Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF-
HPHE LADY OF THE HOUSE, entering the kitchen unexpect---
edly, caught the maid with her face and hands unwashed,
and a pile of greasy dishes filling the sink. "Goodness, Jane,"
she exclaimed, "you're pret
ty dirty, aren't you?"
manic you, mam,"
smirked. "And I'm
prettier clean!"
Jane
even
Eob Conaidinc does not rate
a certain "private eye" too
highly. -In fact," maintain
Bob. "that flatfoot couldn't
And an elephant w,th a nose
bleed walking in the snow.-
"Tom really don't have to
worry about your station in
life," Judge John Summers re
minds us. -There's always
somebody who's willing to tell you where to get off."
President of a corporation to his board of directors: "AD opposed
to my plan win signify by saying 1 resign.' "
O 1958. by Bennett Cert. Distributed by King Features Syndlcata.
Fa rm, Labor Head
This Years Issues
Editors: This is the third
and final of a series of dis
patches on problems con
fronting the new session of
Congress. It deals with do
mestic issues.
By RAYMOND LAHR
United Press Correspondent
Washington IP) Farm and
labor problems will provide
the top domestic issues at the
new session of congress, but
disagreement over their sola
tion may mean little or no
action in either field.
Secretary of Agriculture
Ezra Taft Benson wants Con
gress, which convenes Tues
day, to give him more dis
cretion to lower farm price
supports a proposal which
has not met with any en
thusiasm among farm state
members. In fact, dairy state
lawmakers are calling for
legislation to force him to
revoke a recent cutback in
dairy price supports.
There is disagreement
among both farm organiza
tions and farm bloc lawmak
ers about how to raise farm
income and to deal with crop
surpluses. This situation has
led some congressional farm
experts to predict a stalemate.
In the field of labor, the
administration is asking for
new laws to protect employee
welfare funds and to safe
guard democratic procedures
in unions. There has also been
a substantial congressional
demand for such legislation,
largely because of disclosures
made by the senate investiga
tion of improper labor and
management practices.
A bill to regulate welfare
funds, like one already ap
proved by the senate labor
committee, probably could be
passed this year. Other parts
of the administration labor
I program, however, have al
ready drawn opposition from
the labor movement and are
less likely to get congression
al approval this year.
Here is the outlook on other
domestic issues:
Postal Rates: The adminis
tration is carrying its cam
paign for higher postal rates,
including a four-cent stamp
for first class mail, into the
sixth year. The- house passed
a bill for this purpose last
year, and the prospects for
senate approval have im
proved. Civil Rights: Oratory will
be heard from both sides of
this issue but no action is in
sight. The administration is
not asking for new legislation
this year.
Public Works: Senate -approved
bills for the Hells
Canyon and Fryingpan - Ar
kansas projects probably will
die in the house. However,
any administration attempt to
cut back funds for other pub
lic works projects will run
into heavy opposition.
Education: the Senate is
expected to agree in principle
with the administration pro
posals to encourage greater
study of science. The House
outlook is more uncertain.
Statehood: Prospects are
still dim for passage of bills
to grant statehood to Hawaii
and Alaska.
Immigration: Any congres
sional action probably will
fall short of administration
requests for more liberal im
migration laws.
Natural Gas: Supporters of
the bill to exempt intrastate
gas operations from federal
regulation have not yet found
the necessary voles in the
house. The senate is waiting
for the house to act.
Being in Tune With
Cosmic Vibrations
Declared Beneficial
Chicago W Dr. Roman . including film director Lloyd
Ostoja says the good life is 1 Bacon, who couldn't sleep and
not a fat bankroll and tran-J actress Joan Davis, who could
quilizer pills, but "blissful vi-jnot relax,
brations." Former Count
Ostoja, a Polish-born yoga, ; Ostoja came. to this country
Monday, January 8, 1958
has spent most of his 67 years
probing the rarified atmos-
in 1923 as Count Roman
Miesko Ostoja Maszerski, son
phere of metaphysics and the of a famous Polish general.
occult. I His father had been executed
He came here from Cali-lin the first World War, and
MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE THREE
ft
fornia to spread the gospel of
"mind over matter" with a
series of public demonstra
tions. These include lying on a
bed of nails, walking bare
footed on broken glass and
reclining on swords while
somebody smashes a boulder
on his chest with a sledge
hammer. These antics are all the
more remarkable because Os
toja is a small man who looks
as if a sudden gust would
blow him over.
"Blissful vibration," he said,
can be attained by anyone.
"One need only inform him
self about the laws of the uni
verse and work with them, not
against them or independently
as most people are doing," he
said.
Cosmic Harmony
When you reach this bliss
ful state you're in harmony
with the universe and in tune
with cosmic vibrations, Os
toja said. At one time or an
other, he said, we all exper
ience this "cosmis harmony."
But the trick, he said, is to
become "aware" and learn
how to put yourself in per
manent harmony."
In his trances, Ostoja claims
to have visited Mars and
Venus.
"The people of Mars are
not little green men," he said.
"They are taller than we.
And the people of Venus are
round, how shall I say,
plump."
At his "Institute of Infinite
Science" in Hollywood, Os
toja said he has instructed
hundreds of persons in yogi
Summit Conference
Appears Destined
By DAN GILMORE
United Press Correspondent
London itP A summit
conference between Western
Leaders and the Russians, for
better or for worse, seems
destined this year.
The U.S. government may
not like the idea, but the
pressure from its Western
European allies to sit down
and talk with the Soviet lead
ers is now too strong to re
sist. A survey by United Press
Correspondents in capitals
across Europe shows that this
sentiment will become even
stronger on the coming
months unless there is a dra
matic crisis such as Hungary j
discrediting Russia.
On Best Behavior
The Russians, however, are
expected to keep on their
best behavior until the talks
begin. From then on. all will
depend on the negotiating
skill of the Western allies and
the real intent of the Soviet
leaders.
The common feeling in Eur
ope is that there is simply no
valid reason why talks should
not be held with the Russians
to attempt to end the arma
ments race and the cold war
ground early in 1957, well;
before Sputniks began orbit
ing the earth.
Europeans, unlike Ameri
cans, are much inclined to
"conference" as such.
In addition, a not of weari
ness after almost 12 years of
cold war was beginning to
creep into even the most
s t a u n c hly anti-Communist
governments. Defense budg
ets began hurting national
economies, even with massive
U.S. aid.
"Let's Talk It Over"
The Russians astutely re
cognized the trend and played
on the theme: "Let's talk it;
over." And the music sound
ed even sweeter once Russia
demonstrated it had the mis
sile know-how to launch in
tercontinental 'rockets. j
Neither- President Eisen-i
Red Rocket Firing
May Have Failed
Washington (IP) Dr.
John P. Hagen, chief of the
U.S. vanguard satellite pro
ject suggested as "a specu
lative possibility" Saturday
that the Russians may have
tried '.o fire a rocket to the
moon and failed.
He quickly added, however
that "we have no evidence
that they did."
Dr. Hagen discussed the ob
stacles to a "moon shoot" in
reply to questions about the
fact that the Russians have
not maintained their expected
satellite launching schedule.
The United States has yet
to get a satellite into orbit.
It now hopes to do so next
March. A test satellite launch
er exploded on the pad at
Cape Canaveral, Fla., Dec.
6. Dr. Hagen said another
test will hp made "fairlv
hower nor Secretary of State soon" but he refused to say
John Foster Dulles could re- whether he meant in the next
sist this pressure at the Paris
NATO meeting last month.
The final communique men
tioned only approval of a
foreign ministers' conference
but, very significantly, it did
not bar a summit meeting.
The feeling in West Europe
is that the top level meeting
will materialize some time
during the summer and pos
sibly in Copenhagen.
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few days or weeks. The plan
now is: No advance publicity
like that which preceded the
Dec. 6 attempt.
TV TOWER RISES
London (IP) Work has
begun on a 1,033 foot mast for
the Leningrad television cen
ter, Moscow Radio said Sun
day night. "It said the mast
would be the highest in the
Soviet Union and 49 feet taller
than the Eiffel Tower.
his mother had given him
money and sent him to India.
There, he said, he found a
guru (teacher) who took him
into the Himalayas and taught
him the ancient yogi secrets.
Ostoja said he came to this
country at the invitation of
the late Dr. William McDou-1
gal, then a Harvard Univer
sity psychologist, to lecture on
auto-suggestion, hypnosis and
telepathy.
He claims to have demon
strated his prowess for the j
late Prof. Albert Einstein and i
T rf-.l
Ostoja is one yoga who j
doesn't recommend standing I
on your head.
"If you have high blood
pressure," he said, "you could
nave a auuftc. I
He also drinks coffee and j
smokes cigarettes.
"Both are good," he said.
"They have vitamin B-12."
Sex Turned Down
For Dress Outfits
By War Office
London nP) The War Of
fice turned down sex, at least
in uniforms.
Officials turned a deaf ear j
to a suggestion from an ack-;
nowledged sartorial expert
that the new British army
dress outfit should be "Sexy" i
to attract i. ore volunteers in-1
to her majesty's forces.
The War Office is presently
considering a uniform change.
An announcement was expect
ed in the next few days. John j
Taylor, editor of the authori
tative "Tailor and Cutter," i
had some advice in the cur
rent issue of the army publi
cation "Soldier" on what the
announcement should be.
To attract recruits, give i
them a uniform to attract gals
"as they did in the old days,
Taylor wrote. He suggested I
this colorful ensemble for to
day's Tommy:
A scarlet jacket with shiny ;
black belt, black trousers:
with scarlet stripe down the;
side, black shoes white shirt,
a narrow black tie and a black !
officer's cap with a scarlet ;
band. And instead of an over
coat, Taylor suggested a dash-
ins cape.
Taylor said today's khaki
attired British troops looked
like "lumos on lees" in uni-
forms he described variously '
as "horrible," "hideous" and
"in the .worst conceivable
taste.'
ToJnf iBr-aoA that khaki i
iOJIVl " " j
might be all right for battle ;
and other service wear, but
he said that if soldiers wore
"a sexy uniform like mine
in public the British armyl
would "attract every red-
blooded man in Britain."
But it looked today as if,
the war office, considering j
the new uniform issue, would j
veto Taylor's suggestions outj
of hand.
"We really aren't planning j
to build our army around so-
called sexy clothing, one
source said.
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