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False though the be to tnf and
love,
Ml ne'er pursue revenge:
For still the rharmer 1 approve
Thotich 1 deplore her change.
In hours of bliss we oft have met,
Thev could not always last;
And though the present I regret,
I'm grateful for the past.
Congreve.
That great sportsman and reg
ular fellow, Charlie Howard of
San Francisco, who recently
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passed on, was a good friend of
mine. As he owned such out
standing thoroughbreds as Sea
biscuit and Noor, naturally much
has been said about his interest
in horses. I have seen no refer
ence to his interest in dogs. Char
lie Howard was one of the great
est lovers of dogs I have ever
known. He never had less than
six dogs all the time I knew him
and these pets always had the
run of the house. Charlie didn't
favor any particular breed of
dog. He had all kinds. Last time
I was at his house his three
favorites were a dalmatian, a
scottie and a dachshund.
Patting By
Jimmy Stewart. Elongated
cinema luminary. His wife, who
thinks he is too thin, has ordered
Jimmy to put on 10 pounds. I
don't know what kind of diet he
will follow to gain weight. How
ever, I do know that some years
ago when Mr. Stewart was sim
ilarly underweight his doctor
suggested he consume eight ice
cream sodas a day in addition to
his regular meals.
Hone &8c Women
Have you a wife around 35
years of age? Is she the mother
of two children? How does her
figure compare with that of 12
years ago? Dorothy Lamour, in
an interview with London news
papermen, said: "I am 35 years
old and have two children, but
my measurements are the same
as they were 12 years ago." Miss
Lamour's measurements are:
Weight, 120 pounds; height, 5
feet 5 inches; bust, 37 inches;
waist, 24 inches; hips, 37 inches.
Sleep
The average man spends .one
third of his life in bed. John
Healey of Beverly, Mass., came
to the conclusion this was a
waste of time. That life is too
short to spend one-third of it
sleeping. So he decided to sleep
only three hours out of 24. Mr.
Healey reached that decision 31
years ago. He has followed it re
ligiously. He hasn't been to bed
in 31 years. He sleeps in a rock
ing chair. He is 82 years old. He
smokes 10 cigars a day and is
still active in business.
Asking
Queries from clients. Q.
What woman has the most beau
tiful legs in the world? A.
Your query covers too much ter
ritory for me. However, I will
say that 'Colette Marchand, the
French ballerina, has the most
beautiful legs I have seen so
far. Marlene Dietrich is just not
in it with Mile. Marchand when
it comes to limb contour.
Mule 8c Men
Do you know any bachelorette
who has reached the desperate
stage in her search for a hus
band? How desperate Is she?
Does she know the easiest place
in the world to get a husband is
Alaska? Of the 22,000 adult
males in Alaska, 11,000 are
bachelors. The great majority
are not bachelors by choice. It's
just that women are unusually
scarce. Practically all the females
in Alaska over 15 years of age
are married. Incidentally, it is
claimed more whisky is con
sumed in Alaska than in any oth
er area under the United States
flag. Most of it is consumed by
the aforementioned bachelors.
Their loneliness has driven them
to drink.
Sidelights
Am asked who is the better
golfer, Bing Crosby or Bob Hope?
Bing is just a little better than
Bob. His handicap is three, Bob's
is five. ... It has been stated by
her physician that Princess Eliz
abeth's second baby is due Ju
ly 27. That certainly is being
specific about the date of i
blessed event. I will be Interest
ed in seeing how nearly right
the prediction is.
Motorcycles
Do you own a motorcycle?
Have you a wife or sweetheart
who loves you so much she is
willing to go riding with you?
But that wasn't what I started to
ask you. How many miles per
gallon can you get on your ma
chine? I have heard of a British
made motorcycle which can go
132 miles on a gallon of gasoline.
Asides
The name of a firm of Shrews
bury (England) real estate agents
is Doolittle and Dally. . . . Bos
tonian asks: "Do you remember
Jake Wirth's cafe in our town?"
I certainly do. I also remember
that Boston theater called "The
Old Howard" when its slogan
was: "Always something doing
from 1 to 11." . . . When a wom
an insists upon talking while
dancing it proves she "ain't got
rhythm."
Medford Students at
Illinois to Graduate
Two Medford students will
graduate from the University of
Illinois, Urbana-Champaign, 111.,
on June 18, it was reported from
the university this week.
They are Betty B. Reber. 537
Mae street, who will receive a
bachelor of science degree in
education, and William W. Shep
ard, route 3, who has earned a
bachelor of science degree in
the division of special services
for war veterans.
The largest graduating class in
the history of the school will
receive degrees. Gov. Adlai E.
Stevenson of Illinois will be the
commencement speaker.
Tokyo. June 15 U.R) A light
earthquake shook the southeast
part of Tokyo tonight.
Thursday, June IS, 1956
MEDFOBD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE THREE
Boy Scout News
Troop 5
Troop 5 held a court of honor
June 13, with five boys receivi
ing tenderfoot badges, six re
ceiving second class awards, and
two being advanced to first class.
Eighteen merit badges were
awarded, and a number of spe
cial awards were presented.
SV' SEE
NAME ON PANEL
Fort Worth, Tex. (U.R) Tru
man Power's name was on a jury
panel In a murder trial, but was
hastily ordered off when it was
learned he was the assistant dis
trict attorney assigned to prose
cute the case.
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