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1 1 Pressure
12 Intently
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16 Moke
17 To
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19 Easily
20 Property
21 Sure
22 Set
23 You
24 You
25 And
26 Show
27 Your
28 Money
29 On
30 THosa
31 Others
32 Edoe
33 Excellent
34 Minor
35 Uncover
36 Your
37 R.d
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40 Those
41 From
42 Ot
43 Decisions
44 For
45 Loss
46 Heolth
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43 Toboy
49 Chorocter
50 Changes
51 And
52 Trc.rt
53 Bring
54 You've
55 Release
56 Is
57 Those
58 The
59 Point
60 Fine
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62 Pocketbook
63 For
64 Difficulties
65 Happiness
66 Something
67 Devotion
63 Fun
69 Ot
70 Brush
71 Ot
72 You're
73 Desired
74 Entertainment
75 Support
76 Hammer
77 That're
78 Eeen
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RADIO PROGRAMS-TUESDAY
Programs listed below are received from the radio stations and the Mail
Tribune assufggs no responsibility ixecpt to make such changes as are supplied
K.Y.IC 1239 kc
KMED 1440 kc
K W IN
4:00 Children. Hour
4:15 Club 1230
4:30 Guest Star
4:45 Club 1230 & Weather
" 5 X)0 Edward R. Murrow
5:15 Bill Stem'
5 30 Dinner Music
5:45 Frank Goss
Turn Back Clock'
Turn Back The Clock
KMED Present
3 Star Xtra
Fulton Uevtis Jr
Hemingway News
Here's The Answer
Sam Hayes
Regional News
Hotel For Pets
Lone Ranger"
Lone Ranger
Bob & Ray
Bob & Ray
Bob Greene News
Bill Brundige Sports
6:00 John W. Vandercook
8:15 Lowell Thomas"
6:30 Amos & Andy
6:45 Amos & Andy
7 :00 Suspense
7:15 Suspense
7:30 Safety Pay
7:45 Safety Pays
Sports Reports
Chamber of Commerce
Man On The Go
Music & News
Gabriel Heater
Local News
Virgil Pinkley
Sam Hays"
Chet Huntley
Fibber & Molly
Dragnet
Dragnet
8:00 Chas. Collingwood"
8:15 Tennessee Ernie-
830 Fred Robbins Show
8 :45 Bing Crosby
Morgan Beatty
One Man's Family
People Are Funny
People Are Funny
Treasury Agent
Treasury Agent
Broadway Cop,;
Broadway Cop "
Record Session
Record Session
Enchanted Hour
Enchanted Hour
8:00 CBS Newscast
9:15 Fred Robbins Show
9:30 Bishop Fulton Sheen"
9:45 Bishop Fulton Shegn
10:00 Sports Roundup
10:15 Music to Remember
10:30 Music to Remember
I0:45 Music to Remember
11:00 Music to Remember
1 1 :15 Music to Remember
1130 Music to Remember
11:45 Music & News
12:00 Sign Off
Radio Theatre
Radio Theatre
Radio Theatre
Radio Theatre
Fulton Lewis Jr."
News"
Jack's Private Line
Jack's Private Line
Richfield Reporter
Boston Pops
Boston Pops
Boston Pops
KWIN Karavan
KWIN Karavan
KWIN Karavan
KWIN Karavan
News & Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan
Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan
Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan
Nightwatchman & News KWIN Karavan
Sign Off
Music Till Morn.fAU Niti
RADIO PROGRAMS-WEDNESDAY
6 00 News of America
6:15 Yawn Patrol
6:30 Home Appliance Joe
6:45 -Home Applia nee Joe
" 7:00 Coffee Concert
7:15 Martin Agronsky
7:30 Tom MacLeod-Sports
7 :45 Harry Babbitt"
KMED Korral
KMED Korral
Down To Earth
First News
Wakeup Ranch
Wakeup Ranch
Trtn nf ThA TVTnrninff
Top of The Morning
Larro Roundup
Weather & Local Beat
Mufo Pnmmentarv
Weather & 7:50 News
Hemingway News
Breakfast Gang
Regional News
Best Buys
WnrlH Votoq RnnnriUD
Kashbox. Swap & Sell
Songs & M. Visit
Singing Americans
Q-nn TTrnnlr fins':
8:15 Breakfast Club
8:30 Breakfast Club
Rrpakfast Club
g:00 TedMalone Friendship Circle
9:15 Cote Glee Club Friendship Circle
9-30 Helen Trent" Manhattan Melodies
9:45 Weisfield's Mike & Newt Mid-Morning News
10:00 Whispering Streets" Second Chance
10 :15 Relay Quiz Sec. Chance & News'
j0-3fj Howard Miller Show Strike It Rich
10:45 Trading Post Strike It Rich
11:00 Music Box
11:15 Music Box
1 1 :30 Nora Drake
1 1 :45 Nora Drake
rMiff Tnrrlp. TVjpwS
Green. News
Bible Institute
Bible Institute
Tniun Tnnirs
Capitol Commentary
Voice of Deliverance
Voice of Deliverance
Newspaper Of The Air
Telo-Test
Ringo Bingo
Rmgo Bingo
News Story-Time
News fatory-nme-Queen
For A Day
Queen For A Day
Phrase That Pays
McBride Dr. Peale
Fibber & Molly
Pnnlinr Frederick
;2nn Paul Harvev Lunchtime News & WX NoontimeiNews
12 Re'cord Rack Lunchtime Markets Western Roundup Time
liaoZKoeue VaUev Reporters Lunchtime Features Western Roundup Tim.
jtw" "her & keepers Mystery & KashboxlternJiom?dupJim
-VirnTv Right To Happiness Western Roundup Time
e.n. t-iiio Western Roundup nme
Widder Brown Western Roundup Time
PeDDer Young Country Style u.b.A.
1:15 Arthur Godfrey
1:30 Arthur Godfrey
1 :45 Arthur Godfrey
- 2 00 Arthur Godfrey
2.15 Arthur Godfrey
2:30 Ruth Ashton"
2 ;45 Musical Mixmaster
Woman In My House
Claude Rains
Patty & Friends
Westside Party
Letter To Lee Graham
Letter To Lee Graham
America's Front Door
America's Front Door
a -no HouseDarty
3 .15 Housepariy
3:30 Concertime
3 :45 Concertime
Westside Party
Westside Party
Westside Party
Westside Party
Music
Melody Manor
Behind The Story
Tcllo Test
4:00 The Childrens Hour
4:15 Club liJu
4 -30 Marine Melody Time
4 -45 Club 1230 & Weather
Turn Back The Clock
Turn Back The Clock
KMED Presents
Three Star X-tra
Fulton Lewis Jr.
Hemingway News
Heir's The Answer
Sam Hays News
inn Friward R. Murrow
5:15 Bill Stern
5:30 Dinner Music
5 :45 t ratiK ooss- -
6:00 John W. Vandercook
6:15 Lowell Thomas
6:30 Amos & Andy"
6:45 Amos ec Anay
Tat,inrm TVTor Ftnh & RaV
Hotel For Pets Bob & Ray
w T-i . Hnh firopnl. TCpWS
Lone Ranger-Col. Coon Bill Brundige Sports
KMED Sports Daily
Washington tteport
Man On The Go
Music.News
Gabriel Heater
Local News
Virgil Pinkley
Sam Haves'
7 00 Musical Interlude Chet Huntley
715 PabstBlueRibbonFights'Fibber & Molly
7-30 PabstBlueRibbonFights Music Hall Varieties
7 SabsmueRibbonFights'Music Hall Varieties
87do Chas Collingwood" Morgan Beatty
8:15 Tennessee Ernie" One Man's Family
8 30 Fred Robbins Show College Quiz Bowl
8:45 Bing Crosby College Quiz aowi-
Gang Buster
Gang Buster"
Public Prosecutor
Public Prosecutor
Record Session
Rpnnrrl Session
Family Theatre
Family Theatre
915 f B I in Peace & War Groucho Marx Fulton Lewis Jr."
9 .30 Religion in AmerXife Truth Or Consequences Jack's Private Line
aNowsmakers" Truth Or Consequences Jack s Private Line
10:00 Sports Roundup
10:15 Music to Remember
10:30 Music to Remember
10:45 Music to Remember
1 1 :oo Music to Remember
11:15 Music to Remember
1 1 :30 Music to Remember
11:45 Music & News
KWIN Karavan
KWIN Karavan
KWIN Karavan
KWIN Karavan
Rir-hfipld Reporter
Music To Dream By
Night Serenade.
Nieht Serenade
News Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan
Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan
Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan
Nignttt'atcnman oc icv.
12:00 Sign Off
ABC
Sign Off
'CBS
NBC
Music Till Mqrn.( All Niti
MBS
KBOY 730 KC
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A.M.-5:45PSign on. Music throughout day except for blowing programs:
10-p.M5lf-12:lfaKloY: ranch: "iSm'- 1230 (Sunday only) KBOY rach
6:30 Sign off. .
TV PROGRAMS - KBES (Channel 5)
TUESDAY
3 :30 Matinee
4 :45 Love of Life
5 00 Uncle Bill Show
5:30 Armchair Theater
6:30 Boston Blackie
7:00 S64.000 Question
7:30 Mv Favorite Husband
7:30 Phil Silvers Show
8:30 Medfard High Football
9 K)0 Librace .
9 :30 Let's Kick It Around:
10:00 Famous Playhouse
10 30 Highway Patrol
1 1 :00 News
11:05 Sign Off
New Storing Method
Keeps Apples Longer
Madison, Wis. U.PJ A Uni
versity of JVisconsin horticul
turist, Malcolm Dana, has de
veloped a method for storing
some apple varieties so that after
a year they look fresh from the
orchard. -
Dana keot three varieties of
applls marketable for nearly 12
months bv lining storage baskets
with a plastic film called poly-
ethylefje. The apples were kept
that wav four to eight months
after the others stored without
the plastic liners had become
worthless-for the market.
Plastic liners slowed down
storage ripening in tests with
Golden Delicious and Secor
WEDNESDAY
12:00 High Noon
1 :00 Music Hall
1:15 Secret Storm
1 30 World of Mr. Sweeny
1:45 Val Rogue
2:00 Pinky Lee
2:30 Howdy Doody
3 :00 Feminine Fancies
3 :30 Matinee
4 :45 Love of Life
5:00 Uncle Bill Show
5:30 Andy's Gang
6:00 Our Heritage
6:15 Dance Time
6 30 Hopalong Cassidy
7:00 20th Century Fox Show
8 :00 Disne viand
9 flo Follow That Man
9:30 Science Fiction
10 :00 Weather
10:05 The Big Fight
1 1 :05 News
11:10 Sign Off
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M.D.
Readers should address inquiries to:
Dr. William Brady
263 El Camino, Beverly Hills, Caltf.
Si -s.-V
So You Can't Chin Yourself?
Michigan reader, telling how
her parents lived toothe age of
VI and 99 without any teeth or
dentures, mentioned that her fa
ther could chin himself more
times than any of his teen age:
grandsons could.
Oh, come, now, isn't thai go
ing a little too far? These grand
sons, I take it, were or are Amer
icans. Surely, Ma'am, you can't
expect young Americans to chin
themselves, run a mile, turn
handsprings and flips and all
that there stuff?
The sort of thing just isn't
done by the namby-pamby youth
of today. 0
In tests of physican strength
of boys from 6 to 16 years of age
less than a tenth "of the European
boys failed to pass, while half
of the American boys failed.
"We've found so few boys can
chin now that we've discon
tinued the test," said the direc
tor of physical education and
athletics at one American uni
versity. The professor of physical
G
varieties. Good results also came
with Golden Russet.
But the plastic liners were not
good for all varieties, Dana said
Sanderson apples developed
slight mold on the skin. Liners
resulted in complete scald on
Cortlands stored for five months.
while Mcintosh apples showed
no benefit.
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As We Live
By ELIZABETH HURLOCK, PH.D.
Bring False Accusations 1
Into The Open Immediately
The sooner accusations are
brought into the open, the bet
ter for all concerned.
(Q) "I have been accused by
my sister-in-law of saying terri
ble things about my husband's
fPH family prior to
I am entirely
i n n o cent of
these charges
and feel very
badly that my
m o 1 h e r in
now deceased,
and the rest of
the family be
lieved these
statements without even chal
lenging the person relating them
or asking me about them. I
could disprove these lies but I
do not want to start a family rift
for my husband's sake. He be
lieves in my innocence and is
willing to bring everything out
into the open once and for all
Should I seek out the person re
sponsible for these siories, or
just let the matter die? My hus
band's family have been nice to
me but there was always a dis
tinct coolness that I said noth
ing about thinking it was only
my imagination." P.L.
(A) The sooner you bring this
matter out into the open and
clear it up, the better it will be
for all concerned, especially for
you. knowing the basis for your
inlaws' "distinct coolness" to
ward you, you will always be
selfconscious and have feelings
of guilt when you are with them.
Furthermore, your husband
will naturally resent his family's
attitude toward you, since he be
lieves you are innocent. This will,
in time, result in the family rift
your are anxious to avoid. In
addition, it is unfair to you to
allow people to continue to treat
you cooly when you are the in
nocent victim of someone else's
lies.
Invite Then To Home
The best way to handle this
matter is to invite your in-laws
to your home some evening or
Sunday for a family dinner. Be
pleasant and gracious, make
them feel at home, and prepare
good dinner for them. Then,
after dinner, bring up the mat
ter and ask them point-blank
who was responsible for telling
them what you had said about
them. Only when you know the
culprit will you be able to con
vince them of your innocence.
(COPYRIGHT 1955,
GENERAL FEATURES CORP.)
education at another said "They
still have leg muscles, but
muscles in the shoulder girdle
and in the arms have almost dis-
flnnparori '
Isn't it about time to squelch
for good and all andeior the
good of all, instead of the few,
the evil of "varsity" football in
our high schools? Everr if foot
ball "training" is beneficial for
boys who escape injuries, the
benefit is restricted to the few
at the expense of the many. That
is to say, not the dimes and dol
lars the student body is virtually
forced to cough up for football
equipment, but the cutting of
classes and the neglect of proper
high school activities in order to
pamper andP glorify the prima
donnas of football.
It is painfully obvious, from
the fact that so many boys can't
chinthemselves nowadays, that
physical education in America is
a costly farce.
No wonder the experts are
worried about what is going to
happen to America in the com
ing Olympic games.
This shameful fact is some
thing f ot every American to pon
der: Nearly four and a third mil
lions of men from 18 to 25 yeansJ
old were given pre-inductioni
physical examinations in tne
syen years from 1948 to 1955.
More than half of them, 2,248,
000, were rejected on physical
and mental grounds.
No, I'm afraid I can't chin
myself now. I mean I'm afraid
to try. Afraid the attempt might
aggravate the pain in the neck
I've had since I last did my
morning rolls3 three o four
weeks 3ago. Whatever slight in
jury I sustained seems to be
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Axilrod Lawyers' 0
Make Final Plea
c'
Minneapolis, Minn. (U.R)
Dr. A. Arnold Axilrod's lawyers
today made their final plea to
the jury which is trying him on
charges of strangling a beauti
ful young patient jn his dental
chair.
The' fate of the 50-year- old-,
dentist was expected to be placed
in the jury's hands after the
final defense arguments and
District Judge Leslie Anderson's
Instructions.
Anderson said he would offer
the jury six choices verdicts
of guilty of first or second de
gree murder, guilty of first or
second degree manslaughter, in
nocent, or innocent by reason cf
insanty.
A key point in the jury's de
liberations will be whether the
victim, Mrs. Elizabeth Mary
Moonen, 21, was a "young andr
beautiful mother," as pictured
by the prosecution, or a woman
of easy virtue who died after
lovemaking with another man.
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To add insult to injury,
Juan Peron has been de
moted from a general to a
PFC in the Argentine Re
serve Corps.
What's more the i quar
termaster corps has asked
him to turn in his black
denim trousers and his
motorcycle boots.
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a Faith .
fofive by
Worship with fhem this week
When you worship with the
children every week, they see
you ... the biggest, smartest,
most important people in their
world, asking God for help,
thanking Him for blessings.
Soon it becomes clear . . .
here they can always find the
strength they need, always find
the happiness they want.
Published as a public service in eo
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nearly healed and I don't want
anything to interfere with re
sumption of my regular six rolls
before breakfast, in the next
week.
When I was a boy on Chapel
Street in Canandaigua we felt
sorry for a kid who couldn't
chin himself, turn handsprings,
cartwheels and airsprings
("somersaults," as the quaint Dr.
N. Webster calls 'em). I fwonder
who's turning them now if
Chanel Street kids are not too
bjisy watching television and
studying the comics.
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Nicotinic Acid
Physician giving my husband nic
otinic acid for weak heart. Every
time my husband takes it his skin
turns very red and he complains of
his heart pounding. He takes a tablet
licounic acia a
coaltar product? (Mrs. B. M.)
Is it true that nicotinic acid is de
rived from the tobacco leSf? (A.C.W.)
Please tell us what nicotinic acid
is and what rt is used for. (H. H.)
Answer Nicotinic acid, new better
known as niacin, is one of the vita
mins in the B-complex. and so it
grows, as thiamin does, in such foods
as wheat, peas, beans, oats, corn,
potato, milk. IX. is the vitamin of
chief importance for the prevention
and cure of pellagra. Aside from the
temporary discomfort, ras described
by Mrs. E. M., from a rull dose, it is
not injurious in any way. It is not
derived from tobacco. The disagree-
after each meal.
MRS. ELIZABETH
GREEN, Seattle, says:
"St Joseph Aspirin For
Children is so conven
ient No need to break
tablfets. My children
like the orange flavor.1
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ACROSS
1 Simian
4 Bone
6 Constellation
11 Utterance of
grief
13 Roamed
15 Symbol for
tellurium
16 Apportioning
18 Initials of 26th
President
19 Prefix: down
21 Pintail duck
22 Poker stake
24 City in India
26 Writes
28 Guido's high
note
29 Dispatches
31 Heavenly body
33 Printer's
measure
84 Japanese
(Pi.)
PUZZLE
Answer to Yesterday's Puzzle
coin
36 Petitions
38 Postscript
(abbr.)
40 Coarse hominy
42 Metric measure
45 The wallaba
47 Fuel
49 Girl's name
50 Cushions
52 Region
64 A state (abbr.)
55 French
conjunction
56 Widely
circulated
59 Conjunction
61 Reputation
63 Sounded horn
65 Took one's part
66 Exclamation
67 Exist
DOWN
1 Likely
2 Token of
good will
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5 Brand
6 Sets facing the
East
7 Hastened
8 Girl's name
9 King of
Bashan
10 Irritate
12 Cyprinoid fish
14 Fantasy
17 Dregs
20 Sea eagles
23 Compass point
24 Conjunction
25 Fruit drink
(Pi.)
27 Man's name
30 Break suddenly
32 Check
35 Bespattered
37 Cease
3? Special article
39 Freshets
41 Young salmon
43 Rubber on
pencil
44 Sun god
46 Paid notice
48 Molars
51 Run swiftly
53-M3x of Celebes
67 Southwestern
Indian
68 Preposition
60 Poem
62 Jumbled type
64 Symbol for
tantalum
7XS 15-YEAROLD-BACHEtOfi?-
We 1 1 - here's the story -
Sad le Haiukins uias the
daughter of early Dogpatch
settler; Hekzeblah Hauikins.She
uias the homeliest gal In the HI Is.
PAPPY.7-AH IS PATIENCE,
30Y'ARSOLE, if CHILE.'f-D'LL
TODAY. HOW S BE.G1TTIN'A
COME AH HAINfT ) OFFER, ANY X
MARRIED UP? A DAY NOW S
. no pougr.rry
Fifteen years later-
PAPPV.'.'-AH HAIN'T
GOT A OFFER,yETJ3'
YO' GOTTA GIT ME A
HUSBIN,ORY3LLHAVE
ME ON YORE HANDS
FO TH' REST O YORE
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