Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, October 20, 1957, Image 48

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    "I'm the happiest
person In the world
Since Kellogg's
ALL-BRAN overcame
my irregularity"
Millions of people Imve dis
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way to j;et relief from constipa
tion due to lack of tfood food
bulk. As Kllen Drozd, Lancas
ter, Mass., writes:
" tried everything imiininii
ble. Finally bought Kellogg's
All-liran. Now I'm the happiest
person in the world since it
overcame my irregularity. I also
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If constipation is your prob
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us fail to eat. This is why
All Mran often works in cases
where chemical or drug-type
laxatives (intended for tempo-
An ounce of prevention daily
(in the form of All-Bran) can do
wonders to help keep you regular.
rnry relief) don't seem to help.
All-Bran is made from the
vital outer layers of wheat. It
has the delicious flavor of old
time bran muffins. Wholesome,
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Made by Kellogg's, All-Bran
is the original, ready-to-eat
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10 days. See if it doesn't bring
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If not satisfied in every re
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Kellogg's of Battle Creek, M ich.
What To Do About
ARTHRITIS
PAINS
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Il Credits:
Cover: Anton Ramp.
Pages 10, II: Raymond Schucssler,
Sun Valley News Bureau.
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why put up with sluggish kidneys .. .when
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Nagging backache can result in loss of
sleep ami energy. Often this misery is
caused by sluggish kidneys and a mildly
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miLir-m tr, wit i mi j s
I was sitting in the kitchen on a
recent rainy Saturday afternoon,
trying to decide the best strategy
to avoid waxing the floors, when my
wife sneaked up and kissed me on the
forehead. It was a bad omen.
"I know just the thing to cure those
rainy Saturday blues," she sang out.
"I don't have those rainy Saturday
blues," I pouted. "Matter of fact, I am
feeling more like a fleecy pink."
She plopped a large box in front of me
and blew ofT some dust. "Remember that
install-it-yourself, home hi-fi outfit I
gave you for Christmas, 1953? Here, in
stall it yourself."
"I'll wax the floors," I offered quickly.
"Give them that no-human-ever-set-foot-here
look they talk about in ads."
She shook her head. "This is the per
fect time for building my hi-fi. The
Jameses and Gillinghams are coming
over tonight, and we can dance to it."
I groaned. "The set you bought is more
than three years old, sweetheart. You
don't want an old, outmoded piece of
equipment sitting around where people
can poke fun at it, do you?"
"I don't want it sitting around at all. I
want the speaker imbedded in the living
room wall and the vital parts concealed
in the hall closet," she snapped. "I also
want speakers in the recreation room,
the master bedroom, and the kitchen."
"Nothing in the linen closet?" I asked.
"I imagine the washcloths would wel
come a little 'Basin St. Blues'."
The lines around her mouth hardened,
and I hurriedly opened the box and im
mersed myself in the instruction pam
phlet. "Any boob can install this set," it
said reassuringly.
"The speaker cabinet comes to you
with one wall ofl so that you can get into
it." I got into it but it was dark, so I got
out again, blinking slightly.
I read on. "You have bought what is
known in hi-fi parlance as a woofer-and-tweeter
combination speaker." I shud
dered. "Attach the FM-antenna wire to
the input terminals of the crossover net
work and attach the crossover network
to the appropriate speaker connections."
"Tell you what," I told my wife brightly.
"Why not get the old Gramaphone from
the attic, dig up some records, and "
"And look at stereopticon slides be
tween sets, I suppose," my wife grated.
by Dick "Call Me Marconi" Emmons
"What's the matter, Marconi, is it too
tough for you to handle?"
"Not a bit," I answered resolutely. "It's
just that we don't speak the same par
lance. You're sure a little man with 14
years' experience in advanced electronics
didn't come with the outfit?"
"Tom Gillingham installed one for
Betty," my wife said quietly. "Frank
James installed one for Jeanne."
I reddened. In no time at all I was up
to my earlobes in preamplifiers, low
capacitance cables, solder, tuners,
switches, plug-and-collar inputs, and a
labyrinth of unconnected wires, most of
them pointing sneeringly at me.
I worked feverishly, my every move
ment coinciding with a small, ugly chant
that was running through my head. Tom
Giili?igiim installed one for Betty. Frank
James installed one for Jeanne.
By 7 p.m. I had the speaker imbedded
in the wall. By 7:30 I had the amplifica
tion equipment hooked up to the record
player in the closet. By 8 I was able to
free myself from the closet and crawl
out, the player arm giving one last, nasty
scratch down my spine.
At that moment, the Jameses and
Gillinghams arrived. My wife quickly
filled them in on my afternoon's work.
"And now," she trilled happily, "we'll
put on some records and try it out!"
"You try it out," I mumbled. "I'm go
ing to take a shower and get into some
clean clothes."
Even over the noise of the shower
spray I could hear the deep POW.
Then it got very dark in the bathroom.
When I wrapped a towel around me and
dashed into the hall, I realized it was
very dark everywhere.
"Halloo!" I called "Any survivors?"
"I think we're all right," one of the
girls replied. "Only I'd like a thorough
medical examination to be sure."
Frank and Tom were already at work
in the hall closet by flashlight. Pretty
soon the lights blazed on again and with
them a tremendous gush of hi-fi music.
"A bit of wire trouble," Tom explained.
"Natural mistake for a beginner."
I stood there victoriously drinking in
the lovely melody, transfixed by the
wonder I had wrought.
My wife was proud of me, too. I could
tell by her tenderness as she said,
"You're dripping on the rug, dear."
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Family Weekly, October 20, 1957