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The medium looked sourly at the small boy brought to an
afternoon seance bv his mother.
"I had no place to leave him," the mother explained apologetically.
Having no other choice, the medium went into her trance and
soon had the mother talking to the spirits of long-departed relatives.
Suddenly the little boy piped up, "I wanna talk to Gramps."
"Quiet," growled the medium without coming out of her trance.
"But I wanna talk to Gramps," cried the boy insistently.
The medium pretended not to notice, but the boy
persisted and after a few moments a far-away voice said,
"Hello this is Grandpa."
"Hey, Gramps," yelped the youngster. "What're you doing there?
You ain't dead!" Journal of the American Medical Assn.
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Lawn Gone
The neighborhood lad, appealing
and sad,
Who pleaded with me like
the dickens,
Neglected to show jor his
contract to mow,
And, as you might guess the
plot thickens!
Colleen Hynes Johnson
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The rich kid of the fu
ture undoubtedly will be
the scientist's son who is
born with a silver moon in
his mouth.
Guy Langley
Diet and Weep
Considering what new
clothes cost,
O-h-h-h, lady how you
lost!
Ken Kraft
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A policeman pushed
his way through a
milling crowd near a
telephone booth and found one man
sitting on the pavement nursing a
bloody nose and another man standing
over him fondling some bruised knuck
les. "Did you hit him?" the officer de
manded. "Yes, I did," said the young man. "I
was in this telephone booth talking to
"I hope you can make furniture with it. The finance
company Is taking ours away."
my girl and he opened the door and
dragged me out!"
The policeman nodded. "And you lost
your temper," he said.
"Well, not right away," the young
man continued, "but then he dragged
my girl out, too!"
Digest of World Reading
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No Let Up
I won't discard a suit of
clothes;
I'll wear it, although thin,
As long as it can be let out
Enough to let me in.
Dick E?nmons
A cannibal made a visit to
a neighbor to admire his
new possession, a large
food freezer. "What's its
capacity?" he
inquired.
"Well," replied
the neighbor
thoughtfully, "it
holds the two men
who brought it
American Salesman
Family Weekly, July 20, 1958