On The Side
revornir.;
By E. V. Durling
Distributed by King Future Syndicate, inc.;
the d' -pn.r .f doctors. With
ii:s i.ert o'.'.i'.k; he should hd r
"'"J (Monday, July 30, 1958
MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE THREE
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11'':. S;r.a:r.-iS ' Sor.gs For
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t-n all the trpat
hp ps?l 5H yar.
including Man O' War. Am no.
foing to arsue with Max's opin
ion. However, it is to be regret
ted Citation was not retired at
l!-;rp a Man O War was It is
too bad so great a hore had to
iffer so many humiliating dv
f'.s in hs later years in an
effort to the winner of a to
3: of a million dollars in purses
"lie largest bookstore in th"
TOoria is Foyle's of London
fhich has over 4.000.000 vol
ume on its she!-. es. The best
seliers at Ko lc s nn a yearly
ba-is arc- Tl.p Bible and Hall
and Knigh's Algebra" . . .
Here's something for California,
Brooklyn or een Texas to try
to top. Mrs. Hilda N. Carper of
Pittsburgh. Pa . became a great
grandmother at 43. She was a
grandma at 32.
Please Nol
II was Abraham Lincoln who
nlism rd, "when 1 am getting
r'ady to reason with a man. I
spend one-third of my time
lliinkmg about myself and what
I am going to say and two-thirds
of my time about him and what
he is going to say."
Get It Right
Am asked if Queen Elizabeth
of Great Britain proposed to the
Duke of Edinburgh. She didn't.
She was a princess at the time.
If the Dritish Queen is unmar
ried, no man is supposed to pro
pose to her. Tradition calls for
her majesty to pop the question.
As for example. Queen Victoria
proposed to Prince Albert.
Never Closed
Referring to having stayed
open during the World War II
bombings, the slogan of Lon
don's Windmill Theatre is "We
Never Closed." Tins brings to
nund that during World War I
that gallant lady Doris Keane
starred in the play "Romance''
in London and never missed a
performance in four years. The
bombing in that war was car
ried out by zeppelins and be
cause cf the silence of their ap
proach was very frightening.
That Campaign
Featured in a recent Los
Angeles divorce case was a
couple named Bernice and
Johnnie McMeans. Bernice ask
ed for alimony. You may ask.
"and so what is unusual about
that?" Bernice is the husband
and Johnnie is the wife' My
bitter campaign No. 98765D
atiainst females vi j i n g first
names intended for men, and
males featuring names intended
for women, doesn't seem to be
making much progress in Cali
fornia. However, I am not giv
inc up. Bitter campaign No.
S765D will lie battled to the
bitter end. There is too much
confusion in the world already
without parents giving male
children such names as Bernice,
Lois. Cleopatra and Shirley. Or
naming girls Michael. Leslie,
Willie and Henry.
Popular Drink
The most popular drink in Los
Angeles is reported to be vodka
where it is said more of this
potent liquor is consumed than
in Moscow. Speaking of vodka,
1ie Soviet official. Khrushchev
is reported to be able to drink
as many as 28 glasses of the
same in quick succession and re
main reasonably sober. This is
attributed to the fact that he
eats constantly between drinks.
Hardy
A French journalist recently
observed, "insofar as medical
Czech, Floridan
Take Chute Honors
Moscow -JP A Czech
parachutist and a Fort Lauder
dale. Fla . member of the Ameri
can " Sky Divers" team captured
the first two places in the open
ing event of the world para
chute championship contest Sun
riav. Czech chutist Jiri Crivan took
opening day honors as he landed
only r-'j feet from the center
of the target at Tushino Airport,
on the outskirts of Moscow.
An estimated crowd of 20.
000 spectators looked on as 50
jumpers representing 10 coun
tries attempted to hit the bulls
eye from an altitude of 1.950
feet.
Leu is Sanborn of Fort Laud
erdale took second place as he
dropped just a little more than
eight feet from the center of the
target. Juri Pekhn. representing
the Soviet Union, came within
10' 2 feet cf the mark to take
third place in the opening event.
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Talent Exchange ! Temperatures Warm In Most of Nation
Program Approved
Moscow - UR' American
showman Billy Rose said todav
By UNITED PRESS mosllv fair across the nation ex-
Temceratures warmed slight- cept for some minor prccipiUl
y last night ahead of a disturb-j,.
which moved eastward ;
a nee
from the Northern Rockies while
tion areas.
the Soviet Ministry of Culture the mercury was 10 to 20 dc-
HAPPY TO BE ALIVE, TtJO survivors of An.irea Doria a-rive in New Vorfc -v-i-vd
French liner He ae F ranee alter dramatic rescue off Nantucket, Mass. (International)
has tentatively approved a 1 a 1-
ent exchange program between
Russia and the United States that
would involve about 500 enter
tainers and artists from each
: country.
Rose said lie has been nego
: tiating the exchange program
, with Soviet officials here the
past two weeks. He acted as a
private citizen, he said, but with
i both the knowledge of the U.S.
j State Department and an en
! riorsement by Rep. Francis E.
irees lower over the Middle and
North Atlantic Coast states.
Thunderstorms developed over
most ol the northern plains
ahead of the disturbance. Wide
spread showers, mean while, were
reported over the Northern and
Central Rockies where precipita
tion was reported generally un
der 1 : inch. Otherwise, it was
Waller D-Pa.1. chairman of the
House Un-American Activities
committee.
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