach's
instructions to the rest of his teammates.
Ineligible: Said of a player who can run
and kick, but couldn't pass.
End Zone: Part of the field near the goal
posts where your seats are located.
Ail-American: Any of the 373 players
annually chosen by one or another expert as
being among the nation's top 11 players.
Backer-up: Wealthy alumnus willing to
pay a star's expenses through college.
Man-in-Motion: Spectator in front of you
who jumps to his feet on every other play.
Over-emphasis: The deplorable practice,
engaged in by some professors, of putting
more stress on studies than sport.
Goal Post: An H-shaped formation of
lumber where effigies of losing coaches are
often hanged.
Mousetrap: Parking lot you attempt to get
out of after the game.
Parke Cummings
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"Knowing how Father feels about you, Ben,
couldn't you have worn something else?"
Careless woman: one who loses her gloves.
Careful woman: one who loses only one
of them.
The state trooper was rolling along
on his motorcycle when a car
zoomed by at a dizzying speed. He
went into hot pursuit and when he
finally curbed the car, he found the
driver to be an elderly lady.
"Let me see your driver's license,"
said the officer respectfully.
"You people are impossible,"
replied the indignant-woman. "How
can you expect me to show my
driver's license when you keep
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One man who is always happy to help with
the dishes is the manufacturer of paper
plates. Ken Kraft
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New CURAD with non-sticking
Telfa09 pad won't hurt when you take
it off... won't reopen healing wounds
Not this!
Bandage with
ordinary gauze
pad sometimes
pulls off scab,
reopens wound,
causes bleeding.
Here's why: The pad in the Curad
adhesive bandage is the exclu
sive new Telfa.
Telfa is "the mercy dressing"
that the nation's leading hospi
tals are using to prevent damage
to healing skin tissue . . . speed -wound
recovery.
It has a plastic surface with
scores of tiny holes in it that does
the trick allows wound to drain,
but doesn't stick to the scab. So
when you take it off, it won't re
open the cut.
Don't take a chance on hurting
your children,, Get a new Curad
(the waterproof plastic bandage
with "germ-fighting medication
right in the pad, too).
Bauer & Black
DIVISION Of THE KENDALL COMPANY
Now this!
CURAD Band
age with Telfa
pad, free of
scab, peels off
without sticking
to wound,
doesn't hurt.
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Family Weekly, November 2, J954