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OF CIRCULATIONS
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Offleea In New York. Chlcaso. Ottrolt,
San Franclaco, Lo, Angela,. Biattle,
Portland. St. Loola, Atlanta. Vaneouvar.
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Member,
Oreg&iTNVspapenr'ubnMi
Ye Smudge Pot
' By Arthur ferry.
Wrong Kinds of Teachers
KJEW YORK CITT finds more men than usual applying for
examinations for teachers' licenses. This is a result of
the depression, says Dr. Louis Marks of the board of examiners,
He thinks it would be a good thing for the schools to have a
fifty-fifty division between men and women teachers.
Another development, probably caused in part at least by
the depression, is the shift of interest in subjects. English used
to be the most popular. Now it is in fourth place, with history,
biology and commercial subjects ahead. No doubt current events
throughout the world in the last few years have influenced this
trend.
From the standpoint of employment, most of the men and
women seeking teaching positions appear to have picked the
wrong subjects. A thousand persons applied for history exam
inations, although there were only 16 history teaching positions
listed for women and none for men.
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ON THE other hand, while there are 40 candidates to one
position in the academic high schools, there are not enough
candidates to fill teaching jobs waiting in the technical and
vocational schools. In 100 trade subjects for which examinations
were offered last fall, only 225 persons qualified for 450
vacancies.
Boys and girls seem to recognize where their fi.ture em
ployment opportunity lies, but the men and women who seek
to. teach them do not. The would-be teachers probably are not
prepared for such work. Here is a shortage pf workers which
needs filling if the youngsters coming along through school are
to have the training they need for future employment. B. S.
The Economical Sex
County Vote on Judiciary
VOTING) PRECINCTS
SUPREME COURT
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Since the primary election, the
democratic party of Oregon la not
on speaking terms with Itself. After
the seml-ldlotic display at tne pom
many of Its members, plan to
turn to the Republican ranks, from
whence many of them fled, to gain
a New Canaan In the 1933 and 1936
mandates. They are gruntled and
disgruntled, as well as they may be.
They were the dupes of an envious
politician full of wormwood ana gall,
' The radicals and the rabble won the
day, and the sacrifice waa too high
, price to pay for one man a
Venae. High administration chiefs
aided In the Intrigue, but now plan
love feasts to restore harmony, and
escape the wrath of November votes.
It may work. But, If they can laugh
c'f the treachery, the state motto,
"She files with her own wings.
should be changed to read: She
Flips With Her Own Flopa.
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M.Mr OF THE LAW
(Coos liny Times)
"The peat weekend was a bad
one for the atrong arm of the
law on Coos Bay. Constable Fred
Poulton who has troubles a-
plenty with the Bunker Hill
public, came off second best In
a gunman chase, and Mat Coy,
Marshfleld chief of police, was
subjected to unwarranted abuse
by a local citizen Saturday
night in front of a local dnnce
hall."
The prevailing temperatures has
esused males to shed their lints, and
husk their coats.
The Salem Capital-Journal eat!
mates 138,000 Democrata did every
thing but vote, more than mustered
their strength and courage, and val
iantly made tehlr fearsome wsy to
the pons. An Oklahoma atntesman
proposes cltlsens who take 18 min
utes to vote be rewarded with a 88
rebate on their taxes. The way things
went, it would be wisdom to cancel
all their taxes. If ajiy. for not vol
Ing. i
Miss Janice Orlove of Prospect Is
years old today. She Is three davs
older than the Dlonne girls, can re
cite poetry, and la Just as happy.
O. Hunt, the magic lantern king,
ta over a cold, and able to sit up
iiu rat cnicaen like a late candl
date.
a good many humorous things
have been said about the song.
nnisiie wnue You Work.' but no.
body seems to have taken the serious
view that it might be a good Idea.
We mean, to work." (Battle Creek
(Mich.) Enqulrerl Suggestion. That's
all I
SAP, I'KRTINENT Oll-I R VTION
(rhtlrMiiln llevtrn)
"The second monthly anniver
sary of the Chtloquln post office
robbery Is coming next Tuesday
and no robber apprehended yet
and most Important, the cash
Is still missing"
The highly Irritable aeeretary of
the Interior, who makes the mean
talks for the Administration, was
married In Ireland yesterday. He
seems to have been In a pleasant
mood, for he failed to snatch the
Bible out of the preachers hands,
and whnck the best man over the
head with It.
,
An upstate newspaper observes
the testimony of speeders in rourt.
Indicates they were going backwards
m-hen the policeman thought they
were forcing ahead at BO mph. It la
understood the old story they only
had one beer two hours before the
accident Is atlll employed.
Republicans smell a victory In
November. It's too Iste to hunt deer,
and too early to shoot duck,, and
by that time the votera will be
'fished out.'
T IS unusual to hear women criticized as not being good 3BBouth
anonrWa Most husbands and fathers seem to think that 37 North
women spend only too freely, But a fellow-woman, active in
the National League of Women Voters, thinks differently.
"Women are entirely too conservative when it comes to
spending money," she says, "regardless of the good it may
accomplish, whether local or national." She is speaking espec
ially of public expenditure, and says their parsimony there is
"probably due to the fact that they are accustomed to keeping
such a careful and strict household budget,"
Most men, although accustomed to regarding their women
folk as extravagant in household spending, would probably
spend more freely themselves if they were handling the money
The men wouldn't take the trouble to save the nickels and
pennies. The average housewife is thrifty and it is good for the
world she is.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M.D.
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hi (tried letters pertaining to personiil limit h and hyxtene. not to disease,
diagnokls or trealmrnl will be answered by Ur. Brady it a stamped sell
u ild rented envelupe is ntcluked Letters should he Uriel and written In ink
Owing to the lorge number it letters received only a tew can ne answerea
No reply can be mnde to queries not conforming to instructions. Add rem
Dr. nilllara Urady. 2811 El Comlno. Beverly Hills. Calif.
RKPRKSSION AND HIGH TENSION
The function of nerves la to con
duct message or Impulses. The
nerves do not wear out from per
forming their
function, nor
become exhaust
ed nor expend
appreciable e n
ergy, any mora
than do the
wires that cou
rt u c t mesflnffo!i
when one tele
phones or tele
graphs.
When peoplo
ttpeak of "high
strung" nerves
tension" of bust
and social Hi.
a matter of nerve
WINDOW OLASS-we tell indo
glass snd will wiace roul oroken
window, reaannardv rroworldite Can
met w.irsa
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Cljui lline lui roo Late 16 CIS
(; Ads U 1 :90 p. to.
or of the "high
ness. professional
they Imagine It Is
energy, but of course there Is no
such energy. The only energy con
cerned Is physical, caloric, musculo.)
energy: Indeed that is tno only en-
eritv recognized by physiology, rnc
high tension Is not In the nerves
but In the arteries. The harm done
by the strain of such business, pro
fessional and social life Is to the
hesrt and arteries, not to the nerves
The conventlona and amenltlea ot
business, professional snd social life
render It neceBsary for one to re
strain or repress natural Impulses
Naturally one would react to the
Impulse or emotion by fighting
playing or running away, but such
action, or Indeed any exercise or
norms! expression of emotion Is tm
polite, frowned upon or unconven
tional, a confession of low breeding
So one must repress all emotional
Impulses ss much as possible. Vet
mount of breeding, culture ir
prsctlce can ohange the physiological
reactlona of the circulation. 80. while
one sits there pretending to be un
perturbed, one's heart and arteries
must stand the brunt of the shock
for the blood pressure goes up
snd the heart beats faster and more
forcibly even If one succeeds In re
naming quiet and betraying no ex-
Itement. Isn't the relative degree of
breeding measured by the ability of
he Individual to conceal his emo
lons? Isn't It "lowbrow" or vulgar
to show any excitement under pro
vocation?
The layman harbors some quaint
notions shout the nerve-restorative
velue of complete relaxation. 8uch
things are a million years ahead ol
the times. In the present stage of
evolution man, Irrespective of his
culture and brredlng. Is still an ani
mal. U Is as rrnsonnble to try to
control our heartbeat or your
breathing rate as It Is to try to
contml your automatic nervous or
emotional reactions.
Tile very best any human being
can do In thot way Is to sublimate
the Impulse to bounce one oft an
adversary's chin Into a run. or
maybe Just a brisk walk around the
block. In other words, try to absorb
the sudden surge of enerity by some
unobjectionable or If possible some
actuslly beneficial sctlcn. Ceaseless
rocking, tapping the arm of the
chair or even pacing the fKior under
some emotional stress Is hardly ade-
quale lo absorb the enerv moblt- I
Ired by the emotion: onr r.:u--' rr.
gage In some real iiiti .nlii .o.k.
play or exercise ronu'arable in de
gree with the effort one would put
forth In physlcsl combat or flight
were It not for civilised repression.
QUESTIONS AMI ANSWERS
Klve rents or Five Hollar
Three or four times recently I
have had what 1 thought was a sty
on my eye. Now 1 have two. and a
doctor here calla It hordlum or some
such name and says my constitution
must be In bad condition. M. I.
Answor Hordeolum la a five dol
lnr word for atv. Also It tends to
keep the patient from asking why
and as the doctor doesn't know why,
you see It Is a valuable word. 8end
a thrce-cent-stnmped envelope bear
ing your nddross. and ask for mono
graph on styes.
"Ilates and Prunes.
Which Is more laxative, dates 01
prunes? H. P.
Answer Prunes, for most persons,
rrm-klng Knee.
Age 41. always have taken consid
erable exercise, for six months right
knee cracks loudly. Embarrassing.
Husband says I'm getting old. Doc
tor saya I'm no spring chicken.
Does one have to expect creaks snd
groans when one gets along in
years? Mrs. L. C.
Answer No. Perhaps atrapplng the
knee or wearing a suitable elastic
support such as that described hers
recently for Internal derangement of
the knee a woven elastic (not rub
ber) bsndage Including dumbbell
ahBped crepe rubber pad on either
side of knee. When your doctor has
shown you how to apply such a
support you csn do it yourself every
day for a few months.
(Copyright, 1038, John P. Dllle Co.)
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finally plain that Hitler Is determ
ined to push eastward. The reduction
of Czechoslovakia to an economic, and
political province, a mere shell of a
state, Is to be followed by economic
and political aggression In Hungary
and Rumsnla. And, because of 8paln,
Mussolini must sit helplessly bywhile
Hitler gobbles the rich meal which
was once destined for the Italian
table. Experts here thinx that. If dic
tatorships were not so reliant on the
blether of prestige and conquest,
Italy would withdraw from Spain. It
Is a strange world In which a great
nation prefers the thin reward of a
fulfilled boast to the wheat and wine
of Hungary, the wheat and oil of
Rumania.
3384 421 805 979 1435 4978 1715 1613 3148 2388
t wonder where she gets those gor
geous gowns. And how they dance I"
Before they quite realized It. that
little four-letter word was trotting
at their heels, saying "uncle."
Cd Note: Person, wishing to
communlrate with Dr. Brady
should rnd tetter dlrert to Or.
William llrady M t). t6S El
famine listen. Hills. Calif.
Man About
Manhattan
By (IMHtUt ril'kfcH
Perhaps you read about the re
cital they gave In Carnegie Hall not
lung ago. People said It couldn't be
done successfully. Through 15 num
bers, which represent, roughly, an
hour and 15 minutes of continuous
dancing, they waltzed and floated
and swirled and glided to Irresistible
music, much of It written by Veloz
himself. When the finale came peo
ple were amazed . Why. they had
hardly gotten In their seats. It didn't
seem possible that an evening had
passed away.
"But wasn't It tough?" I asked
Velos, "I mean, all that rehearsing
and work that must have been neces
sary?" That made Veloz laugh. "No;
he said. "As a matter of fact, we
didn't have a chance to rehearse. The
hall was busy practically every night,
But we were fortunate In having Pan
cho's orchestra to play for us. He
knew all our numbers. He has played
them for us frequently.
Here la an Item about these two
that may provo Interesting: When I
Invaded their suite at the Plaza
expected to enter an atmosphere of
the dance world such as you would
expect In the habitat of two such
prominent figures. Instead, I encoun
tered confusion of a much llved-ln
apartment. ... A ping-pong table
was wt up. , . . There were pictures
of race-horses all over the walls. In
cluding all tha big favorltea and a
couple of young horses, "Red" and
Veolanda," a filly, which they own
The
Capital
Parade
(Continued from Page One )
In such a world, the most minor
victory of peace and reason deserves
to be lovingly recorded. Rephrasinga
of the sentence, "I am holier than
thou art," have been the most fre
quent American contributions to the
science of International relations, yet
it must be admitted that the story
of the road from Washington state
to Alaska territory offers a pleasant
contraat to any story lately heard In
Europe.
For years, a road has been badly
needed to run from the American
border, across British Columbia, to
Alaska. For some time, negotiations
on the road problem have been In
Drogresa with the British Columbians
and the Canadian government. Re
cently, T. P. Pattullo, premier of
British Columbia, quietly visited
Washington, talked things over with
Secretary of the Interior Harold L.
Zckea and other officials and reached
an Informal agreement. The United
States Is to put up the cash for the
road. In some fashion 3i to 'oe de
termined, while British Columbia is
to build and maintain it. You may
see nothing surprising in that, but
try to Imagine Polnnd agreeing to
build and maintain for Hitler a road
from the German border to east
Prussia.
An appropriation of $20,000,000 for
the Washington-Alaska road waa late
ly knocked out of the pump-priming
bill In the senate committee. But that
la not Important. The important
thing Is the agreement, which dem
onstrates so splendidly how two
neighbors can live together In peace
and mutual profit. No one seems to
care much, these days, about peace
and mutual profit, but they have .
their pleasant side all the same. 1
1 . I
Is now Czechoslovakia without start
ing a general European war.
History will probably repeat itself If
tha Germans actually croca tha Czech
border.
WHAT la going on there la a gi
gantic game of bluff, and every
poker player knows how easy It Is
for something to slip when a lot of
bluffing Is going on.
Comment
on
Days News
Flight o' Time
Med ford and Jackson County
history from the files ol the
Mall Tribune 10 and to years
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
May 25, 1928.
(It waa Friday.)
. Harry D. Norton of Grants Pass
wins Democratic nomination for cir
cuit Judge.
Senate upholds Coolldge'a veto of
McNary farm aid bill.
Hottest May day in history of Ore
gon recorded.
Ona hundred thirty-four members
of congress favor Hoover for president.
Senate passes Boulder Dam bill.
Graduation exercises held at Phoe
nix school.
Slash burnings now prohibited In
county.
work there more than 15 years ago.
when there was nothing but willows,
and have bult It up until It Is known
far and near as a wonderful resort.
They leased It sometime ago to Or.
Haines of Ashland, who will carry
on the work, and sometime In tha
near future will build a sanitarium
to accommodate the public mora
fully.
Mr. and Mrs. Ottlnger are sure en
titled to a good long rest. They will
visit a great many places while they
are gone.
.They will go by Salt Lake to Pueblo,
Colo., and Wichita. Kans.. keeping
between the dust storms on the south
and the snow storms on the north,
and what a story they will have to
tell the folks back home, of the beau
tiful Rogue river valley, where wa
don't have dust storms and snow
filling up the highways.
The only pests we have here are
politicians. Friday's frost killed off
most of them. A WELL WISHER.
Golf Lender Dies
PORTLAND, May 25. (AP) Death
won a match yesterday with Edwin
I. Neustadter. 49, a founder and for
mer president of the Oregon State
Golf association. A native of Port
land, Neustadter waa a retired ex
ecutive of the Neustadter Brothers
company.
SEMI-ANNUAL CLEARANCE
Coats Dresses Hats
ETHELWTN B HOFFMANN
NKW YORK. The story of Veloz
and Yolnnda is ow of the classic you-can-get-there-tf-you-try-hard-
enough
talc of ballroom dancing. Ten years
ago thry were
w 1 n nlng bronrc
medals at ams
t e u r contest
Then they got
married. turiI
professional, and
started after a
little four-lett
thing called
FAME.
They danced
In New York, and
In Chicago, and
tn San Francisco
They danced In
Kansas City, and 1
In Detroit, and
in Los AngM(- They tygan to
ihir nniM mnrf fn-q'trntly tn the
nr.siivr.. IVop.f ivxan m1iir
Hat you seen Yfloa and Yolanda?
Veloz and Yolanda are "hoss" con
scious. If a sack of feed or a aaddle
had been In evidence the place would
have looked like a paddock. Yo
landa, who Is dark, wears mostly
clothea that are severely dark, relieved
by a rhlnestone clasp at the throat
With her deep olive romptexlon and
flashing eyes the effect Is striking.
Veloe lounged comfortably In a trim,
dark business suit. He was in fine
fettle.
On a table lay a copy of their new
book, "Tango and Rhumba, the
Dances of Today and Tomorrow, de
scribed by VeJoa and Yolanda." It Is
a technical guide to terpslchorean ac
complishment. It has been selling
exceptionally well.
TODAY'S
TRAFFIC
TIP-
HOE TOIRTKSY PAYt
Hugh Knson, state director of
traffic nfety, mvs the great ma
Jorltv of accidents In Oregon are
hie to tack of rnurtev that would
Ite extended In ordinary nocLi)
rontnrt.
M K WORD I KAF Kit 5KtlV
rm m ii
accepted aa a first step toward sta
bility in Europe. An immense effort
waa made to extract tha presidential
indorsement of it, simply because It
was believed that Neville Chamber-
lain had shored up a prop against
the ruins of peace.
And now the prop has been kicked
out. The European situation, for
which all far-seeing men and women
will read "the world situation" Is
back on the old hour-to-hour basis.
Now the most Informed and respon
sible officials shrug their shoulders
and tell you, "war may be today, or
tomorrow, or next week, or next year.
One cannot predict."
Human protoplasm la an odd sub
stance. The victims of general mis
fortune will laugh at the mishap of
one of their number. Famine suf
ferers will split their hides at a fal
low who trips and falls over a banana
peel. And, human nature being what
It ta, it's natural that the only con
solation in the new situation is the
lesson to Italy, All informed experts
here point out, with a grim pleasure,
that, if Austria failed to convince
Mussolini that his friend Hitler Is
playing him for a aucker, Czechoslo
vakia must now have rubbed the les
son In.
In the leason. of course, la bound
up the Anglo-Italian accord's failure
to Improve matters. Spain was the
one point left vague In the accord.
T.. failure to settle the Spanish
problem upset the negotiations for a
second accord between Italy and
France. And the same unsettled prob
lem now prevents Mussolini from
helping France and Great Britain.
either publicly or in secret, to block
German aggression in eastern Eu
rope. Thus, the expected return to
the balance of power In Europe has 1
proved a vain and empty hope. J
By FRANK JENKINS
HONEST Harold Ickes, aged 64,
slips over to Ireland and secret
ly marries 24-year-old Jane Dahl
man, of Milwaukee.
117ELL. so far as this writer Is con-
TT cerned, that is Ickes' own pri
vate, personal business, and as such
Is not a proper topic for public com
ment.
But we harbor a sneaking suspic
ion that If somebody else (especially
some wicked economic royalist) had
done it Ickes, who Is tho prize scan
dal-sniffer of the New Deal, would
have scented something off-color
about It.
IF you're familiar with the "off
agaln-on again-Flnnegan" story
that has been told by so many thou
sands of after-dinner speakers to
suffering -audiences, you must have
been struck by Its similarity to the
war scare In Czechoslovakia.
One day Europe is on the verge of
war. The next the situation has calm
ed down. By the third day some new
irritation has developed.
Then the sequence is repeated.
YOU'VE noted that Hitler snatch
ed Austria and nothing was
done about It.
Austria was more or less GERMAN
ANYWAY.
And of course you couldn't fall to
have observed that when Mussolini
snatched Ethiopia there was a lot of
talk, some of It threatening, but i
nothing come of It.
In reality, no one In .Europe cared
a hoot what became of Ethiopia.
BUT keep your eye on Czechoslo
vakia. In the past several hun
dred years, no one has Invaded what
PhutM M.) Wt It haul away your
refuse. City Samury Sarrlca.
The Joke on Italy has the grlslv
Irony of one of the old dances of
death. Italy embarked on the Span
ish adventure, with Germany for her
partner, tangely for reasona of pres
tige. The most optimistic Italians,
who saw another happy valley In the
barren plains of Ethiopia, have never
predicts miKh dollara and w-nts I
fc-atn for Italy from a Spanish tri
umph. But. having embarked on the ad
venture. Italy Is now dependent on
her German Ally. She Is paytry dear
ly for the alliance. A few combs for
the women and children of Barcelona,
a few mercenaries for Franco, cost
Hitler nothing. They are costing Italy
the whole Danubian valley, the utrat
area of rich minea and fertile fields
over which Muwotini once hopfd to
rrljn as an economic oerlord
The Csechoslovak Incident makes it
1 4-fNOINED BOEING S
I ON A TEST f i 1
if ITS LUBRICATED ! . J,JJ
ivith piNNioiL ;M
"YEAB afer YT.8R
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
May 23, 1918.
(It was Saturday.)
President asks tax upon war prof
its, and passage by congress of new
war revenue bill.
Two Inches of snow falls at Fish
lake.
Dr. R. W. Stearns will close his
office June 1 to enter army service.
Food economy urged upon all the
people, "to win the war."
Oregon to be
crop harvested.
"wheatles" until new
Communications
To the Editor: Mr. and Mrs. J. C.
Ottlnger of Talent left Sunday for
an extended pleasure trip to Tulsa.
Okla., where they will visit sn old
friend. They will go from Tulsa to
Lamar. Mo., and attend memorial
services at the Lutheran church, near
where Mr. Ottlnger was born and
spent his early life before coming to
Medford over 30 years ago.
Mr. and Mrs. Ottlnger are owners
of Jackson Hot Springs on the high
way near Ashland. They started to
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ple everyday are turning
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let, They know the biggest build
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Always give the buyers their
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