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Bj Arthur Perry.
TWj U Labor Day. The President
urges averybody to read the report
of the labor commission that studied
labor and employer relations In
Great Britain. This la a good Idea,
but few If any will. There are many
snore thrilling things to do. Besides,
la the re-maklng of America Into
Utopia, the tendency Is to regard
labor as an old-fashioned trick, and
barbarous custom of the "horse and
- buggy" days. ,
Young ladles ride bicycles In auto
traffic with their hands off the
handle-bars. Thla Is an acrobatic
feat on a par with washing the
upper dishes, with one hand tied
Behind them.
Eanlasarles of the Republican party
urge "Republicans to vote." In order
to be a perfect plea, It should be
mended to urge Republicans to
Tote Republican.
Soma opposition has developed to
the PWA grant of 5B.000 to aid In
the coat of paving the streets. It Is
held "Impractloal." There are a num
ber of bills In this vicinity, with no
roads to their summit.
FLATTENING I.OQIC
(Coos Bay Times)
'1 said I'd vote for Roosevelt
In any case. I've had a perma
nent ever slnca he got Into of
fice. I could see they felt a per
manent rather feeble grounds on
wblob to base one's political con
victions, but that'a because they
were men and one of them, the
red-headed reporter, had his
permanent given to him at
birth."
Then has been considerable edi
torial banter and comment, anent
the up-and-coming salosman who
sold refrigerators to Alanka Eskimos.
A nation that fell for chain lotters,
plnball machines, screwy pension
plans, tunny money schemes, and Is
still fond of nutty notions, haa no
legal right to snicker at any mental
lapse of an untutored Eskimo.
.
In Massachusetts, sulta for aliena
tion of affections are barred. Noth
ing Increases the value of affeo
tlona, like having them alienated
Cltlrens returning from Frisco
report the fair sea are wearing
hoop-eklrta. A likely WPA project
msy be the mobilisation of Orand
mss to conduct a school to show
the Modern Lady how to sit down
In one of them.
Harmony prevailed at the Demo
cratic plcnlo at Oranta Pass Sun
day. Not a dlsparaitlng word was
uttered, except under the breath.
Harmony always rages at a Demo
eratlo picnic. It's when a Democrat
gets home, that he publicly confesses
the ability to swnllow a piece of
lemon pie with greater esse, than a
primary nominee. The talks msde
the good Democrats better, and
the bad Democrats ashamed of
themselves.
...
THE Rl-I.IM) MANIA
Mo time for meditation,
Hardly an Instant for prayer;
Snatching a syncopation
Out of the Jarx-rent air:
Sleeping, but never resting:
Eating our meals In a whta
"Tout In a hurry to got there.
But we don't know where there is"
Ftlanda we've no time to make
them:
Love Is Just "touch and go";
Duties we simply forsnke them
Lest our "take-off" be slow;
10 leisure now for living,
One urge possesses us, via:
You're Just crary to get there
No matter where there Is.
(Eqchange)
CALL FOR BIOS ON
TRANSMISSION WIRE
PORTLAND, Sept. 6. (AP) J D.
Rom, Bonneville dam administrator,
called for bldj on transmission wire
today to carry Columbia river elec
trical energy through the WtllamMtv
valley and western Oregon
One Unit will run from Vancouver.
Wash., to Oregon City end: the other I
from Oregon City to Salem.
T LEAD
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Junior High Coach Two-Up
On Eddie Simmons As 9th
Hole Rounded in Cham
pionship Final Round
George Harrington, long-driving
Med ford Junior high school
athletic coach, held a two-up ad
vantage over Eddie Slmmom at
the end of the ninth hole of
their 30-hole final match for the
championship of the Southern
Oregon-Northern California golf
tournament at the Rogue Valley
club thli morning. Final 18 noire
of the title match will be played
this afternoon starting at 1:30.
A pair of young Med ford golfers
Eddie Simmons, the perfect stylist
with the deadly putter and George
Harrington, the long-driving athletic
coach of Junior high school and
former Llnfleld college star ham
mered their way Into the final round
of the Southern Oregon - Northern
California golf tournament yesterday
afternoon at the Rogue Valley Golf
club, and will clash In the 36 -hole
rhampyonshlp match today.
The two local shot makers, winners
of sensational victories In the semi
finals Sunday afternoon, open their
title round this momlng, playing
18 holes before lunch. They tee off
for their final 18 holes at 1:30 this
afternoon.
Simmons Drops Clark
Simmons, two-time winner of the
championship and gunning for per
manent possession of tho Larry
8c hade trophy, eliminated Medford's
Leland Clark, Jr., 8 up and 2 to
play. The slender Simmons, apply
ing magic to his putter and Irons,
was never behind.
Harrington, a "dark horse" from
the beginning, was forced to come
from behind In a thrilling rally to
oust Hubert Bentley, last year's
champion and pre-tourney favorite,
from the running, 3 and 2. Bentley,
the Ashland clubber, held a two-up
advantage at the 1 1th hole, but
wilted In the stretch as Harrington
marched through his last seven
holes In even par.
In quarter-final matches In the
morning, Simmons beat George Par
sons of Seattle, 3 and 3; Clark won
from Medford's BUI Selkirk. Jr., 1
up on the 30th In a sensational
match: Bentley eliminated Marsh-
field's 18-year-old Dick Hnnen, 3
and3, and Harrington reached the
semi-finals by nosing out Bob Ham
mond, Jr., of Medford, 1 up on the
20th, In another halr-ralslng match.
In defeating Leland Clark, med
nil st. Simmons was never down. He
started off with a rush, won tho
first four holes, dropped the next
two. and at the ninth was four up.
Clark appeared rather tired from his
tough 30-hole match In the morn
ing, but Simmons shot nearly per
fect golf to hold the upper hand
throughout.
Harrington (lets Going
Harrington, however, was forced to
turn on all the heat on the final
nine of his match with Bentley, the
defending champion. And. he did.
Bentley was one up at the end of
the front nine, and It looked as If
he were' on his way to the finals
nnd a solid crack at the title for the
second successive year.
The Ashlahder grabbed the 110-
yard 10th with a birdie two to In
crease his lead to two up, and then
halved the 11th. With seven holes
to go, tho husky HnrrWvtton started
to chop at Bentley'a lead. Ho won
the 12th with a par three to go one
down and squared the match on the
next hole by shooting a par four
while Bentley was taking a five.
Harrington won the 14th with
perfect golf, taking the lead for the
first time during the afternoon, and
Increased his lead to two up on the
loth with another par four. The
match ended on the 10th as Har
rington collected his seventh straight
par.
The blonde. Junior high coach
consistently outdrove Bentley, but
It wasn't until the final nine holes
that his short game behaved. Bent
ley's Irons failed htm In the pinch,
and his putting was not up to
standard when he needed a sure
touch most of all.
All flights went into the finals
yesterday afternoon, following quar
ter-final matches In the morning.
Finals in all flights were to be
played this morning, leaving the
afternoon free for the last 18 holes
of the championship match.
Following are srml-flnal result In
all flights:
Championship Fllcht
Eddie Simmons beat Leland Clark,
9 and 3.
Oeorgo Hurrliigton bent Hubert
Bentley, 3 and 2.
First I'llght
Dlek Sleeter brat BUI McAllister.
7 and 8.
Ivan Harrington beat Karl Bennett,
S and 4.
Heconri Flight
Dusty Woods beat le Watson, 3
and 3.
Jean Kberhart beat George Swarte,
4 and 3.
Third Flight
Fred Lennard beat Paul Meyers,
3 and 1.
J. T. Bradv bent Rav lemley, 1 up.
Fourth night
W. Prultt beat Dr. Harvey Woods.
0 and 6.
Frank Relnhsrt bent P. Seeker, 3
and 1.
Firth Fllcht .
Bill Allen best Ed Nichols. 1 up
R. W. Ruhl bent Sam Houston.
3 and 1.
A1 Hrarne brat N Mlksohe. 2
nnd t, i
Sebastian Apollo bent Frank Van
Dyke. 8 and 7.
ftrtei.ll. night
Jsrk Bentley beat It. J. Simpson,
1 and 4
Don Newbury beat R. L. Barton.
4 and 8.
Second Flight (Consolation)
L. L. Spencer beat V. J. Robin
son, 3 and 1.
Roy Prultt beat Jack Creager, 8
and 4.
Third Flight (Consolation)
Fred Green beat Bill Porter, 3
and 1.
Reg Parsons beat Sprague Re 1 gel.
3 and 1.
Fourth Flight (Consolation)
Dr. E. R. Durno beat B. L. Lage
son, 1 up.
Bill Catey beat L. G. Devaney, 6
nnd 4.
Fifth Flight (Consolation)
Max Pelrce beat Earl Sims, 4 and 8.
Jack Porter beat R. Moore, 8 and 4,
Sixth Flight (Consolation)
George Jail beat B. Bauman, 3
and 1.
Jerry Jerome beat Earl Tork, de
fault. Seventh Flight (Consolation)
Ed Drysdale, bye.
F. Sneed beat Earl Rettsma, S
and 1.
Quarter-Final Matches
Championship Flight
Leland Clark beat BUI Selkirk, Jr.,
1 up on 20th.
Ed Simmons beat George Parsons.
3 and 3.
Hubert Bentley beat Dick Hanen,
3 and 3.
George Harrington beat Bob Ham
mond, 1 up on 20th.
First Flight
Bill McAllister beat Bayard Oetch,
ell, 1 up.
Dick . Sleeter beat Ray Babb. 3
and 3.
Ivan Harrington beat Paul Wal
green, 2 up.
Karl Bennett beat Harold John
son, 2 up.
Second Flight.
Dusty Woods beat W. E. Bartlett.
5 and 3.
Lee Watson beat Roger Williams,
5 and 4.
George Bwarte beat K. W. Hout,
4 and 8.
Jean Eberhart beat Hank Hatha
way, 5 and 4.
Third Flight
Paul Meyers beat H. C. Wells, 2
and 1,
Fred Lennard beat Mack Llllard,
1 up on 18th.
J. F. Brady beat Jim Beal, 1 up
on 21st.
Ray Lemley beat K. Weep, 1 up on
20th.
Fourth Flight
Dr. H. A. Woods beat I. C. Irwin.
3 nnd 2.
W. Prultt beat R. B. Hammond.
2 and 1.
Frank Relnhsrt heat Stan Sher
wood. 1 up on 20th.
P. Seeker beat John Cupp, 2 and 1.
Fifth Flight
Ed Nichols beat M. M. Foes, 1 up.
Bill Allen beat B. H. Williams.
3 and 2.
R. W. Ruhl heat B. Lewis, 1 up
on 10th.
Sam Houston beat Al Ltttrell, 1
up on 19th. ,
Sixth Flight
N. Mlksche beat H. C. Obye, 2
and 1.
Al Hcarne best Gene Thorndlke,
1 up.
Frank Van Dyke beat Ray Harper.
3 and 3.
Sebastian Apollo beat Gain Robin
son, 4 and 2,
Seventh Flight
Jack Bentley beat Rubs Royer, 3
and 1.
R. J. Simpson beat Bob Provost.
3 and 1.
Don Newbury beat Jack Blerma.
0 nnd 6.
R. L. Bnrton beat J. Creech, 6
and 5.
Second Flight (Consolation)
V. J. Robinson beat Glenn Jack
son, 4 and 3.
L. L. Spencer beat M. Hodges, 4
and 3.
Jack Creager beat J. V. Watson,
default.
Roy Prultt beat Lloyd Nass. S
and 3.
Third Flight (Consolation)
Pill Porter beat Jerry Patton, de
fault.
Fred Green bent H. Stanford, 3
nnd 3.
Sprngue Relgel beat A. Lalng, de
fault.
Reg. Parsons beat S. Wellls. 0
nnd 8.
Fniirlh Flight (Consolation)
E. R. Durno bent Frank Perl, 1 up
on 31st.
B. L. Lage son beat J. Boyle, 1 up.
Bill Catey beat Doc Boomer, de
fault.
L. D. Devaney bent Ted Denson.
2 up.
Fifth Flight (Consolation)
Earl Sims beat Wm. Klrtley, 4
nnd 3.
Mnx Pelrce beat Ben Trowbridge,
up.
R. Moore beat Earl Leever, 3 up.
Jnrk Porter bent Joe Burrougs, 0
and -8.
Sixth Flight (Consolation)
B. Bnumnn bent BUI Jordan, 1 up
on 10th.
George Jail beat Bob Sherwood,
ft and 4.
Jerry Jerome beat K. Strader. 1 up.
Enrl York beat A. S. Taylor, 3
and 1.
Seventh Flight (Consolation)
Ed Drysdale, bye.
Earl Reltsma, bye.
F. Sneed, bye.
NEFF IS ELECTED
CORVAl.LIS. Sept. fl. AP) The
state convention of postal carriers
named Adlel Neff, Med font, president
Inst night.
Other officers Included Lynn R
Royal, Redmond, Ural vice-president;
C. ouse, Klamath Falls, second
vice-president; William G. Ross.
Salem, third vice-president.
Next year' convention will be held
nt Salem.
A resolution favored mtabllshtng a
court of appeals tor postal employes.
The resolution criticized the plan
placing final decisions with inspectors
and opposed extension or the retire
ment age.
Congressman James Mott. address-
n t the carrier, aald "any candidate
for rontrreM who pledges before elec
tion that he will vote exactly as the
hirf executive desires Is not fit to be
fleeted."
Personal Health Service
By William
Slrned letters pertaining to personal
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If stamped self.
addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink
Owing to the large number ol letters received only a few can be answered
No reply can be made to queries nl conforming to Instructions. Address
Dr William Brady, 6s El taralno, ueverly Hills, Cent.
THE EXPECTANT
The character of the diet of the
expectant father during the waiting
period has a good deal to do with
the health of hie
wife ana the
health of the
baby. It should
exclude nothing
his wife ordlnar-
Jly likes and dl-
gests with com-
fort. In order to
Insure the roln-
erals required to
keep all hands
happy about the
Whole thing, the'
dally menu
should provide for each person:
1. A quart of pure fresh milk.
3. Two eggs.
3. Two or three balls of butter,
or plenty of cream.
4. At least one kind of cheese.
8. At least one green, leafy relish,
such as lettuce, raw cabbage, or cab
bage slightly cooked, onion tops,
beet tops, dandelion greens, aspara
gus, spinach, cress, chicory greens
(otherwise known as endives, escar
ole).
6. Four ounces of plain wheat,
cooked as preferred. (Instructions In
monograph, "Wheat To Eat." will be
mailed on request If you provide a
three-cent stamped envelope bearing
your address).
7. One raw vegetable, such aa car
rot, turnip, radish, tomato, potato.
8. One fresh fruit rather than
fruit Juice. If fresh fruit not avail
able factory canned tomato Is a fair
substitute.
If the menu provides the eight
Items mentioned It will come close
to being a corrective, protective diet,
and a diet based on these essentials
will keep both the prospective father
and the prospective mother In the
best physical condition, to say noth
ing of the nutritional well being of
tho little stranger who will soon be
banging their table with his spoon.
For the future happiness of mother,
father and the baby It Is well to
remember that a woman about to
bear a child should weigh 30 to .15
pounds more than her normal weight
the year before. The expectant father
should tolerate no monkeyshlnes with
the diet calculated to prevent the
accumulation of that 20 or 25 pounds
additional weight. Above all he
should beware of the near-doctor or
the queer-doctor who counsels un
dernourishment with a view to pre
venting full normal growth of the
Man About
Manhattan
By OKOHdt I'UL'KKB
NEW ORLEANS This la ghost
night In New Orleans. All the old
shades are here. If you listen care
fully you can
hear their foot
steps echo In the
patios. They rub
elbows with you
on the crowded
sidewalk. Exiles,
refugees, poets,
adventurers, all
are here, some
with bright paste
buckles on their 1
pumps, others'
less dandified,
but no whit less I
intriguing. They j
btORGE iuckk know who you
are. Their eyes follow you as you
drift through the narrow streets.
Who are they? That half-starved '
scarecrow over there Is Lnfcndlo
Renrn. What a strange capacity for
ec$tnsy his Imagination has! He wept j
the first time he saw sunrise over I
New Orleans. "It was like young
death." he wrote, "a dead bride
crowned with orange flowers a dead
face thnt asked for a kiss." That waa
a long time ago. He lived In that tire
shop there but It was not a tire
shop then. It was a drab rooming
house.
And yonder Is Pepe Llulla. with
his sword and his thin, sensitive
faco. He la a grandeo and a clurH.it.
He has been In more than 30 af
fairs of honor, and It Is said he
started a cemetery In order to hnve
a convenient place to bury his vic
tims, nils Is the cemetery of St.
Vincent de Paul. You may see It if
you go out to 1333 Louisa street.
You know who that fellow la. the
one with the white hstr and the
laiiRh-wrlnkles growing out of his
eyes? He Is Jotting down Innumer
able notes snd Impressions. He loves
this place. Presently, those notes
will be put Into a book, and It will
last for all time and be known as
"Life on the Mississippi." His pen
nsme Is Mark Twain.
Ney and Hcod are next. They have
much In common, these two old war
riors wnlklns the street of old New
Oilcans. I think from time to time
they steal glances at one another, of
admiration and wonder. That they
belonged to different generations
mnkes no difference. On the field ot
battle, both were past masters at
lending forlorn hopes.
Now comes Ox-ar Wlltle. with his
flowing hair and trailing sunflower,
talking confidently, though Just a
hade too wittily. He. too. csme to
New Orleans for swhlle. It purrled
him thst so colorful snd fascinat
ing a subject as the Nnrro had not
been more firmly Identified In lite
rature. Jenny Llnd. the Swedish nightin
gale; Louis Duclot. refugee printer
from Santo Domingo, who estab
lished the first new.paper In New
Orleans and who became the first
of those editor, who were "eiy-111!!'
at home with pen. sword snd pis
tol"; the Dsronew Pontalbs, founder
of th first apartment houses In
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Brady, M P.
nealtn ana hygiene, not to
FATHER'S DIET
baby and Insuring easy labor. That
theory works only one way always
badly. The fetus Is a parasite, and
will take what nutritive elements or
1 material normal growth requires, even
though it has to rob the mother's
blood of essentials. So the health
and strength of the mother may be
rendered poor by restricting her diet,
but the baby will grow Just the
same. So the labor will be more dlf-
flcutt than It would have been had
the mother maintained her own
health and strength by proper nu-
trttlon.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Muscle Bound
What do you think of physical
training systems Involving lifting
heavy weights. My son, sixteen, very
skinny, Is following such a training
In the T without a director. (Mrs.
G. F.)
Answer Even though it causes no
serious heart strain, weight lifting
can only promote development of
hypertrophled muscles which make
the Individual "muscle bound" slow,
clumsy, unable to compete with a
well trained athlete In any contest
of skill, alertness, speed or agility.
Such overdeveloped muscles become
parasites on the general vitality.
Antacid
I am happy to report that the
calcium carbonate tablets suggested
In your booklet "So You Have In
digestion?" have helped my husband
more than anything else he has tried.
He has been doctoring for many
years for ulcerated stomach. Two tab
lets before retiring enable him tc
sleep without distress all night. (Mrs.
W. W.)
Answer1 Copy of the booklet avail
able to anyone who asks for It and
Incloses ten cent coin and stamped
addressed envelope. Five to ten grains
of calcium carbonate neutralizes ex
cessive acidity In stomach for several
hours.
Hyperldrosls
Please state what strength of for
maldehyde to use in shoes to over
come foul sweating of feet? (H. D.)
Answer One part of official stand
ard Formaldehyde solution (37 per
cent) with six parts water, swished
around in shoe, drained, shoe set to
dry for 24 hours.
(Copyright 1938, John F. Dllle Co.)
Ed Note. Peoum wishing to
comm'jnteate with Dr. Brady
shoaMt send letter direct to Dr.
William Brady, M D.. 268 El
Cam I no, Beverly Hills. Cailf.
America; Monsieur Louis Tabaray.
actor, founder of the first theater
In New Orleans; Dominique You,
fabulous henchman of the LaFlttes;
Paul Morphy, master of the chess
game; all these and others are
here. And O. Henry, too. It was here
that Sidney Porter devised the pen
name of O. Henry.
You cannot walk a single street,
or set foot on a single spot of earth
that has not been trod by feet more
famous than your own. Walt Whit
man Is here. Morose and lonely he
ambles through the streets, contrib
uting pieces of verse from time to
time to the newspapers. He doesn't
look such a much. You'd never
dream, to see him that his name
will ring through the years aa long
aa time, and as long as New Orleans
Itself will ring.
The
Capital
Parade
(Continued from Page One)
people. There was no parcel post In
1911. The express companies gouged
the people, and when Davy Lewis at
tacked them for It, they called him
a socialist. Davy Lewis' answer was
to Jam through the parcel post act.
Woodrow Wilson msde him a tariff
commissioner, but Calvin Coolidge
would not reappoint htm. He went
back to private practice of law. to
the Latin folios he loves to read,
and to his odd private hobby, the
study of ghostly phenomena In 1930,
the popular distaste for the Repub
licans' depression sent him back to
congress again. And there he has re
mained ever slnce.
Now. at 89. his hair Is white, but
he Is still chunky, energetic and elo
quent. And he Is still what he always
was an American radical on the
Norrls pattern. He works as hard ns
any other congressman. Insisting on
mastering the contenta of each meas
ure before he votes for It. He loathes
patronage and the ordinary devices
of political self-perpetuatlon.' but In
the Maryland coal counties his peo
ple love him. In congress, he Is re
spected, as an expert on .taxation,
as a good and honest man. and as
a hard fighter for his creed. In one
of his battles for the social security
act. whteh he sponsored, he summed
the creed up In a sentence;
"The world does not owe a man
a living. I grant you but as sure
sa Ood rules the heavens. It 1os
owe him a chance to earn a living."
Whether nary Lewis ought to win
In Maryland, or whether the presi
dent should speak for him. Is not
the question here. He will have a
hard time, for the Tydlngs machine
is strong, and the negroes who con
tribute heavily to the president's
reat Maryland majorities are register
ed Republicans, unshle to vote 'n a
Democratic prtmsry. The fsct remains
that In Maryland the president's
purpe committee picked a good man
.
Closing time for Too Lata to Clss
If j Ads Is I :S0 P m.
Comment
on the
Days News
By FRANK JENKINS
SEASIDE. (Struck by nutty notion,
decided to come home by the
coast.) Weather foggy and by South
em Oregon standards a little damp.
Typical beach weather In other words.
HERE at the beach, most of the
gala wear pants. It's a shams to
have to say It, but the fat ones look
like something washed up by the
tide.
FLAN KINO the Lewi, and Clarke
monument here la a Uttle bar.
The bartender Is bald needs a shave
and has a face that Is sadder than
the sad aea waves. But he is a philos
opher. Gazing disgustedly at the line of
cars that wheel up the street, turn
at the monument and wheel back
down the other side, he says: "Look
at the d d fools. Traveling like
hell to get somewhere, and then don't
know what to do when they get
there I"
Life Is like that.
ON down the bar looking a trifle
aa If she bad Just come through
a hard winter, Is a lady. (In these
days, you know, they can be that and
still stand at a bar.)
Accompanying her la a child. She
Is drinking beer, but Is not at the
stage of crying into It. She offers
the child (It Is a man child) the
glass. He takes a tentative sip, grim
aces at the bitter stuff and spits It
out.
1
NEVER mind. lady. When he gets
older he'll overcome his dis
taste and dswn It If It kills him. Hu
man beings axe funny that way. Es
pecially males of the species.
OUT In the Icy surf, a few hardy
souls are setting their Jaws
grimly, gritting their teeth and lot
ting the breakers hit 'em to prove
they're tough guys end can take it.
(This writer prefers to accept It on
faith and splk the torture.)
BORED-LOOKINO men by the doz
ens are exercising the dog alonc-
tHe promenade. Isn't that a devil of
a way for a man old enough to grow
whiskers to spend a vacation?
But that's life at a beach resort
Let's get glng. If a fellow hung
around here, he might sink so low a?
to spend his spare time exercising a
dog.
FOR $2,000 less annual
salary, Elmer F. Andrews will
be administrator of federal
wage-hour law. He has been get
ting $12,000 as N. V. state indus
trial commissioner.
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'DON'T CO NEAR WATER' JhHr mother, must have
told bathers si English beach resort at I'irril-on-sri. Essex.
Note the crowded, narrow strip of her . the few swimmers.
"Tripper" crowd the boats, taking t "Jolly ride out,"
Winner Scorns Flowers
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Jacqueline Cochran, the only woman filer In the Bendlx air derby,
scorned a bouquet when It was offered her at the Cleveland, Ohio, air
port with a terse: "I don't like flowers." Miss Cochran flew from Los
A n coles to Cleveland, 9446 miles, In eight hours, ten minutes and three
seconds, 16 minutes slower than the
Francisco In 1937. Miss Cochran continued on to Bendlx, N. J., to make
her elapsed time 10:07:10. She averaged 249.774 miles per hour for the
full distance.
Menus of the Day
By Mrs. Alexander George
Relish Recipes
Dinner Serving Five (or Leis)
Fresh Fruit Salad French Dressing
Sliced Roast Lamb
Creamed Potatoea
Dutch Beets
Bread Plum Jam
Chilled Cantaloupe
Coffee
Recipes for Tomato Celery Relish
and Ratal n Chutney
Dutch Beets
3 cups sliced cooked beets
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
4 teaspoon salt
teaspoon celery salt
teaspoon minced onions
1 teaspoon mln:ed parsley
3 tablespoons vinegar
cup boiling water
3 tablespoons butter
Mix ingredients. Cover and let slm
mer for ten minutes.
Tomato Celery Relish
4 cups chopped green peppers
4 cups chopped red peppers
6 cups chopped celery
3 cups chopped onions
8 cups tomatoes (peeled and chop
ped cup salt
2 cups granulated sugar
3 cups vinegar
Mix Ingredients and boll for tn
minutes. Add spices.
Spices
2 sticks bark cinnamon
24 whole cloves
1 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon mustard seed
Loosely tie the spices In a white
muslin bag. Add to the cooking mix
ture and allow to simmer for two
hours or until thick. Remove spice
bag and pour relish into sterilised
Jars or bottles. Seal Immediately and
store In a cool, dark, dry place.
Balshi Chutney
3 quarts sour apples, chopped.
1 cup chepped green peppers
1 cup chopped onions
3 cups raisins
3 tablespoons salt
1!4 cups brown sugar
i-4 cup lemon Juice
3 cups vinegar
1 cup grape Juice
2 tablespoons grated orange rind
1 tablespoon grnted lemon rind
cup chopped ginger
Let Ingredients simmer together
for one and a half hours stirring fre
quently. Paur Into sterilleed Jars and
seal.
Thrifty housewives sometimes buy
two kinds of butter, one high-scoring.
92 or 93 for table use. and one
less expensive, that scores lower, for
use In cooking.
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time made by Frank Fuller of San
Flight o' Time
Medford and Jackson County
history from tee files ol the
Mall Tribune 10 and to years
ago.
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
September 8, 1938,
(It was Wednesday)
Forest fires rage on Calls and
Evans creek.
Unless there Is rain by September
10, the opening day of the deer
season In Oregon, the governor will
close the forests to hunters. Hunters
amazed by news.
Million dollar shortage discovered
in funds of home mission board of
Baptist church.
Mann's to hold fall style show to
morrow night.
Hoover keeps up lead In Mall-Tribune
straw vote. Local Democrats
irked.
Orau fire near Ashland starts anew
and covers 7000 acres.
TWt.M'Y VEAItS AGO TODAY
September 5. 1918
(It was Wednesday)
Thousands of German soldiers sur
render aa retreat grows on Western
front.
The Boston Red Sox defeated tha
Chicago 1 to 0 In first game of world
series. Babe Ruth pitched for the
winners.
Frank Amy catches a 45 pound
fish In Rogue river.
Mrs. Jerry Jerome returns from a
three months sojourn with kin in
California.
Harry Rosenberg leaves for
army training camp In Kentucky.
an
Forest fires rage on the upper Ap
plegate. The least any Individual can spend
a year for an adequate minimum
diet Is $130. according to a depart
ment of agriculture survey.
Too Late to Classify
FOR SALE: Two sows, ready to far
row and feeder pigs. Across railroad
from Richfield Service Station, Cen
tral Point.
FOR RENT 4 -room apt., partly fur
nished. Reasonable. 520 So. Fir.
WANTED Nursing or housework by
capable woman. Box 3625, Tribune.
FOR SALE By owner, small modern
house In good condition, one block
south of Junior high; very desirable
corner lot. Otto B. Heckert, 417
North Oakdale.
BOOK YOUR ORDER for 3rd cutting
alfalfa, Cll ton in shocks. Elinor
Hantey Bush. Tel. 902-J. Residence
828 East Main.
CONCORD RAVEs'oTsaiT Call
Sunday for Monday, last house on
left side Lorler lane. Tel. 1777-J.
Safety first of course li
mighty fine,
But we believe in safety all
the time.
Use the finest materials that
money can buy, '
Engineer our cars so nothing
can go awry.
Always plan a big margin
of safety factor,
Start with a frame heavy
enough for a tractor.
Millions of miles driven by
owners every day,
Definitely prove the worth
and safety of Chevrolet.
Chevy M. Hurd
Rogue River Chevrolet
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