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Elmer was always the dullest pupil in
the teacher's class, but one day she took
hope. Elmer watched her every move as
she explained a series of arithmetic pro
blems. With each new problem, his in
terest became more obvious, until the
happy teacher had to ask, "Elmer, you're
so intent today, I'm sure you want to ask
some questions."
"Yes, m'am," said Elmer in awe, "where
do them numbers go when you rub 'em off
the board?" Texas Outlook
The young man was so obviously
happy, that his friend asked him
what had happened. "I've
fallen in love," was the ecstatic
answer. Then he went on to tell
how wonderful his new girl was.
"And pretty?" asked the friend.
"Beautiful. Flowing blonde
hair, cornflower blue eyes, perfect
teeth, weighs about 350
pounds ..."
"Wow!" exclaimed the friend.
"She must be awfully fat!"
"Not at all," replied the lover
reflectively, "but t-a-l-l!"
Two men were talking about old-timers who never lost
their enthusiasm for women. "Why," said one, "my
grandfather was a perfect example of the eternal
Don Juan. Women were crazy about him to the last."
"And was he crazy about women?" asked the other.
"Very much. With each new conquest he'd put
another notch in his cane. It killed him, of course.
His interest in women?
"No. He made the mistake of leaning on
the cane one day!" Grit
Russia: the one place in the world you can take
your wife without her wanting to buy clothes.
Someday I'll Answer
(Husband:
"What did
you do all day?")
I didn't wash the
dishes
And I didn't make
the bed,
Your clothes ore
tohere you left them
I sat all day and. read.
I overlooked the ironing
The wash and
mending, too,
As far as I'm concerned
There's not a thing to do.
Your dinner isn't ready
And the toys are in
the way,
And that My Darling
Husband
Is what I didn't do
all day.
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We all have to go sometimes especially
when a TV commercial comes on.
George Hart in Quote
Motion-picture production
in Hollywood is at a low
ebb. Two veteran producers
were discussing the sad
state of business in a pop
ular meeting place recently.
"Terrible, terrible," one
wailed. "Why I haven J
made a film in tnree yew
"Is that all why, I haven't made a picture
in five!" The second producer thought over
his remark, then added, "I sure wish I could
figure a way to get out of this business!" ;
Who, Me? Ha!
Among hard things to laugh at is the rumor
Alleging that you have no sense of humor.
Ken Kraft
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Family Weekly. October 19, l95s