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Ye Smudge Pot
Bj Arthur Perry.
Following ft Hyde Park confab,
the President announces be and
Mr. Parley, the directing genius or
Democratic, strategy, are In 'lull
accord', on the purging policy of
the Whit House occupant. The
Jackson County democracy is In the
same fix, while ripped asunder.
Practise runs on newly paved resi
dential streets, In preparation for
the Labor Day auto wiecks, are quite
prevalent.
Pacific coast headlines the psst
fortnight have run red with ac
counts of crimes of violence. A
study of the motives reves) nobody
got shot for being decent.
.
The Secretary of the Interior, In
a recent broadcast, following his
return from an Alaskan Jaunt, de
plored the tendency of tourists to
view national park scenery 'without
f f ort'. The new model autoes
should be fitted with hand carved
mahogany shovel handles, for back
seat occupants to lean upon, while
easting a casual eye over yon tall
Cr.
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Republican enthusiasm In the
state Is reported 'nesrlng white
heat'. - beat la not white enough
as yet. to cause Republicans to
mobilise, and start yelling, the soul
stirring official slogan: "Doing O. O.
aMaces".
'
The Congressional Committee In
vestigating Communistic activity
will transfer Its hearings to ths
Pacific Coast. Pears are felt some
young liberal from an Oregon Insti
tution of higher learning, financed
In his pursuit of knowledge by tax
money, who thinks ho .Is a Com
munist, will pop up as a witness.
IIOW AUOLST STACKS DP
(Lakevlew Examiner)
"Silver Lake, August 3t The
month of August has two great
drawbacks In Lake Oounty; It Is
too short and too full o haying.
And yet It Is our favorite month
for several reasons. Think of
the luscious chicken, fried crisp
snd tender, the succulent corn
en the cob, the ripe tomatoes,
peaches, grapes and tempting
watermelon It has to offer."
WPA. officials at Los Angeles re
vealed Friday, in press dispatches
tney had discharged an unidenti
fied lady, who had been using the
money paid her by the relief agency
o help her husband buy a yacht.
The husband, In private employ
ment, made saa.SO per day. and. an
effort will be made to legally force
the lady, to return her Ill-gotten
gains. Here la a perfect example of
the widespread national eplrlt of
Gimme, and Oct. While the Getting
Is Clood. Nobody suffers, but the
worthy poor, whose hopes are cen
tered on the necessities of life. In
stead of yachta. They drink the
dregs of poverty, while chlselers spill
champagne on Persian rugs.
"Candidates visiting Sommes Bar,
the past week were Jamea Richard
eon, for aheriff, and others too nu
merous to mention" (Sommea Bar
(Calif.) Items) The non-partisan
correspondent.
NEW l NKWH
"I saw Orin Blgelow In Smith's
eorn patch. He did not have a
wagon bcx, he had a sack, a paper
sack.
We had one of those long Dutch
hounds with the big feet at the
Saturday night dance.
No doubt he waa from Yreka.
Might be an O. K. summer dxt.
but no good for winter, takes too
ever lasting long to get Inside.
Don't send any more Yrrka. or e
will send you a asck of long
C. O. D." (Sawyers (Calif.) Jottings)
Cash Hoes to Australia
CANBERRA (UP) Insecurity of
capital in European and other c.nln
trlea because ot the unstable econom
ic and polltlcnl situation Is resulting
In a steady flow of foreign capital
Into Australia. More than eo.O0O.0uo
of outside money was Invested here
the, past year, arconling to official
reports.
Plume ali We II hsul away your
ra:.i. City sanitary Service).
Politicians, All the Same
A S close observers of this column know, we Veep pretty
close tab on William Allen White and his Emporia Gazette.
We read many other staunch Republican papers, but his, that
is his editorials, are the only ones ws really enjoy.
Because, in the first place they always have charm, some
thing the common garden variety of Q.O.P. editorial offerings
notoriously lack. In the second place they have mellow wis
dom and a shrewd insight into human nature. In the third
place, and most important of all, they are invariably fair,
tolerant, which is only another way of saying they are
INTELLIGENT.
WE seldom agree with William Allen White politically these
days, for he is, and in spite of many temptationa has
always been, a staunch supporter of the Republican ticket what
ever it may be. Between elections he has some lucid intervals
so to speak, but when the time for voting comes around, he can
always be depended upon to be in his accustomed place on the
firing line, and do his stuff. In fact in a presidential year,
lie usually writes a good share of the Republican platform.
Obviously it is pretty hard for a newspaper man in such a
position he hag also been a member of the national Republican
committee from time to time to be anything but 100 regular,
particularly as square a shooter as Mr. White, for to accept
favors from a party and not grant them, would not be in his
line.
DUT as above stated while Mr. White is always loyal to his
party when election day comes around, he is never
PARTISAN, in the sense of being bigoted and extreme, lie
never loses his sense of humor and even more important he
never loses his head.
We don't monn there is anything anemic about "Bill", he
in as red blooded and robust in his language, when there is
some occasion to be, as any journalistic heavyweight in the
country. But you never find him, as so many of the Republican
editorial stuffed-shirts are found, losing his temper, getting
red in the face, and figuratively speaking throwing a case of
type at the opposition because he can find no. other medium of
expression that at the moment, satisfies his visceral yearningR.
YES, Bill always keeps his head, and he always uses it. We
were struck by this truth, when a few moments ago we
looked over his "Weekly" which comes to our .desk every
Monday morning. The, leading editorial is on a very timely
subject, too much politics in government, too much politics in
relief, too many two-by-four politicians it. the public trough,
swilling theirs, while the swilling is good, not enough of them
on their jobs giving decent service, etc., eto.
Not exactly a new theme, but one particularly pertinent at
the present time, with the government taking a direct and
more active part in the people's affairs than ever before in
history.
But instead of laying all the blame on Roosevelt, and indulg
ing in an apoplectic fit over what this country is coming to as
a result of "such a person" being in the White House; W. A. W.
pulls in his cditoriul horses from a wild gallop to an orderly
trot at that point and expresses a great and eternal truth, for all
and sundry to ponder over. Here it is:
i
If the Republicans had come Into power suddenly
with all this opportunity for political monkey-doodling that has
been offered by the swift extension of government In the last
two years, with all the new gadgets and fixings that have been
added by eoclal security, state assistance to the aged, the
REPUBLICANS MIGHT HAVE BEEN JUST AS BAD."
Aye verily, how well every sane observer of the political
scene appreciates that fact I
Politics, polities! the country is pretty much aroused at the
moment, over what the present administration is doing, to the
"land of the free and the home of the brave,"' and the "outs"
as usual are viewing not only with alarm but with horror,
what the final reckoning will be. Just let them in and see the
transformation, no more waste, no more political relief, no
more class legislation, no more corruption, no more regimenta
tion, no more ANYTHING but sweetness and purity and light,
How true it is the "outs" are always virtuous, because they
never have to perform I
But once let them in, as this column predicts they will be,
two years hence and then what shall we seet
Shades of Gaston Means and Teapot Dome I
The shoe will be on the other foot then for certain.
For William Allen White refuses to forget another thing,
that the fundamental principles of the New Deal, as far as
social security and government control of human affairs are
concerned, whether we like them or don't, are here to stay!
When the donkey gets through, Old Jumbo will have to try
his hand, at the same game I
Looking Foreward
A ND while this column with certain exceptions, has been
pretty strongly pro-Roosevelt, for five years and may be
two years hence we expect to greet a Republican victory in 1940
with a certain feeling of relief and expectation.
For we anticipate many things whioh are uncertain and
cloudy at the present time, will be clear-cut and obvious to all,
after the Republicans have had the responsibility of running
the government, for a reasonable length of time.
Unless we are greatly mistaken some of the country's most
violent Roosevelt-haters are going to be far more tolerant and
even appreciative, when by this transfer of responsibility, a
decent perspective is obtained.
They will then perceive, many things they blamed F. D. R.
for, not ho but certain elemental forces of a destructive nature,
were responsible for.
They will also observe, that while the present administration
has been pretty hard boiled and cynical, when the matter of
getting the votes has been concerned, that another party with
another name, will be no less eager to adopt ANT vote-getting
technique, that promises to keep that party in power.
In other words, they will find, that politicians and party
leaders resardless of their label, once in power, are pretty much
the same, as far as practical politics is concerned.
We don't say the ex-members of ths Liberty League, will
even then, love Roosevelt any more. hut we do predict, they
will he los itu'liniil to believe, that even a President of their
0n chot'sing will eer grow wings 1
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertaining to personal health snd bjilene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady It stsmped sett
addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief snd written In -jik.
Owing to the large number ol letters received only a few can be answered
No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address
Or. William Brady, siea El Camlno, Ueverly Hills, Call!.
A WORD TO THE PROSPECTIVE
In the gay nineties and the first
decade in this century Ignorance of
human physiology and anatomy and
hygiene waa so general that It
amounted to an
affection among
the smart set. A
facetious allus
ion to "In'arda"
or the dia
phragm" covered
any possible con
v e r s tlonsl or
literary require
ment and no
one but a, doc
tor waa vulgar
enough to be any
mors speclllc.
This quaint sttltude of the lntelleo
tusl snobs accounts for the role oom
monly assigned the prospective fa
ther, If he Is the kind they can push
around.
The average prospective father Is or
should be too well Informed to as
sume the role of boob, sap or stooge
In the birth of his baby. That sort
of thing may have been convention
al and proper back In the daya before
Wasserman blood testa for syphilis
and bacteriological tests for gonor
rhea. Today a few states already re
quire persons seeking a license to
marry to furnish reasonable evidence
that they are not syphilitic; before
long they will be required to furnish
reasonable evidence that they are not
atfected with gonorrhea. The time
for boggling at these vltRl questions
la now past. Likewise the prospec
tive father who la not actually a
metal defective can no longer play
stooge at the birth of hla own baby.
Not Just yet. perhaps, but In ths
near future It Is going to be the con
ventional practice to have the pros
pective father In there where he be
longs beside hla wife during the de
livery of the baby. That ta ono good
result we may expect from the exhi
bition of the film. "The Birth of a
Baby." Even the showing of tha; In
structive film aroused some criti
cism, but nevertheless it Is certain
that the attitude of the general pub
llo Is healthier now than It waa ten
or twenty years ago. Then, for exam
ple,! dared not mention In my col
umn subjects on which I now write
csndldly. but request cf odltors who
are. of course, guided by the views
and oplnlona ot representative resd
ers. Zn the booklet "Preparing for Ma
ternity" I say:
"The prospective mother, even tho
Man About
Manhattan
By OtfOBOB TUCKE1
HEW ORLEANS Memo: nd home
a mammy doll That's one ef
the great industries here. . . They're
in ail the depart
ment stores and
hotels. In all the
restaurants and
fruit counter.
. . . Mammy dolls
cost from AO cents
to 93.00. . . . Tou
can get them
from 'kerchiefed
Aunt Sallys to
grinning pickan
innies. Send home
some pralines.
. . That's an-
6KM66IUCKM oth,r moWr,
peculiar to the city and aa great
aa the chestnut Industry In New
York. ... A praline Is candy mado
from sugar and pecans. . . . They're
In paper-thin layers, and crisp. , . .
It you buy one It costs you a dime.
. . . If you buy a doren, attractively
put up In a cotton bale. It costs
81.50.
Go see that frog canning company
out near the Huey Long bridge. . . .
They put up frog legs In cans. . . .
Bullfrog legs, big grandaddy frogs
that always sang bass. . . , Drop Mel
Ott a card from his home town of
Gretna. . . . Call Edward Laroche
Tinker, author of "Toucoutou," and
of "Gulf Stream. . . . Check on tMt
chandelier In the St. Charles bar and
see If It Is really composed of the
glass stems from towel racks.
Wire congratulations to Lani Me
Intrye and Meymo Holt at the Ha
waiian Blue Room. . , , Telephone
Herman Deuteh. . . . Buy a copy of
Stanley Arthur's "Old New Orleans."
. . . Go see the watermelon boats ir
the old Basin canal, fresh In from
Mobile. . , This canal waa nand-dug
by Irish diggers with spades and
shovels. , . . They say thousands of
them died like flies from yellow fever,
and were buried where they fell along
the banks of the canal.
Drive out to Shushan airport, on
Ike Pontchartratn. which certainly
la the world's most beautiful landing
field ... I came In at four o'clock
in the morning and didn't ge to w
it. . , . Visit the famous Court of the
Two Sisters, In the Vieux Carre,
which has one of the prettiest court
yards In New Orleans
Go down to 616 Bourbon street,
where Lafcadlo Hearn lived in a room
facing the site of the old Fteneh
opera when he wrote for the City
SAFETY for Your S J TINGS
JACKSON COUNTY FEDERAL
SAVINGS & LOAN
126 EAST MAIN ST.
Brady, M P
FATHER: DON'T HE TUB STOOGE
well educated In the ordinary way.
suffers ss much from her own Ignor
ance aa she does from the Ignorance
of her friends. Obsessions and supei
stltlons harass her. Tsles of disas
trous occurrences whispered In ber
esr by gossips add to her burden
needless anxiety. If she knew merely
elementary embryology she could an
ticipate with tranquility and Joy the
greatest mlrscle of life, the birth of
her baby.
"Embryology Is the study of the
development of the human body
from conception to birth. It should
be taught In grammsr school to ev
ery boy and girl, along with physio
logy and the care and feeding of in
fants. Such knowledge would conduce,
to better health and greater happi
ness for every father, mother and
child."
So I urge the young proapectlve
father to learn all he can about those
things along with his wife, so that
when the time comes he need not
assume the humiliating role of stooge
In the greatest miracle of life.
QUESTIONS A ANSWERS
Another Board Heard From
Received form letter Irom w. P. A.
compensation board In Pennsylvania
saying they will not pay for ambu
lant treatment of hernia. No doubt
they would frown on Injection treat
ment ot hydrocele too. (H. F. E., si
D.)
Answer It Is absurd to let .them
refuse to pay for the cure of hernia
unless the cure la by a method they
happen to have heard about. The
Minnesota Industrial Commission re
ports that 90 yer cent of industrial
hernias In Minnesota receive Injec
tion treatment.
Ca ncer
Please name books one can get
and study to learn how to prepare
food for and care for a cancer pa
tient In the home. (F. S.)
Answer Cancer la not communic
able. Ordinary soap and water clesn
llness Is ample protection sgalnst or
dinary Infection. Send a stamped en
velope bearing your address and ssk
for monographs on "Contagious Dis
ease" and "Home Sanitation." Thore
is no particular food or diet, unless
the physician In charge prescribes
diet for some individual condition.
Copyright 1838. John F. Dllle Co.
Ed Note. Penmns wishing to
communicate tvtth Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr.
William Brady. M D. 265 El
Camlno. Beverly Hills. Cailf.
Item. ... Go to No. 941 Bourbon,
at the corner of St. Philip, where
the LaPltte brothers had their black
smith shop ("LaPlttc's Smithy")
which they used as a blind to shield
their activities as pirates.
Visit the Court of the Two Lion.
641 Royal street, where Vincent
Nolte (see Anthony Adverse) carried
on his cotton commission business
. . . It was about this time that an
attorney named 8. 8. Hall came out
with a book, "Bliss of Mnrriage. or
How to Get a Rich Wife." so sen
sational that no less than six duel
resulted from It. The book listed
the names of all marriageable pros
pects In and around New Orleans
"with the amount of their fortune
explicitly stated." The author him
self was forced to leave town.
Visit that dairy where there are
no cows. . , . Ask a policeman 1
the sun really rises west of the Mis
sissippi In New Orleans. . . . Then
buy a compass. . . . Nobody says
north or south her? everything is
either uptown, which Is south, or
downtown, which is north. For east
and west (but don't ask me which
Is which) they say lakeside and river
side. Communications
They Walked to Crater Mfce
To the Editor:
Yesterday in the Oregon Journal
appeared an Item In their, "In Ear
lier Days," column regarding a walk
ing trip to Crater lake 30 years ago
A party of ten, of which the writer
was a member, started at Med ford for
Crater lake, then to Klamath Falls
and back to Ashland. While at Med
ford we were taken on a tour of the
surrounding country by the Med
flrd Commercial Club, a most en
joyable and much appreciated sight
seeing trip. The writer did not visit
Med ford again until May of this
year and what a different and im
proved and grown Med ford it la. a
lovely city. An old gentleman. I hve
forgotten his name, with horses and
wagon, carried our provisions and
even with horses and wagon, the
road to Crater lake was quite diffi
cult at places. How different now.
This old gentleman ha probably by
now passed into tha Great Beyond,
but he had with him his son and
should he read this letter the writer
should be more than pleased to hcai
from him.
The Klamath Falls and Ashland
Commercial Clubs also entertained
the party with a sight-seeing tour.
r. C. JOHANNSEN
Lebanon. Oregon. The Rcxall Store
Aug. 37.
Bono, net For Ye Snorting Fditor
To the editor:
On behalf of Med ford P vt No. 15
ASSOCIATION
of tha American Legion, I wish to
express my sincere tbsnka for ths
splendid article on American Legion
Junior baseball appearing In Billy
Hulen's Sportgrsphs column of Au
gust 33rd. Numerous other articles
which you published from time to
time throughout ths psst season also
wers greatly appreciated not only by
ths Legion but by tha youthful play
era and their coach who worked hard
to turn out a creditable team for
Med ford.
With over 800.000 American boys
participating In Junior baseball esch
year, and thereby learning the prin
ciples of good sportsmsnshlp and
Americanism, this activity Is rapid
ly assuming a place among ths fore
most objectives of the nstlonal L
glon program. Medford post Is
slready planning to enlarge the scope
ot the local activity next year In
order to give every boy within the
eligible age limits sn opportunity
to take part In this worth-while en
deavor. We feel confident that we
can count on the hearty co-opera- j
tlon of the Mall Tribune ana me
public spirited citizens of this com
munity ta mske It a success.
ROBERT R. BBEU
Commander Medford Post No 15,
The American Legion.
August 20th.
whether he be Tom Pendergast, or
Frank Hague, or Bob Warner. Prin
ciples don't enter Into his picture of
the ideal Democratic party. He only
hopes for a party which has a bigger
organization and can give a bigger
licking to the Republicans at each
election. The president, on the otner
hand, wants the Democratic party to
become a unified liberal party, with
the principles of the new deal for its
platform, and Its platform the most
conspicuous thing about It.
Thus the disagreements. It can be
stated now that the disagreements
have not been nearly so serious as
they have seemed. The president and
Jim. who have a good working ar
rangement together, have agreed, as
it were, to disagree. Each has gone
his own way. Neither has tnterfereo
with the other.
So far as the president la concern
ed, the arrangement has certain ob
vious advantages. He and the mem
bers of his purge committee o&n
fight for their principles until thev
get their bellies full.- And then, when
it's all over, Jim can step In. help
elect the candidates successful In
the primary, and smooth out every
one's feelings. He has already done
this In Iowa. The first man Senator
Guy Gillette called on, when he came
to Washington after licking the new
dealers, was his friend Jim. And Jim
was the man who sent htm to lunch
at the White House. Now, having
embarked on the purge, the president
really needs Jim. And Jim t? at hind,
with all the knowledge he alone pos
sesses of which men to see, and wiat
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CAN SHE KEEP UP
WITH THE BUNCH
I X ta
Beck's Bread Should
Be Her Principle
Energy Food
IT T A ICRS huskv muscles snd fsst moving feet
to mslte gosls and BEOR'S BREAD can supply
the elements to mae those muscles HUSKV.
snd those feet SPEEDT.
rvr Beck's bread supplies (trowing children
with the food elements their bod in need In erest
est smounts. It furnishes CARBOHYDRATES, for
enerirv . . . PROTEINS, fcr tissue and body growth
. and contributes ths MINERAL SALTS neoea-
fx am. . m XT?
urn
Inducements to offer to straighten
things out in Maryland, or fix things
up In John O'Connor'! New York district.
No reliable report Is yet available
of the details of the Hyde Park con
versation. But. from Jim Psrleys at
titude before be went to Hyde Park,
some excellent deductions can be
made. In Maryland, for example, fie
will play an aggressive part. Else
where, he will probably avoid show
ing his band, but he will give the
president whst advice and private
assistance he csn. At any rate, those
who have been sitting around, hop
ing for the great bust-up between
Jim Farley and the president, will
have to possess their souls In pa
tience for a while.
Flight Time
Medford and Jackson County
history from tl-e flies ol the
Mall Trtbone 10 and 20 yesrs
so.
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
. .August 29, 1928
(It was Wednesday)
Pear picking not hurt by openln?
of schools, as only small percentage
of students are working.
Col. Lindbergh walked about streets
of city Monday evening, but was
not recognised.
Douglas county firebug sets 75 for
est fires, and arrest near.
A. W. Pipes will be candidate for
mayor In fall elections.
Clues found to fate of Raold
Amundsen, famed explorer.
Lack of fish in Rogue river laid to
Savage Rapids dam.
TWENTY YEAK9 AGO TODAY
August 29. 1918
(It waa Thursday)
Five autos reported to have gone
over the grade between Grants Pass
and Crescent City the past week.
Herbert Hoover, relief administra
tor urges steps be taken now to pro
vent unemployment after war.
Elks lodge captures a trophy at the
state convention.
British crash through the Hlnden
burg line at five points.
Bond Issue for 1,600,000 for valley
irrigation system proposed.
WINDOW GLASS We sell window
glass and will replace your broken
windows reasonably Trowbridge Cab
inet Works. -
LOWE BROTHERS' PAINT
AT
BIG PINES LUMBER CO.
PHONE 1.
OR DOES SHE
sary for the development of sn all-round heslthy
body.
Children who eat their hill quota of Beck's
bread GET ALONO BETTER, for It MAINTAINS
ENERGY during their most strenuous sctlvttiae.
What's more, it digests MORE QUICKLY thsn
sny other common food except sugar, lesvlng no
hsrmlul residue to upset or strain tha digestive
orgsns.
You will help your child GET AHEAD If you
see to It that plenty of the food eaten Is Becks
breed li slices a day or more.
There Is no BETTER or CHEAPER way than
through Beck's bread of giving growing children
the things their bodies need In Isrgest amounts:
a good source of food energy and muscle-bulldlna;
protein.
TRIPLE T'
and
BE LUXE BREAD
m .Qrnmrti
KmKMc
MAY YOHE, STAR OF
GAY 90'S SUCCUMBS
BOSTON, Aug. 39. (AP) eimpl,
funeral services followed by crema
tion wlU be held Wednesday for
May Tohe, stage star toast ot two
continents In the gay nineties, and,
as the wife of Lord Francis Hope,
once mistress of the fsmous and re
putedly unlucky Hope diamond.
May. In her last years Itvlng In
obscurity as a WPA bookkeeper, died
yesterday In the arms of her retired
soldier husband. Capt. John A. Smuts,
In a modest back bay apartment.
Doctors said a heart attack caused
her death.
May was born In Bethelhem. Pa .
In 1869, and went on the stage when
she was 18.
Chevrolet
JINGLES
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Was Solomon so wise if lie
had a thousand wives?
Must have been tough
responsible for so many
lives.
Imagine silk stockings and
cosmetics for such a mob!
Would take a couple pur
chasing agents to handle
the job.
An order for Chevrolets, to
take 'em for a Sunday ride
Would boom business
enough to turn the "de
pression" tide.
Can't imagine Solomon get
ting any joy out of a spin
With that bunch of "back
seat drivers" wagging a
chin,
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Rogi
ue River Chevrolet
Main and Riverside
Service Dept. 32 No Riverside
Used Cat l,oU-Riverside t 4th
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