On The Side Byt.v.Durna
(DratribstW by Ktofl Kararar Satfsta. ImJ
(he was not mmda cat of kls fcesS,
Te rSle aa to gpver tte
or wu (ha made out of his I eat,
air.
By man to be trampled nrxra.
Bui the did coma forth front U
aide, sir, . .
Bis equal and partner
And now they are eoopledtogetMT.
She oft proves the top ofjietr-
II wu Hannah Cowley who
nidi "What is woman? Only ens
of nature's agreeable blunders,")
The reason the price of a
package of chewing gum has re
mained at 5 cents is because one
of the leading manufacturers of
this product was determined to
keep his product geared to the
currency. He wanted it possible
for it to be purchased with one
coin, and not two as would have
been the case had the price been
raised to 6 cents. So, when this
manufacturer kept the price at
a nickel, his competitors followed
suit. By the way, have you ever
noticed the great number of for
tunes that have been made with
products priced at 5 and 10
cents? Give that a thought,
young fellow, when considering
going into business for yourself.
Brain Teaser
Ever hear of Robert D. Towne?
He was the originator of the
greatest brain teaser in the his
tory of the U. S. A. That is the
How old is Ann?" problem. Mr.
Towne recently passed on in
Ambler. Pa., at the age of 86.
The problem referred to first
appeared in the "Tip of Tongue"
column in the old New York
Press. It is as follows: "Mary is
24 years old. She is twice at old
as Ann was when she was as old
as Ann is now. How old is Ann
now?" Your grandpappy was
probably a bit baffled by this
problem. How about you? How
quickly can you solve it?
Asking
Queries from clients. Q. So
you have a reader in Pysht,
Wash. But have you one in
Punkeydoodles Corner, Ontario,
Can.? Or Crazy Woman Creek,
Wyo.? How about Damifino,
Mo.? A. As far as I know have
no readers in the places you
mention. However, I have read
ers in Smackover, Ark., Peculiar,
Mo., and What Cheer, la. So I am
not doing so badly for a young
fellow.
Get It Right
The remark "What this coun
try needs is a good 3 cent
cigar" is constantly credited to
Thomas R. Marshall. That Mr.
Marshall did make this remark
while presiding over the United
States Senate there is no doubt.
However, it was not original
with him. He was quoting that
great Hoosier humorist, Kin
Hubbard. I know this quip is
credited to Marshall in many
books of quotations occupying
space on the shelves of our pub
lic libraries. But my story still
is, that Kin Hubbard said it first.
Passing Br
Katharine Cornell. Current
holder of title of "First Lady of
the Theater." Katharine has been
married to Guthrie McClintic for
thirty years. Mr. McClintic
popped the important question
while dining with Miss Cornell
on the roof of the Pennsylvania
hotel (now the Statler) in Man
hattan. Katherine is fond of re
calling the band was playing
"Whispering" at the time. . . .
Babe" Herman. Erstwhile ma
jor leaguer. He holds the record
for the highest batting average
ever achieved by a member of
the Brooklyn Dodgers. One sea
son he hit for a percentage of
393. However, that achievement
is rarely remembered, though
the fact that "Babe" and two
other Dodgers tried to occupy the
same base at the same time is
never forgotten.
Horses and Women
How often does your wife
change her hair-do? Mary Austin
once observed: "When a woman
ceases to alter the fashion of her
hair, you guess that she has
passed the crisis of her experi
ence." In other words if a woman
doesn't show intense interest in
her hair style it is an indication
the rocking-chair is about to get
her. '
UnHappy Birthday
All thoroughbreds have a
birthday on January 1. Though
a thoroughbred may only be six
months of age at that time he
becomes a 2-year-old and eligi
ble to race. Thoroughbreds in
this country start racing at such
an earlyage it is a wonder more
of them are not bowlegged. At
one time the thoroughbred birth
day was May 1. There has been
an effort made to revive that
practice. Winter track tycoons
oppose it. The SPCA should take
a hand in this matter. Racing
horses so young as those compet
ing in 2 year old events at winter
tracks, is not far removed from
being cruelty to animals.
New T Roundfable
Group Slates Forum
Ashland The Southern Ore
gon Roundtable, newly organ
ized YMCA group at Southern
Oregon college, will hold its
first forum meeting at 7:30 p. m.
tomorrow at Susanne Homes
hall, according to Ann Barker,
Klamath Falls, secretary.
Topic of discussion will be
"Moral and Spiritual Standards
of the United States." Dick Mace,
Jamestown, N. Y., will act as
moderator for a four-man panel
Presenting the liberal point of
view will be Connie Inskeep,
Medford, and Durward Boyles,
Roseburg, while conservative ar
guments will be offered by Lar
ry Johnson, Maline, and Gloria
Robinette, San Jose.
Miss Barker said attendance
will be open to the entire stu
dent body.
Two Tacoma Tots
Accident Victims
Tacoma (U.R) Tacoma's 19S2
traffic death toll stood at four
Monday after two small girls
were killed when struck by sep
arate automobiles Saturday.
Donna Keating, 2, .died two
hours after being struck at a
crosswalk by a car driven by
Peter Cutshall of Olympia. Four
hours later, Donnis Loducer, also
2, darted into the street and was
injured fatally when hit by a
car driven by Mack Reed of Ta
coma.
Both drivers were absolved of
any blame.
Use Mail Tribune Want Ada
SKILLED
MANAGEMENT
FOR YOUR
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. account at The First National
- Bank oilers the group judg
ment and supervision of ex
perienced investment special
ists. The securities in First
National Investment Man
agement Accounts are con
tinually under the watchful
eyes of men skilled in all
phases of Investment Man
agement, t You are invited to make
an appointment to discuss
Investment Management at
your convenience with an
officer of our Trust Depart
ment. Your appointment may
be arranged through any
First National banking office.
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Open 10 to 5 tadodlnf totwOa,
6 Morrison Branch HH B.k
Member Federal Depotit lenrence Corpofettea
Portland Transit Advisory Member Opposes Secrecy
Portland U-fO One mem
ber of the Citizens Advisory
committee, scheduled to meet
Monday to study Portland's pub-
Bus Strike Conferees
Far From Settlement
San Francisco U.PJ Negotia
tions in the 22-day-old Pacific
Greyhound bus strike were re
cessed Monday in an angry at
mosphere of union charges that
the company is "not interested"
in a settlement.
A series of week-end confer
ences broke up Sunday with al
most no progress being made to
end the dispute. Federal concilia
tor Omar Hoskins said the next
meeting will take place on or be
fore April 2.
The strike began March 2
when the company rejected un
ion demands for a five-day week
and other benefits. The walkout
forced 100,000 persons who
daily use Pacific Greyhound tc
find other means of transporta
tion in seven western states.
lie transit problem, submitted
her resignation Sunday.
Mrs. Nellie Margaret Craw
ford said she would not attend
the meeting.
Opposes Secrecy
In a letter of resignation ad
dressed to committee chairman
Harry C. Kendall, Mrs. Crawford
wrote, "as the populace Is vitally
concerned in the deliberations of
this committee, I do not like se
crecy, and, Mr. Kendall, your
decision to exclude the press re
porters from further meetings
was not put to a vote of the com
mittee, but merely decided on
by you and your friends. I will
not be a party to any se
crecy ..."
Deal Said Cut and Dried
Mrs. Crawford, who was ap
pointed by Mayor Dorothy Mc-
ACCIDENT FATAL
Bend, Ore. (U.R) Robert
George Oleaches, 19-year-old
Burns, Ore., youth, was fatally
injured late Saturday night and
five of his companions were
slightly hurt when his car failed
to negotiate a curve near Hamp
ton, 40 miles east of Bend.
European Women Said
Ahead of Americans
In Lover Department
London (U.R) Dr. E. J. Ding
wall says American women are
unsatisfactory lovers. And that
"snap of the fingers" to publish
ers who won't publish his book
because they disagree with him
The British anthropologist has
been studying American woman
hood for several decades. He
blames her "dominance" for a
lot of things, including an ui
surge in neuroses among Amer
ican men.
It's all described in an "explo
sive" manuscript: "The Amer
ican Woman: Some Aspects of
her Sex Life in an Industrial
Civilization."
European Woman Happier
"European women have hap
pier sex lives," said the septua
genarian scientist. "I've said it
before and I say it again. About
the only thing American wom
anhood has got from her alleged
emancipation is enough money
to visit psychiatrists at will. Eu
ropean women have no need of
psychiatrists."
Dingwall put the results of
his research, including case his
tories obtained personally and
studies of what American worn
en read, do and buy, into what
he intended to be a serious
technical work.
Research Denounced
"The truth must be unpalat
able," he said. "I got letters back
from publishers' offices, obvious
ly written by women, denounc
ing my research and conclusions
in almost hysterical terms. It's
not my fault if American wom
en have brought themselves to
this pass. I am merely a scientific
reporter."
Yielding to the pleas of his
agent, however, Dingwall is re
writing the book into a more
popular vein but without alter
ing his firm conclusions.
These are:
That American woman achiev
ed "premature" equality in the
days of the Pilgrims because she
had to be a full partner in the
rigors of those first years in
the harsh new world.
That this equality, once
achieved, gradually progressed
to "dominance" and as a result,
the United States is a "matri
archy."
Apparent to Anyone
That this conclusion is indis
putable on any logical ground
and is apparent to anyone who
reads American periodicals or
who visits the U. S.
That American women have
carried this domination Into the
bedroom, leaving behind a trail
of unhappiness, broken homes
and complexes.
"It is not woman's role to
dominate the male physically,'
Dingwall said. "Nature assigned
her the role of the eager servant
not the intolerant master
which one finds so often in the
United States.
European Women Understand
European women, whatever
their relationship to their men
folk at other times, understand
this instinctively,
He said it might give Amer
ican women pause if they con
sidered why so many American
soldiers marry overseas and so
few soldiers of other countries
d.o
"Whatever I do to the book,'
he said, "it will still be the truth
about American woman
Cullough Lee to serve on the li
me mber committee, declared
that negotiations over Portland
Traction company wages, rates
and operating policies are a cut
and dried deal."
Employees of the traction com
pany are scheduled to walk off
their jobs April 1 unless an
agreement can be negotiated be
fore then.
LEGAL NOTICES
EXECUTOR'S KOTICB XO
CREDITORS
NOT1 CK IS HEREBY GIVEN that
the undenicned haa been appointed
by the Circuit Court of Jackson Coun
ty. Oregon, executor of the estate of
E. A. Hildreth, also known as Ethan
Allan Hildreth. deceased. All persons
bavins claims against said estate are
hereby notified to present the same
duly verified to said executor in the
office of Cue Newbury in the United
axaiea national Bank Building. Med
ford. Oregon, within six months from
the date of this notice. Dated March
24. 1932.
E. Ross Hildreth. executor
of the estate of E. A. Hildreth.
also known as Ethan Allan
Hildreth. deceased.
Gus Newbury
Attorney for Executor.
SUMMONS
No. 52-17Z-E
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT Of THE
STATE OF OREGON. FOR JACK
SON COUNTY
PITT P. PENNEY. Plaintiff.
FERN VAUGHAN. Individually,
and doing business as the Arm
strong Lumber Company, and JOHN
DOE VAUGHAN. her husband, and
KEN SCHMIDKE and JANE DOE
SCHMIDKE. his wife. Defendants.
TO EACH. EVERY AND ALL OF THE
ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS:
IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF
OREGON. You are each hereby re
quired to appear and answer the com
plaint filed against you in the above
enUtled suit on or before the last day
of four weeks from the date of the
first publicaUon of this summons, and
if you fail to so appear and answer
said complaint, for want thereof,
plaintiff will take decree against you
tor the relief demanded in said com
plaint, succinctly stated aa follows:
That plaintiff recover Judgment
against Fern Vaughan, Individually,
and doing1 business as the Armstrong
Lumber Company, for the sum of
S8.000.00 together with interest there
on at the rate of six per cent per
annum from August 13. 1931. until
paid: for the sum of S300.00 attorney's
fees and plaintiff's costs and disburse
ments: mat plaintiff s lien under con
tract of sale of real property as ven
dor be decreed a first, prior and
specific lien on the following de
scribed real property in Jackson
County. Oregon, to-wit:
Commencing at a point in the
East line of the County Road,
which Is South. 3733.7 feet and
West 287 8 feet from the Quarter
Section corner of Sections 15 and
23. Township 36 South. Range 4
West of the Willamette Meridian.
Jackson County. Oregon; thence
Southeast along the East line of
aaid County Road, 784.8 feet;
thence Weat 277.7 feet, more or
less, to a point in the East right
of way line of the Southern Pa
cific Railroad: thence North 30
13' West. 892.4 feet along aaid
East right of way line: thence
East 618 9 feet more or less, to
the point of beginning;
and that aaid lien be strictly fore
closed for the satisfaction of said
lien: that said defendants and each of
them and all persons claiming by.
through or under them be forever
barred and foreclosed of any right
title, claim, interest or equity of re
demption in and to aaid described
real property or any portion thereof,
and for such other and further relief
as to the Court shall seem Just and
equitable.
The date of the order for publica
tion of this summons is March 22.
1932: the time prescribed for publica
tion o this summons is once each
week for four successive weexs.
date of the first publication of this
summons is Marcn z. in.
EDWARD C. KELLY
Attorney for Plaintiff
22 Goldy Building
Medford. Oregon
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
GOATS' MILK. Ph. 3-1408 evenings.
FOR SALE Turkey fertilizer. 3 ml. N.
Central Pt.. Hwy. 99. W. H. Penineer
FURN. cottage $30. Suitable for one.
Dei Rio Trailer Court Nona 89.
Monday. March 24. XS32
MEDrORD (OREGON) MAIL TRTBTJlfE JfTfTB
FOR SALE Male cocker pops S10 ea-
no papers, see at rimiew Ave., jast
house on left or phone 3-1394.
FOR RENT Neat small furn. bouse.
Adults only, no dnnxers or cogs.
Phone 2-S388.
WANTED Refined woman for baby
sitting and nght nouseworK. Small
family. Board and room with pri
vate bath. Wages. Good permanent
home for right person. Tribune
Box 7229.
ONE registered Berkshire brood sow.
due to farrow aooui April in. iwo
registered gilts, one registered boar.
Fine stock for 4-H dubwork. Also
3 feeder pigs. Phone 3-2753.
1941 2-tone Chev. Clb. Coupe. Recently
overhauled; accessories. 2388 How
ard avenue.
1948 FORD 4-door deluxe. RAH. STBS.
Or equity for older car urcnara
Apts. No. 4. Phoenix, after 3:00 p.m.
WANTED 2-bdrm. house or larger
to rent reasonable. Phone 3-1643
Monday. Wednesday. Friday or Sat
HOUSEKEEPER and care of children.
Room board and wages. Call 2-6332
after 7 p.m.
2-ROOM furnished cabins $23 month.
Rt 1. Box 270. Central Foint monn
Old Stage road.
NICE clean furnished cabin, 2 rooms
and bath, utilities furnished. S43.
3 blocks south of blinker lights.
Central Point
FOR SALE Electric stove, wood
range refrigerator, electric sewing
machine, comb, radio: boat and
trailer with Martin 60 motor. Phone
3-1371. '
WANTED Hay or straw. Ph. 2-2210
FOR SALE Sofa bed and club chair,
daveno. roll-away beds, kitchen
snack bar. Phone 3-3135;
3-ROOM newly decorated furn. apt.
328 N. Central. Ph. Chet Leonard,
3-1029.
Approximately 3000 ft No. 4 sheath
ing fir. $100. Phone 2-9321.
FOR REN T Redecorated 2-bdrm.
house on acre with outbuildings.
Phone 2-8940.
KIWANIAN DAMES announce spring
fashion revue. Rogue Valley Coun
try Club. April 4th. 12:30 luncheon
$2.25 per person. Call 2-5965 for
reservation after March 24th.
2 13 ACRES, irrigation.-7-rm. house.
Garden tractor and work shop.
$3875. Phone Eagle Point 1410.
FIR FLOORING for aale. C&B $165
per M. Redwood siding. V-rustie or
beveled. $80 and up per M. Free
delivery.
NORTON'S LUMBER CO.
Phoenix, Oregon. Phone 3-2888
FOR RENT 2-bdrm. house in Phoenix
NORTON'S LUMBER CO.
RUMMAGE SALE American Legion
Auxiliary. March 26th, 1 p. m. to 5
p. m.. March 27th, 9 a. m. to 5 p. m.
309 E. 8th street between BarUett
and Riverside.
FOR SALE Fertilizers and recleaned
grains, ammonia sulphate, super
phosphate, recleaned barley and
wheat Jackson County Feed Co..
Court and McAndrews.
ST. MARY'S School Benefit Auction.
Sat, Mar. 29th. from 2 to 37 'til
sold at St Mary' gym. Holly &
11th.
FREE CHICKS
10 Parmenter Red cockerels free
with purchase of 80 lbs. Fishers
chick starter mash, Monday after
noon and Tuesday.
ECONOMY LUMBER & FEED & CO.
2810 Crater Lake Highway
WANTED New or good used articles
for St Mary's school auction Sat.
Mar. 29th at St. Mary's gym, cor
ner 11th & Holly. CaU 12137,
Z-HBZ4. Z-Z48B.
PEAT MOSS now available at Sam
son's. We have just unloaded a
carload of Peat Moss containing full
sized bales, half bales, and small
packages. Phone 2-3293 now for
your requirements.
F. E. SAMSON CO, Inc.
WE FIX EM while you sleep
HAWKINS all night GARAGE
S16 S Riverside Ph 3-1534
WE GIVE GREEN STAMPS
AUCTION
1153 North Central
Monday and Friday. 7:00 P.M.
Consignments always welcome. We
do appreciate your business.
"A Square Deal Or No Deal"
Phone 3-2939 For Details
BUILDERS BARGAINS
PLASTERBOARD 4x8x'i .03
4x8x1, .03 ',i
4x8xi .08
Bargains for the Builder.
BUILDERS SERVICE
3802 Crater Lake Hwy.
Medford. Ore. Ph. 2-8378
YELLOW ONION SETS. 2 lbs. for J9c.
OAKDALE MARKET
FOR RENT Fum. apt. Electrically
equipped. Water and garbage paid.
$55. Phone 2-4374.
NONE BETTER than our home made
ice cream. $1.50 per gallon. 4 quarts
at gallon price. Delicious date milk
shakes. 35c. Stop in for tasty re
freshments. Open every night until
11 p-m.
Dalrie Delite
44 So. First Central Point
SMUDGE OIL FOR SALE In small
quantities or carload lota at Sam
son's. Arrange now for your Smudge
Oil requirements. Phone 2-329S.
FOR SALE John Deere Model B
tractor, $850; and a VAC Case. $750.
HUBBARD-WRAY CO.. INC.
25 S. Riverside Medford. Ore.
GLADIOLUS BULBS MIXED
COLORS, 3 doc for $1.
OAKDALE MARKET
FERTILIZER for Lawn and Garden.
The proper use of a balanced fer
tiizer pays big dividends in in
creased production. Let the F. E.
Samson Co. supply you with your
needs.
YELLOW ONION SETS. 2 lbs. for 39c.
OAKDALE MARKET
GLADIOLUS BULBS MIXED
COLORS. 3 doz. for $1.
OAKDALE MARKET
ENGLISH DAISIES
EXCELLENT BORDER PLANTS '
$1 Box
OAKDALE MARKET
ORDER EARLY Select Green Fir
Slabs. MEDFORD FUEL. Tel. 2-2111.
ENGLISH DAISIES
EXCELLENT BORDER PLANTS
SI Box
OAKDALE MARKET
REUB NELSON'S Motor Service will
go anywhere any time. Ph. 3-3200.
LOST White, black and brown male
hound, named Bugle. Ph. Cent. Pt
484 collect Liberal reward.
FOR SALE
Surfaced 4x4 redwood posts
Shiplap 12 in. boards & dimension
Low priced.
R. O. STEPHENSON CO.
Court at McAndrews. Ph. 2-6000
COMMERCIAL SPRAYING of all
kinds. Phone 2-5376. Withrow.
DONT LOSE
Precious Spray Time!
' We Have Used, Reconditioned
Robinson
SPRAY RIGS
At Prices You Can Afford
PHONE 2-7126 Days
or Phone 3-1924 Eves.
TITll IMtUIANCI'TIUiTtlitQyi
When You Buy
Real Estate
Buy security! The property you buy is yours
only as long as you can prove you own title
to tie land. The best way to be certain no one
can rob you of your investment is to get Title
and Trust Company title insurance your
guarantee against possible loss -because of a
faulty title. .'
Night and day..."T and 7" fffe Insurance
profeefs yevr ownership
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CAPITAL, tUIMUt AND R1SEIVIS OYII $1,790,000
See Your Home Owned
JACKSON COUNTY TITLE
Cr ABSTRACT CO.
Representing Title & Trust Company
121 E. Sixth Phone 2-6402
TITLE INSURANCE ABSTRACTS ESCROWS
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Many businessmen have made comments like this: "The way I figure it out, thi integration you big companies are
attacked for i$ just a matter of doing more than one part of a job. So whafs wrong about that? If 8 the way 1 operate, too!"
In answering this question let's consider first what the word means. "Integration" means simply carrying a job
through several steps. Integration can't make a good company bad. It's a method any business may use as it competes
for your patronage, increasing its efficiency of operation and benefiting you by keeping prices down. Let's look at the simi
larity between our method of operation and that of another integrated fuel-producer whose system is centuries old:
A woodcutter goes into a forest and fella
trees. Standard drills into the ground and
brings op oil. If the woodcutter sells the logs
then and there . . . and if Standard tells the
crude oil at the well... there ' no integration.
Each performs only one part of the job.
No w if the woodcutter takes the next step and
cuts the logs into fireplace size, he has become an
integrated business. Like him, Standard works to
turn the product into the forms you use. We refine
our crude oil into gasoline, lubricants, fuel oQ, and
other products. So we're integrated, too.
Whoa th woodcutter hauls this firewood
b extends bis integration. He's now in the
transportation business . . . aa is Standard
when oar tankers and pipelines transport oil
from well to refinery, and we move refined
products to areas where they'll be used.
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And if the woodcutter finally sells the firewood
to yon, his operation is fully integrated. Ours is, too,
when we sell you rusl oO ... or when we sell gasoline
through Company-owned service stations. So is in
tegration wrong? Not at alL And we make beat use
of it to bring you better products at low coet.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY OF CALIFORNIA
plsss shssd to strut ytu betttr