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Delake 'Monster'
To Be Destroyed
By Gasoline Fire
DeLake.-Ore., Mar. 16 tU.R)
DeLake's unclassified sea mon
ster" will be disposed of later
this week if a combination of
oil, gasoline, and old tires can
feed a fire hot enough to boil
down the remains, Randolph Al-
linu, operator of the lourist
cafe" here, said today.
"We tried to burn up a chunk
of 'Jughead' the other day with
a gallon of gasoline and five or
six gallons of oil," Allum said,
"but the flesh just curled up."
County Commissioner Jack
Patterson said he had seen all
kinds of sea life, including rem
nants of whales, but the DeLake
"monster" was something new to
him. "I'd say it was a member
of the jellyfish or squid group,"
he guessed.
Incomplete Test
DcLakers debunked the re
sults of a chemical analysis on
"Jughead" made shortly after it
was washed ashore. They said an
incomplete test was performed
by an Oregon slate game com
missioner when he said the
"monster" was whale blubber.
Residents said seagulls re
fused to touch "Jughead" even
when pieces were cut off and
spread out on the sand. DcLakers
said the aroma 01 tne:r cast
away is not too strong yet, but
they want to dispose ot me prize
before warm spring weatner ar
rives. "This Is no ordinary animal,"
Allum stated. "It's flesh is too
tough for the average hunting
knife, and it takes an axe to cut
out any of the main body."
WEATHER
By United Press
Northern California: Mostly
cloudy from Cape Mendocino
north and along Oregon border
with occasional light rain today,
tonight and Friday; fair else
where: little temperature
change: west to southwest winds
Point bur north 10-20 m.p.h. ex
cept 25-35 m.p.h. north of Cape
Mendocino: northwest winds 8-
15 m.p.h. south of Point Sur.
TO PRESENT CONCERT
Walla Walla, Wash.. Mar. 16
(U.R) The 60-voice a cappella
choir of Whitman college will
present the first concert of its
18th annual tour In Pilot Rock,
Ore., March 25, college officials
anonunced today.
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PI ANF TRASH FATAL TO IS Firemen and rescue workers probe debris of home demolished when
a Norihwest Airlines passenger plane crashed into It while trying lo land at Wold-Chambcrlaln Airfield
In Minneapolis, Minn. All 13 persons aboard the plane and two children in the home died in the tragedy.
On the SideBy f v Duf,,n9
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When lave li kind.
cheerful and free
Love'i aura fo find
Welrome from me.
But when love brines
llearlarhei and panf
Tearg and surh Ihlnct,
Love may go nana.
Tom Moore.
How large should a man be to
oe rignily considered a lat
man?" Let us listen to the opin
ion on this matter of "Pop"
Scher, an outstanding expert on
the subject. "Poo" runs the
world famous Fat Man's Shop on
Third Ave.. Manhattan. Says he:
"Men with waists from forty-six
to fifty-two think they're fat, but
you've got to get up into the
sixty-inch waist group to be real
ly rated a fat man."
Nature's Mistakes.
Living on the island of St. He
lena is a tortoise that was alive
when Napoleon was there. No
body can deny that nature is
wonderful, but some of its works
are beyond understanding. I
mean why produce an animal
such as a tortoise that will live
several centuries and then not
furnish it with the power of
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speech? Think of the interesting
things that St. Helena tortoise
could tell us about Napoleon if
it could talk.
Passing By. '
Leon Errol. Extremely bril
liant comedian of stage and
screen. Originally from Austral
ia, Leon made his New York bow
in the Ziegfcld Follies of 1910,
and appeared in many subse
quent editions of this classic
series. Also made a terrific hit in
"Sally." Remember his "rubber
legged" routine in that? If not,
resign from the Young Old Tim
ers. I believe Errol would go over
oig on television with a show of
his own. He's an entertainment
genius.
Says He.
Ramon Novarro, one of the
leading heart-throbs of the silent
film era. does not think much ot
the technique of the "great
lovers" of the screen of today.
Says Ramon: "We used to put a
woman on a pedestal and when
we did get passionate we did it
with reverence. Nowadays they
grab the leading lady, slap her.
kick her, pull her hair and
growl: "How about it, Kid?" con
tinues Mr. Novarro: "You gel
much better results with the
feminine audience if you kiss
the neck of the leading lady, her
hands and her ears. And when
you work up to a certain pitch
leave the rest to the imagination
of the audience."
Asking.
Queries from clients. Q. Did
you play basketball at college?
A. 1 knew how to play basket
ball and fooled around with it
for exercise, but never went out
for the team. 1 played football
in the fall and baseball in the
spring. I didn't want to be in
training all the ttme.Q Have
you found out yet what really is
the longest highway in the
U.S.A.? A I believe it is U. S.
Highway No. 6, known as the
Grand Army of the Republic
Highway, which runs from Prov
incetown, Mass., to Long Beach.
Calif., a distance of 3,652 miles.
Cut Rates.
How much have you ever
benefited by a cut-rate war be
tween rival organizations? At
one time the cut-rate battle be
tween the Southern Pacific and
Santa Fe railways reached such
a point that a ticket from Chi
cago to Los Angeles could be
bought for one dollar!
Please Note.
Another great personality who
would never nave seen the llgnt
of day if his parents had prac
ticed birth control is Maurice
Chevalier. He was the ninth child
of his parents. Chevalier stated:
i "I am sixty years old. For the
I first time in my life I am happy.
All my life I have acted the fool
on the stage, but off it 1 have
had a life of sorrow
The Grange
Roxy Ann Grange
All members are urged to at
tend the next regular meeting
of Roxy Ann Grange, Friday,
March 17. A special lecturers
program is planned and visiting
Griffin Creek Grange will be in
charge of entertainment.
Lake Creek Grange
Lake Creek Grange met March
10 with 18 members present.
Merton Bradshaw reported on
a Young Farmer's meeting he at
tended at Grants Pass. The meet
ings are held once a month. They
are instructed in soil testing, fer
tilizer and how to apply it, etc.
Similar meetings will soon be
held in Jackson county.
Larry Perry announced that
another dance will be held at
Grange hall on April 1.
Mabel Brown of the education
al committee, read an interesting
article on "The Husky," the fam
ous dog of Alaska.
Ellyn Charley of the legisla
tive committee, reported on the
latest word concerning the pro
posed Rogue River dam,
Charmayne Charley, youth
chairman, reported on the essay
contest sponsored by the Nation
al Grange.
Next square dance will be held
March 18.
Zclla Wilham is the delegate
to the meeting on cancer to be
held at the court house auditor
ium on March 21. Mrs. Blanche
Frisby is in charge of the meet
ing. Lecturer Dorothy Perry
brought colored home films
which were shown after close
of Grange.
Reed and Myrtle Charley have
asked for demit cards. They
have been members for many
years and all are sorry to lose
their names on our roll. They
have been living at Siltcoos, Ore.,
for some time.
Next Grange meeting will be
on April 14 at 8 p.m.
Craves Stale Prison
But Gets County Jail
Fond du Lac, Wis. (U.R) Har
old H. Zotzman wanted to go to
the state prison but he only got
a county jail term.
Zotzman said he would like
to go to Waupun state prison
where he could "r est. regain
weight, and be sure of three
squares a day."
He said earlier in his vagran
cy trial that if he didn't get the
Waupun sentence he would "go
out and steal a car" to make sure
he would get to the state institution.
Canby Farmer
Trades Crop Fo.
China Fireworks
Canby, Ore., Mar. 16 (U.R!
The shooting war in China ap
parently won't slow down this
country's loud celebration of In
dependence day next July.
Twenty tons of Chinese fire
works were in storage today on
the R. M. Weygandt farm near
here. They arrived in Portland
last week by freighter from Hong
Kong.
Weygandt traded his ginseng
root crop for the 'crackers, which
will be distributed to dealers
throughout the west by the
farmer's own Western Fireworks
company.
Tariffs Paid
Tariffs ranging from four to
12$ cents were paid to the
United Stales government by
Weygandt for the fireworks
The highest tariff was on the
two-inch salute 'crackers.
The fireworks wore packed in
paper-covered, wooden cases
wrapped in straw matting. This
is the third consecutive year Far
mer Weygandt has traded his
ginseng crop for Chinese fire
crackers.
The aromatic root of the gin
seng herb is highly valued as a
medicine in China. It has a
sweetish taste, like that of
licorice.
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suicide have been with me often.
But now I have given my life
a purpose and am happy."
Verbal Contracts.
Note it is reported that Bessie
Love, luminary of the silent film
era. mav marry an Italian count.
Bessie Love was one of D. W.
Griffith's many screen discov
eries. When she was receiving
S100 a week from Griffith, she
was offered S2.500 a week by
Joe Schonck. Bessie had nothing
1 noughts ot i hut a verbal contract with Gnf
fith, but she said: "I cannot con
sider it without discussing it with
Mr. Griffith. I gave him my
word. We shook hands on it.
That's a kind of contract I would
never break."
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