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By & . DURLIN6
(Distributed by King Feature
Syndicate. Inc.)
"Hre are a few questions
would like some of your femi
nine subscribers to answer for
me" writes a young man of Man
0 hattan. "1. Why shouldn't younff
women be drafted for the United
States armed services as young
me are? 2. If young women in
sist the man they marry wear a
wedding ring, why shouldn't a
prospective bridegroom have an
Migagement ring? That ring to
jft paid for by the prospective
bride. 3. Take the case of a
young man and a young woman
oth engaged in business. The
9ung woman's salary is equal to
O pw hiier than that of the young
tn's. So why, when they go
ufc together, should the young
tn pay all the check?
Shouldn't it be split two ways?"
$tlri
o the days beyond recall,
O When all regular customers had
O Vltir personal shaving mugs in
ttir favorite tonsorial parlor,
shgving provided the major part
o a barber's income. Nowadays
Hving accounts for only 10 per
Gcent of the average barber's
Jross. Haircuts bring In 40 per
cent. The rest comes from special
services and the sale of tonics.
G&ccording to a nationwide poll of
barbers, a fair tip for a tonsorial
t is 15 per cent of the check.
Stay, younj; fellow, does the
rl of your dreams work in an
ofUce? Is she a chain cigarette
noker? If so, chances are that
she snores. Such is the claim of
(Hiose who have done some
O checking on the snoring situa
O tion.
side
Do you know what a "Femme
Cpft" is? Neither did I until I
ts told that is what the nurses
cU women physicians ... It
fete feillie Burke, who said,
"Vomen are entitled to both
children and a career. Their hus-
4nrJ have both. I have backed
9 my theory by practice."
Seven cigars a day and one
nilhball (an old fashioned
Rouble) in the same period are
till my limits. Am also still a $2
O ciiiow bettor. On the solid horse.
cf course ... A school teacher
3f many years experience says
ijiat boys named Donald, "Fred
and Ernest are always the most
O difficult to handle in a class
room. But she has never been
able to figure out why.
Romance
Am asked how old Marjorie
Hillis was when she wrote the
book titled "Live Alone and
O Like It." Marjorie was 46 when
O she wrote that book. Three years
later, at the age of 49, she mar
ried a millionaire. He was Thom
as (Jtoulston, Brooklyn grocery
store chain tycoon.
Fan Mail
When at the peak of his ca
Greer as a columnist, O. O. Mo
Intyre said he received an aver
age of 100 letters daily. As for
individual cities he received the
most mail from Denver, Colo,
fiorses and Women
Do gentlemen really prefer
O blondes? Did they when your
(jranflpas and grandma6? Any
one! your grandma was a whistle
girl? How about your great
grandpas and grandma? Any
My, none of the celebrated
tftouties who made up the orig
iel Floradora sextette, all of
Whom married millionaires, were
blondes. They were brunettes
jjntt redheads. They were all
bout the same height, 5 feet,
tnd each weighed around 126.
Jhtir names were Marjorie Rel
Agnes Walburn, Vaughn
fxsmith. Marie Wilson. Mar
caret Walker and Daisy Greene.
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The Family Council
Editor'! note: The Family Council comlitl of a Judge, 1 psychletrlrt,
three elercymen, ft newspaper editor, a women! editor and two writers. Each
article U a luminary of an actual report. The Family Council does not rlTe
advice; It merely reports on problems that have been dealt with by responsible
agencies and counselors.
Hita K. My husband is a
gambler.
Frank K. I bet for pleasure.
Hita K. We have been mar
ried for three years and I have
been working the entire time.
We planned to build up savings
for the family we hope to have,
but have been unable to do so
because of my husband's gam
bling. My husand bets eirery extra
cent he has on the hprses. When
he loses he says he must make
up for his losses, but when he
wins it goes to his head and he
says he must win a bit more so
that we'll have something extra
to bank. But I'm the only one
who ever makes a deposit at the
bank.
I'm at my wit's end about
what to do. My family tells me
that marriage to a gambler can't
last and I might just as well, for
get about having a family. My
friends tell me to quit work and
see what happens.
e
Frank K. My wife is trying
to make me out a gambler when
I'm nothing of the sort. I enjoy
racing and following news of
racing and I bet just for plea
sure. Every man has to have
some sort of recreation and this
is mine.
Rita gets hysterical every time
she sees me look at a racing
sheet, but she doesn't say any
thing about the money she
spends on senseless gadgets and
costume jewelry. Every day she
comes home with another piece
of junk that she gets tired of
within a week.
The truth is that I have made
more than I have lost on the
horses in the past year. Rita will
be sorry for the way she's been
acting once she sees me deposit
a nice few hundred bucks in the
bank. That's more than she'll be
able to do out of her silly spend
ing.
e e
The Council Frank claims
he gambles for pleasure, but
then gives himself away when
he tells of his hope to make
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something of a killing on the
horses. This is the true gambling
spirit and Rita is right to be dis
tressed about it.
It won't help very much to
point out to Frank how many
unhappy and futile lives have
been spent in the quest for a
killing on the horses. He un
doubtedly has known many of
the victims of this dream. He
just takes it for granted that he
will be one of the lucky ones.
The trouble Is that no "lucky"
gambler ever calls it quits, and
today's winner, almost without
exception, becomes tomorrow's
loser.
If Frank can admit to himself
that he has been bitten by the
gambling bug, it would be a
first step toward helping him
self recover from this virus. He
should make every effort to find
a new kind of recreation that
does not dangle the tantalizing
hope of easy money.
Rita can help her husband, not
by scolding or nagging, but by
proving he can have more fun
at other forms of recreation
sports events (at which he does
not bet), theater, movie and en
tertaining at home. This would
be a positive step toward filling
his need for amusement.
Budgeting is another angle
that will help save this mar
riage. Frank and Rita should al
lot a certain small amount per
week for personal fun. If neither
of them exceeds this small am
ount, they should not question
one another as to how it is spent.
If Frank spends exactly this am
ount on the horses, he could
indeed say that he bets for plea
sure. (Copyright 1957, General
Features Corp.)
ALL ALONE
Lewiston, Me. flJ.R) Shirley
May Kimball, 17-year-old Bliss
College freshman, had a unique
high school graduation. At the
Canton, Me., high school she was
valedictorian, salutatorian, class
essayist and only attendant at
the senior prom, being the only
member of the school's senior
class.
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Part of the 9,000-acre tract
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PP&L soon will exercise the op
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The utility official said that
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fomal notice that it intends to
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of business on Mar. 22. The ac
tion followed deniad by the city
council of a fare increase.
City Commissioner Stanley
Earl warned that if buses stop
the parent Portland Traction
Company had "better prepare"
to shut down its freight opera
tions in Portland. Earl said he
would act to prevent the latter
company from using city streets.
Mayor Terry Schrunk said he
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members of the council to San
Francisco and Seattle to look
into bus systems there. The pos
sibility of borrowing buses
will be studied along with pos
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vice from the east side terminus
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traffic accidents in 1956, gives
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