Eight medford (Oregon) mail tribune
Monday, August 181932
RAD 10 PROGRAMS MON DA Y
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KTJC 1230 kc . KMED 1440 Ice
4:00 Fun Factory Doctor's Wife
4:13 World Flight Reporter Doctor Malone
4:3 Big Jon & Sparkle Brighter Day
- 4:45 Big Jon & Sparkle Lorenzo Jones
5:00 Sports Parade 5 O'clock Headlines "
5:15 Elmer Davis What's Doing , ' 7
5-3!-Drive-in Quiz . Voice of Firestone
S:45-FootUght Favorites Voice of Firestone
' 6 00 Lone Hanger Sports Beview
615 Lone Hanger KMED Commentary
6:30Henry J. Taylor Cisco Kid .
6:45 Stewart Craig Cisco Kid . ' -
7 00 Chicago Signatures Communist For FBI
' '-" 7:15 Chicago Signatures Communist For FBI
-7:30 Time for Defense News and Music
7:45 Time "for Defense H. V, Kaltenborn
8:00 Paul Whiteman One Man's Family
8:15 Paul Whiteman News of the World
8:30 "On the Town" Railroad Hour ,
8:45 "On the Town' Railroad Hour
9:00 ABC Late News Telephone Hour
9:15 Safeway Program Telephone Hour
9:30 Charles Antell Theatre Music Theatre
9:45 Town House Orchestra Reserved For You ' "
10:00 Fine Arts Quartet Richfield Reporter " - '
10:15 Fine Arts Quartet Heidelberg Harmonalres
10:30 Musical Moods 4-H Fair Review '
10:45 Musical Moods Music and News - '
11:00 Platter Party Wallington At Ciro's
11:15 Platter Party Wallington At Ciro's
: J 1:30 Platter Party Wallington At Ciro's
: ;, -11:45 Platter Party Ciro's and News '
12.-00 Sign Off Sign Off
RADIO PROGRAMS TUESDAY
6:00 Yawn Patrol Monkey Shine
' t 6:15 Yawn Patrol Monkey Shines
6:30 Bob Garred Serenade In Blue
.' 6:45 Concert. Sports. News Barnes News
7:00 Martin Agronsky Rural Party Line
7:15 Breakfast Club Sons of Pioneers
7:30 Breakfast Club Clockwatcher
7:45 Breakfast Club Dr. Gallup & News
8:00 Visit With Iona 2-4000
8:15 Chet Huntley Dr. Crane
8:30 Haven of Rest Music of Manhattan
8:45 Haven of Rest Date in Hollywood
9:00 Jack Berch Show Friendship Circle
9:15 Big Y Helay Quiz Friendship Circle & Hollywood News
9:30 My True Story .Neighbor Lady
? 9:45 My True Story Mid-Morning News
10:00 Whispering Streets Music Theatre
10:15 Break the Bank Inside Bob and Ray
10:30 Break the Bank . Strike It Rich
10:45 Paul Harvey Strike It Rich
11:00 Welcome Wagon Double or Nothing
11:15 Trading Post Double or Nothing
11:30 Lucky U Ranch Swap & Sell '
11:45 Lucky U Ranch One Night Stand
12:00 Weather Report News & Weather
12:15 Noon News and Market! Road of Life
12:30 "Scramble Gamble-' Pepper Young
12:45 Your County Agent Right to Happiness
1:00 Bill Ring Show Backstage Wife
1:15 Ted Malone Stella Dallas
1:30 Lone Journey Young Widder Brown
1:45 When a Girl Marries Woman In My House
2:00 Tennessee Ernie Just Plain Bill ..
2:15 Tennessee Ernie Front Page Farrel
2:30 Cal Tinney Show Life Can Be Beautiful
2:45 Cal Tinney Show News
3:00 Happens Every Day Welcome Travelers
3:15 Junior Edition Welcome Travelers
3:30 Mary M. McBride Dr. Paul
3:45 Mary M. McBride Dial Dave Garroway
4:00 Fun Factory Doctor's Wife
4:15 Song Hits Doctor Malone
4:30 Big Jon & Sparkle Brighter Day
4:45 Big Jon & Sparkie Lorenzo Jones
. 5:00 Sports Parade 5 O'clock Headlines
5:15 Elmer Davis What Are You Doing
5:30 Drive-in Quiz Home Extension Program
5:45 Footlight Favorites Elmer Peterson
6:00 Silver Eagle Sports Review
6:15 Silver Eagle KMED Commentary
6:30 Mayor of Times Square Truth or Consequences
8:45 Mayor of Times Square Truth or Consequences
7:00 Lawrence Welk Service Band Concert
7:15 Lawrence Welk Service Band Concert
7:30 "On the Town" News and Dangerous Assignment
7:45 "On the Town" Dangerous Assignment
8:00 Town Meeting One Man's Family
8:13 Town Meeting News of the World
8:30 Ralph Norman Scarlet Pippernel
8:45 Erwin D. Canham Scarlet Pippernel
9:00 Happens Every Day Meet Your Match
9:15 Stewart Craig Meet Your Match
9:30 Sports Report B. Craig. Confidential Investigator
9:45 Town House Orch. B. Craig. Confidential Investigator
10:00 Report to the People Richfield Reporter
10:15 Remember Organaires
10:30 Musical Moods 4-H Fair Review
10:45 Musical Moods Music and News
11 oo Platter Party Wallington at Ciro's
1115 Platter Party Wallington at Ciro's
11:30 Platter Party Wallington at Ciro's
11:45 Platter Party Ciro's and News
12:00 Stgn Off SlgnOff
ABC NBC '
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Noggin, Piggin and Treen . . .
They are not names from a
story for children Dut each is a
particle of speech that was in
general use when the American
industrial economy was based
mainly on. wood.
"Treen" in its earliest use was
a plural for "tree." Later the
word was applied to wooden
ware generally. "Noggin," a
small wood mug, was a common
item of the treen trade of 150
years ago. So was the "piggin,"
a baby bucket that had a stave
sticking up to serve as a dipping
handle.
The noggin and the piggin
were prime tools in family life
when Abraham Lincoln was a
boy and water was commonly
carried by hand to house from
spring, creek or well. They were
also prized as measures in the
sale of whisky when it retailed
at a penny a snort and at 25 cents
per gallon jug with, the con
sumer providing his own jug.
Whisky not only came cheap
but American blood ran hot in
those days. Duels were fought,
and these very often, with nog
gins or piggins for weapons. The
piggin preceded the bungstarter
as an instrument for enforcing
peace in the common saloon, his
tory records.
Hewers and WhiJtlers ...
Whittling boys of Colonial
times grew up into carpenters
who were kings of labor all over
the Colonies. Others . became
shipwrights. Sons of this breed
came to Boston in due course,
to build the Constitution of
white oak from New Jersey and
white pine from Maine. Around
20 years' ago new masts were
cut for the old flagship, then and
now a floating museum, in a Col
umbia river sawmilL They were
Douglas fir. The mainmast tim
ber was 36"x36" and 112 feet
long. The main yard timber was
a 90-footer.
There still were men who had
the know-how to work up and fit
out such a job. At last report the
Constitution remains a Navy
showpiece. What is needed is a
complete national museum to
show off the sycamore wheels,
millwheel cogs of dogwood, but
ternufrcoacb panels, cypress and
cedar water pipe, harrow teeth,
whip handles, wood grist mills,
printing presses, looms, wood
and brass clocks by Rittenhouse
Terry and Seth Thomas, early
woodworking machines such as
the Blanchard lathe, along with
the multitude of American hand
tools for hewing and whittling
wood into usable shapes.
Century of Progress ...
What set me to brooding on
these things is a copy of the Na
tional Lumber Manufacturers as
sociation "News." I have it right
here.
It says in the NLMA News
that the American Society of
Civil Engineers is to celebrate
its 100th - birthday in Chicago
during the days of SeptSmber
3-13. Part of it will be five ses
sions given to a century of pro
gress in engineering with wood.
One of the 21 lecture subjects
on the program is "History of
the Woodworking Industry," to
be presented by Fred E. Wang
aard, Professor of Forestry, Yale
university. I'm writing for a copy
of the lecture. Then I'll tell you
more about it.
It is my hope that Professor
Wangaard will see fit to advo
cate the establishment of a na
tional wood engineering and
woodworking historical museum
in Chicago, with branches in the
principal lumberjng regions of
the country. With the big hope
goes a little one that the pro
ject will serve to collect and save
surviving examples of early Am
erican noggins, piggins and otff
er treen.
Your Health and Its Care
By DR. WILLIAM BRADY, M.D.
Readers should address inquiries te: William Brady,
265 El Camine, Beverly Hills, Cal.
TO TEACH MORE PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE
Dr. Brady
Dear Dr., Brady:
I was so glad to find your
column in yesterday's News-
Dispatch and
learn-that
you are still
alive, as for
several
months I
have had 'a
strong f e e 1
mg that you
ftad passed on
and others
were using
your name...
That's the pernicious effect of
the impropaganda carried on by
near - doctors, queer - doctors,
charlatans, trick specialist? and
others who wish I were ou,!: of
this world and sometimes assure
their gullible customers that I
have , been under the sod these
many years. Indeed, a statement
to that effect appeared in the
editorial columns of a news
paper in northern Minnesota.
Come, come, fellows, don't rush
me. When my time comes I'll
turn up my toes and whoever
takes over my column will use
his or her own name, not mine.
Moreover, please don't put me
under the sod. I prefer more
sanitary disposal.
... I have been an ardent
Brady fan for so long that I
can hardly tell the year I be
gan reading your column. The
clipping inclosed is one of
many I saved . . . attended
your lecture with my mother
who lived to the age of 98 by
your advice . . .
Yes, I advise everybody to live
at least that long, but seldom
does anybody take my advice
seriously until he or she sudden
ly realizes he or she has begun
to degenerate, to die.
. .-. . I am 84 and still going,
thanks to your fine teachings.
. . . several times I have show
ed your column to my doctor
to convince him you were
right and he was wrong. The
last time I did so he did not
like it and gave me a prescrip
tion for and on hav
ing it filled I learned it was
just what you had often
recommended . . .
Dear me, I do wish you would
not needle the doctor like that.
Most of the good doctors would
like to kick me into the middle
of next week just for their peace
and comfort in everyday prac
tice. But when you send me in
to pitch against your doctor like
that it is just too much to en
dure. Please let me make my
own enemies.
. T . At any rate I can assure
anybody who may not believe
there is or was a Dr. William
Brady that there is or was, for
I saw him and heard him
speak
Even without the use of mirrors,
just with moving pictures, you
might see and hear the old
quack and still not be sure you
saw and heard him in person,
you know. And assuming you
saw and heard him in person in
1938 you can hardly assure any
body he is still grinding out the
old hokum.
. . '. hope you live many more
years and continue to teach
people how to live. My daugh
ter, granddaughter and her
three babies ...
I'm doing my best, Ma'am, by
MOO-O-OS
and MUSINGS
We reported for work
in the orchard yesterday
and promptly resigned
after falling 42 feet right
on our pear shaped head.
It was our own fault,
we suppose, but why
didn't someone tell us it
was only a sixteen foot
ladder?
Little Daisy
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lf You DID NOT or CANNOT Finish
HIGH SCHOOL
You Can Study at Home in Spare Time and Earn a High School Diploma
PREPARE NOW for College er Learn a Trade
OUR GRADUATES HAVE ENTERED OVER 500 COLLEGES
AMERICAN SCHOOL
1744 Broadway, Room 206
Dept. Med,
Name
Address...
City
8-18
Oakland 12, Calif.
.. Age.
Apt
State..
ROUND ONE ENDS HAPPILY
Coldwater, Mich. (U.R) Mrs.
Minnie Green charged John
Arch, 60, with assault and bat
tery. Arch spent the week end in
jail. When they appeared before
tne justice of peace, Mrs. Green
said they had settled their trou
bles out of court. They had been
married. '
fiery, Smarting Itch
of Common Skin Rashes
Don't stand such torment another hour I
Just smooth Resinol Ointment on your
irritated akin at once. See how qnickiy
its medically proven ingredients in lan
olin bring blissful, tong-Usting relief. -
1230
for the
finest
in radio
entertainment
sports and
news . . .
YOUR MAIL TRIBUNE
CCYJC
not taking life, myself or any
one else too seriously.
QUESTIONS A ANSWERS
It Isn't Truth Serum
Is truth serum available in pill form
to the public? I'd like to know just
what to buy, to get the truth from an
individual. (Mrs. K. M.)
Answer No. What was called "twi
light sleep" and "truth serum" is not
serum, but a combination of mor
phine and scopolamine. Except maybe
in a novel or magazine story you
can't get the truth from any one
with these drugs.
Shrewd Diagnosis
From the dismal, mud-spattered De
cember day you hung your shingle in
forming the Penn Yan public. In gold
letters on a black board no larger
than the panel cf a circus wagon, that
your services were available to any
one with two bits in his jeans YOU
HAVEN'T LEARNED A DARN THING
. . . ( . O.D. and ( , O.D.)
Answer Probably a hundred thous
and physicians and as many dentists,
not to mention 'thousands of optome
trists, are in accord with you, fellows.
But I maintain T have learned one ,
thingr namely, that I. can't sav anv- I
uung ai au witnout. irking one or
another group of doctors, near-doctors
or queer doctors. So I don't 'give
a . I say what I believe the much
exploited layman ought to know, and
do, I don't care which group of ex
ploiters may be irked.
Inked Sandwiches
Sandwiches I eat for Inch some
times have black stuff on them (print
er's ink from the paper). Is there any
thing harmful in this? (D. C.)
Answer No, but why not wash
your hands before you unwrap or
handle food and use wax paper to
wrap sandwiches?
Protected 1952 by John F. Dille Co.
NO NUMBER TROUBLE
Spencer, W. Va. (U.R) F. T.
Trout's poor memory for num
bers gave him a rough time until
he managed to line up a house,
post office box and station wag
on license plate all with the
same number, "549."
CROSSWORD PUZZLE
Answer to Saturday's Puzzls
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4 Experimental
room (coHoq )
T Lyric poem
12 Exist
13 Finnish
seaport
14 Man's name
15 Border
16 Fondling
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(colloq.)
20 Chairs
21 Rubber
bottomed footwear
23 Comfort
27 Inlet
28 Japanese coin
30 Brightest star
31 Baby's bed
34 Jumped
36 Grain
ST Urge on
39 Mohammedan
name
40 Is In debt
42 Reinstates
46 River In
England
43 Nobleman
49 Regular action
&3 Chinese
pagoda
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54 B
55 Collection
of facts
56 Superlative
ending
57 Figure of
speech
53 Permit
59 River In Wales
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(alibr.)
17 Artist's stand
19 Declared
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24 Pronounced
with a full
breathing
25 Petition
26 Goal
29 Trim
31 Cry of dovs
32 Uncooked
33 Long-legged
bird
35-Century plant
38 Cordial
41 Strip of
leather
43 Rock
44 Obliterate
45 Writing table
47 Death rattle
49 Worthless
leaving
50 Through
51 The self
52 Burmese
demon
C. B. DeMilles Observe
Fiftieth Anniversary
Hollywood (U.R) Veteran
Film Producer Cecil B. DeMille
and his wife Constance, celebrat
ed their 50th wedding anniver
sary Saturday with a dinner par
ty at their home, attended by
their four children, 11 grand
children and a few close friends.
The producer and Mrs. De
Mille, the former Constance
Adams of Orange, N.J., were
married in 1902 while he was
appearing in a road show dra
matic company.
After 50 years of marriage,
DeMille calls his graceful wife
his "finest adviser and greatest
inspiration."
NO HEART AT ALL
Jacksonville, Fla. (U.R)
Another, candidate for the city's
meanest man is the thief who
slipped into the Jacksonville
Blood Bank, Inc , and took $648
in cash and $7,399 in checks
from an unlocked safe.
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