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Back Stairs: Gettysburg Address Common
By MERRIMAN SMITH
United Press While House Writer
; Washington (U.R) Back
stairs at the White House:
. Current gag around town:
President Eisenhower and Abra
ham Lincoln have at least one
thing in common a Gettys
burg address.
' Bright spot in the long-spring
banquet season for the President
undoubtedly was the news pho
tographers dinner last Saturday
night. Seldom has the President
laughed more heartily than he
did at Ray Bolger's version of
the Army sad sack.
Sort of a shame that Mr. Ei
senhower's remarks at the end
6f the photographers' dinner
were off-the-record. Probably
his most humorous and sprightly
wordage this year.
The President recently wrote
music modernist Duke Elling
ton, thanking him for an invita
tion to the Newport, R. I., jazz
festival next July.
The Duke inquires: "You
don't think he'd really come?"
Not in July, Duke. Congress
usually is at its busiest then, and
the President sticks close to
home base.
Evidence of continuing public
interest in White House efforts
to get rid of squirrels:
; Numerous telephone calls to
fhe press room, asking about the
Lest bait to load box traps.
, Man in Bethesda, Md., says
he used the system of trapping
the squirrels and releasing them
miles away and his property re
mained squirrel-free for nearly
two years.
: Another squirrel expert calls
in to report that the best remedy
is an alert dachshund. Such a
dog, says this expert, may not
run the squirrels off the prop
erty, but it will keep the little
rodents in the trees.
: Two government secretaries
who refused to give their names
indignantly telephoned- Murray
Snyder, the assistant press secre
tary at the White House. Said
they were nature lovers and de
manded to know why the White
House squirrels were being run
ff the premises.
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These two young ladies argued
the squirrels are fine tourist at
tractions. Snyder was non-com-mi
tal.
Reason behind the President's
tvice-a-week visits to Walter
Reed Army Medical Center to
learn a series of exercises that
should help the bursitis in the
right shoulder.
When the President goes to
Augusta next month, he would
like to get in a round of golf
with Ben Hogan if Ben checks
in for the annual Masters tour
nament. Officials at the Augusta Na
tional Golf Club regard Ben's
winning 72-hole score of 274 in
1953 as the best comparable
round in golf history. Hogan
still remains Mr. Eisenhower's
top golf idol.
Oil The Side By E. V. Durling
(Distributed by King Features Syndicate, Ine.)
What do women talk about
most? That is a much discussed
query. A fellow who is the only
man in an office in which over
a hundred women are employed
should be qualified to answer
the aforementioned query. He
says the favorite subject of con
versation among women is their
health. That the worse they
think theii health is the more
they enjoy talking about it.
Dogs
For twenty years the most
popular dog in Great Britain
was the long eared Cocker Span
iel. Now it is the French Minia
ture Poodle. Is frequently claim
ed the Miniature Poodle is strict
ly "a woman's dog." That might
me. Still. Sir Winston Churchill
has a Minitaure Poodle named
Rufus.
Great Horses
Present day owners and
trainers continue to whine and
whimper as to the weight assign
ed their allegedly "greaf'horses.
Even 134 pounds causes these
"sportsmen" to keep their
charges in the stable. Why, Sir,
Roseben, a truly great horse,
twice won the Manhattan Handi
cap at Belmont Park while
carrying 147 pounds!
Slargazers
Despite the innumerable as
persions cast upon the stargaz
ers many highly successful and
indisputably intelligent people
have a belief in astrology.
Among them are Mary Pickford
and Anita Loos. Both Mary and
Anita "Were clients of the late
Evangeline Adams, the most
successful of modern astrolo
gers. Mary Pickford never en
gaged in an enterprise or went
on a trip without first consult
ing her. Other clients of Evan
geline Adams were Joseph Jef
ferson, Lillian Russell, Mrs. Les
lie Carter and Ella Wheeler Wil
cox. Stormy Weather
Worst storm I ever went
through took place in Atlantic,
Iowa, when I was on a transcon
tinental auto trip. The thunder
and lightning kept going for ten
straight hours. Another bad
storm I hit while crossing the
country was in New Mexico.
That was a windstorm. The wind
was so strong I expected the
automobile to be turned over by
it any minute.
Strongest Blonde
Ask your wife what she thinks
of the figure of a woman having
the following measurements:
height, five feet eight; bust,
thirty-seven; waist, eighteen,
and hips, thirty-seven. Yes,
that's right, waist, eighteen
inches. Those are the measure
ments of the world's strongest
blonde, Joan Rhodes of England.
Joan can bend a six inch nail
with her fingers, tear up a thick
telephone book with ease, lift a
piano and toss a 220 pound man
across a room. The Junoesque
Joan is a good looker. She's not
married. She wants very much
to be a bride. However, the eli
gible bachelors seem afraid of
her.
Brides
An outstanding feature of the
matrimonial career of Charles
Chaplin is that all his wives
were teen-agers when he mar
ried them. Paulette Goddard,
the third Mrs. Chaplin, was the
oldest of the four brides. She
was 19. Mildred Harris and Lita
Grey were each 16. Oona
O'Neill was 18.
Almost Confidential
Jerome Kern in collaboration
with M. E. Rourke, once wrote
a song titled "Never Marry a
Girl With Cold, Cold Feet." . . .
Two of the world's greatest
dress designers were not born
in Paris but in Chicago. I refer
to Mainbocher and Charles
James, both native Chicagoans.
Dentists
Best time for an appointment
with a dentist in in the morn
ing. In the afternoon the old
boy's efficiency is usually be
low par. He is full of lunch and
the strain of standing up is be
ginning to get him down.
INSURANCE FOR COWS
Madison, Wis. (U.R) A bill
has been introduced in the Wis
consin Legislature to permit in
surance of cows against electrocution.
Court Records
POLICE COURT
Wallace S. Iverson. failure to atop
at stop sign. $5.
Mary Ellen White, violation of baaic
rule. $10.
Roy Clyde Price, violation of basic
rule $10.
Ray Lovell Mailler, wrong; way on
one way street, $10.
Virgil Nelson, violation of basic
rule. $10.
Lester Lee Griffin, failure to stop
at red light. $3.
Jeanne E. Hibbs. failure to atop at
stop sign, $5.
DISTRICT COURT
Floyd Scott, failure to operate mo
tor vehicle on proper side of highway,
$15 forfeited.
Robert G. Cameron, no mud guards,
$1 forfeited.
Chester V. Spencer, no PUC permit,
$15 forfeited.
Roy Ernest Wohlford, overheight
load. $15.
Russell Combe rt, permitting un
licensed minor to operate motor ve
hicle. $6.
Frank A. Hubbard, failure to dis
play two motor vehicle licenses,
court costs only.
CIRCUIT COURT
Ethel I. Walker vs. Raymond C.
Walker, divorce complaint.
(Sanation jf
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THAN EVER!
TODAY'S IMPROVED
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Child Safety Expert
Sets Conference Talk
Dr. Harry F. Dietrich, promi
nent Beverly Hills, Calif., pedi
atrician and child safety expert,
will be one of the major speak
ers at the Southern Oregon
Child Safety conference to be
held Friday on the campus of
Southern Oregon college.
Dr. Dietrich is senior attend
ing physician at the Los Angeles
Children's hos.tal and has ap
peared at the National Safety
Council congress in Chicago. He
is well known to many Oregon
ians for his presentation to the
last Governor's State Confer
ence on Children and Youth in
Salem.
Dr. Dietrich will speak dur
ing the day on "Teaching Chil
dren Fire Prevention," and at
an evening session on "Acci
dents Greatest Child Health
Hazard."
Worst Killer
Accidents kill more than 12,
000 children in the United
States each year more deaths
than the next six most common
causes of death added together.
Dr. Dierich has stated that
safety must be learned step by
step, and he will give to parents
and others working with chil
dren a constructive formulation
whereby they an provide chil
dren with armor against
crippling accidents.
Registration for the confer
ence is at 9 a.m. Friday. Dinner
at Susanne Homes hall on the
campus is scheduled for 6 p.m.
All other interested persons are
invited, according to the confer
ence committee, and those un
able to attend the all-day ses
sions may come for dinner and
Dr. Dietrich's talk.
Reports at the dinner meeting
will summarize the discussions
held during the day.
BOY SCOUTS
Cub Scout Pack 40
The monthly Pack meeting
was held Tuesday, March 22 at
the Central Point Grade school
at 7:30 p.m. Several skits were
presented following the theme
for the month, "Knights of
Yore." Mrs. Kelley's Den 5 gave
a comedy performance of "A
Connecticut Yankee," Mrs. Mc
Neel's Den 7 performed several
Knight Tournament games.
The Cubby Bear Trophy was
won by Mrs. McNeel's Den 7 for
the greatest attendance that eve
ning. Awards were presented by As
sistant Cubmaster Lloyd Dewey:
Wolf award badge to Randy Pin
ney, Bob Bruce, Larry Branch
and Larry Meyer; Bear gold and
silver arrows were given to Les
lie Dewey and John Harris; Lion
badge was received by Louis Al
varez and Jim Askwith; Wolf
gold and silver arrow was pre
sented to Charles Young and
Bob Sommerfield received his
Bob Cat pin.
It was announced that a Penny
Carnival will be held April 29
at 7:30 p.m. at the Central Point
Grade school gymnasium with
each den of Pack 40 taking part.
All members and the public are
welcome to attend the Cub Scout
Penny Carnival.
The meeting was closed by a
skit given by Mrs. Havemann's
Den 9 and all singing America.
HEARING RESUMES
Hillsboro (U.R) A public
hearing on a rate increase ap
plication by West Coast Tele
phone company resumed here
today.
DR. HARRY DIETRICH
To Speak on Child Safety
Lucy and Desi
Wish Players Well
Talent Rehearsals of the
three-act play, "I Love Lucy,"
to be presented by the Talent
High school April 5 and 6,
stopped dead recently when a
letter from Lucille Ball and Desi
Arnaz arrived.
The letter, addressed to Shar
on Kilburn, student director of
the stage adaptation of the tele
vision comedy, said: "Thank
you for your invitation to attend
the Talent school production of
'I Love Lucy.' Wish we could be
there. However, please extend
our best wishes to your teacher,
cast and crew for a most suc
cessful performance."
Starred in the title role is
Maudalene Marshall, with
George Zickefoose playing
Ricky. Other cast members are
Bonnie Leeper, Dale Walter (as
Fred and Ethel Mertz), Deanna
Snelson, Russell Lindner, Chris
tine Knudsen, Jack Barrett, Pris
cilla Welch, Stuart Webber, Ger
ald Bartol and Frank Tycksen.
Curtain time will -be 8 p.m.
both nights in the Talent High
school gymnasium.
Ringling Circus
Starts Annual Tour
Sarasota, Fla. (U.R) The
bellow of elephants, the roar of
lions and the cries of rousta
bouts trumpeted the circus into
a frenzy of action today as the
big top broke winter quarters
for its annual tour.
It happens every spring for
the Ringling Bros. Barnum and
Bailey show, but seldom peace
fully. One departure in recent years
was held up for hours by one
elephant who refused to board
the train despite the combined
efforts of a tractor and scores
of handlers. The ponderous pac
hyderm finally was nudged a
board by other elephants.
The "Greatest Show on Earth"
plays its first stand in New
York's Madison Square Gar
den March 30.
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