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Heard about the two
cement mixers that
ran away and got
married? Got a little
sidewalk running
around the house
now. Link-Belt News
September Song
Morning's fine;
World's all mine
Johnny's startin'
Kindergarten!
Lois Pasley in Quote
Nature's Child
On viewing this room
of our daughter's
( Straightened so often
in vain),
We're thinking of
naming our next girl
After a hurricane! .
Hal Chadwick
Smart girls don't
want to be put on a
pedestal. They're
pretty sure they
won't find any
men up there.
Ken Kraft
A local businessman had to go to New York to
attend a convention, and his wife pleaded to go
along. "But Fll be busy all the time," he protested.
"You wouldn't enjoy going at all.".
"Oh, I would," she replied. "I'll buy clothes."
"What! Go all the way to New York for a few
clothes when you can buy everything you want
right here!"
"Oh, good!" exclaimed the wife. "That's just
what I hoped you'd say." Frances Rodman
Two avid golfers, teeing off one Sunday morning,
were feeling guilty. I can't help thinking,"
one said, "that we should have gone to church."
"Well," said the other philosophically,
"I couldn't have gone anyway. My wife is sick in bed."
"What's thit nontent about hit brother having a flying saucer?"
A seedy old-timer walked into a cafe
with a shaggy dog and no money. But,
he told the owner, his dog would answer
questions for the mere price of two
cups of coffee. Reluctantly, the propri
etor set up coffee for the pair and waited
expectantly. "Now tell the nice man
what's on top of a house," said the bum.
"Rrrufff," said the dog.
"Hear that!" exclaimed the bum.
"Roof! That's what's on top of a house."
Before the owner could protest, the bum
continued. "And this dog was in the
Army, too. For some sweet rolls, he will
tell you how Army life was."
The owner gave up two rolls and
listened intently. "Rrrufff," said the dog.
"Rough! That's how Army life was.
Rough!" The proprietor's patience was
vanishing, but the old man continued.
"Not satisfied? Well, for some butter,
this canine will tell you who the greatest
baseball player was."
Against his better judgment, " the
owner took another chance. "Rrrufff,"
said the dog.
The bum was ecstatic. "Ruth! Babe
Ruth. That's what he said!"
This was too much for the restaurant
owner. Grabbing the dog by the scruff
of the neck and the bum by the collar,
he tossed both into the street Dejectedly,
the pair sat there for a moment Then
the dog looked up quizzically at his mas -ter
and asked "DiMaggio?"
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Family Weekly, Augtmt 3t. I95