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Conditions, fore and aft, cli
matically and politically,
throughout the world are caus
ing plain citizens and high states
men to cover-up, or try to.
. .
Red raspberries are now re
ported ripening In a Tignrd,
Ore., backyard. There are no
such signs of a premature spring
In this mellow clime, where a
seasonal rainfall deficiency Is
eyed suspiciously by horticultur
ists. However, captains of soft
ball teams met Informally last
week and favored starting the
season In mid-April next year. .
.
Tip to Grant High of Port
land: Beware of country boys
"playing possum." For further
Information write, wire or phone
The Dalles, class of 1928. They
know. ,
Wolves have ceased to whistle
on the streets, but they are chas
ing cows back of Trail, and the
football coach at ' Old Oregon."
.
YE ED. PATS HIMSELF
(Del Norto (Calif.) Triplicate)
"One of the most successful
fires in the history of this
county took place last Friday
afternoon when the fire wagon
chugged up to the Helton
homestead on Pacific avenue.
Thanks to the deeply rooted
aversion of Editor Helton for
putting things away, a garden
hose sat coiled up beside the
front door, where It had been
since May. It made short
work of the flames which
were crackling away at the
kitchen celling."
.
Cuss Hcrr Hitler, as everybody
does, the Hun rascal, is always
good for a Monday story It be
ing a notoriously dull day for
news. As, of this date, there
comes a semi-sob story, showing
Der Fuehrer and his girl friend.
Eva Braun, cuddling a couple of
little girls. Both betray happi
ness. They are more human
than suspected. Miss Braun Is
described as "an ovcr-stuflcd
bobby-socker." Besides putting
up with Adolf, she "Inclined to
heaviness," the article states.
She should have dieted. The
camera shots show her "buist
ing with pride," and at the
aeoms. "Her figure shows the
effects of rich food," it is ex
plained. The conferences on what to do
about the atomic bomb are still
wrestling with the problem. No
way has been found, at yet to
make all participant in the next
war a winner.
Blizzards rage over the moun
tains of the Northwest. From
all reports more city folks man
aged to get marooned in them
than in the launching of the Dre
war winters.
IT WAS A CHILLY MORN
(Pendleton East-Orcgonlan)
"J. M. Bcntley, at 2-4S
o'clock this morning, took two
sots at a burglar who was
prowling around inside his
residence in south Pendleton.
The stranger made a quick
exit through the back door,
and the last seen of him he
was disappearing behind the
woodpile and Inasmuch as the
night was cold and Mr. Bent
ley was not clad in a buffalo
top coat; he made no further
pursuit."
man ATTACKS WIFE
WIT H AXE WHEN RADIO
FAILS." (Hdline Colton Nws.)
misuircciea lury.
Alter the Denver ordnance
plant converted to artillery fuse
production in 1044, more than
.t.ouu.uuo fuses were shipped
Monday, Not. It, IM
Editorial Correspondence
Boston, Mass., Nov. 1:5 In spite of hell and high water General
Elsnehower landed and led the Armistice Day parade. It only
shows how airplane travel has changed. There was only a 450-
foot ceilina. It was raining and
fatal combination. But in the
jumped the general and out tumbled a group of service men who
had been in Frankfort, Germany, the day before, and into the
general's arms Jumped his sprightly wife, some arms too and
WHAT a smile!
Let it be stated for the record, General Eisenhower, among
his other qualities, has "IT!"
The general gayly swung his
semi-circle then set her down
netism on the crowd. One of these everlasting nosey camera men
asked the general to kiss his wife AGAIN, so HE could get a
picture! that brassy Impudent cult as stated at the San Francisco
conference should be barred from
The general Is no man to trifle with. He turned sharply, the
smile faded and he said:
"You take YOUR pictures, I will tend to MY business."
A well-merited rebuke. But did it feaze the camera man?
It did not. He flashed his globe
another shot.
We refused to stand In the
parade, although they say a million Bostonians did. They also say
Governor Tobln and Senator Walsh of Massachusetts came nearly
to blows as to which should have a seat next to the general. Mayor
Kerrigan, we believe, who though defeated is still in office, won
out.
It is quite understandable
bask In the sunny smile and contagious charm of the U. S. com
mander in Europe. Boston Is not an emotional metropolis, but we
can testify that the enthusiastic welcome "Ike" received was a
real one, quite unlike the cold reception given President Truman
In New York on Navy Day. There was real warmth and feeling
this time.
There is a report here the general may be named ambassador
to Great Britain. He would make
man at our hotel claims Eisenhower and President Roosevelt are
the most popular figures in London today not excepting Churchill.
That, we imagine, is putting
doubt of the tremendous popularity of these two Americans in
Britain. As before stated General Elsenhower Is one of the few
military heroes we believe might go places in this country politi
cally. He has what it takes. and
judgment.
General "Happy" Arnold's
coming as it does from a professional fighting man. For while he
doesn't say so directly the Implication of everything he writes, is
against universal military training and against an armament race
in the atomic sphere. Military MASSES, he declares, will no
longer be needed. The next war will be in the air, and via serial
machines, rather than man driven
armies will be needed or no pilots.
in cither category will not be
will concentrate on research in perfecting weapons of the latest
and most lethal design. Finally he suggests the wisdom of put
ting our Important Industry underground unless some agreement
for outlawing the atomic bomb can be reached and it can't be.
We defy any thoughtful person to read General Arnold's re
port carefully and not come to
hope of survival as far as the modern world is concerned is to so
amend and implement the United Nations pact with atomic
weapons that it can and will, PREVENT another war.
All over this country one will
with signs reading proudly: In business since 1918, or 1906, or in
the Mlddlewest, J883. But here in Boston they really go back,
there Is a store across from Boston Common that declares It has
been in business since 1782, and some of the merchandise therein
looked as though it could corroborate the statement!
A largo banner over an inside page of the Boston Globe today
startled us. It read:
"Three hundred and eighty-three Medford boys killed In wcr."
Took us a moment to realize it was the .original Mediord,
Mass., after which our own Medford was named.
The Globe is running a series of three articles on the war
record of Medford, some fighting town apparently. Wonder if it
can equal Medford, Ore., In football?
In the same paper two deaths startled us also, although In
the 00's perhaps the visit of the grim reaper should b taken in
one's stride.
One was Jim Mott, congressman from Oregon, saw him in
Washington a short time ago and remarked on his lean youthful
figure and jaunty stride, might have passed for a man in his
early 40's. Guess one can't tell much by looks in any department
of this here life.
Ben Dlbblee, the jothcr. was
great athlete and one of our boyhood heroes, whose undergraduate
glamour never dimmed through the years. It was he who cap
tained the Harvard football team
38 to 0 or something like that,
first Harvard victory In a very long time, and B. D. was a "god"
to all the sub-freshmen of that time. His home was In Ross. Calif.
Quite fittingly, he dropped dead
congenital sportsman.
The rain and fog continue,
monument, not much higher than the Oregonlan tower, is in
the clouds. Incidently that was true of the Empire State building
on our last visit to New York.
low flying army bomber crashed
the tower is still visible from the
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Taka time, my dear, art tlma
takes wing:
Beauty knowa no second spring.
Marbla pillars, tomba or braia.
Time breaks down much mora
thli ilan;
At twenty-five In women's eyes
Beauty does fada, at thirty dies.
Howard.
(Above was written 270 years
ago. Today, of course beauty
does know a second spring,
sometimes a third. Yesterday 1
saw an actress I know to be
be fifty-three years old and she
looked to be around twenty-five,
and in a close-up view, offstage.)
Dr. Peebles, who wrote "How
To Live a Century" and proved
he knew what he was writing
about by living to be 100 years
old, was a minister. When Dr.
Peebles was ninety-seven he of
ficiated at the marriage of Dr.
A. M. Morrison, who was 100
years of age at the time. The
bride was seventy-two. Dr.
Morrison is the author of a book
titled "Efficiency of Life at One
Hundred Years or More."
Pleat Mot
Writes U. S. Marine Sergeant
Edward Smith: "You refer to a
model named Gloria Whalen
who has three brothers In the
marines and state it may be a
record. My sister, Mar)orie. of
El Centro, Calif., has three bro-.
thers In the marines. Not only
that Marjoric Is herself a mar
lne, being in th woman's
foggy as well In the old days a
plane came, without a hitch, out
wife off her feet in a swooping
and turned his smile, and mag'
all Important civilized functions!
and changed his plate, all set for
rain and crowd and watch the
how any politician should like to
a marvelous one, an English
it a bit strong, but there is no
he has a clear head and sound
annual report is sensational,
planes. This doesn't mean no
It does mean great numbers
needed and that the wise nation
the conclusion the only practical
find various and sundry stores
an older man. nearly 70. but a
In 1889 and slaughtered Yale
we saw the game, it was the
while hunting ducks. Ben wr.s a
even the top of the Bunker Hill
One could readily see how that
into it. The repaired portion of
street. R.W.R.
reserve. Also she married a
marine."
Patting By
Mai Stevens, football coach. A
star at Yale In his playing days.
Mai helped pay his way through
college by working for an under
taker . . . Frank Regan, man
aging director of four of Man
mattan's largest hotels. Frank
started as a bcll-bov at the Lake
Placid club. Lake Placid, N. Y.
. . . Julie Haydon. Actress.
The only woman I ever saw on
Fifth Ave., New York, wearing
green blouse and yellow
slacks. Miss Haydon always
strives to be different and does
very Well. She has Just written
a book about her wire-haired
terrier whose name is Maxim
It is titled "Every Dog Has His
Day."
Sidelights
In normal times what should
be the weekly wage of girls
whose sole duty Is to hammer
nails in boxes? During the war
some girls handling this Job
were paid sixty dollars a week
. . . Betty Sharbo of Detroit re
ports that at the age of forty
five her mother gave birth to
her eighteenth child. Mother
and child are doing very well
says Betty.
Asking
Queries from' clients. Q. I'm
Taurus (Apr. 21-May 20.1 He is
Ariea (Mar. 21-Apr. 20). Do you
think I can handle him as a hus-t
band. A. The star gazers claim
Taurus women are very clever i
in controlling or handling other
people. However, it is not speci
fied as to whether or not this
includes husbands. As to Aries
men it is said they respond best
to kindness. That they resent
the use of arbitrary force. You
know the saying: "You've got
to reason with a mule." That
goes for Aries men. says he.
"Your Horses Sc Women ex
perts have several times claimed
men are more sentimental and
romantic thon women," writes
a San Francisco bachelor. 'They
are exactly right. To most
women what they call love is
just a means of tossing a lasso
around a man and his Income.
That is, the woman's idea is to
make the man fall in love. After
all. if the poor sap wasn't in
love what advantage would It be
for him to marry. On the other
hand, even if a woman is not in
love the advantages she gains by
marrying are numerous. Yes,
sir, men are more romantic than
women and the women certainly
should be thankful they are.
otherwise the girls would find
cood rjrovlders very hard to
get."
Briefly
Owned and operated by Her
man Elich and his son Robert
there is on Milwaukee Ave., Chi
cago, a drug-store that has not
been closed in thirty-five years.
Has been open twenty-four
hours a day for all that time
with a registered pharmacist
always on duty. Sounds like a
record for day and night drug
stores.
Two to Six
How many couples are there
In the United States who are
parents of children between the
ages of two and six.' 1 cam
find any statistical information
on this matter so all I can do
is guess. I believe there are
about six million couples In this
country with children of those
ages, the youngsters from two
to six, Inclusive, are getting
plenty of attention. First the
government issued pamphlets
dealing with care of such chil
dren. Now there is to be a
magazine exclusively devoted to
them.
Television
Now the racetracks, already
making more money than they
seem to know what to do with,
are going to sell television
rights. With television you will
be able to sit in that old arm
chair at home and get a close-J
up view of the horses all around
the track. And in natural
colors. ,
Brides
In the Park Ave. section of
Manhattan there is a highly suc
cessful school of cookery which
gives special attention to young
women about to marry. In the
same section there is a school
for brides. At this school a
bride can learn practically
everything she ought to know
about cooking, housekeeping In
general and entertaining. There
should be such schools every
where. Then when a girl pro
posed to a young fellow he
could, before accepting her ask:
"Hove you a diploma from a
school for brides?"
News Behind
The News
By Paul Mallon
Washington, Nov. 19 The
course of business continues to
run counter to the positions
taken by some
of the nation's
leading pollti
c a 1 factions.
Here you hear
continuo u s1 y
express e d
worries about
deflation, lack
of purchasing
power among
the people,
wid e s p r e a d
Impend
and what-not.
' of course, Is
ram Maljoo
Ing depression
This "worrying,"
built up to push
ployment bill for
the full em-
permanent
spending policy in a government
which is already spending sev
eral times the amount Mr.
Roosevelt spent in his utmost
years.
But the purchasing power of
the people, as anyone can see
who goes. Into a store these
days, is not only being main
tained at a terrific pace, but is
growing stronger. You can con
firm this rather clearly visible
fact by statistics.
a
IX New York, department
store sales for the week end
ing November 11 were 20 per
cent above last year; in Bos'on,
10 per cent greater; Chicago, up
7 per cent: Cleveland, 10 per
cent; Atlanta, 15 per cent: Kan
sas City, 15 per cent: Minne
apolis, 11 per cent, and in San
Francisco, "heavily increased,"
according to federal reserve
boat d reports.
St. Louis was reported about
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New York City. Nov. 16
(Special Correspondence) This
column is no place to discuss in
vesting for profits. Stock mar
ket profits are too risky for a
reader to strive for without
comDetent Impartial advice
Readers are. however, Justified
even from a safety point of
view in putting part of their
money in good diviaena-paying
stocks listed on the New orn
Exchange.
B-iy Stocks For
Larger Return
Interest rates on savings are
now very low. The best banks
pay only from one to two per
cent. No Interest Is received on
checking accounts. Most good
corporation bonds yield much
more than government nonas.
I do not care much for preferred
stocks unless they are non-
callable. This means that if one
has $1000 to Invest he would do
well to put $500 in Victory
Bonds (my cousin Paul T, Bab-
the same and one or two cities
suffered a decline as compared
with a year ago, but all the
others were not only ahead of
last year, but ahead of the week
before. The increased purchas
ing power In other, cities was
obviously even greater because
the national average was up 19
per cent. .
If anyone wants to worry
legitimately about purchasing
power, it looks as though he
would better worry about it
running too high into inflation,
in view of the shortage of goods
and the delay of the nation in
reaching full production. The
deflation argument has rather
obviously been overstressed to
the point where it has actually
become a misguiding influence
in the economic planning of the
nation.'
'THE high-powered propaganda
organizations -trump up
these economic fictions at times
for legislative or other purposes
without thinking of the conse
quences of their deceptions on
the public.
So also with the general busi
ness index. The graph line has
been running up and down
weekly in a rather dizzy man
ner such as you see presented
in the comic supplements, but it
has been working gradually
lower.
Yet, with all the strikes, de
lays in reconversion and other
setbacks, it is now roughly,
months after the war, only 10
per cent off from the year's war
peak. Certainly it furnishes no
solid ground yet for worries
about depression. Personally I
was amazed to find it as high
as it is.
OF course, no one can know
about the future for certain,
but certain economic elements
are visible to give us a guide for
sound expectations. The decline
should gradually work lower
for a few months until produc
tion gets into swing. Certainly,
with all this purchasing power
In the hands of the people, it
cannot decline beyond that
point.
Here now we have great
purchasing power discernible,
we have a shortage of goods
and we have vast potentialities
of production. To me, these seem
to make the ingredients for a
stable economy at a very high
level for many years to come.
I say many years because these
elements should all be present
for that long a time at least.
It is a well recognized fact that
we cannot possibly produce
everything everyone needs for a
long time.
There are many counter-elements
visible which could break
up these expectations. One Is In
flation. You hear people say
they are afraid it impends.
Actually we are In a condi
tion of price inflation due to
purchasing power which is
really excessive when measured
with the shortage of goods. It
seems then that the soundest
cause for genuine worry is that
the great forces of propaganda
will exert their influences to
increase purchasing power still
further and accentuate the ex
isting inflation, instead of fac
ing the facts and planning ac
cordingly. A well planned economy for
the nation would promote pur
chasing power, boost wages and
otherwise devote itself to in
creasing that influence upon the
economy when needed. Contrac
tion of purchasing power, or at
least stabilization of it, is called
for when Inflation threatens.
A well balanced economic
program would not accept either
alternative of Inflation or de
flation, but would hold tight
rein to the visible economic fac
tors and keep constantly adjust
ing their reins to meet them.
C. ELLIS MEAD
Announces to hit Friends and Customers
that he is now associated with E. V.,
Lincoln in the firm of
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son figures the "E" U. S. Bonds
yield 3.30) and $500 In the
capital stock of some good
dividend-paying company listed
on the New York Stock Ex
change. As an illustration, I mention
the following 32 companies
which have paid dividends
every year for over forty years:
Amer. Tel. & Tel. (utility)
Bordon Co. (food prod.)
Colg.-Palm.- Peet (soap mfg.)
Commonw. Edison (utility)
Cont. Insurance (insurance)
Diamond Match (miscel.)
Dow Chemical (chemical)
Eastman Kodak (miscel.)
General Elec. (elec. equip.)
Ins. Co. N. Amer. (insurance)
Kroger Grocery (ret. trade)
National Bisc. (food prod.)
Norfolk & West, (railroad)
Otis Elevator (machy. & eq.)
Parke, Davis (drug prod.)
Penn. R. R. (railroad)
Penn. Salt (miscel.)
Pepperell Mfg. (textile)
Pfizer (Chas.) (chemical)
Phila. Elec. (utility)
Pitts. & L. Erie (r. r.)
Pitts. PI. Glass (glass mfg.)
Proctor & Gamble (soap mfg.)
Pullman, Inc. (rail eq.)
Sherwin-Williams (paint &
var.)
Stand. Oil Ind. (oil)
Stand. Oil N. J. (oil)
Texas Co. (oil)
Union Pacific (railroad)
United Fruit (food prod.)
West Va. P. & P. (paper mfg.)
Westingh. Air Br. (rail, equip.)
Importance Of
Diversification
The $500 above mentioned
should, however, be divided
among five, or perhaps 10, good
stocks. Looking back over the
forty years during which time
I have invested for clients prob
ably several billion dollars, I
have been greatly, impresseed by
the importance of diversifica
tion. This means that you should
not put all your eggs In one bas
ket.
If you have good dividend
paying stocks, well diversified,
and invest whenever you have
the money, irrespective of mar
ket conditions, you should
average up well in the long run.
In such a case, however, you
should forget all about booms
and panics and not be bothered
about quotations or what your
friends say about the stock mar
ket. Buy stocks for safety and
yield.
How To Diversify
Stock Holdings
The most important feature
of diversification is the proper
distribution of funds between
investments which are fairly
stable in their price action on
the one hand, and those which
historical experience has taught
us will prove volatile in their
price actions on the other hand.
Generally speaking, I advise
working along the lines of re
ducing commitments in the rail
road, coal, automobile, airplane
manufacturing ai.d household
appliance Industries. A careful
scrutiny of the selling prices for
marrv 3tocks leads me to the
conclusion that prices are be
ginning to outrun even the most
optimistic estimates of future
earnings.
What Industries
Look Best Now
In my opinion, the following
industries are favorably situated
and the prices of their stocks
have not generally discounted
prospects:
Railway equipment
Oil
Labor saving machinery
Steel
Copper
Electrical equipment
Variety chains
Chemicals
Casualty insurance
However, it s never wise to
select a group of stocks merely
on Industry prospects. Seem
Ingly adverse developments may
ofttimes help a given industry
For example, if the Full Em
ployment Bill should pass as
originally drawn, the effect of
such spending would be very
stimulating to a number of
lines, including variety and food
chains.'
While the effects of inflation
will be evident everywhere in
1946, I warn against over
optimism. During recent years.
I have continually urged read
ers to maintain a large part of
their assets In common stocks.
Next year many thoughtless
speculators may be attracted to
the stock market, but they may
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find they are coming In at the
end of the party. The wise in
vestoi will use periods of over
optimism and high spirit to bat
ton down his hatches and pre
pare for the coming storm.
Proper diversification Is the
first stop in such constructive
program.
Flight o Time
Mediord and Jackson Co. His
tory from the files of th Mail
Tribun 10. 20 nd 34 years
aqo.
TEN YEARS AGO
November 19, 1935
(It Was Tuesday)
California has a problem in
150,000 transient labors.
Planning boards act to make
Rogue basin a play area.
Postmaster-General Farley to
speak at Portland next Satur
day. Mussolini's son In plane
squadron that bombs and kills
2000 Ethiopians.
Rain and slightly warmer.
High 58, low 41.
Medford to play Grants Pass
there next Saturday.
Large crowd hears Cong. Mott
pledge to aid Townsend pension
plan.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
November 19, 192S
at Was Wednesday)
Gov. Pierce opposes move to
remove federal aid from state
road construction.
No. 1 turkeys sell on Portland
market for 42 cents per pound.
Unsettled. High 51, low 37.
Council forms holding com
pany for the Jacksonville rail
road. All 56 vote at school tax elec
tion. Eddie Rickenbacker, World
War I ace, backs Col. Mitchell
in court martial trial defense.
THIRTY-FOUR YEARS AfiO
November 19. 1911
(It Was Sunday)
Three tons of Medford book
lets shipped to eastern points by
Commercial club.
Boom for Sen. LaFollette of
Wisconsin for president on Pro
gressive ticket launched.
Mining dredge on Foots Creek
sinks in 18 feet of water.
American marines land In
China.
COMMUNICATIONS
Lettere tu die Kdllur mutt Deal
the name and addreaa ,il the writer
although the use l a pen-name ur
initials tut publirauun Is permia
ilble lhe Mall Tribune reserves
the rtiht to edit all letters with a
view to clarity and onndenaaUon
"Help" For Our Fos
To the editor: Now we have
the opportunity or responsibility
of designing and reconstructing
a nation, in fact three nations.
Japan seems to be our special
protege and the decision has al
ready been reached to favor, or
curse, our former enemy with
the latest model of raw deal
labor supremacy. This should
be a popular move satisfying
both factions, about equally di
vided in thinking it a blessing or
the worst revenge we could pos
sibly wish on the Japs.
Whatever is worth doing Is
worth doing well." Therefore
let us expand our generosity and
give them the very latest up-to-date
model of what can be done
in well planned organized sel
fishness. Show them how 10
per cent well organized can
make the tail wag the dog, how
class legislation can be made to
look respectable, supreme court
rulings made to order, legisla
ture perform like monkeys on a
stick, get rich by destroying
property, raise wages without
raising the cost of living, in fact
climb mountains by pulling on
your boot straps, have more pur
chasing power while going in
debt all the time.
Anything you want from a
new mother-in-law to a short
horned bull Just strike for it
and throw a picket line around
it, presto, who can deny?
in order to make sure that
they get all these blessings let
"s go all out in generosity, and
Since
Preferred . . .
CONGER -MORRIS
FUNERAL PARLORS
AMBULANCE SERVICE .
Office of the County Coroner
H. W. CONGER CARLOS W. MORRIS
furnish them free Including a
one-way ticket, our great past
masters in these arts John
Lewis, Harry Bridges, William
Green, Phillip Murray, Sidney
Hillman, along with all their
understudies of like calibre.
By earnest request, we might
spare Henry Wallace to show
them how to fatten a dog by
making him chew his own tail.
If it works well in Japan we
might also be generous to Glt.
many if any more material
should show up. We would then
try to struggle along with such
men as Henry Ford, Henry
meguis ana stuiman
and their like. We might get a
great reputation for generosity
and maybe a few other slight
benefits that would make it well
worth trying. If haste is requir.
ed we might use atomic power.
It is about time something is'
done.
COMMON LABOR.
(Name on file).
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Roxbury, N. H. (U.R) Town -a)
Clerk Harvey M. Bailey saved
$2 when he married Mrs. Gorgia
Adams of Kansas. Bailey simply
issued himself a marriage li.
cense at no charge.
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