Mixed Up Man Changes
Tire on Wrong Auto
Portland." Me. (U.PJ Bob
Llewellyn pulled up alongside
Waldo Pray on a downtown
Street and asked "Whatcha
doing?-
"What do you think?" replied
Pray. "Changing a flat tire."
"It certainly doesn't look flat
to me," Llewellyn said.
Pray stepped back in an
Boyance. Then he did a double
lake. In returning to the scene after
laorrowing a jack, he had jacked
up the wrong car, an identical
ne parked In front of his own.
Bock Stairs: Ike's Black Angus Herd
music?" the Duke chuckled. "I
wrote it."
Thursday, March 10, 1955
MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE SEVEN
questions on state and federal
questions he has to answer' in
By MERRIMAN SMITH
United Press White House
Writer
Washington (U.PJ Back
stairs at the White House:
The small herd of Black An
gus beef cattle being started on
the Eisenhower farm' at Gettys
burg, Pa., actually had its be
ginnings years ago in Scotland.
The Black Angus breed was
imported to this country in
1873. According to the National
Geographic Society, a Scot cat
tleman would call his Angus
herd a collection of "doddies," a
term meaning hornless.
Eisenhower at the White House
correspondents' dinner last Sat
urday, had a chance to compare
notes on Army life with the
former five star general.
Hays mentioned that they had
served in the same Army, but
not on quite the same social
leveL Peter was a technical ser
geant, a fact he attributed wry
ly to "politics." Mr. Eisenhower
got a big laugh out of this crack.
addition to the barn will hold
Mr. Eisenhower probably
would like to know that in the
1954 fishing contest of Field &
Stream Magazine, one of the
winners was Robert L. Rieck
who caught a 12-round rainbow
trout in the South Platte River,
Colo.
The best the President has
even been able to do in the
South Platte has been about 15
ounces, but it should be pointed
out that he normally fishes in
a leg of the South Platte so
small that a 12-pound rainbow
would have difficulty navigat
ing the shallow spots.
Will-Makers Advised Not
To Leave $100,000
four cars, once the carpenters
and painters get their gear out
of the way.
Methuen, Mass. (U.PJ A
lawyer who has practiced his
profession for 50 years offers
some advice to prospective will
makers. M
"Never die and leave $100,
000 it causes too much work,"
said former Special Justice Al
bion G. Peirce.
The 74-year-old barrister pro
duced 20 typewritten pages of
connection with a" $10
0,000 es-
tate he is probating.
The President is not taking
chances about spring being
around the corner. He still has
heavy snow shelters over the
two massive boxwoods flanking
the front door of the house.
Duke Ellington, the noted
pianist and another entertainer
at the banquet last Saturday for
the President, arrived at the
show rehearsal with no music.
Some of the rehearsal personnel
seemed surprised.
"What do I need with the
Again At
Decorator notes
Eisenhower house
burg:
from the
at Gettys-
ing and as he entered, a large
choir broke- into the stirring
strains of the "Battle Hymn Of
The Republic." Mr. Eisenhower
confessed later,- "I almost went
out to look for a recruiting
office."
The Toy 'House
28 South Bartlett St. -
They're not having Venetian
blinds, but white windowshades
on rollers.
The new garage built as an
Peter Lind Hayes, the come
dian who entertained for Mr.
The President went to a Ma
sonic breakfast the other morn-
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