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World Of SuorU Report From Wash ton Nawa
615 Elmer Davis" Rhythm & Reason Frank Sinatra
6:30 Headline Edition Candy Matson Spotlight On Sports)
6:43 McLain a On File Candy Matson Dinner Music
'7:u0 Lone Ranger" Martin 8t Lewis Report From Congress
7:15 Lone Ranger Martin At Lewis Musical Smorgasbord
7:30 "Ethel St Albert" Show Dava Garraway Eddie LeMar Show
7:45 "Ethel &t Albert" Show Dave Garraway Hal Derwin
'8:00 Solo & Siloquy Light Up lime Songs of Our Times
8:15 Solo & Siloquy News ol the World National Guard Show
8:30 Henry J. Taylor Railroad Hour Rogue Rancho
8:45 Foy Willing Railroad Hour Rogue Rancho
"9:00 American Arts20rch. Telephone Hour News
9:15 American2ArU Orch. Telephone Hour Lullaby In Rhythm
9:30 Salon Serenade Song Shop Masterworks
9:45 Meet The Band Barbershop Harmonies Masterworks
Jo:00 Richfield Reporter Sam Hayes Juke Box Review
10:15 Clauss Mystery Melody Music You Want Juke Box Review
10:30 "T" Texas Tyler Music You Want Juke Box Review
10:45 Time To Dance News News
11:00 Platter Party Sign Off Sign Off j
11:15 Platter Party
11:30 Platter Party
11:45 Platter Party
RADIO PROGRAMS T U E S"bAY
6:00 Rise N Shtna Musical Roundup Sign On
6:13 Rise N Shine Musical Roundup
6. 30 Rise N' Shine Beamed to Farmer Nawa
6:45 Rise N' Shine U.P.News 1400 Corral
"7:00 Music Kettle Topol the Morning Wake Up Rogue Valley
7:13 M. Agronsky Personality Time Wake Up Rogue Valley
7:30 Sports News Marriage tor Two News
7:45 Trading Post Music, & News Sports Review
"8:00 Breakfast Club Eddie Albert Show Album Time
8:15 Breakfast Club Eddie Albert Show Album Time
8.30 Breakfast Club' Waltztime Haven ot Rest
8:45 Breakfast Club' Mod. Cone, Hall Haven of Rest
9:00 Ladies Be Seated Friendship Circle News 1
9:15 Ladies Be Seated Friendship Circle Chatter With Chuck
0 30 Quick As A Flash Music As You Uko It Harry Jamea
'1:43 Quick As A Flash Hometown-rs Rhythm And Reason
10:00 News Luncheon With Lopex" Music From Hollywood
10:15 Art Baker Luncheon with Lopez Music From Hollywood
10 30 True Story Dave Garroway News
10:45 True Story U P News The Church In Home
11:00 Betty Crocker " Melody Time Del Porter
11:15 Victor H. Lindlahr Melody Time Les Brown
1 1 :30 Baukage Talking Concert Master Music for Tuesday
11:45 News Meet the Band Music for Tuesday
12:00 Man of Melody News. & Markets News
1215 News Road of Life Noontime Melodiea
12:30 Weaiher Report , Pepper Young Sport And Farm Nawa
12:45 County Agent Right to Happiness Swap Shop
1:00 Welcome Hollywood' Backstage Wife Western Music Box
1:15 Welcome Hollywood' Stella Dallas Western Music Box
1 :30 Salute to You Lorenzo Jones Music Box
1 :45 Salute To You Young Widder Brown Music Box
""2:00 Surprise Package Life Can Be Beautiful News
2:15 Surprise Package Mainly For Women Music Box
2:30 Hannibal Cobb News Music Box
2 :45H a nnibal Cobb' Swap & Sell Music Box
8:00 BTfde & Groom Welcome Travelers News
8:15 Bride & Groom Welcome Travelers Music Box
3:30 Club Time Aunt Mary" Women tn The News
3:43 Pick A Date We Love 8t Learn Women InThe Newa
4:00 Modern Romances Fraternally Yours News
4:15 Modern Romances Trade Winds Tavern Swing Time
4:30 News County Agent Music bv Martin
4 45 Club 1230 Familiar Melodiea Guest Star
"5:00 Grren Hornet U P News Teller of Tales
8:15 What's Doing t Sunset and Vine
5:30 Jack Armstrong Baby Snooks Revival Tabernacle
8:45 Jack Armstrong Baby Snooks Gordon McRao Show
6:00 World ot Sporta3 Bob Hope News
6:15 Elmer Davis Bob Hope' Kay Starr
6:30 Headline Edition Fibber McGee & Molly Spotlight on Sports
6:45 McLains News Fibber McGee & Molly Dinner Music
7:00 Counter Spy Big Town Eddie Lemar
7:15 Counter Spy Big Town' Navy Show
7:30 Rex Maupln People Are Funny Oregon-WSC
7 :43 Hex Maupln People Are Funny ' Oregon-WSC
"8:00 Time For Defense l.ijrht Up Time Oregon-WSC
8:13 Time For Defense' News of the World Oregon-WSC
8:30 Gentlemen of the Press'Cavalcade ot America Oregon-WSC
8 43 Gentlemen of the Press Cavalcade of America Oregon-WSC
9:00 Town Meeting It's Dancetime Oregon-WSC
9 .15 Town Meeting Barbershop Harmonica News
9:30 Chr Science News Dress Rehearsal Masterworka
9:45 We Care Dress Rehearsal Masterworks
10 :C0 Richfield Reporter Music You Want Juke Box Review
10:15 Clauss Mystery Melody Music You Want Juke Box Review
10:30 "T" Texas Tyler Morton Downey Juke Box Review
10:45 Del Courtney News
11:00 Platter Party Sign Off Sign Off
11:15 Platter Party
11:30 Platter Party s
11:43 Platter Party
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Radio
Patter by Pat
A world premiere of a new
classical work will be heard on
the initial broadcast of ABC's
"American
Arts Orches
tra," under the
baton of Dr.
Karl Krueger,
tonight from 9
to 9:30 over
Station KYJC.
Whitney Tus
tln, formerly
soloist with the
Seattle a v m-
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Pat Wilkinson phony orches
tra and the Kansas City phil
harmonic orchestra, will perform
the work, "Concerto for Oboe
and Orchestra," by Lukas Foss.
pianist with the Boston sym
phony orchestra.
Although not composed entire
ly of American-born musicians,
or with a purpose of perform
ing only American works, the 35
piece "American Arts Orches
tra" was formed by Krueger
with the aim of exploring the
true mood of American music,
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Lean Barbara Shaw, 20, and
Colby Lee Champan, 23, both of
Los Angeles, who met one anoth
er 10 years ago, were catapulted
, into romance off the end of a
f ski tow rope, will become Mr.
and Mrs. on the "Bride &
Groom" program tomorrow over
Station KYJC at 3 p.m.
"Spacious Firmament On
High" the favorite hymn of Ezio
Pinza, greatest operatic basso
since Chaliapin, will be the fav
orite hymn sung by bass-baritone
George Beverly Shea and
the Club Choral Singers when
"Club Time" is presented over
t t In H U Mil Tribune Wnt Adi
to mako such ckanati art luaollad
Pilot' Chalks Up'
Three Years In Air
New York U.R If the life
span of an individual is deter
mined by the time spent on
earth, then Capt. John Henry
Miller, Pan American-Grace Air
ways pilot, claims to be three
years younger than his Birth cer
tificate states.
For the veteran air line pilot
has chalked up his 25,000lh fly
ing hour, which ii close to three
years spent "off the earth."
In the 30 years since he learned
to fly, Capt. Miller has been up
in the air one out of every 10
hours and has actually flown
more than 4,000,000 miles ap
proximately 160 times around
the world or eight round trips to
tne moon, lnis distance was cov
ered In more than 3S different
types of aircraft
Born in Rulo, Neb.. 50 years
ago, he has flown in every state
in the Union and every Latin
American republic from Mexico
to Argentina. Last August Mil
ler rounded out 18 years of con
tinuous service with Panagra.
He learned to fly in the navy
during the first World War and
was one of the first pilots to re
ceive a commercial license.
MEANT WHAT IT SAID
Springfield, Mass.KUM Aft
er seven burglaries within a
year, the proprietor of Goldy's
Motor Sales posted a notice that
nothing of value was left in the
establishment overnight. Bur
glars ignored the sign, broke in
again shortly afterward and
found what the proprietor said
tney would get: nothing.
The Golden Gate at San Fran
cisco Is less than a mile wide at
its narrowest point
Station KYJC and ABC on Tues
day from 3:30 to 3:45 p.m. Oth
er hymns to be heard include
"Be Strong, We Are Not Here
To Play, "Just when I Need
Him Most" and "Sun Of My
Soul."
Can circumstances change a
i man's point of view? Miles Daw
' son, a successful actor in his for
ties, make two surprising dis-
: coveries in his romantic story
to be dramatized on My True
Storv" tomorrow at 10:30 a.m
on KYJC.
"Five Minute Quiz" jackpot
on Andy s Jewelry program at
6:40 continues to mount.
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Ghoiti of forebodylnt lllf.
Sulk down the long aisle of my
dreams.
At the end
Forever closed.
It la your heart.
Grace Tlbbetl.
Among the innumerable sobri
ety tests utilized in this fair
land of ours is one calling for the
suspect to say: "Are our oars
here?" I don't know how good it
is. I'll try It out on somebody
at the next cocktail party I at
tend. In the days beyond recall
there was a sobriety test calling
for the suspect to say: "Truly
rural," This was the inspiration
of a popular song, "I can say
truly rural if you can say truly
rural too. then you're as sober
as me."
Pitas Not
Do you shed tears during the
sad sequences of plays or films?
it so, it proves you nave imagi
nation. It has been truly said:
"Imagination is an important
phase of intelligence." Keep all
this in mind, young fellow. If
the young woman you take to
the movies never sheds a tear
during the sad portion of the pic
tures the chances are she is a bit
on the dumb side and may not
be first grade matrimonial ma
terial.
Aiklnsr
Queries from clients: Q. Was
n't there another actor named
Bill Boyd besides the one who
portrays "Hopalong Cassidy"? A.
Certainly was. That was the Bill
Boyd who played Sergeant Quirt
in the original stage production
of "What Price Glory." A fine
actor. Q. I claim there has been
a shop in Manhattan which has
sold clothes to fat men for over
a hundred years. Right? A. Not
quite right. The shop you have
in mind has. however, sold
clothes for very plump citizens
for 85 years. Its slogan is: "We
fit anv man up to 66 waist and
21 collar."
Horses t Women
Many of the girls possessed of
what might be called "Jane Rus
sell figures" are reported indig
nant. It seems the fact that their
figures are natural is continually
being questioned. This they say
is the result of the widespread
use of that article of attire
known as "falsies" and "gay de
ceivers." The young women with
Jane Russell contours are there
fore considering going in more
extensively for the wearing of
low-cut dresses, gowns and bath
ing suits. This, the Russellesque
young women say, will eliminate
the aforementioned questioning
and will also put the user of ar
tificial aids in a spot.
Ponular Name
What first name is possessed
by the most females in your
town? In Chicago it is Dolores.
That's what a linotype operator
claims. He says he works for an
outfit that publishes 21 high
school papers in Chicago and
that in these publications fe
males named Dolores outnumber
(he others by at least three to
one. I don't know what feminine
first name is most popular in
New York. It used to be Mary.
Now it is probably Sandra or
Brenda. Maybe even Toni.
Aiidoi
A 77 year old San Franciscan
states he is in possession of 30
good teeth and never had a
toothache in his life. A very
lucky fellow. ... In' defeating
the Army football team in 1927
by a score of 7-2, Notre Dame
used 66 players. If that isn't the
record for the number of play
ers used by one team in one
same what is?
Pasting By
Clem McCarthy. Himself, In
person. "My good man," says he,
"you are indebted to me for one
stogie." "Explain," said I.
"Well," said he, "you recently
stated Ted Sloan was born in
Kokomo, Ind. That's wrong. He
was born in Bunker Hill. Ind.,
and said so in his autobiogra
phy." Boy, I'll bet if all the books
on the turf that McCarthy owns
were laid edge to edge they
would reach from here to An
chorage, Alaska. But, mark my
words, I'll stick him for a stogie
on a turf question yet.
Orammar
When Dempsey and Tunney
shook hands before their first
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SPRAYED WITH ACID Mrs. Helen SheHey (right) showi her em
ployer, Mrs. Thurlow Evans Jr., the burns she received when s flashy
dressed man sprayed her with acid from a water pistol In Atlanta,
Ga. Police have begun a widespread search (or the culprit alter
three women reported similar acid attacks.
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fight In Philadelphia, Jack said:
"May the best man win." Tunney
corrected Mm saying: "May the
better man win. That correc
tion may have been one of the
factors in throwing the Manassa
Mauler off his stride. There are
few things so irritating to a man
as having his grammar corrected
in a superior manner.
In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
I was late to the office on the
morning this was written. Very
late. But I had what seemed to
me to be a good excuse.
I had driven in from Portland
the night before through what
would pass for a blizzard In any
of the northern plains states. The
wind was whooping it up at I
don't know how many miles per
hour, but it was enough to whip
up the dry snow and send it
scudding before the blasts in a
way that left the air above the
highway about the consistency
of lemon sherbet. Anyway, the
visibility for an hour or so was
what the air people describe as
zero. The only feasible method
was to stop when it got too bad
and then creep forward when it
lightened up a little.
It worked, but it wasn't con
ducive to speed. I know now how
a turtle feels when it wants to
get somewhere in a hurry. It
merely possesses its soul in pa
tience and does the best it can.
That's what I did.
EVENTUALLY the wind
slacked a little. Also, I think
it had blown most of the loose
snow clear out of the country
and there wasn't much left to fill
the air with.
So I made It on in. The snow
was dry and crunchy. so I
boomed up the hill and into the
garage, dusted off my hands and
called it a day.
Came then the thaw. The next
morning the snow was buttery. I
started to back out. No soap. No.
that's wrong. There was too
much soap. Soap was all there
was under the wheels. When I'd
step on the throttle, they'd just
spin happily.
TO MAKE a long story short, I
put on the chains. Chains, as
you may have noticed, have a
personality, even though they
are supposedly inanimate ob
jects. It is what one might de
scribe as a perverse personality.
But the less said about that
the better. I have only one thing
to be thankful for. I held my
temper in an iron grip. The
ornerier the chains became, the
milder I became. As a result, in
the course of about an hour, I
got them onto the wheels, backed
out and made my way down
town.
But I fear I shall never be
quite the same. The strain of
such effort is considerable.
CONTINUING in this tone of
mildness, this might be de
scribed as a not too pleasant
winter out here in the Pacific
northwest. About all that saves
it from being a total loss is the
fact that everybody seems to be
about as uncomfortable as ev
erybody else. That does help a
lot. When you re having it pret
ty rough and others around you
are not. it s pad.
This time, from all I can hear
the weather is unformly rugged.
But there are ameliorating
thoughts. When the Lord loveth,
you know, He chastiseth. I think
the Lord must love this north
west area greatly this winter.
The Grange
Eaale Point Grana
Eagle Point Grange will hold
it's regular meeting Tuesday
evening, February 7. During
lecture hour. Earl Jossy will
show slides about "weeds '.
As the ability to recognize
noxious weeds is vital to farm
ers, this topic should be of great
interest. A good attendance is
hoped for.
Dead lint on Classified Adat 6:30
p.m. for following day; 10 a.m. Mon.
aay. noon naiuraay tor nunaay a.m
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Monday, February 8. 1950
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