Monday. Juna II. 1951
On The Side
By E. V. DURLING
(Distributed by King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
Darlinr. I am no better than the
rest.
For I woulit chanie each hour.
like Ih-m
Were not bit heart at rest.
All that in woman Is ailnred
In vour deer arlf I find.
Why thH should I seek further
tore.
And atlll make love anew?
When change ltielf can give am
more
Til easy to be true!
SEDLIT
slow as molasses in January
even with picnic eating.
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SIX MEDFOHD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE
Thin department's campaign
No. 7865D is hereby resumed
and will be vigorously conduct
ed. This bitter battle calls for
rescuing chorus girls and floor
show beauties from unjustified
anonymity. In brief, it will de
mand identifying numbers for
these young women as used in
the sports field. All that will be
necessary to know the name of
the second girl from the end, or
the redhead in the middle, will
be to check on the program. This
will not only be of interest to
the customers but may aid In
smoothing the path to fame and
fortune of many a young wom
an, who might otherwise remain
comparatively unknown. That
Is, it may bring her fan mail
that will prove she is attractive
from a box office angle. Also it
will make things easier for tal
ent scouts. Not only that it
might even lead to a romance
with a prince or a millionaire
More of this brilliant idea anon
Maybe sooner.
Asking
Queries from clients. Q. Adolf
Hitler's birthday was April 20
What was his sign, Aries or Tau
rus? A. He was born in the
"cusp" of Aries and Taurus.
People born in the "cusp" share
the attributes and nature of the
preceding sign as well as the
one the sun is just entering. Or,
10 say the stargazers. Q. At what
age is cognac at its best? How
about bourbon? A. Cognac is at
Its best when 30 years old. Bour
bon when eight years old.
Passing By
Frank Roche. Distinguished
counsel of public relations. A na
tive of Sheepshead Bay, he is
one of the country's leading au
thorities on the preparation of
Coney Island clam chowder. He
is also an expert on hot music.
Among his favorite jazz tunes
are "The Sage Hen Strut,"
"Careless Love Blues." "Temp
tation Rag" and "Ain't Gone To
Give Nobody None of My Sweet
Jelly Roll." . . . Sue Carson. Su
perbly streamlined night club
entertainer. She is billed as "the
dynamic comedienne." Eva Tan
guay once used that same bill
ing. Eva was what might be
styled deliriously dynamic. Miss
Carson is dynamic in a dignified
way. Eva flamed. Sue smoulders.
Bachelors
A young man ot Manhattan
sayi he Is one of a group of
bachelors, all in their middle
twenties, who have vowed not
to marry for at least six years.
They are, for the time being,
misogamists. As you know, a
misogamist is one who admires
and enjoys the company of wom
en but is opposed to marriage.
He should not be confused with
a misogynist who is a woman
hater. Anyway, this young fel
low has a problem. He has be
come acquainted with a brown
eyed, red-haired young woman
with a "whistle figure" and a
number of attractive attributes.
He wants our Horses and Wom
en experts to advise him how
he can avoid succumbing to this
girl'j charms to the point of
marrying her and thus breaking
his vow. Our experts frankly
say he asks the impossible. They
say extensive research has re
vealed that when a brown-eyed,
red-haired woman has made up
her mind to marry him. a young
fellow can't help himself. That
no technique has yet been de
vised to save a bachelor in such
a position from matrimony.
Therefore, our experts advise
this bachelor to sing "I sur
render. Dear." ana bow his head
to the yoke. He can't win.
As It Was
Around 1910, when your
grandma was a whistle girl, so
called "dancing on a dime" was
much indulged in. Some of the
most popular dances of 1910 and
thereabouts were "The Bunny
Hug." "The Come-to-Me-Tom-my"
and "The Hug-Me-Close '
Call this to the attention of you'
grandma if she starts to tall
about the wildness of the pres
ent day dances and tries to tel.
you that in her day the waltz
was the favorite.
Court Records
DISTRICT COIRT
Clifford Laroarr Peart, overload.
$121.
Kenneth E. Keith, overload. $2ft.
Mareiiente W 1 1 I m a Haubenaaek.
failure to dim liehts. $10.
Lorraine Helen Nye. followirur too
clo.e. $1Y
Keith Harold Ryder, violation of ba
sic rule. $15
Joerh Elmer Cloee. paMiri. with
out sufficient clearance. $10.
Walter Irvine. Hopper, inadequate
muffler. SIS.
Donald Edwin Fossen. overheisht.
SIS.
Gerald Dean Close, overload. $185.
Rofier Farl V.'slch, violation of basic
rule Slim
Ern-e Wartin Warren. 32. reckless
dm ins. $50.
CIRCIIT C'OI'RT
Mary Ann Snelly vs. James Robert
Shelly, divorce complaint.
Lillian L. Lindahl vs. Leslie A. Lin
dahl. divorce complaint.
Hare! Lamp vm. Lloyd TjT"P divorce I
complaint.
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