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MTCDFORD MAIL TRTBTJTCE, fEPFORT), OREGON, SOTPAT.' NOVEMBER 20. 1938
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Mtmbtf,
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
n.nwti I. 'PlmnkAirlvlnff. when aha
population wiu eat turicey. ino w
will get the drumsticks, and Orand
th DiKMrda if ha la lucky, and
geu to them Ilrst. Young huabanls
will do the carving, and try .and
whack everybody a piece of white
moat, Irom a bird that la two-thirds
'dark meat.
...
An eastern oohunnlat flatting thla
atate atatea FDR. waa the moat
amazed man In the country, over
the election result. Vera (Shotgun)
Canon of the vnlley democracy waa a
close second, and overwhelmingly
flabbergasted himself. .
The grand opera ballet Wed. gave
social llona a chance to oome forth In
their clawhammer coata, and other
wise put on the dog.
...
S. Morris, the T-Rk. tiller towned
Thurs, telling how he loved to live on
a farm. When he got home, he
dwelt at length on how he would love
to live In town.
...
The Dub Watson boy has reached
ttoe hair combing stage, keeping the
same parted straight and slicked
down. The little blonde across the
atrcet also likes Mickey Rooney and
Donald Duck.
Foggy morns have the order of the
day. They mako you appreciate the
pm. aunahlne the more, aaya Del
Oetchell, the banker-poet, and other
professional optimists.
Republicans held a victory dinner
, Thurs. eve. All enjoyed the chance
to crow Instead of eating It.
.
J. Wesley Bates, the tonsorlalltt,
had a birthday last week, aa previ
ously noted. He thought nobody knew
It. Maybe he thlnka nobody knows
It la 38 yeara since he looked the
preacher In the eye.
...
The youngln's have started looking
for Snnta Claua tracks, and being
polite without provocation.
.
Basketball coachea have atarteri
rounding up long-legged centers and
four other fellows, sound of wind and
limb.
State Highway F. TouVllle of J'vllle
la back from a Jaunt through the
agebrusli of g. Ore.
lxn Carpenter, the Buropean
authority and observer, and pear
grower and pear observer, waa caught
on the at. Wed. and eiplalned his low
visibility waa due to working, and not
something he wrote home from Oar
many about A. Hitler of the Third
Reich.
The Older Girls are playing hob
with the -hr. week knitting things
for the Yuletlde.
C. Hamilton of Ruch, designer and
engineer of the Hermy Offenbacher
bridge over the Applegate towned and
traded Tuea. He may well be proud
of his handiwork. Hie boy Bryan.
alo put In rati, good licks with an
axe.
ALBANY. Nov. 19 (APt Columbia
county, seeking to llqulrtat a 17.
601 bill for the costs of the murder
trial of Agnes Idford, filed a priority
claim In circuit court here against
the property of the woman, who was
seutencrd last spring to life Im
prisonment for the potion death of a
stepdaughter.
The county's action was In answer
to a suit of carl K. Pederaon vs. Mrs.
Lcdfnrd, Roscoe Hurst, Portland law
yer, and others. Hurst obtained a
mottenpe when he was retained to
defr-nd Mrs. Led ford. The county con
tended Its claim waa superior to the
mortgage.
Mrs. Iz-dTord was tried at St, Helens
but she formerly llvrd In linn coun
ts. Use Mall Tribune Want Ads.
T. R. Had the Right Idea
CO it'i tit for tat, President Roosevelt recalled his ambassa
dot to Germany, now Der Reichsfuehrer recalls HIS, from
the United States.
Of course we may be wrong (that is ALWAYS possible) but,
if press reports from Washington are correct and this "ambas
sador calling" is solely a diplomatic gesture of rebuke, we
don't think much of it.
Theodore Roosevelt had a good adage for international rela
tions, "Speak softly but carry a big stick." In other words be
polite, tactful, diplomatic, but never be unprepared, if need be.
to fight.
We believe that is particularly good doctrine today, with
conditions in Germany what
he is.
FOR conditions are decidedly critical "over there," and
Hitler is or so appears to this department, a strange, in
calculable, malevolent neurotic. .
Moreover, he has recently achieved one of the greatest
diplomatic triumphs in G.crman history, by the threat of force,
and we fear, isn't in the mood, nor is he the type, to be im
pressed by anything BUT force.
In other words, this ambassador-calling business strikes this
column as a perfect example of speaking HARSHLY and carry
ing a SMALL stickor no stick at all. The net result we fear
will be, merely to irritate Der Fuehrer, and not contribute to a
modification of his policy in the slightest, in fact quite possibly
the reverse.
n"0R we are not prepared to fight Germany, and the American
people are in no mood for a war if we were. No one knows
this better than Der Fuehrer himself. So why stick out the
diplomatic tongue, and tweek the diplomatic nose, when we
have no big stick to fall back upon t rather like slapping a
mnn-eating tiger in the face with a fly swatter, when there is
no other defense than flight.
WE quite agree Hitler' policy toward the Jews is inhuman,
revolting, indecent. But we think nothing of diplomatic
wrist-slapping as a procedure to combat it.
Far better, as we see it, to do NOTHING until we are in a
position not only to do something, but put a PUNCH behind it I
Japan Is Quite Frank
NEVER, of course, is a very long word. But we can't recall
a time in written history, when the world was such a
mess, or such a paradox.
Never before, as we view it, has this world been so opposed
to war in THEORY, and so committed to it, in PRACTICE.
Never before has force, per se, been so generally discounted
and discredited j yet never before has it been more apparent,
that force, either actual or threatened, is supreme in determining
the destiny of the world today.
The entire cosmos appears to be one incredible Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Hyde, a peace professing fnmily of enlightened and
reasonable human beings one minute; a mob of brutal, pitiless
homicidal maniacs the next.
IHIS situation has been called
ueiayeo repiy ot .japan to tins country b proicat. regnuuig mc
open door in China and the violation of the 1922 nine-power
reaty.
With biting cynicism, but
standpoint of "power politics") Japan says the U. S. protest
belongs with the outmoded platitudes of the past.
"We are living in a new world," says Japan in effect, "a
world made by war. A world
ments are mere scraps of paper, where might is right, and
force is paramount.
"Uncle Sam in other words, should wipe the cobwebs from
his plug hat and face the new era, and the new East" or
ELSE,
Very much the same spirit is displayed on the other side of
the world, "you don't like the way we are managing our own
affairs eht well what are you going to DO about it!"
ISN'T it fairly obvious that we are not going to do ANYTHING
about it until we are willing to meet power politics with
power politics, force with force!
To this column at least that conclusion is as distasteful as
it is inescapable.
. The New World
WHEN H. G. WrlU wan l young muri he vrrot a hook called
"New Worlds, for Old." It was principally a pica for
socialism, in preference to capitalism, a characteristic, example
of the speculative, idealistic phase through which practically
every yoin(f person passes, and some not so yountf. These
periods come under the general heading of sowing political
"wild oata." Welle, abandoned that type of socialism many
years ago, because he decided, with human nature in its present
stage of development, it wouldn't work.
However for no particular reason when we met an old friend
from the Middlewest Friday, we thought of that book, not it
contents but the title, "New Worlds For Did."
For this friend emphasized the fact that we have a New
World which has replaced the Old, just as different from the
old world as Wells envisioned, though in the direction of
mcchanui rather than politics.
For tnis old friend, dropped down from the skies above,
after having had breakfast in San Francisco. He theu hopped
off, dined in Portland, and will be in Seattle for breakfast the
morning after. Then he may spend the following two days in
St. l'aul or duck hunting near Lakeview, Oregon, at last report
hadn't decided which.
POKTV years ago, a contemporary of this aerial visitor took
a ten day horse back trip through Illinois and southern
Wisconsin, and by pretty steady riding covered a total distance
of 130 miles. Now in one's own plane this distance is covered
in from 40 to 50 minutes.
1'iTlainly a world in which distance are reduced from 10
days to 40 minutes is very different, in time and space!
We might interject here the familiar platitude: "Time
in nic hi's on" but we will refrain and merely observe, that
they are and Herr Hitler what
to our attention by the long
with irrefutable logic (from the
where former pledges and agree
whereas the political revolution Wells predicted, has made
practically no progress in this country, the mechanical revolu
tion HAS, in fact has been going on for at least 25 years.
We certainly have a new world PHYSICALLY, if we don 't
know just what to do about it.
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letter! pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, will lie answered by Or. Brady If a stamped elf
addressed envelope la enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink
Owing to the large number of lettera received only a few can be answered.
No reply can be made to querlea not conforming to Instructions, Address
Dr. William Brady, 203 El Caralno. Beverly Hills, Calif.
IP WINTER COMES WHAT'L
It Is bad enough to worry about
real worldly perils, such as frost-bite,
deprivation of food, - cloudy skies,
rickets, impaired
Immunity to crl,
scurvy. But there
Is really no sense
In fearing Imag
inary evils, such
as "catchUg
cold" from severe
weather or ex
posure, pneu
monia, grip. In
fluenza and the
like.
Evn If you
have laid In a
oood supply of coal or wood and a
blnful of potatles It Is unwise to
give old wan winter the Bronx cheer
Just yet. I hate to tell you this, but
It Is my duty, under the Code of
Medical Ethics, to enlighten the pub-
lice concerning the prevention of dis
ease. S3 here it Is: Unless you un
derstand the risk and take special
pains to prevent It. you are quite
likely to suffer impairment of health
if not outspoken Illness before the
winter Is over, from vitamin defi
ciency. For that mater, it Is probable that
you are now more or less tinderpar
physically or functionally, that Is,
not so well and strong as you should
be, not In optimal or the most fa
vorable nutritional condition, due to
the moderate shortage of the essen
tial vitamins (B-complex and D In
your regular diet. Most people liv
ing on the everyday refined diet get
Insufficient vitamin B-complex wid
sunshine vitamin D to maintain the
best health possible.
In the summer season the avail
ability of fresh fruits and fresh veg
tables tends to Increase the daily in
take of vitamins and minerals and
to raise the level of physical or tunc- I
ttonal health accordingly. Then, too.
In pleasant weather most people ex
pose at least small portions of the
body on occasion to direct sunlight,.
thus increasing the Intake of sun
shine vitamin D and the general vlte :
or vigor. I
In the winter season when people
have to fall back on canned, dried j
or stored fruits and veiretables. when !
stich provisions shipped from the
south where they are grown In the
winter are too expensive, the dally
vitamin ration declines to a precari
ous low. Indeed falls below the mini
mum necessary to prevent outspoken ,
beriberi, pellogra. scurvy, neuritis.
rickets or other deficiency disease in
far more cases than are recognized I
Man About
Manhattan
Bv C.KOIIUF TLTKtR
NEW YORK The two blRgest
nights of the year In New York are
New Year's Eve and the Saturday of
the Army - Notre
Dame foo t b a 1 1
game. They
charge 14.40 to
see this game.
That's too much
money. Thous
ands are drawn
Into the city and
the hotels and
nightclubs do ex
traordinary bml
ness. For this
occasion they ask i
holiday prices
The Jump In tar-
Iff Is about 80 cent on the dollar. A
dlivaer which ordinarily costs S3 la
anvwhere from 3 to 4. " seems an
excessive penalty for Just a few
whiffs of Jol de vivre.
And unless you are a cadet at
West Point, an undergraduate at
Notre Dame, or a ranking major gen
eral In the army, decent seats !or
the game are unavailable. The ones
they allot invariably are behind the
gosl posts, and In Yankee Stadium
you may as well be off In the next
county. You csn't see a thing.
But, you can't blame Army for this,
or the Irish. No one sticks a gun
in your ribs and makes you pay M 40
for a ticket that In actual value is
worth about 50 cents. It's still a free
country. But In New York this game
la tons, and the sap are plentiful
My reaction Isn't one of anger. It's
simply envy. I don't see how they
get away with it but I'd certainly
like to be in on the gravy.
New Year a Kve is something else.
Reservations range from SS to S25
That's S10O J unt for dinner If you've
got a party of four at one of the
exclusive placra. There aren't many
rooms with tha S5 minimum. Most
of them ride from 7 60 to $15. Your
liquor, of course, is an added luxury.
The reservation assures you only din
ner and a grotesque piper hat. It
includes confetti and perhaps a horn,
and al.o the prlvlteve of sharing with
ftoo others danco floor space Intend
ed for SO.
But. on New Year's Eve, who care? ;
You know before you go that it's
going to com you Nobody is sur
prised. Nobody Is indignant. nd
almost always everybody has a good
time. !
It Is always lse to keep tab en
what you order, but you won't have
any trouble with p;ulded chevka at
the avrcOited hotels. You u..iully
Ct a pretty square deal at the .otel.
Hut 1 mujt tell you that Mils does
not ala hold true at tb n;ght
clubs. Very frequently the aait's
make out a separate ticket for you,
Brady, M P.
L YOU DO FOR VITAMINS?
little or no notice of these serious
deficiency diseases It taken by pub
lic health authorities or records.
QCKSTIONS AND AN8WKRS
Best In Five Hundred
Welcome as was the check (for let
ter on "How to Tell a Quack" pub
lished here recently) the knowledge
that you approved of my Ideas was
even more gratifying . . . Interesting
to know how many readers contri
buted. H.A.M.) I
Answer When the prize letter was
printed five hundred contributions
had been received. Since then nearly
a hundred more have come in. I still
think yours was the best letter, Mr.
MacFarlane, so It would have made
no difference If these hundred be
lated contributors had sent their let
ters before the contest closed.
Oil
Any difference" In fattening effects
of things fried In oil. animal fat (but
ter or lard), mineral oil? (K.H.)
Answer Con anything be fried In
mineral oil? Mineral oil has no nu
tritive, caloric, fattening or food
value. Little difference between ani
mal oil or fat and vegetable oil or
fat.
Pocket Mhrary
We consider the new "Medicine
Cupboard and Famtly Formulary" the
most valuable of the entire set of
Little Lessons. We have found these
booklets so helpful that we are pre
senting complete sets to several
friends as gifts a health library one
can carry In his pocket I (CM.)
Answer I am pleased with the
"Medicine Cupboard" myself. So far
no one has pointed out a glaring
error of commission or omission in
the 80-page booklet. For copy send
twenty-five cents coin end relf-ad-drensed
envelope bearing 1-cent post
age.
Snaafras
Information on sassafras root and
bark as beverage, medicine, other
uses. (M.B.O.)
Answer It has no known reme
dial or other value.
"Colorless" Iodine
Is white or colorless Iodine as ef
fective as the brown tincture you
recommend? (I.O.)
Answer It is a mixture of potas
sium iodide and ammonium Iodide.
It contains no Iodine and has none
of the local effects of iodine.
Ed. Note: Persons wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brndy
should tend letter direct to Dr.
Will In m Brady. M. Dh 265 CI
Camlno. Beverly Hills. Calif.
adding five or ten dollars to what you
I actually owe. If you do not question
' It they pocket the surplus and turn
1 In another ticket with the amount
due.
This happened to me Just the other
night at a Broadway cabaret. The
waiter didn't recognize me and the
check he handed me was for $19. I
reached Into my pocket for a pencil
Instead of a pocketbook, and when
the waiter saw me about to sign It
he almost fainted. He grabbed the
ticket, mumbled something about a
mistake, and handed me another for
14. He was so badly flustered that!
I had to laugh. He had disappeared I
when I finally rose to go.
One thing more: If you are ever
in doubt as to the Justness of your
check, do not attempt to slug the
waiter. Just call for the mannger
Walters usually stick together and
thev have a bleak remedv for :iAtrnn.i
who want to get tough. They take
you outside and you aren't
very
pretty sight when they get through
with you.
Communications
To the editor:
In behalf of Medford Pest No. 15
of the American I-cgion I wish to
express our sincere appreciation for
the splendid cooperation extended
by local organisations and individ
uals In making our 20th anniversary
Armistice day observance a success.
I also wish to thank the Medford
Mall Tribune for the.r valuable as
sistance in properly pub:iehlng this,
annual patriotic celebration.
ROBFRT R. EBKL. Commander
Medford Tost Not IS. Amer
ican Legion.
Would Aid Spain
To the Editor:
The Munich sellout and t. trend
toward barbarism, in Europe and Asia
has made the vociferous Isolationists
much less so. The Mil ion -doll r
armament program is a result (a first
step downward on the staircase that
Irnds to the abyss) of their unfor-i
tmiate position. j
Surely what happens In other lands ;
effects America. A raindrop falling !
in mldccean will disturb every mole-
cule of water In that ocean! Over
there, more than raindrops are fall-
lie relieved at once b herbal remed, tried anil tested
thousand of year, ( hlneiie herh will ghe relief no
matter what you are afrilrted Hh lake adiantuge oi
thlm npportmtlty to nrtln health. Chan's herhs have
restored health In thnnand of people. Dn you hae
t;a. c uMliMtlnn, Mo mart, Trouble, Rlieumatlm, Hay
lever, flail Mime. R'ttt lon Condition, Sinn Trouble. rotate
Trouble, Athm.i. Infill mm, Cemnle Trouble, Pile. Chronic Couth,
Illth lltood Prrure. .tihrMU. Colitis Nenrnmie., Appendicitis
lon-llltK Kcrema: Henri I ler, Klrlney. I.nngs Blood, t rlnary
lUtonler. t'HFF. COl 1.1 TIUV
CHAN & CHAN CHINESE MEDICINE CO
Mon.. lues. Wed ID a. m. to K; 1 p. m, to 5. t.M F Msln
I rig nations and league of nations
and more to follow. Spain Is next.
This Is certain If the Munich powers
have their way. But they will stop,
look and listen If America lifts her
stupid embargo against Spain and
returns to International law as her
guide to action. Not only Justice
dictates that, but good business de
mands it.
Spain Is In desperate need of food.
She has the gold to buy It with.
America has a surplus no cash buyer
for It. So why not do business?
It Is In the president's power to
determine whether Spain republican
Spain, will survive or be extermi
nated. The Munich powers demand
Fascist "appeasement" or suffer ex
termination. Says Negrln: "Listen well! We
know a Fascist triumph will signify
our extermination. All right then.
Before parcelling Spain, exterminate
us."
But It Is not too late to stay the
hand of the terrible reactionaries.
Roosevelt's lifting of the embargo
against Spain would help a lot. More
letters from the people urging him
to do so would make him "see the
light." It means life or death to
a sister republic and her heroic peo
ple. Perhaps America too eventu
ally For It is plain. Indeed, that
European power Is falling into the
hands of a lot of well organized
gangsters.
Says Goebbels, Hitler's man Friday:
"The world Is against us (the civil
ized world he means). The world Is
always against us, but what matters
is whether the world can do anything
against us." Well, America can. She
can raise the embargo. And that is
something. Moreover, It would be
profitable for her to do so. In these
days of vanishing profits that Is a
whole lot.
R. JTEGNER
Nov. 14 Gold Hill.
Comment
on the
Days News
By FRANK JENKINS
EN ROUTE to Portland, to attend
a meeting that just has to be
nttended. How's that for tough luck,
right here In the middle of the duck
season?
STARTINO early, for Portland Is a
long way from Southern Oregon.
At thla hour, automobiles are few
and far between, but trucks seem to
be as numerous as ever. Truck driv
ers apparently have to get up early
in the morning to earn a living.
On one of the trucks, some wag
has written in chalk: "Pass quietly;
the driver is asleep."
Who could blame him, at this
hour?
THE highway Is a bit slippery, and
the driver Is clinging cautiously
to the center. Have to pass him, for
Portland Is far distant and the hour
of appointment la inexorable. So
lean on the horn.
No response; the truck continuing
to' straddle the yellow line like a
drowning man straddling a floating
log. Lean on the horn again, this
time a little more Insistently. Still
no response.
Maybe that sign on the back Isn't
a Joke at all.
THIS time a blast on the hom that
would turn Angel Gabriel green
with envy. The truck finally pulls
over, only to disclose another one Just
ahead, and the whole performance
. hns to be repeated.
Sore? Shucks, no. Truck drivers
have to- make
living, and In these
days anybody who tries to make a
living Is entitled to respect. And
anybody who gets up at this ungodly
hour to make hla living Is entitled
to double respect.
ADRAS. where the reclamation
service Is planning to put wnter
on the wheat fields that so long have
been dry and unproductive. Already
the town Is beginning to take on an
air of new life.
What wonderful thing. water Is in
a dry country!
Y CREEK and Trout Creek val-
eys, where the cattle business
Is the only business and where ev
erything looks prosperous. To hear
the cattlemen talk, he's always broke,
but somehow a cattle country always
looks good.
Mnupln. where Howard Maupln
finally popped old Chief Paulina, and
so quieted things down a lot In ,thls
east of the mountains country.
AND so. finally, to Portland only
to find the National Orange
convention In session, and hotel
rxma scarcer than Democrats In
Oregon the day after the big wind of
Inst Tuesday.
What a llfel WHAT a llfel
ATER. Quite
little !atr, as a
matter of fact.
And Just begin
ning to develop a limp. The pave
ments in this town are hard. They'll
NEURITIS
be a darned tough placs to sleep to
night. And besides a rain Is coming
on.
Who Invented .conventions, any
way? LATER yet. And Lady Luck has
just SMILED 1
A courteous hotel clerk has dug
up a rom that he didn't know he
had. No bath, to be sure there
hasn't been a loose bath In this town
for two days.
But what's going without a bath
when up to a few minutes ago one
had been reconciling himself to sleep
ing in the street?
Life looks rosy again.
The
Capital
Parade
(Continued from Page One )
Jersey City, and reformation of the
Works Progress Administration and
the natlonnl labor relations board.
When your correspondents noted the
program's existence recently, they hid
no assurance that It would be put
Into Immediate effect. The circum
stances of the Cummlngs resignstlcn
suggest, however, that the program
is already being acted on. ,
So far as It goes, the program
represents a sensible realism in the
president. When times were good, he
never troubled to clean house. He
would listen to no criticism of the
WPA or the NLRB, for example. He
seems to have taken the election not
as an outright defeat, but as a sug
gestion that house-cleaning time hns
come.
The possibilities are Interesting.
Members of the labor board may be
l requested to root out the extremists
I In their organization, and to follow
a procedure more satisfactory to busi
ness and the conservative wing of
labor. As for the WPA, Harry Hop
kins Is likely to go to the cabinet,
with special additional duties in con
nection with the national defense
program. And with Hopkins elevated
to a higher sphere, an obviously non
partisan trouble-shooter may be ap
pointed administrator.
Flight o Time
Meilford and Jackson Count.,
history from the tiles or the
Mall Tribune 10 and 20 years
mo.
TEX V E.IKS AOO TODAY
November 20, ISJ8
(It was Monday)
Mrdford defeats The DaIIcb il In n
at The Dalles, tctore record breaking
crowd. Medford scores In the first
three minutes of play, and again In
WW?
WL (AG
IMS' I
f'.Il ih" ;
the first quarter. Sports writer, Im
pressed by Medford squad's smooth
work.
Walter Hagen, golf star to give ex.
hlbltlon here next Wednesday.
Local merchants
Home" campaign.
start "Buy-at-
Autotat warned they face arrest
unleas they obey stop signs a- d quit
turning In the middle ot the ulock.
Unsettled weather delays farm work
In Sama Valley.
TWENTY- YEARS AOO TODAY
November 20, 1918
(It waa Wednesday)
German navy mrrenders, and proves
to be 'gigantic bluff: Gormans killed
In war 1.680,000 Berlin reports.
Married men to be first demobil
ized, war department rules.
Prof. F. C. Relmer of Talent experi
ment station files report on discovery
of new blight disinfectant.
Republican senators protect Presi
dent Wilson's proposed attendance at
peace conference.
Kolchak rules as dictator of Rus
i slan forces.
Crime Poej-n't Pay
LITITZ, Pa.. Nov. 19 pj Buiglars
battered the combination from a safe
in the Long and Company coal firm
office, then blasted It open with a
nltro-glycerln charge. Their chagrin
over finding nothing of value prob
ably would Increase several degrees
If they knew the safe wasn't lokiyi
in the beginning.
4, UIICVI uici
JINGLES
Copyrighted
When I get as bald as a Ml-
iard ball,
Don't have any hair on my
pate at all,
I'm going to carry 'round a
powder puff
And dust my cramium with
talcum stuff.
Not going to be one of those
meanie old things
Have the poor flies skating
around in rings.
Eight now can't be bothered
by a thinning thatch,
Gotta sell Chevrolets just
unloaded a new batch!
Chevy M. Hurd
Rogue River Chevrolet
Main and Riverside
Servlee llept 32 Mirth Itlver.lde
Used Cai Lot Klversldr at ltd
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