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Medford and Jackson County
History from the files of The
Mail Tribune 10, 20, 30 and
40 years ago.
JO YEARS AGO
Feb. 20, 1948 (Friday)
: Little change in the county
welfare picture is indicated
by reports submitted at meet
ing of welfare commission.
Rogue Valley chapter, Mili
tary Order of the Purple
Heart, and its auxiliary hold
banquet at the Jackson hotel
20 YEARS AGO
;Feb. 20, 1938 (Sunday)
; Three classes of high school
students and one class of
dults were organized at the
iirst meeting of Medford's
safe driving school.
; From Arthur Perry's Ye
Smudge Pot column: "The
iweather tha past week has en-
countered difficulty in mak
ing up its mind what it wants
to be."
0 YEARS AGO
jFeb. 20, 1928 (Monday)
Public invited to attend
dinner and reception for the
governor's intra - state good
?will caravan tonight.
From local and personal
column: "A bounty warrant
fwas issued by the county
clerk's office today to Bud
tShule of Rogue River for
rthree bob-cats."
40 YEARS AGO
;Feb. 20, 1918 (Wednesday)
; Jackson county has not only
gone over the top in the gov
'ernment crop and labor sur
vey, but tops all Oregon coun
ties in the number of ques
tionnaires turned in by farm
ers. " City council raises salaries
of several city officials; fire
men's pay increasd by
month.
$5 a
: What's Your I.Q.?
-Nine or ten correct is superior;
seven or eight is excellent; five or
six is good.
: 1. What is the birthstone
lor June?? gj---
2. Bible: Was Moses a mem-
ber of the tribe of Levi,
;Judah, or Benjamin?
: 3. Is Bolivia on the At
lantic or Pacific coast?
I 4. Which nation was form
erly nicknamed "Land of the
Rising Sun?"Mr .v -.
; 5. What type of Navy ves
iel is nicknamed "pigboat"?
tooat"?
: 6. Blitzkrieg, means
.what?
7. Is Alcatraz, the Federal
prison, located in San Fran
cisco or San Pedro?
; 8. What is the singular
Jorm of the word "criteria"?
I 9. How many fluid ounces
!are in a liquid quart?
' 10. When a convention is
iield quadrennially, how many
many years apart are the con
tentions? H
; Answers: 1. Moonstone (al
though some prefer the
.Pearl); 2. Levi; 3. Neither (it
3s' a landlocked republic); 4.
Japan; 5. Submarine; 6.
"Lightning war"; 7. Neither,
pn an. island near San Fran
&5co; 8. Criterion; 9. 32 fluid
Jounces; 10. Every four years.
FRENCH PAPERS BANNED
-Tunis OP) Tunisian
pqthorities have clamped a
Jiationwide ban on the sale
bf. four conservative Paris
Jie'wspapers. The government
brider issued Wednesday ap?
plied to France Soir, Paris
i'r.esse, Aurore, and Parisien
Jjbere. Also banned was the
weekly publication, Jour de
Trance.
Jumbo Has a Tummy Ache
Some weeks ago we asked that someone ex
plain the entrance of Secretary of State Hatfield
into the Republican gubernatorial primary
against his fellow - member and friend on the
Board of ControlT-State Treasurer Sig Unander,
It seemed a reasonable request and we thought
some nice Republican preferably a newspaper
editor would answer it.
But wre have waited in vain for any answer.
,Now just to make confusion worse confounded
State Senator Warren Gill, another highly ranked
G.O.P., throws his hat into the ring against his
fellow party members Messers Hatfield and Un
ander. What is all the internecine shooting about?
QUR only explanation of the Hatfield launch-
ing was that certain well-financed interests
in the Portland G.O.P. wanting above all else, no
second term for Governor Holmes or any other
Democrat decided that the chances of Mr. Un
ander beating the Governor were slim, and the
chances of our personable and energetic Secy of
State were considerably better.
So they decided they would go ' all-out for
Hatfield..
"IX7ELL that made sense to us at least.
And the entrance of the combative and
congenitally recalcitrant "Lion of Lebanon" tends
to sustain it.
For the veteran of Salerno, irked by the Ore-
gonian's dictum, that a man without "money-bags
behind him can t be Governor of Oregon, issues
a sizzling manifesto that Portland's highlv re
garded morning daily is talking through its hat.
lhe (Jregonian, he declares, is sore because
he filed for the nomination without securing the
OK of that "eastern-owned" newspaper, and with
fire m his embattled eyes he concludes m part as
followsquote:
"I challenge the cliques of money-bags in Portland
who have been calling the tune in Oregon politics too
long . . . Thank God we can depend on the news serv
ices and our own local home-owned newspapers and
radio stations throughout the state to tell us the truth
as they see it unshaded by prejudice and unaffected
by slights to a Big-Shot complex."
So there we have one prominent Oregon Re
publican telling the Oregonian and the state
that two other well-known Oregon Republicans
and gubernatorial candidates represent not the
people of Oregon, but the "Big Shots" in Port
land, who have been sitting on their money-bags,
he thinks, all too long and telling the people of
the state where they must head in as far as poli
tics is concerned.
- 0 t ( f 9
IF THAT searing blast had come from Governor
Holmes or any other Democrat it would, of
course, be dismissed as the same old Democratic
line , of demagoguery and inciting class-against-class,
so dear, it has been claimed, to the ears of
the donkey, ever since the days of tobacco-chewing
Andrew Jackson.
But coming from a Republican in good stand
ing, a member of the state House of Representa
tives as well as the Senate, a veteran of World
War II, a respected member of the Oregon bar
and it is said an all-around good egg ; we fear
the Republicans throughout the state will find it
a bit hard to successfully combat such a militant
offensive at least along their traditional party
lines.
SO AGAIN what is all the shooting about? What
? Wall
least a clearer view of the situation than we had
before Senator Gill's manifesto. Our guess now is
history, in Oregon at least, is repeating itself.
There is a revolt against Big Business domina
tion of the GOP, not only within the Democratic
party, but within the Grand Old Party itself.
If this theory is correct, then we, were mis
taken when we assumed a well-heeled group in
Portland persuaded Secretary Hatfield to run
against Secretary Unander. It is more likely the
former and a few of his closest political friends,
made the decision themselves.
This decision, we believe, comes under the
general heading of "Modern Republicanism" op
posing Ancient Republicanism. T h e Hatfield
group regarded Secretary Unander as too conser
vative, too closely linked to the same old "Port
land crowd," they wanted and they believed the
people wanted, a more liberal and progressive
leader of the party in the state and particularly. in
the state house in Salem.
'sufcE I'm a oooo bo! mAlWAYSA&xoeaf.
OH. I DON'T SAy M PERFECT, BUT....
Today & Tomorrow
By Walter Lippmann
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IN OTHER words, historically, the revolt of Mark
Hatfield followed in a general and limited
way, the nation-wide revolt of Teddy Roosevelt
against William Howard Taft to the tune of "On
ward Christian Soldiers" over 40 years ago.
"T.R." did not want the Republican party handed
over lock-stock-and-barrel to "Big- Business"
which he repeatedly stated would be the case if
President Taft were given a second term in the
White House.
So he ran himself on the Bull Moose-Progres
sive ticket.
Unfortunately for him Governor Woodrow
Wilson of New Jersey led the Democrats on a
veiy similar anti - conservative and progressive
platform, with the result that with the Republi
cans split, Woodrow Wilson became the 28th
president of the United States.
But that did not end the progressive revolt
WITHIN the Republican party. "T.R." returned
to the fold, but Senator Robert La Follette did not
SOVIET POLICY
After a diligent reading of
tne recent speeches and letters
from Russia and China, to-
gether with
some inquiries
among those
who might
know what
they are talk
ing about, it
is reasonably
clear to me
what is the
Huidine nrin-
VV alter Lippmann ciple o their
current foreign policy. It is
that as between East and
West, the tide is now running
in their favor, that what is
wanted is not an attempt to
settle the substantive issues
but, on the contrary, relaxa
tion of the tension and of any
serious effort to interfere
with the course of events.
- Thus, while they want to
talk at the summit, they look
upon such a meeting as useful
to quiet the emotions and to
allay resistance and anxiety
about what, if nobody inter
feres, is going to happen.
What is going to happen, they j
confidently believe, is that the
Western system of alliances
will disintegrate before the
Communist alliances disinte
grate. ,
As Marxists, they are. of
course, determinists and
therefore disposed to believe
that, history is with them. But
though their current foreign
policy suits their Marxist
ways of thinking, Krushchev
and company are practical
men who remain very close
to the earth.
Wtih,N luirusnchev says
that peace can best be
preserved by recognizing the
status quo, he means more
than that a divided Germany
is better than a united Ger
many, and that the satellite
empire is better than a neu
tral belt. No doubt he be
lieves, as do so many in the
West, that the reunification
of Germany and the libera
tion of the Eastern nations on
any conceivable terms would
be far more dangerous than
the situation as it now is. But
that is not all that he be
lieves. He believes, too, that
the Warsaw Pact is more dur
able than NATO because it
is not only the stronger power
but the more resolute. It fol
lows, he must believe, that
the Western system will be
the first to come apart.
There is no evidence, so far
as I can see, that he is toying
with the notion of using overt
military intervention, nor
even that he is counting upon
achieving a decisive military
superiority. His policy as
sumes a continuing military
stalemate, such a balance of
power that neither side can
compel the other. What he
counts upon is the durability
of his system in comparison
with the instability of the
Western democracies and
their internal complications
arising from the diseased
remnants of the old European
empires.
IF this is correct, then the
fundamental question for
the Western democracies is
whether they can afford to
base their policy, like Khrush
chev's, on the principle of the
status quo. In fact, though not
in name, the maintenance of
the status quo is what we
stand for in Germany, in Al
geria, in Cyprus, in the Middle
East, in Southeast Asia, in
Formosa, in Korea. The dif
ference between us and
Khrushchev is that we stand
for the status quo because we
are afraid of the risks of dis
turbing it; Khrushchev stands
for the status quo because he
is confident that it will evolve
in his favor.
If, by chance, Khrushchev
is right in what he expects,
how convenient it must be for
him to find Mr. Dulles, Dr.
Adenauer, and Mr. Macmillan
working to prevent the West
from taking any serious ini
tiative aimed to alter the
status quo. How convenient
for him, since he does not
want to take the Red Army
out of Eastern Germany and
Poland, to have so many ele
gant advocates in the Western
world arguing against any
initiative that might disturb
his occupation of German and
Polish territory.
(c) 1958 New York
Herald Tribune, Inc.
Poland Pushing Surprisingly
Hard for European Atom Ban
McCann
By CHARLES M. McCANN
United Pren Correspondent
Communist Poland is push
ing its plan for a ban on nu
clear weapons in Central Eu
rope with sur
prising per
sistence
The United
States and
other allied
countries have
frowned o n
the plan un
der which nu
clear weapons
would be bar
red from Poland, Germany
and Czechoslovakia.
They realize it would weak
en the defense or western
Europe because of Soviet
Russia's enormous superiority
in conventional weapons
But Polish Foreign Minis
ter Adm Rapacki, sponsor of
the plan which now nears his
name, shows no sign of discouragement.
He has handed the allied
ambassadors in Warsaw a
formal note urging discussion
of his plan, with the note, he
presented an "aide memoire"
or "memoire" or memoran
dum outiining it fully.
In his latest move, Rapacki
also has launched an attempt
to draw the West German
government into discussions
of the plan.
Has No Relations
West Germany has no dip
lomatic relations with Poland.
So Rapacki asked the Swed
ish ambassador to relay the
note to West German Chan
cellor Konrad Adenauer and
proposed, in making the re
quest, that Poland and West
Germany start direct talks on
it.
Whether Adenauer will
agree to tnis is uncertain.
The probability seems to be
against it.
But the Rapacki proposal
has roused considerable in
terest in West Germany.
It also is interesting that
the allied governments, as
well as the West German
government, have made it
known that they will "study"
Rapacki's latest note and
memorandum. Previously the
tendency had been to dismiss
the plan outright as unacceptable.
The feeling now seems to
be that the Rapacki plan,
while unacceptable in itself,
might aid in breaking the
present deadlock between the
Western Allies and Russia on
disarmament talks. -Russia
Favors Plan -
Russia naturally enthusias
tically favors the Rapacki
plan. There seems to be little
doubt that Rapacki is work
ing closely with the, Soviet
In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
Business note in the news;
The New York Stock Ex
change figures it will take an
average seven billion dollars
per year through 1956 in new
stock issues to foot, the corpor
ate bill for new plants and
equipment.
President Keith Funston
says the figure has been re
vised from a prior prediction
of six billion dollars. He says
a total of 45 billion dollars
will have to be raised be
tween now and 1965 to keep
American industry efficient
and up to date.
II THERE will the
" c
money
come from?
The answer is plain.
It will have to come out of
the savings of people who buy
shares in American industry.
There is nowhere else for
it to come from.
IS THAT bad?
No! It's good.
If it comes to pass, it will be
WONDERFUL.
TTERE'S how it works:
You save up some mon
ey by the process of spend
ing less for things that are
less important so that you
may have MORE money to
put into the things that are
MORE important.
When you have saved up
enough money (it doesn't take
and waged his battle against the "Malefactors of
Great Wealth" on what wTas then even a more ad
vanced and militant program of political and so
cial progress than T.R.'s. His role is now being
played by the hard punching "Lion of Lebanon".
So we have 2 aggressive and hard swinging
factions within the GOP fighting against the "Old
Portland crowd" represented by Sig Unander for
the gubernatorial nomination and leadership of
the Grand Old Party in this state.
Whether or not history will repeat itself as
far as a Democratic victory in November is con
cerned, remains to be seen.
But while we have had no word from Gover
nor Holmes in Salem, we believe it highly likely,
that as he observes from a safe distance this "Kil
kenny Fair" routine within the ranks of the oppo
sition a smile might be detected on his visage
closely resembling that of the well known cat
after swallowing the canary.R.W.R.
much to make a start) you in
vest it in shares . (which are
also called stocls) in Ameri
can business enterprises. You
then become a PART OWNER
of these industries.
As they prosper, you re
ceive your share of the profits.
government on it. But it has
been reported that the plan
really is Rapacki's own brain
child. While Rapacki tries to
draw West Germany into ne
gotiations, Russia and the
East German Communists
still are actively trying to
soften up Adenhauer's refusal
to recognize East Germany
in any Way.
In a new move, East Ger
man Communist Leader Wal
ter Ulbricht proposed in a
ne.wspaper interview last
week that as a first step to
ward possible eventual reuni
fication, East and West Ger
many enter into a sort of fed
eral agreement. In this, the
two German regimes would
organize a cooperative coun
cil in which each would have
equal membership.
It is too early to tell
whether anything can come
out of the Rapacki plan. In
its present form, it is obvious
ly loaded against the Western
Allies. But, as suggested,
there seems to be a possibil
ity that it could be made the
basis for some kind of East
West negotiations.
Matter of Fact bv
ROOM ON A RIVER
London The room is col
orlessly comfortable, without
character except for the su
perb view of
the Thames
thro ugh the
side windows.
The room's in
habitant sug
gests a par
ticularly spry
bird. The nose
is beak like;
the shock of
Joseph Aisop wniie nair is
a superb crest, and even the
voice, high, dry and some
times a little harsh,' is de
cidedly avian.
Such is Lord Russell, at the
age of 85 and in the midst
of his inexhaustible career's
new phase as a most powerful
influence on British and
world opinion.
No one with any sense of
history can first encounter
Bertrand Russell without a
spasm of downright incredu
lity. There he still is, you say
to yourself, yet he said his
ABCs to the man who moved
Britain's reform bill of 1832
and reached the Prime Min
istership before Palmerston.
The grandfather, Lord jonn
Russell, bore the largest sin
gle share of the responsibility
for ushering England into the
new democratic age; and in
order to do so, he helped
drive from office the men
who beat Napoleon. The
grandson has been a dozen
things great philosopher,
great logician, First Worm
War pacifist, Second World
War anti-Nazi, and always a
passionate libertarian and &
passionate anti - Communist.
But now his life and work are
dedicated to a vigorous cru
sade to ban the nuclear weap
ons at all costs. .
AGE has not dimmed the
nower of his mind or in
censed his appetite for self
delusion, either. What sets
Bertrand Russell altogether
apart from the vast majority
Joseph Alsop
of his fellow crusaders is
mainly his honesty in facing
hard facts and hard choices.
"I am for controlled nuclear
disarmament," he says brisk
ly, fixing his caller with an
eye that is almost hypnotical
ly sharp. "I am for any nego
tiations, any first steps, any
efforts that may promote un
derstanding anything, in
short, that may bring con
trolled disarmament a little
nearer. What is at stake is
simply the survival of the hu
man race; for if we go on as
we are going, we risk a nu
clear war, and the human
race; will not survive such
a war."
THERE is something in him
something perhaps of
those "ancestral voice prophe
sying war" that Coleridge
heard in his dream that
makes one reluctant to inter
rupt the flow of his explana
tion. But the question has to
be asked: "What if the So
viets cannot be Induced, by
any , . imaginable effort, to
agree to controlled nuclear
disarmament?"
"Then," he says, with sharp
emphasis, "I personally am
for unilateral nuclear dis
armament. It is a bitter
choice. I have thought much
about it. and I do not think
I deceive myself about is na
hire. Unilateral disarmament
is likely to mean, for a while,
Communist domination of this
world of ours.
"As you know very well
how I feel about the Commu
nist system, my choice may
surprise you and mind you,
I speak only for myself, not
for anyone I am working witn,
and with little hope of per
suading others. But if the al
ternatives are the eventual
extinction of mankind and a
temporary Communist con
quest, I prefer the latter, it
would be inexpressibly hor
rible, but it would not en
dure, anymore than Genghis
Khan's altogether horrible
empire endured. And the end
Portland Ahead of ,
S. F. in Language
Portland OPl Portland
schoolmen today looked on
with amused patience as a
San Francisco high school
drew national attention for in
stituting a Russian language
course in its curriculum.
They pointed out that Port
land teen-agers have been
familiar with the "da, nyet"
lingo since 1944 when the first
Russian course was started
here by Mrs. Marjorie Mc
Donald at Washington hieh
school. Three schools now of
fer the course and a fourth
will begin March 3.
The first class started when
the daughter of a Portland
physician said her father was
having language difficulties
with some of the scores of
Russian sailors who were in
the city and had come to him
for treatment. The first phr
ase learned by Portland's
first Russian class was:
"Gdyeh bol?" where Is the
pain? . . ,
Linfield President
To Speak at Portland
Portland OPl Dr. Harrv
L. Dillin, president of Lin
field College, will be princi
pal speaker Saturday evening
here when 600 newly-naturalized
citizens will be honored
at the Portland Americaniza
tion Council's 37th annual reception.
Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF-
THIS business of ownership
of American industry ought
to be better understood.
Because it isn't as well
understood as it should be,
self - seeking demagogues are
enabled to MUDDY THE
WATER, making people think
they are being EXPLOITED
by big business. The truth is
that modern big business
makes it possible for every
thrifty person in our country
to BECOME A CAPITALIST
on his own account.
LONG-SUFFERING HUSBAND of an erratic to put it
mildly lady driver handed her two loaded bags-one
large, one small just Deiore sne sew "
journey. "The big bag," he v .
FOR example:
General Motors (Ameri
ca's biggest business corpora
tion and probably the world's
biggest) has more stockhold
ers than employees. The day
when a few captains of in
dustry wearing plug hats and
Prince Albert coats owned
American industry aU by
themselves is GONE.
Where has it gone?
It has gone where the dino
saur went when the world
changed so that dinosaurs
could no longer exist.
told her. "contains a nam-
mer. Every time you run
into something or some
body, I want you to prom
ise me you'll pull out the
hammer and hit yourself on
the head."
"What's in the little bag?"
demanded the wife.
The husband said, "As
pirin." -
Choleric business tycoon wa
havine a tough time calling
.teady itoam of abuse upon the defenseless tong-distence operator
Fmany ne yTued. "Get me the supervisor! What am I around her,
a third-class citizen, an idiot, or what.
"Sorry, sir," purred the operator sweetly, "but we are noi
allowed to give out that information."
O MM, by Bennett Cert Distributed by K.ng Feature, Syndicate.
of the human race on earth
is, after all, an absolutely ir
reversible event."
He mused for a while after
stating his ultimate choice..
Then he began to set forth his
arguments that "sane men
among the Soviets must be
just as disturbed as sane men
on our side to find themselves
in this prison of the balance
of terror."
IlfE HAVE not really tried,
"he kept repeating; we
have not really tried to reach
agreement by sensible stages
and equal concessions. And
so he fell to analyzing;' in
great detail and with much
shrewdness, the various
schemes for first disarmament
steps, disengagement in Eu
rope, closing the nuclear club,
and all the other expedients
now so much discussed.
At the close, he was asked
another question, whether he
did not think that it was bet
ter to maintain the "balance
of terror" until the Kremlin
gave stronger proof it was
ready to negotiate. And to this
he replied again, "I tell you,
if we go on as we are going
much longer, we risk the end
of the human race."
As one left the simple
room, the mind's eye held a
vision of the grandfather's
time Wellington's dispatch
rider driving furiously into
London with the Waterloo
won standards of Napoleon's
guards poked out of the car
riage window. And to make
the contrast in time, the
mind's ear held the echo of
the drv. precise old voice of
the grandson, setting forth his
alternatives for the H-bomb
age as he grimly perceives
them.
You mav think his advice
altogether wrong, as does this
reDorter: but this was still a
voice deserving to be heard
and carefully considered m
the final judgement. .
Copyright 1958. New YoiK
Herald Tribune Inc.
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ANEW day has dawned.
Tn this new riav more
money is needed to finance
American industry than can
be provided by a few tycoons.
The immense sums of
money needed to keep Ameri
can industry GOING FOR
WARD in these modern days
can be provided ONLY by
pooling the savings of ALL
THE PEOPLE and investing
these savings in the buildings
and the machinery that mod
ern industry must have if it
is to go on expanding to keep
pace with modern develop
ments.
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