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Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF-
"HICCr MARX, reminiscing about highlights in those won-v-
derful old Marx Brothers movies, lingered over a scene in
"Duck Soup." The brothers were in a room discussing war
when a rain of bullets began
pouring in. "I'll put a stop
to this," boasted Groucho "
and pulled down the win
dow shade.
You can't beat stuff likt
that," concluded Chico.
Dizzy Dean thinks the 195
vintage big league ball playw
is too soft and peaceabl.
"What baseball needs," Diz
told reporter John Lardner. "i
wild men like we used to have
on the old St. Louis Cards
the gashouse gang such a
me. Rip Collins, Pepper Mar
tin. Frank Frisch, and them."
"What was the salary in those days?" asked Lardner. 'That," ex.
plained Dizzy Dean, "is what drove us wild."
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'The stinger of a bee," points out the Maryville News. Is only
.03125 inches long. The rest of the 12 inches is pure imagination."
O 1358. by Bennett Cert, Distributed by King Features Eyndicst.
Quotes From the News
By UNITED PRESS
Stratford, Va. President Eisenhower, making a plea for
better international understanding on a person-to-person
basis:
"There is not a single person in the United Stales thai is
not affected every single day by what happens in Africa, in
far Asia, in Europe and ail ef South America."
San Juan, Puerto Rico Pablo Casals, in appealing for an
immediate end. to the nuclear armaments race:
"It is incredible that civilized men can continue to build
always new and more destructive weapons instead of devot
ing energies to make this a happier and more beautiful
world."
New York Multimillionaire industrialist Cyrus S. Eas
ton, charging that Americans are snooping on each other
with a spy network bigger than the Nazi Gestapo:
"There are no Communists in America to speak of except
in the mind of those on the payroll of the FBI."
Billy Graham
Draws Huge Crowds
San Francisco (IF Billy
Graham wound up the first
week of his crusade here Sat
urday still drawing capacity
crowds to the huge Cow Pal
ace arena. "
An overflow throng of 17,
. 500 heard the powerful evan
gelist deliver a treatise on
."spiritual heart disease" Fri
day night. Five, hundred had
to stand in the aisles and 500
more were standing in the en
tranceway. The crusade; which opened
last Sunday, has already
drawn an attendance of some
95,000. Graham's aides have
recorded 2.422 "conversions"
including 539 who stepped
forward Friday night to "en
counter Christ."
The evangelist went on a
nationwide TV hookup Sat
urday at 7 p.m. (PDT) over
the American Broadcasting
Co. network.
"Heart disease is the No. 1
killer today," Graham told his
audience Friday night, "but
the Bible indicates the heart
Woodworkers Make
No Raise Oiier
Portland (IP) The Inter
national Woodworkers of Am
erica Friday offtered to go
without any wage increase for
its 45,000 members in five
Western states at least un
til September.
The proposal was made to
employers in a negotiation
meet here by the union's re
gional negotiating committee.
A union spokesman said em
ployers were surprised by the
proposal and that they ap
peared favorable to it.
The union said the propos
al was made after "consider
able thought, discussion and
analysis of economic condi
tions which have prevailed in
our industry for the past 18
months."
An employer spokesman
said the proposal would have
to be submitted to various
companies for approval but
that he saw no reason why it
would not be forthcoming.
4-H Club News
Table Rock Pack Rats
A meeting of the Table
Rock Pack Rats was held in
the home of Wanda Smith
April 30.
Miss Garner showed a film
on home decorating.
A short business meeting
was held. The next meeting
is to be held in the home of
Laine Donker, May 9, after
school.
Refreshments were served
by Wanda Smith.
Laine Donker,
Reporter.
has a spiritual disease, a mor
al disease, that is even worse
than the physical."
The fiery evangelist said '
he was asking his listeners
"only one question: Is your
heart right before God and
your fellow man?
"I am not asking about
your Intellectual life, your fi
nancial status or your social
standing . . . Only one ques
tion: Is your heart right?"
Holding a Bible in his out
stretched left hand, graham
pointed his finger at the
crowd and said piercingly
that people "who go to church
on Sunday and sing 'All Hail
the Name of Jesus' the
Bible says these people draw
night unto me with their lips,
but their heart is far from
me."
Tulips In Filet
GOLFER LOSES WIFE
Los Angeles apt Society
figure Mrs. lizabcth Jane Mc
Guire, 34, won a divorce de
cree Friday when she told the
judge her husband, Hudson,
47, spent all his time playing
golf. Mrs. McGuire said she
couldn't enjoy the pastime be
cause she's allergic to grass.
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enjoy the fresh beauty of tu
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