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D I lore yon? Ask the flower
If (he lores the vernal shower.
Or the kisses of the sun, -Or
the dew, when day Is done.
As she answers "yes" or "no,"
Darling! lake my answer so.
John Godfrey Saxa
A milwaukee bachelor Is su
; tag a young woman of that city
for $7,000 for breach of promise.
He sayi she promised to marry
him and then gave him the
brushoff. Keep this in mind,
young woman. If you are going
to take advantage of leap year
and pop the question to some
bachelor, be certain you mean
to go through with it. You might
be successfully sued for breach
of promise. Then, if you didn't
have the money to pay the judg
ment, your mink coat might be
attached.
That Campaign
"Regarding your Bitter Cam
paign No. 745554D, against wom
en using first names intended
for men," writes a feminine sub-
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scriber of flint Mich T sug
gest you direct more of your
activity against parents who
give male children names usual
ly bestowed on females. I per
sonally know men named Shir
ley, Evelyn, Ruby, Ethel and
Clare. In Atlanta, Ga there is
a married couple whose first
names are Clare and CeciL The
husband's name is Clare, the
wife's name is CeciL You can
imagine what confusion that sit
uation causes." -Speedy
Oldster
How old is your grandfather?
Is he in his seventies? How fast
can he run 100 yards? T. R.
Togna, a 78 year old grandfather
of London, can do the 100 yard
dash in fifteen seconds. Mr.
Togna attributes his sprightli-
ness, speed and stamina to some
exercises ne does every morn
ing in the bathtub. Just what
these exercises are I cannot say.
but I will try to find out When
in my old age I am living on my
racing system, I will need a lit
tle speed for an occasional run
to the mutuel window to avoid
being shut out.
Please Note
Fat women are usually firm
believers in the claim that a
girl's best friend is her mother.
Plump wives are constantly vis
iting or entertaining their moth
ers and seeking advice from
them. A fat woman who loves
her husband more than she
does her mother is a rarity. How
ever, fat women do not complain
to others about their husbands
as much as do the slender wives.
They keep their domestic trou
bles to themselves. So states i
student of the characteristics of
plump females.
Dardenella
The inspiration for the title
of that million dollar song hit.
"Dardanella," was a vaudeville
actress of the same name. A
member of the act of Jimmy
Lucas and Dardanella. What was
Dardanella's real name? What
became of her. What did she get
out of the song, if anything?
Among the Married
A literary celebrity of the yes
teryear accepted a proposal of
marriage with the stipulation
that when the man became her
husband he should propose to
her annually. If she answered
in the affirmative the marriage
was to continue for another year.
If she said ' No. divorce was
desired. She said "yes for five
years, but on the sixth said
"No". More proof that the sixth
year is the most difficult year
to get by in marriage. It is said
if you pass the sixth year your
chances of making the silver
wedding anniversary are very
good. Idea of the annual pro
posal was, of course, to keep the
husband on his toes. That could
work both ways. How about the
husband proposing in regular
years and the wife proposing on
leap year. That could also keep
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the wife concerned as to whether
her option would be taken up.
Asides '
It was Arnold Bennett who
aid: "Being a husband is a
whole-time Job. That is why so
many husbands fail. They can
not give their entire attention
to it" . . . Only one fourth of
the divorcees in the United
States are collecting alimony. If
you have an ex-wife to whom
you are paying alimony, you
might call her attention to this
statistical information so she
will know how fortunate she is.
Film Cowboys
The only stars of western
films who were real cowboys
before they entered pictures,
were Art Acord and Hoot Gib
son. None of the many other
horse opera luminaries ever
earned his living as a cowboy.
That's what a Hollywood old
timer claims. He does not except
Tom Mix. Says Tom was never
a cowboy. That he started his
riding career with the "One
Hundred and One Ranch Wild
West Show." Acord and Gibson
were rounding up wild horses
in Nevada in 1910 when they
heard that money could be made
in Hollywood doubling for west
ern film actors who couldn't
handle bucking broncos. They
went to Hollywood and both
subsequently became film stars.
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Pattern R9003: half-sizes 14V4,
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Size 18li takes 4i yards 35-
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This easy-to-use pattern gives
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Sew Chart shows you every
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News of4-H
O CLUBS
Roxy Ana Club
The Roxy Ann 4-H club held
a diner recently at the. Roxy
Ann Grange halL The dinner
was put on by members to raise
money for their treasury.
There was a program after
dinner in which the members
participated, and later the floor
was cleared and those who want
ed too could dance.
Carl Ellis,
reporter.
Southwest Medford Club
On April 4 R. H. Cate visited
the Southwest Medford 4-H club
meeting held at the home of Mrs.
R. A. Mann.
A demonstration on sheep was
given by Stephen Smith and
Donald Mann.
Following the demonstration
a talk was given by Mr. Cate on
Mail Tribune, Pattern Dept., P.
O. Box 6740, Chicago 80, 111.
Print plainly your NAME, AD
DRESS, SIZE and STYLE NUMBER.
COLLECTS ALL AROUND
Lincolon, Neb. ftJ.FD A 30-year-old
Lincoln woman, di
vorced four times and planning
a fifth trip to the aitar, appar
ently is a keen student of the
law. She had three children,
each by a different husband, and
filed charges for their failure to
the advantages of 4-H club work.
Reporter, Donald Mann.
support the children. Under Ne
braska law, a stepfather la lia
ble for the support fostep-chil-dren.
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